I want to see if things D&D players really hate add up to 200. Guess I'll start.
No. 1: I started the game, hooray, DM, whacha got? *five seconds later* OH DARN WHAT ARE YA DOING YOU CAN'T JUST SICK A DRAKE ON US!!!!!!!!!!! *two seconds later* ANOTHER DRAKE OH MAN I TOTALLY HATE YOU NOW DM STOPITSTOPITSTOPIT!!!!!!!!!
HEY. Are you talking about me?? Cause those drakes were a WARM-UP.
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"I have no qualms about your adventure, Hero. I'm simply here to tell you something: people will die. And there is nothing you can possibly do to prevent this." -Jenson, ancient Water Genasi Monk
Man, that was hard. Anything else? Crap. White Maw. And an ancient black dragon. And three beholders. *sighs* We did this last time, remember? You whipped my butt. Can we PLEEEEEEEASE move on already??
Wow! You want me to be a DM?? Okay! *FIVE HOURS LATER* *TALKING TO FRIEND* What. Are. You. Doing? You should've been finished with those spells HOURS ago! *FRIENDS EXPLAINS* UGH. The computer froze? Again??
He wants to do what? We're in the middle of something. No stop letting him steal my shit we're going into battle against the BBEG and I NEED MY SPELLBOOK! AHHHHHHHH!!!!
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"Where words fail, swords prevail. Where blood is spilled, my cup is filled" -Cartaphilus
"I have found the answer to the meaning of life. You ask me what the answer is? You already know what the answer to life is. You fear it more than the strike of a viper, the ravages of disease, the ire of a lover. The answer is always death. But death is a gentle mistress with a sweet embrace, and you owe her a debt of restitution. Life is not a gift, it is a loan."
Here pick a couple cards from this deck, it'll be fun... I thought I was getting a fun tarot reading in game. Instead I lost everything I had, down to my skivvies.
"Where words fail, swords prevail. Where blood is spilled, my cup is filled" -Cartaphilus
"I have found the answer to the meaning of life. You ask me what the answer is? You already know what the answer to life is. You fear it more than the strike of a viper, the ravages of disease, the ire of a lover. The answer is always death. But death is a gentle mistress with a sweet embrace, and you owe her a debt of restitution. Life is not a gift, it is a loan."
Ugh these spellbooks took forever but they're finally done. *starts playing* WHADDAYA MEAN I WROTE DOWN THE WRONG SPELLS?! THESE SPELLBOOKS TOOK HOURS!!!!!
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"I have no qualms about your adventure, Hero. I'm simply here to tell you something: people will die. And there is nothing you can possibly do to prevent this." -Jenson, ancient Water Genasi Monk
Corrected the spellbooks! *starts playing again* Wait, whose book is whose?? *players shrug* [MOANS LOUDLY] Ugh...
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"I have no qualms about your adventure, Hero. I'm simply here to tell you something: people will die. And there is nothing you can possibly do to prevent this." -Jenson, ancient Water Genasi Monk
The liches phylactery is a single grain of sand somewhere in the desert of no return. It has proof against scrying, its invisible and it randomly plane shifts to the astral realm. "I say we let the lich rule the world, all in favor?"
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"Where words fail, swords prevail. Where blood is spilled, my cup is filled" -Cartaphilus
"I have found the answer to the meaning of life. You ask me what the answer is? You already know what the answer to life is. You fear it more than the strike of a viper, the ravages of disease, the ire of a lover. The answer is always death. But death is a gentle mistress with a sweet embrace, and you owe her a debt of restitution. Life is not a gift, it is a loan."
18. Tells palidin," I am a druid." "Dude?" "Druid." "Food??" "DRUID." "Crude???" "UGH... DRUID, man, I'm a DRUID!!!" "Oh, okay, rude." "AAAAAUGH!!!!!"
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"I have no qualms about your adventure, Hero. I'm simply here to tell you something: people will die. And there is nothing you can possibly do to prevent this." -Jenson, ancient Water Genasi Monk
19. I make a campaign, all good. We play all good. I realize - after everyone has gone home - that I did the wrong campaign. *facepalm* Why is it so unfair??
I am going to kill the dragon and get so much XP... wait, what..? WHAT??? WHADDAYA MEAN THE DRAGON FLEW OFF?! I WAS THIS CLOSE TO DEFEATING IT!!!! *other players agree* DM: Certain monsters aren't meant to be defeated - like the dragon. *whining* But we were this close...
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"I have no qualms about your adventure, Hero. I'm simply here to tell you something: people will die. And there is nothing you can possibly do to prevent this." -Jenson, ancient Water Genasi Monk
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I want to see if things D&D players really hate add up to 200. Guess I'll start.
No. 1: I started the game, hooray, DM, whacha got?
*five seconds later*
OH DARN WHAT ARE YA DOING YOU CAN'T JUST SICK A DRAKE ON US!!!!!!!!!!!
*two seconds later*
ANOTHER DRAKE OH MAN I TOTALLY HATE YOU NOW DM STOPITSTOPITSTOPIT!!!!!!!!!
2: Ah, I'm FINALLY level 2! What's next?
*pause*
*enters cave*
AUUUUUUUUUUGH!!! YOU SICK A SPECTOR ON US?! WHAT THE HECK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!?!
3: Level three, Better not have something really mean.
NO? No mean thing? HOORAY!!
DM: *something unintelligible*
What?
DM: *whispers quietly to me*
WHAAAAAAAAT?! YOU SICK A DEMONOTIC LOBSTER THINGIE ON US RIGHT NOW?!?!?!
HEY. Are you talking about me?? Cause those drakes were a WARM-UP.
"I have no qualms about your adventure, Hero. I'm simply here to tell you something: people will die. And there is nothing you can possibly do to prevent this."
-Jenson, ancient Water Genasi Monk
4.
OK, DM is up, what you got?
*later, when im level 18*
Man, that was hard. Anything else?
Crap. White Maw. And an ancient black dragon. And three beholders.
*sighs*
We did this last time, remember? You whipped my butt. Can we PLEEEEEEEASE move on already??
SPADES CLUBS HEARTS & DIAMONDS
5.
Wow! You want me to be a DM?? Okay!
*FIVE HOURS LATER* *TALKING TO FRIEND*
What. Are. You. Doing? You should've been finished with those spells HOURS ago!
*FRIENDS EXPLAINS*
UGH. The computer froze? Again??
SPADES CLUBS HEARTS & DIAMONDS
6.
He wants to do what? We're in the middle of something. No stop letting him steal my shit we're going into battle against the BBEG and I NEED MY SPELLBOOK! AHHHHHHHH!!!!
"Where words fail, swords prevail. Where blood is spilled, my cup is filled" -Cartaphilus
"I have found the answer to the meaning of life. You ask me what the answer is? You already know what the answer to life is. You fear it more than the strike of a viper, the ravages of disease, the ire of a lover. The answer is always death. But death is a gentle mistress with a sweet embrace, and you owe her a debt of restitution. Life is not a gift, it is a loan."
7.
What do you mean his sword turned to smoke when he died? That was mine!
Roleplaying since Runequest.
8.
"So, what's your character's name?"
"Bob."
"Bob? What do you mean, Bob? You're playing a fake-medieval-era elf, for crying out loud!"
"Okay, Arthur."
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
Tooltips (Help/aid)
9. Escort quests.
10. Holes in the wall.
Roleplaying since Runequest.
11.
Here pick a couple cards from this deck, it'll be fun... I thought I was getting a fun tarot reading in game. Instead I lost everything I had, down to my skivvies.
"Where words fail, swords prevail. Where blood is spilled, my cup is filled" -Cartaphilus
"I have found the answer to the meaning of life. You ask me what the answer is? You already know what the answer to life is. You fear it more than the strike of a viper, the ravages of disease, the ire of a lover. The answer is always death. But death is a gentle mistress with a sweet embrace, and you owe her a debt of restitution. Life is not a gift, it is a loan."
12 & 13. DM I want to play a Centaur Shaman.
*DM* No, it’s not a playable race. That class isn’t around any more.
14.
Ugh these spellbooks took forever but they're finally done.
*starts playing*
WHADDAYA MEAN I WROTE DOWN THE WRONG SPELLS?! THESE SPELLBOOKS TOOK HOURS!!!!!
"I have no qualms about your adventure, Hero. I'm simply here to tell you something: people will die. And there is nothing you can possibly do to prevent this."
-Jenson, ancient Water Genasi Monk
15.
Corrected the spellbooks!
*starts playing again*
Wait, whose book is whose??
*players shrug*
[MOANS LOUDLY] Ugh...
"I have no qualms about your adventure, Hero. I'm simply here to tell you something: people will die. And there is nothing you can possibly do to prevent this."
-Jenson, ancient Water Genasi Monk
16.
The liches phylactery is a single grain of sand somewhere in the desert of no return. It has proof against scrying, its invisible and it randomly plane shifts to the astral realm.
"I say we let the lich rule the world, all in favor?"
"Where words fail, swords prevail. Where blood is spilled, my cup is filled" -Cartaphilus
"I have found the answer to the meaning of life. You ask me what the answer is? You already know what the answer to life is. You fear it more than the strike of a viper, the ravages of disease, the ire of a lover. The answer is always death. But death is a gentle mistress with a sweet embrace, and you owe her a debt of restitution. Life is not a gift, it is a loan."
17.
Tells wizard: “Did you prepare your spells?”
”I’m just gonna keep the same ones.”
”Did you prepare your spells?”
”yes, I’m keeping the same ones.”
”Did you prepare your spells?”...
18.
Tells palidin," I am a druid."
"Dude?"
"Druid."
"Food??"
"DRUID."
"Crude???"
"UGH... DRUID, man, I'm a DRUID!!!"
"Oh, okay, rude."
"AAAAAUGH!!!!!"
"I have no qualms about your adventure, Hero. I'm simply here to tell you something: people will die. And there is nothing you can possibly do to prevent this."
-Jenson, ancient Water Genasi Monk
19. I make a campaign, all good. We play all good. I realize - after everyone has gone home - that I did the wrong campaign. *facepalm* Why is it so unfair??
20. Twenty! We love these guys!
But this is about what we hate, so I nominate rolling a 1.
Roleplaying since Runequest.
21.
I am going to kill the dragon and get so much XP... wait, what..?
WHAT??? WHADDAYA MEAN THE DRAGON FLEW OFF?! I WAS THIS CLOSE TO DEFEATING IT!!!!
*other players agree*
DM: Certain monsters aren't meant to be defeated - like the dragon.
*whining* But we were this close...
"I have no qualms about your adventure, Hero. I'm simply here to tell you something: people will die. And there is nothing you can possibly do to prevent this."
-Jenson, ancient Water Genasi Monk