Majestor Steel, the Moon Elf Ranger. When I first played, me and my friends had no idea how to, so we made stuff up. Our dm said we found 2000 gp each, and I used it all on as many scales mail sets as I could buy, and, thinking armor stacked, had an ac of over 300
I'm still so new that I have no idea why that is funny, but I just gather it is :D
Imagine a guy wearing ten suits of armor one on top of the other. THAT’S why it’s funny 😂.
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Current D&D Characters: Kromen Flintfist, Hill Dwarf Order of the Scribes Wizard/Armorer Artificer Eiphrok, Half-Orc Oath of Glory Paladin/Draconic Bloodline Sorcerer
I remember my first character. His name was Dadd snow and I got to try him out for a couple sessions before the club ended. He was originally supposed to be a Human Cleric but everyone told me to just choose Half-Elf since that was a better choice, and my most favorite thing was when he told the party
" Oh wait, forgot to buy torches. "
" Why "
" Well, our mission is to remove the Spiders from the forest, and the way i see it if we burn down the forest there won't be spiders in it anymore. "
Oh good times, the DM made me roll persuasion and everybody else rolled low and decided it was a good idea.
wow. This is funny. It is sort of like the time when my DM was mad at a person, so all of the monsters go for him. always. It is miraculous that he has not died yet.
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"If you ever ask a wizard to list the books they've read recently, prepare to be there for a solid week. " - Original.
I had another moronic incident a few days ago. I paraded my half elf rogue in front of an ettin, and was quite predictably battered, but it wasn't until we were done that I realized I hadn't counted my HPs. So, I landed at 0 on his very last attack. It was so embarrassing. Luckily, my group, and our DM, is lenient towards my ignorance for now. I will try to step up the game :D
Her name was Iris and she was a human death domain cleric who was also the captian of the guard of a city we spent the majority of our time in. She ended up becoming a general and leading an army against the BBEG.
In her epilouge she became the queen of the city she had protected! So all together she was a pretty awesome character!! I didnt even have a character sheet for her my DM just told me what I could do and had me roll things!
Her name was Iris and she was a human death domain cleric who was also the captian of the guard of a city we spent the majority of our time in. She ended up becoming a general and leading an army against the BBEG.
In her epilouge she became the queen of the city she had protected! So all together she was a pretty awesome character!! I didnt even have a character sheet for her my DM just told me what I could do and had me roll things!
space cat bounty hunter lady, complete with laser gun and jetpack, i was 7 at the time. playing a modified version of d&d (to be simpler and less stat-based, since we were mostly kids) with my uncle and a few of my cousins, at my grandma's place over winter break.
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she/any - member of the spider guild :D - official elesh norn enthusiast
My first ever character was all the way back in 2011, when I first starting out dnd. He was a elf (Because I barely knew how to play but my friends told me to join.) his name was Kesh. All I remember is that he died horribly
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"Is this hell?" "NOPE!" "Purgatory?" "ITS DEFINETLY PURGATORY! AIN'T NO WAY THIS IS HELL. HELL IS TOO STIMULATING!"
I originally took this post to mean the first character played (which I still do, and I talked about previously). However, there are other definitions of "first character."
With some changes, I'm currently playing the first character I ever created. As I said, though, there are quite a few changes. When I made my first character, all I had was the Essentials Kit, which while giving some character creation options, wasn't exactly a plethora to choose from. Which is why my first character played came from options from the PHB.
Now I've got access to Xanathar's and Tasha's and, well, pretty much everything else. So the concept and the backstory for my original character remain the same, but the name, subclass and some stats have changed. The character is a Hill Dwarf Cleric. He never intended to be a cleric until the god appeared before him and called him to her service (what, like he's going to say "No" to a deity that appears in front of him?). The god is not a dwarven god, however, and he is forced to leave town under the charge of heresy for not being a cleric for Moradin.
The domain has changed (originally Life, currently Forge), the name has changed (I reused my original name for a different character so created a new one), the god has changed (originally I went with the proper Forgotten Realms god Selune, but since I don't really know anything about her, I switched to Azura from the Elder Scrolls series, which I've had some dealings with thanks to the video games Skyrim and Elder Scrolls Online... the fact that she's voiced by Wonder Woman actress Lynda Carter helps), and the stats have changed somewhat. But as far as I'm concerned, this is still my first character... if maybe version 2.0.
I will add that my cleric, along with the rest of his party, is currently in trouble, so we'll see if I continue to play him after next week's session or whether he is part of a TPK. Strangely, if my cleric is killed, I'll probably swap in my first played character to take over for my first created character because they are at the same character level.
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=========================== Laugh at life or life will laugh at you.
Current D&D Characters: Kromen Flintfist, Hill Dwarf Order of the Scribes Wizard/Armorer Artificer Eiphrok, Half-Orc Oath of Glory Paladin/Draconic Bloodline Sorcerer
Feeehh, it was probably around 2017 at a Comic-Con event in my hometown. Some of my buddies were playing D&D, and I had always wanted to play but never knew how. So, I made a wood elf cleric of Oghma named Rael Kaivilo. He was reasonably well done, I may remake him soon but worship a different god. He got killed, I believe, by a hatching bronze dragon that tore a hole in the boat of the cultists that stole him.
I'm still so new that I have no idea why that is funny, but I just gather it is :D
Imagine a guy wearing ten suits of armor one on top of the other. THAT’S why it’s funny 😂.
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Laugh at life or life will laugh at you.
Current D&D Characters:
Kromen Flintfist, Hill Dwarf Order of the Scribes Wizard/Armorer Artificer
Eiphrok, Half-Orc Oath of Glory Paladin/Draconic Bloodline Sorcerer
wow. This is funny. It is sort of like the time when my DM was mad at a person, so all of the monsters go for him. always. It is miraculous that he has not died yet.
"If you ever ask a wizard to list the books they've read recently, prepare to be there for a solid week. " - Original.
Grammar Cult
Bow down to Cats! (Cult of Cats)
I had another moronic incident a few days ago. I paraded my half elf rogue in front of an ettin, and was quite predictably battered, but it wasn't until we were done that I realized I hadn't counted my HPs. So, I landed at 0 on his very last attack. It was so embarrassing. Luckily, my group, and our DM, is lenient towards my ignorance for now. I will try to step up the game :D
Yeah this was about a year ago (Im fairly new)
Her name was Iris and she was a human death domain cleric who was also the captian of the guard of a city we spent the majority of our time in. She ended up becoming a general and leading an army against the BBEG.
In her epilouge she became the queen of the city she had protected! So all together she was a pretty awesome character!! I didnt even have a character sheet for her my DM just told me what I could do and had me roll things!
That’s really cool
space cat bounty hunter lady, complete with laser gun and jetpack, i was 7 at the time. playing a modified version of d&d (to be simpler and less stat-based, since we were mostly kids) with my uncle and a few of my cousins, at my grandma's place over winter break.
she/any - member of the spider guild :D - official elesh norn enthusiast
current characters:
-Zalia Moonkeeper, tiefling abjuration wizard/alchemist artificer
-Philomena Silverthread, changeling assassin rogue
-Glass, kenku vengeance paladin
My first ever character was all the way back in 2011, when I first starting out dnd. He was a elf (Because I barely knew how to play but my friends told me to join.) his name was Kesh. All I remember is that he died horribly
Yes it was named bofa dyz (i'm not kiddding). It was an Rouge Arcane Trickster.
I originally took this post to mean the first character played (which I still do, and I talked about previously). However, there are other definitions of "first character."
With some changes, I'm currently playing the first character I ever created. As I said, though, there are quite a few changes. When I made my first character, all I had was the Essentials Kit, which while giving some character creation options, wasn't exactly a plethora to choose from. Which is why my first character played came from options from the PHB.
Now I've got access to Xanathar's and Tasha's and, well, pretty much everything else. So the concept and the backstory for my original character remain the same, but the name, subclass and some stats have changed. The character is a Hill Dwarf Cleric. He never intended to be a cleric until the god appeared before him and called him to her service (what, like he's going to say "No" to a deity that appears in front of him?). The god is not a dwarven god, however, and he is forced to leave town under the charge of heresy for not being a cleric for Moradin.
The domain has changed (originally Life, currently Forge), the name has changed (I reused my original name for a different character so created a new one), the god has changed (originally I went with the proper Forgotten Realms god Selune, but since I don't really know anything about her, I switched to Azura from the Elder Scrolls series, which I've had some dealings with thanks to the video games Skyrim and Elder Scrolls Online... the fact that she's voiced by Wonder Woman actress Lynda Carter helps), and the stats have changed somewhat. But as far as I'm concerned, this is still my first character... if maybe version 2.0.
I will add that my cleric, along with the rest of his party, is currently in trouble, so we'll see if I continue to play him after next week's session or whether he is part of a TPK. Strangely, if my cleric is killed, I'll probably swap in my first played character to take over for my first created character because they are at the same character level.
===========================
Laugh at life or life will laugh at you.
Current D&D Characters:
Kromen Flintfist, Hill Dwarf Order of the Scribes Wizard/Armorer Artificer
Eiphrok, Half-Orc Oath of Glory Paladin/Draconic Bloodline Sorcerer
Feeehh, it was probably around 2017 at a Comic-Con event in my hometown. Some of my buddies were playing D&D, and I had always wanted to play but never knew how. So, I made a wood elf cleric of Oghma named Rael Kaivilo. He was reasonably well done, I may remake him soon but worship a different god. He got killed, I believe, by a hatching bronze dragon that tore a hole in the boat of the cultists that stole him.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Tom. A Barbarian Tabix. He and his pet mouse Jerry would go where no man would go but died to the evils of a pit trap.
Jack Erent, A wildfire druid. His main attack was putting firepowder (The gunpowder of the world) on his hand then casting produce flame.
He also just drank excessively but just burned the alcohol out of his system.
"Anyone can smith at the cosmic anvil, yet only I can forge a weapon as good as thee."
My Homebrew Please click it, they have my family.