Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
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A shorter, gruff human with bags under his eyes and short gray hair opens the door. He's wearing a long green cloak that looks like it's been intentionally torn in places and lovingly stitched back together. The man is stocky and has a number of swords stashed at his sides. He looks around at the quiet room. "...Hello...?"
“As a master of illusions and deception as well as charming magic, i believe i Might Be Useful.” Says a disembodied voice.
"Great, another archfey..."
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Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
A shorter, gruff human with bags under his eyes and short gray hair opens the door. He's wearing a long green cloak that looks like it's been intentionally torn in places and lovingly stitched back together. The man is stocky and has a number of swords stashed at his sides. He looks around at the quiet room. "...Hello...?"
"Are you a drunk or here for work?"
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Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
I’m in if I can, my skills are smuggling and pickpocketing if required.
"I can always use more help."
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Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
“As a master of illusions and deception as well as charming magic, i believe i Might Be Useful.” Says a disembodied voice.
"Great, another archfey..."
“Well thats rude. I am completely different from others of my kind! I even have a tiny purple hat!”
"Well, the last one wanted warlock's, what do you desire?"
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Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
“As a master of illusions and deception as well as charming magic, i believe i Might Be Useful.” Says a disembodied voice.
"Great, another archfey..."
“Well thats rude. I am completely different from others of my kind! I even have a tiny purple hat!”
"Well, the last one wanted warlock's, what do you desire?"
“Fun. And i just so happen to think Crime is fun. It’s exciting. That is the only reason, definitely.”
"Right..."
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Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
A shorter, gruff human with bags under his eyes and short gray hair opens the door. He's wearing a long green cloak that looks like it's been intentionally torn in places and lovingly stitched back together. The man is stocky and has a number of swords stashed at his sides. He looks around at the quiet room. "...Hello...?"
"Are you a drunk or here for work?"
“…the Archfey sent me. Apparently he’s on vacation or some crap and he told me to sub in for him.”
A shorter, gruff human with bags under his eyes and short gray hair opens the door. He's wearing a long green cloak that looks like it's been intentionally torn in places and lovingly stitched back together. The man is stocky and has a number of swords stashed at his sides. He looks around at the quiet room. "...Hello...?"
"Are you a drunk or here for work?"
“…the Archfey sent me. Apparently he’s on vacation or some crap and he told me to sub in for him.”
"Lazy."
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Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
“As a master of illusions and deception as well as charming magic, i believe i Might Be Useful.” Says a disembodied voice.
"Great, another archfey..."
“Well thats rude. I am completely different from others of my kind! I even have a tiny purple hat!”
"Well, the last one wanted warlock's, what do you desire?"
“Fun. And i just so happen to think Crime is fun. It’s exciting. That is the only reason, definitely.”
"Right..."
“Do you doubt me?”
"I most definitely doubt you."
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Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
A shorter, gruff human with bags under his eyes and short gray hair opens the door. He's wearing a long green cloak that looks like it's been intentionally torn in places and lovingly stitched back together. The man is stocky and has a number of swords stashed at his sides. He looks around at the quiet room. "...Hello...?"
"Are you a drunk or here for work?"
“…the Archfey sent me. Apparently he’s on vacation or some crap and he told me to sub in for him.”
"Lazy."
“Yeah. Anyway, he told me to give this to you.” The man hands you a small piece of paper.
It reads:
“One warlock down, two to go. I’ll meet you after my cruise to Chult is over.
“As a master of illusions and deception as well as charming magic, i believe i Might Be Useful.” Says a disembodied voice.
"Great, another archfey..."
“Well thats rude. I am completely different from others of my kind! I even have a tiny purple hat!”
"Well, the last one wanted warlock's, what do you desire?"
“Fun. And i just so happen to think Crime is fun. It’s exciting. That is the only reason, definitely.”
"Right..."
“Do you doubt me?”
"I most definitely doubt you."
“Why is that, my dear friend? I am nothing if not trustworthy.”
"I don't trust fey, it's against my principles."
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Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
A shorter, gruff human with bags under his eyes and short gray hair opens the door. He's wearing a long green cloak that looks like it's been intentionally torn in places and lovingly stitched back together. The man is stocky and has a number of swords stashed at his sides. He looks around at the quiet room. "...Hello...?"
"Are you a drunk or here for work?"
“…the Archfey sent me. Apparently he’s on vacation or some crap and he told me to sub in for him.”
"Lazy."
“Yeah. Anyway, he told me to give this to you.” The man hands you a small piece of paper.
It reads:
“One warlock down, two to go. I’ll meet you after my cruise to Chult is over.
-the Archfey”
He looks the letter over and pockets it: "Noted."
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Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
“As a master of illusions and deception as well as charming magic, i believe i Might Be Useful.” Says a disembodied voice.
"Great, another archfey..."
“Well thats rude. I am completely different from others of my kind! I even have a tiny purple hat!”
"Well, the last one wanted warlock's, what do you desire?"
“Fun. And i just so happen to think Crime is fun. It’s exciting. That is the only reason, definitely.”
"Right..."
“Do you doubt me?”
"I most definitely doubt you."
“Why is that, my dear friend? I am nothing if not trustworthy.”
"I don't trust fey, it's against my principles."
“Well ain’t that mean. What am i going to do, pour sand in your eyes and steal your teeth while you’re sleeping? No, those are the wrong fairies. I’m friendly.”
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They're competition.
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
A shorter, gruff human with bags under his eyes and short gray hair opens the door. He's wearing a long green cloak that looks like it's been intentionally torn in places and lovingly stitched back together. The man is stocky and has a number of swords stashed at his sides. He looks around at the quiet room. "...Hello...?"
MilestoGo_24's alt.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXI, and share your work!
Be not afraid.
Wait. Actually, be very afraid.
“As a master of illusions and deception as well as charming magic, i believe i Might Be Useful.” Says a disembodied voice.
I’m in if I can, my skills are smuggling and pickpocketing if required.
Characters (Links!):
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
"Great, another archfey..."
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
"Are you a drunk or here for work?"
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
“Well thats rude. I am completely different from others of my kind! I even have a tiny purple hat!”
"I can always use more help."
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
"Well, the last one wanted warlock's, what do you desire?"
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
“Fun. And i just so happen to think Crime is fun. It’s exciting. That is the only reason, definitely.”
"Right..."
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
“…the Archfey sent me. Apparently he’s on vacation or some crap and he told me to sub in for him.”
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
“Do you doubt me?”
"Lazy."
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
"I most definitely doubt you."
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
“Why is that, my dear friend? I am nothing if not trustworthy.”
“Yeah. Anyway, he told me to give this to you.” The man hands you a small piece of paper.
It reads:
“One warlock down, two to go. I’ll meet you after my cruise to Chult is over.
-the Archfey”
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
"I don't trust fey, it's against my principles."
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
He looks the letter over and pockets it: "Noted."
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
“Well ain’t that mean. What am i going to do, pour sand in your eyes and steal your teeth while you’re sleeping? No, those are the wrong fairies. I’m friendly.”