Mr Stealy waltzes in, dragging a chopped in half body
" The heck!?"
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A tall elvish man in a short green cloak notices. “You, there. What is it you want?”
The suit appears in front of the archfey:" Afternoon, have you made any pacts with my employees?"
He shrugs. “None have approached me. Do you think i should be more proactive about it?”
" If you want."
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Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
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Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
"Guys, am I the only one that sees a cat dragging a dead body into the hideout? Like - how is it even doing that? The thing probably weighs like nine pounds at the most"
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Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
"Guys, am I the only one that sees a cat dragging a dead body into the hideout? Like - how is it even doing that? The thing probably weighs like nine pounds at the most"
" I'm afraid you're not insane."
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Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
"Guys, am I the only one that sees a cat dragging a dead body into the hideout? Like - how is it even doing that? The thing probably weighs like nine pounds at the most"
" I'm afraid you're not insane."
“Aye, we have an arch Fae or something like that so maybe that’s related. Either way I am way too sober for this”
"Guys, am I the only one that sees a cat dragging a dead body into the hideout? Like - how is it even doing that? The thing probably weighs like nine pounds at the most"
" I'm afraid you're not insane."
“Aye, we have an arch Fae or something like that so maybe that’s related. Either way I am way too sober for this”
*Skeptical look*
"Sure, that's just what a drunk person would say"
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Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
"Guys, am I the only one that sees a cat dragging a dead body into the hideout? Like - how is it even doing that? The thing probably weighs like nine pounds at the most"
" I'm afraid you're not insane."
“Aye, we have an arch Fae or something like that so maybe that’s related. Either way I am way too sober for this”
"Guys, am I the only one that sees a cat dragging a dead body into the hideout? Like - how is it even doing that? The thing probably weighs like nine pounds at the most"
" I'm afraid you're not insane."
“Aye, we have an arch Fae or something like that so maybe that’s related. Either way I am way too sober for this”
*Skeptical look*
"Sure, that's just what a drunk person would say"
Finch flips him off
“If I can still stand I’m too sober for this”
Mr Stealy chuckles as he listens to their quarrel. "I am not a archfey gentleman. I am simply a cat, cast detect magic or good and evil, you will see"
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
"Guys, am I the only one that sees a cat dragging a dead body into the hideout? Like - how is it even doing that? The thing probably weighs like nine pounds at the most"
" I'm afraid you're not insane."
“Aye, we have an arch Fae or something like that so maybe that’s related. Either way I am way too sober for this”
*Skeptical look*
"Sure, that's just what a drunk person would say"
Finch flips him off
“If I can still stand I’m too sober for this”
Mr Stealy chuckles as he listens to their quarrel. "I am not a archfey gentleman. I am simply a cat, cast detect magic or good and evil, you will see"
“Oh ya sure, I’ll just use my awesome magic powers that I have saved for this moment”
"Guys, am I the only one that sees a cat dragging a dead body into the hideout? Like - how is it even doing that? The thing probably weighs like nine pounds at the most"
" I'm afraid you're not insane."
“Aye, we have an arch Fae or something like that so maybe that’s related. Either way I am way too sober for this”
*Skeptical look*
"Sure, that's just what a drunk person would say"
Finch flips him off
“If I can still stand I’m too sober for this”
Mr Stealy chuckles as he listens to their quarrel. "I am not a archfey gentleman. I am simply a cat, cast detect magic or good and evil, you will see"
“Oh ya sure, I’ll just use my awesome magic powers that I have saved for this moment”
"well thats your own fault that you are powerless" Steaky said, licking his paw.
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
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Mr Stealy waltzes in, dragging a chopped in half body
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
" The heck!?"
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
"WHY would you bring that here!?"
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He shrugs. “None have approached me. Do you think i should be more proactive about it?”
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Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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Mr Stealy jumps on top of the carcess and takes a nap
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"Boss I don't think that's a cat"
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"of course i am a cat, just not a normal cat"
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"If you ask me to get ritual stuff, I'm reporting you to the guard"
Mostly nocturnal
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"Like i have any need for a demon or patron"
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
" If you want."
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
" Obviously not."
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
"Guys, am I the only one that sees a cat dragging a dead body into the hideout? Like - how is it even doing that? The thing probably weighs like nine pounds at the most"
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
" I'm afraid you're not insane."
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
“Aye, we have an arch Fae or something like that so maybe that’s related. Either way I am way too sober for this”
Mostly nocturnal
help build a world here
*Skeptical look*
"Sure, that's just what a drunk person would say"
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
Finch flips him off
“If I can still stand I’m too sober for this”
Mostly nocturnal
help build a world here
Mr stealy saunters in. His auburn tabby fur shining as he licks it.
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
Mr Stealy chuckles as he listens to their quarrel. "I am not a archfey gentleman. I am simply a cat, cast detect magic or good and evil, you will see"
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
“Oh ya sure, I’ll just use my awesome magic powers that I have saved for this moment”
Mostly nocturnal
help build a world here
"well thats your own fault that you are powerless" Steaky said, licking his paw.
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]