295. Your little brother fighter rolling super well on his attacks and you rolling badly on Magic Missile and then him going on about how awesome he did in the battle for hours.
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298: When thge dm decides to house rule that the rules for ranged weapons is that anything inside the lower number has disadvantage, it can fire normally only between the two, and anything beyond the last number cannot be hit.
299: when the dm gets pissy when you just start throwing knives instead and you find out his reason for the ruling was that he "hates ranged weapons"
Winged Player Characters. A Winged Tiefling Player plays a ranged spellcaster or archer. Sorry shambling mounds, ogres, and gelatinous cubes. There are so many monsters that hate ranged characters.
Best one, yet. New blank character, skipped directly to Abilities. Rolled by myself. Reset group. Called in roomie. Rolled again.
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
#310: The BBEG's psylacteracy is a single, invisible grain of sand in a desert the size of Switzerland. The desert has constant sandstorms, and the psylacteracy occasionally blinks into and out of the Ethereal Plane at random.
"I say we let the lich rule the world. All in favor?"
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"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
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#311 Drow PC's in a campaign about the evil of the drow
#312 When the DM ignores that Lolth would destroy any good drow
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295. Your little brother fighter rolling super well on his attacks and you rolling badly on Magic Missile and then him going on about how awesome he did in the battle for hours.
I am an Ainur (LOTR Fan Artist/Fan Writer) from The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult! :3
I'm posting this a little late, but yes.
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
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I posted that like a month ago but okay.
296: To be continued......
Back in black baby
297: The players become Chosen by several gods. I ask them what they do. They sing "Tiny Bubbles" with the gods.
This probably isn’t something most people will have to deal with...
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
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298: When thge dm decides to house rule that the rules for ranged weapons is that anything inside the lower number has disadvantage, it can fire normally only between the two, and anything beyond the last number cannot be hit.
299: when the dm gets pissy when you just start throwing knives instead and you find out his reason for the ruling was that he "hates ranged weapons"
300
People not knowing how to format on homebrew
Updog
Oozes are more dangerous, since they can even affect druids who don't wear metal armor.
Brains over brawn? Mind over matter? These canny warriors rightly answer, "Why not both?" - Tasha
My Homebrews: Monsters, Magic Items, Spells, Races
Rhulg- Hobgoblin Gunsmith
heat metal
Brains over brawn? Mind over matter? These canny warriors rightly answer, "Why not both?" - Tasha
My Homebrews: Monsters, Magic Items, Spells, Races
Rhulg- Hobgoblin Gunsmith
Winged Player Characters. A Winged Tiefling Player plays a ranged spellcaster or archer. Sorry shambling mounds, ogres, and gelatinous cubes. There are so many monsters that hate ranged characters.
Brains over brawn? Mind over matter? These canny warriors rightly answer, "Why not both?" - Tasha
My Homebrews: Monsters, Magic Items, Spells, Races
Rhulg- Hobgoblin Gunsmith
303. This. All this. All the time. (Anyone know any IRL Vaudou louisianais that you're allowed to post publicly that can fix this, please reply.)😭
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
304: Anything that deals force damage.
305: Helmed horrors.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Sorcedins.
Back in black baby
A cleric player being asked to focus on healing. I've experienced that firsthand in a game with new players.
Brains over brawn? Mind over matter? These canny warriors rightly answer, "Why not both?" - Tasha
My Homebrews: Monsters, Magic Items, Spells, Races
Rhulg- Hobgoblin Gunsmith
DMs that impose the "Player's Handbook Plus One" character creation restriction. DMs that impose any type of restriction for creating characters.
Brains over brawn? Mind over matter? These canny warriors rightly answer, "Why not both?" - Tasha
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Rhulg- Hobgoblin Gunsmith
Anyone that looks innocent.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
#310: The BBEG's psylacteracy is a single, invisible grain of sand in a desert the size of Switzerland. The desert has constant sandstorms, and the psylacteracy occasionally blinks into and out of the Ethereal Plane at random.
"I say we let the lich rule the world. All in favor?"
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
#311 Drow PC's in a campaign about the evil of the drow
#312 When the DM ignores that Lolth would destroy any good drow
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
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#313: when you’re proficient in a weapon but fail every roll during the campaign
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
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I've created a new thread since this one died, it is linked here https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/150098-400-things-that-d-d-players-really-hate
314.
When an amazing D&D beyond thread dies.
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
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