Gather round, come near! I will teach you about the Stew of Ear. This is the tale of Adohand, Slayer of Gator, Otherwise known as the Decapitator. For this recipe, take your pouch and scoop about three spoonfuls of mysterious black goop. From a phial some dead vampire ashes, from a mage head some eyelashes, from a gargoyle a chip of a horn, one tooth from a lizard airborne. (Side note: doesn't matter what colour. Red ones add a little heat to your stew.) One vine from the weed that walks, and one special ingredient with which one talks. Now that you've gathered these ingredients seven, you turn the heat up to eleven, and throw the ingredients in the pot. The dwarf and orc ears, one must forget not! Cook the ingredients, add spice to taste, and write this last sentence down real quick, if your life is dear to you, my boy Riddick, Adohand is coming, make haste!
Gather round, come near! I will teach you about the Stew of Ear. This is the tale of Adohand, Slayer of Gator, Otherwise known as the Decapitator. For this recipe, take your pouch and scoop about three spoonfuls of mysterious black goop. From a phial some dead vampire ashes, from a mage head some eyelashes, from a gargoyle a chip of a horn, one tooth from a lizard airborne. (Side note: doesn't matter what colour. Red ones add a little heat to your stew.) One vine from the weed that walks, and one special ingredient with which one talks. Now that you've gathered these ingredients seven, you turn the heat up to eleven, and throw the ingredients in the pot. The dwarf and orc ears, one must forget not! Cook the ingredients, add spice to taste, and write this last sentence down real quick, if your life is dear to you, my boy Riddick, Adohand is coming, make haste!
You have made my week. Thank you.
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Unfortunately, I am not a bard in any campaigns at the moment. I have been on the fence of playing one, but I'm not overly fond of the mechanics.
"Bards? Pah. I don't rely on demagoguery. Sheer intellect, that's where I outshine everyone else. Care for a cup of Blood Red? It's my personal blend. You'll like it. It delivers what it promises."
Unfortunately, I am not a bard in any campaigns at the moment. I have been on the fence of playing one, but I'm not overly fond of the mechanics.
"Bards? Pah. I don't rely on demagoguery. Sheer intellect, that's where I outshine everyone else. Care for a cup of Blood Red? It's my personal blend. You'll like it. It delivers what it promises."
Whatever you do, just keep making poems.
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I imagine he's got quite the extensive collection of hydra heads.
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The Stew of Ear
Gather round, come near!
I will teach you about the Stew of Ear.
This is the tale of Adohand, Slayer of Gator,
Otherwise known as the Decapitator.
For this recipe, take your pouch and scoop
about three spoonfuls of mysterious black goop.
From a phial some dead vampire ashes,
from a mage head some eyelashes,
from a gargoyle a chip of a horn,
one tooth from a lizard airborne. (Side note: doesn't matter what colour. Red ones add a little heat to your stew.)
One vine from the weed that walks,
and one special ingredient with which one talks.
Now that you've gathered these ingredients seven,
you turn the heat up to eleven,
and throw the ingredients in the pot.
The dwarf and orc ears, one must forget not!
Cook the ingredients, add spice to taste,
and write this last sentence down real quick,
if your life is dear to you, my boy Riddick,
Adohand is coming, make haste!
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D&D StaffI think I'm a little bit in love with Adohand...
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I'm intrigued and must ask...Does Tuskla have tusks?
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Grandfathered Accessoh dear. Where is my Command spell, its the only way this will end.
I do stuff, sometimes.
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Sir Adohand, it is my genuine pleasure. I look forward to making more stew and more weeks. It would help if I kept my hands.
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lmao - This thread is spiraling... and it's great.
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Unfortunately, I am not a bard in any campaigns at the moment. I have been on the fence of playing one, but I'm not overly fond of the mechanics.
"Bards? Pah. I don't rely on demagoguery. Sheer intellect, that's where I outshine everyone else. Care for a cup of Blood Red? It's my personal blend. You'll like it. It delivers what it promises."
Front End Developer for D&D Beyond by day,
Half Orc BarbarianGnome SorcererDuergar ClericAarakocra Barb/Rogue/Fighter (yeah yeah i know) by night.this has really gotten Adohand.
Please Lord Adohand, how does thy appear to a mortal such as I?
(Many details please. I would like to add some art to this thread)
Do not expect people to be smart, but do not allow them to be stupid. If there is one thing I have learned it is this.
Also, beyond Stew of Ear, what are Adohand's favorite things to cook, best thing ever cooked, and strangest thing ever cooked?
Do not expect people to be smart, but do not allow them to be stupid. If there is one thing I have learned it is this.