A shorter, gruff human with bags under his eyes and short gray hair opens the door. He's wearing a long green cloak that looks like it's been intentionally torn in places and lovingly stitched back together. The man is stocky and has a number of swords stashed at his sides. He looks around at the quiet room. "...Hello...?"
"Are you a drunk or here for work?"
“…the Archfey sent me. Apparently he’s on vacation or some crap and he told me to sub in for him.”
"Lazy."
“Yeah. Anyway, he told me to give this to you.” The man hands you a small piece of paper.
It reads:
“One warlock down, two to go. I’ll meet you after my cruise to Chult is over.
-the Archfey”
He looks the letter over and pockets it: "Noted."
“…So what am I meant to do? I think he said I was in your charge.”
“As a master of illusions and deception as well as charming magic, i believe i Might Be Useful.” Says a disembodied voice.
"Great, another archfey..."
“Well thats rude. I am completely different from others of my kind! I even have a tiny purple hat!”
"Well, the last one wanted warlock's, what do you desire?"
“Fun. And i just so happen to think Crime is fun. It’s exciting. That is the only reason, definitely.”
"Right..."
“Do you doubt me?”
"I most definitely doubt you."
“Why is that, my dear friend? I am nothing if not trustworthy.”
"I don't trust fey, it's against my principles."
“Well ain’t that mean. What am i going to do, pour sand in your eyes and steal your teeth while you’re sleeping? No, those are the wrong fairies. I’m friendly.”
"You might."
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Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
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A shorter, gruff human with bags under his eyes and short gray hair opens the door. He's wearing a long green cloak that looks like it's been intentionally torn in places and lovingly stitched back together. The man is stocky and has a number of swords stashed at his sides. He looks around at the quiet room. "...Hello...?"
"Are you a drunk or here for work?"
“…the Archfey sent me. Apparently he’s on vacation or some crap and he told me to sub in for him.”
"Lazy."
“Yeah. Anyway, he told me to give this to you.” The man hands you a small piece of paper.
It reads:
“One warlock down, two to go. I’ll meet you after my cruise to Chult is over.
-the Archfey”
He looks the letter over and pockets it: "Noted."
“…So what am I meant to do? I think he said I was in your charge.”
"Tidy this place up, it doesn't look good for clients."
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Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
“As a master of illusions and deception as well as charming magic, i believe i Might Be Useful.” Says a disembodied voice.
"Great, another archfey..."
“Well thats rude. I am completely different from others of my kind! I even have a tiny purple hat!”
"Well, the last one wanted warlock's, what do you desire?"
“Fun. And i just so happen to think Crime is fun. It’s exciting. That is the only reason, definitely.”
"Right..."
“Do you doubt me?”
"I most definitely doubt you."
“Why is that, my dear friend? I am nothing if not trustworthy.”
"I don't trust fey, it's against my principles."
“Well ain’t that mean. What am i going to do, pour sand in your eyes and steal your teeth while you’re sleeping? No, those are the wrong fairies. I’m friendly.”
"You might."
“What? No i wouldn’t. Even if i was secretly against you, i would Give you a bat that steals your skin and or sanity, not steal your teeth and add it to the collection of teeth i definitely don’t have.”
A shorter, gruff human with bags under his eyes and short gray hair opens the door. He's wearing a long green cloak that looks like it's been intentionally torn in places and lovingly stitched back together. The man is stocky and has a number of swords stashed at his sides. He looks around at the quiet room. "...Hello...?"
"Are you a drunk or here for work?"
“…the Archfey sent me. Apparently he’s on vacation or some crap and he told me to sub in for him.”
"Lazy."
“Yeah. Anyway, he told me to give this to you.” The man hands you a small piece of paper.
It reads:
“One warlock down, two to go. I’ll meet you after my cruise to Chult is over.
-the Archfey”
He looks the letter over and pockets it: "Noted."
“…So what am I meant to do? I think he said I was in your charge.”
"Tidy this place up, it doesn't look good for clients."
He looks at you, deadpan.
He then walks away and begins picking up the clutter left behind by inactive members.
“As a master of illusions and deception as well as charming magic, i believe i Might Be Useful.” Says a disembodied voice.
"Great, another archfey..."
“Well thats rude. I am completely different from others of my kind! I even have a tiny purple hat!”
"Well, the last one wanted warlock's, what do you desire?"
“Fun. And i just so happen to think Crime is fun. It’s exciting. That is the only reason, definitely.”
"Right..."
“Do you doubt me?”
"I most definitely doubt you."
“Why is that, my dear friend? I am nothing if not trustworthy.”
"I don't trust fey, it's against my principles."
“Well ain’t that mean. What am i going to do, pour sand in your eyes and steal your teeth while you’re sleeping? No, those are the wrong fairies. I’m friendly.”
"You might."
“What? No i wouldn’t. Even if i was secretly against you, i would Give you a bat that steals your skin and or sanity, not steal your teeth and add it to the collection of teeth i definitely don’t have.”
"I've met some shady people in my time, but you're certainly up there."
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Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
A shorter, gruff human with bags under his eyes and short gray hair opens the door. He's wearing a long green cloak that looks like it's been intentionally torn in places and lovingly stitched back together. The man is stocky and has a number of swords stashed at his sides. He looks around at the quiet room. "...Hello...?"
"Are you a drunk or here for work?"
“…the Archfey sent me. Apparently he’s on vacation or some crap and he told me to sub in for him.”
"Lazy."
“Yeah. Anyway, he told me to give this to you.” The man hands you a small piece of paper.
It reads:
“One warlock down, two to go. I’ll meet you after my cruise to Chult is over.
-the Archfey”
He looks the letter over and pockets it: "Noted."
“…So what am I meant to do? I think he said I was in your charge.”
"Tidy this place up, it doesn't look good for clients."
He looks at you, deadpan.
He then walks away and begins picking up the clutter left behind by inactive members.
"Finally, somebody who does some work."
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Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
“As a master of illusions and deception as well as charming magic, i believe i Might Be Useful.” Says a disembodied voice.
"Great, another archfey..."
“Well thats rude. I am completely different from others of my kind! I even have a tiny purple hat!”
"Well, the last one wanted warlock's, what do you desire?"
“Fun. And i just so happen to think Crime is fun. It’s exciting. That is the only reason, definitely.”
"Right..."
“Do you doubt me?”
"I most definitely doubt you."
“Why is that, my dear friend? I am nothing if not trustworthy.”
"I don't trust fey, it's against my principles."
“Well ain’t that mean. What am i going to do, pour sand in your eyes and steal your teeth while you’re sleeping? No, those are the wrong fairies. I’m friendly.”
"You might."
“What? No i wouldn’t. Even if i was secretly against you, i would Give you a bat that steals your skin and or sanity, not steal your teeth and add it to the collection of teeth i definitely don’t have.”
"I've met some shady people in my time, but you're certainly up there."
“Whaaaaa??? I am not shady! Don’t mind the fact that I’m an unseelie archfey. I’ll give you something if you let me join.”
“As a master of illusions and deception as well as charming magic, i believe i Might Be Useful.” Says a disembodied voice.
"Great, another archfey..."
“Well thats rude. I am completely different from others of my kind! I even have a tiny purple hat!”
"Well, the last one wanted warlock's, what do you desire?"
“Fun. And i just so happen to think Crime is fun. It’s exciting. That is the only reason, definitely.”
"Right..."
“Do you doubt me?”
"I most definitely doubt you."
“Why is that, my dear friend? I am nothing if not trustworthy.”
"I don't trust fey, it's against my principles."
“Well ain’t that mean. What am i going to do, pour sand in your eyes and steal your teeth while you’re sleeping? No, those are the wrong fairies. I’m friendly.”
"You might."
“What? No i wouldn’t. Even if i was secretly against you, i would Give you a bat that steals your skin and or sanity, not steal your teeth and add it to the collection of teeth i definitely don’t have.”
"I've met some shady people in my time, but you're certainly up there."
“Whaaaaa??? I am not shady! Don’t mind the fact that I’m an unseelie archfey. I’ll give you something if you let me join.”
“As a master of illusions and deception as well as charming magic, i believe i Might Be Useful.” Says a disembodied voice.
"Great, another archfey..."
“Well thats rude. I am completely different from others of my kind! I even have a tiny purple hat!”
"Well, the last one wanted warlock's, what do you desire?"
“Fun. And i just so happen to think Crime is fun. It’s exciting. That is the only reason, definitely.”
"Right..."
“Do you doubt me?”
"I most definitely doubt you."
“Why is that, my dear friend? I am nothing if not trustworthy.”
"I don't trust fey, it's against my principles."
“Well ain’t that mean. What am i going to do, pour sand in your eyes and steal your teeth while you’re sleeping? No, those are the wrong fairies. I’m friendly.”
"You might."
“What? No i wouldn’t. Even if i was secretly against you, i would Give you a bat that steals your skin and or sanity, not steal your teeth and add it to the collection of teeth i definitely don’t have.”
"I've met some shady people in my time, but you're certainly up there."
“Whaaaaa??? I am not shady! Don’t mind the fact that I’m an unseelie archfey. I’ll give you something if you let me join.”
The tired man pauses mid-pickup of a trash pile. He glances at you, and then at the unseelie fey.
“As a master of illusions and deception as well as charming magic, i believe i Might Be Useful.” Says a disembodied voice.
"Great, another archfey..."
“Well thats rude. I am completely different from others of my kind! I even have a tiny purple hat!”
"Well, the last one wanted warlock's, what do you desire?"
“Fun. And i just so happen to think Crime is fun. It’s exciting. That is the only reason, definitely.”
"Right..."
“Do you doubt me?”
"I most definitely doubt you."
“Why is that, my dear friend? I am nothing if not trustworthy.”
"I don't trust fey, it's against my principles."
“Well ain’t that mean. What am i going to do, pour sand in your eyes and steal your teeth while you’re sleeping? No, those are the wrong fairies. I’m friendly.”
"You might."
“What? No i wouldn’t. Even if i was secretly against you, i would Give you a bat that steals your skin and or sanity, not steal your teeth and add it to the collection of teeth i definitely don’t have.”
"I've met some shady people in my time, but you're certainly up there."
“Whaaaaa??? I am not shady! Don’t mind the fact that I’m an unseelie archfey. I’ll give you something if you let me join.”
The tired man pauses mid-pickup of a trash pile. He glances at you, and then at the unseelie fey.
The previously invisible fairy seems to be a young eladrin wearing robes of the Archmagi that are several shades of pink and purple, with a tiny lavender hat with a Peacock feather. They are also holding a staff of the magi.
“As a master of illusions and deception as well as charming magic, i believe i Might Be Useful.” Says a disembodied voice.
"Great, another archfey..."
“Well thats rude. I am completely different from others of my kind! I even have a tiny purple hat!”
"Well, the last one wanted warlock's, what do you desire?"
“Fun. And i just so happen to think Crime is fun. It’s exciting. That is the only reason, definitely.”
"Right..."
“Do you doubt me?”
"I most definitely doubt you."
“Why is that, my dear friend? I am nothing if not trustworthy.”
"I don't trust fey, it's against my principles."
“Well ain’t that mean. What am i going to do, pour sand in your eyes and steal your teeth while you’re sleeping? No, those are the wrong fairies. I’m friendly.”
"You might."
“What? No i wouldn’t. Even if i was secretly against you, i would Give you a bat that steals your skin and or sanity, not steal your teeth and add it to the collection of teeth i definitely don’t have.”
"I've met some shady people in my time, but you're certainly up there."
“Whaaaaa??? I am not shady! Don’t mind the fact that I’m an unseelie archfey. I’ll give you something if you let me join.”
The tired man pauses mid-pickup of a trash pile. He glances at you, and then at the unseelie fey.
The previously invisible fairy seems to be a young eladrin wearing robes of the Archmagi that are several shades of pink and purple, with a tiny lavender hat with a Peacock feather. They are also holding a staff of the magi.
“As a master of illusions and deception as well as charming magic, i believe i Might Be Useful.” Says a disembodied voice.
"Great, another archfey..."
“Well thats rude. I am completely different from others of my kind! I even have a tiny purple hat!”
"Well, the last one wanted warlock's, what do you desire?"
“Fun. And i just so happen to think Crime is fun. It’s exciting. That is the only reason, definitely.”
"Right..."
“Do you doubt me?”
"I most definitely doubt you."
“Why is that, my dear friend? I am nothing if not trustworthy.”
"I don't trust fey, it's against my principles."
“Well ain’t that mean. What am i going to do, pour sand in your eyes and steal your teeth while you’re sleeping? No, those are the wrong fairies. I’m friendly.”
"You might."
“What? No i wouldn’t. Even if i was secretly against you, i would Give you a bat that steals your skin and or sanity, not steal your teeth and add it to the collection of teeth i definitely don’t have.”
"I've met some shady people in my time, but you're certainly up there."
“Whaaaaa??? I am not shady! Don’t mind the fact that I’m an unseelie archfey. I’ll give you something if you let me join.”
The tired man pauses mid-pickup of a trash pile. He glances at you, and then at the unseelie fey.
The previously invisible fairy seems to be a young eladrin wearing robes of the Archmagi that are several shades of pink and purple, with a tiny lavender hat with a Peacock feather. They are also holding a staff of the magi.
“As a master of illusions and deception as well as charming magic, i believe i Might Be Useful.” Says a disembodied voice.
"Great, another archfey..."
“Well thats rude. I am completely different from others of my kind! I even have a tiny purple hat!”
"Well, the last one wanted warlock's, what do you desire?"
“Fun. And i just so happen to think Crime is fun. It’s exciting. That is the only reason, definitely.”
"Right..."
“Do you doubt me?”
"I most definitely doubt you."
“Why is that, my dear friend? I am nothing if not trustworthy.”
"I don't trust fey, it's against my principles."
“Well ain’t that mean. What am i going to do, pour sand in your eyes and steal your teeth while you’re sleeping? No, those are the wrong fairies. I’m friendly.”
"You might."
“What? No i wouldn’t. Even if i was secretly against you, i would Give you a bat that steals your skin and or sanity, not steal your teeth and add it to the collection of teeth i definitely don’t have.”
"I've met some shady people in my time, but you're certainly up there."
“Whaaaaa??? I am not shady! Don’t mind the fact that I’m an unseelie archfey. I’ll give you something if you let me join.”
The tired man pauses mid-pickup of a trash pile. He glances at you, and then at the unseelie fey.
The previously invisible fairy seems to be a young eladrin wearing robes of the Archmagi that are several shades of pink and purple, with a tiny lavender hat with a Peacock feather. They are also holding a staff of the magi.
”Hello!”
“…Hi. I’m called Hawthorn. Who are you?”
“Ophesis, lady of silverpelt.”
Theoretically, if Hawthorn rolled a 9 on his Arcana check (10 INT, proficiency in Arcana, 7th-level blood hunter), what would he know about an unseelie named Ophesis?
“As a master of illusions and deception as well as charming magic, i believe i Might Be Useful.” Says a disembodied voice.
"Great, another archfey..."
“Well thats rude. I am completely different from others of my kind! I even have a tiny purple hat!”
"Well, the last one wanted warlock's, what do you desire?"
“Fun. And i just so happen to think Crime is fun. It’s exciting. That is the only reason, definitely.”
"Right..."
“Do you doubt me?”
"I most definitely doubt you."
“Why is that, my dear friend? I am nothing if not trustworthy.”
"I don't trust fey, it's against my principles."
“Well ain’t that mean. What am i going to do, pour sand in your eyes and steal your teeth while you’re sleeping? No, those are the wrong fairies. I’m friendly.”
"You might."
“What? No i wouldn’t. Even if i was secretly against you, i would Give you a bat that steals your skin and or sanity, not steal your teeth and add it to the collection of teeth i definitely don’t have.”
"I've met some shady people in my time, but you're certainly up there."
“Whaaaaa??? I am not shady! Don’t mind the fact that I’m an unseelie archfey. I’ll give you something if you let me join.”
The tired man pauses mid-pickup of a trash pile. He glances at you, and then at the unseelie fey.
The previously invisible fairy seems to be a young eladrin wearing robes of the Archmagi that are several shades of pink and purple, with a tiny lavender hat with a Peacock feather. They are also holding a staff of the magi.
”Hello!”
“…Hi. I’m called Hawthorn. Who are you?”
“Ophesis, lady of silverpelt.”
Theoretically, if Hawthorn rolled a 18 on his Arcana check (10 INT, proficiency in Arcana, 7th-level blood hunter), what would he know about an unseelie named Ophesis?
Yep. I’ll give you a short summary.
Ophesis is one of the most powerful Archfey of the winter court, being 4th in command. Ophesis has dominion over the stars, and the night sky. In times of need, such as after traveling through the wilderness and being out of food our being sick, People call out to Ophesis for help. She invites them into her domain, the constellation silverpelt, and cures whatever is affecting them. Once someone has Ophesis help them, they are in her debt, and must complete any one task for her before being free. If they die before them, Ophesis turns them into a star for them to be their eternal servant.
“As a master of illusions and deception as well as charming magic, i believe i Might Be Useful.” Says a disembodied voice.
"Great, another archfey..."
“Well thats rude. I am completely different from others of my kind! I even have a tiny purple hat!”
"Well, the last one wanted warlock's, what do you desire?"
“Fun. And i just so happen to think Crime is fun. It’s exciting. That is the only reason, definitely.”
"Right..."
“Do you doubt me?”
"I most definitely doubt you."
“Why is that, my dear friend? I am nothing if not trustworthy.”
"I don't trust fey, it's against my principles."
“Well ain’t that mean. What am i going to do, pour sand in your eyes and steal your teeth while you’re sleeping? No, those are the wrong fairies. I’m friendly.”
"You might."
“What? No i wouldn’t. Even if i was secretly against you, i would Give you a bat that steals your skin and or sanity, not steal your teeth and add it to the collection of teeth i definitely don’t have.”
"I've met some shady people in my time, but you're certainly up there."
“Whaaaaa??? I am not shady! Don’t mind the fact that I’m an unseelie archfey. I’ll give you something if you let me join.”
The tired man pauses mid-pickup of a trash pile. He glances at you, and then at the unseelie fey.
The previously invisible fairy seems to be a young eladrin wearing robes of the Archmagi that are several shades of pink and purple, with a tiny lavender hat with a Peacock feather. They are also holding a staff of the magi.
”Hello!”
“…Hi. I’m called Hawthorn. Who are you?”
“Ophesis, lady of silverpelt.”
Theoretically, if Hawthorn rolled a 18 on his Arcana check (10 INT, proficiency in Arcana, 7th-level blood hunter), what would he know about an unseelie named Ophesis?
Yep. I’ll give you a short summary.
Ophesis is one of the most powerful Archfey of the winter court, being 4th in command. Ophesis has dominion over the stars, and the night sky. In times of need, such as after traveling through the wilderness and being out of food our being sick, People call out to Ophesis for help. She invites them into her domain, the constellation silverpelt, and cures whatever is affecting them. Once someone has Ophesis help them, they are in her debt, and must complete any one task for her before being free. If they die before them, Ophesis turns them into a star for them to be their eternal servant.
“…Right.” Hawthorn gives the kingpin a meaningful look and continues with his pile of garbage.
“As a master of illusions and deception as well as charming magic, i believe i Might Be Useful.” Says a disembodied voice.
"Great, another archfey..."
“Well thats rude. I am completely different from others of my kind! I even have a tiny purple hat!”
"Well, the last one wanted warlock's, what do you desire?"
“Fun. And i just so happen to think Crime is fun. It’s exciting. That is the only reason, definitely.”
"Right..."
“Do you doubt me?”
"I most definitely doubt you."
“Why is that, my dear friend? I am nothing if not trustworthy.”
"I don't trust fey, it's against my principles."
“Well ain’t that mean. What am i going to do, pour sand in your eyes and steal your teeth while you’re sleeping? No, those are the wrong fairies. I’m friendly.”
"You might."
“What? No i wouldn’t. Even if i was secretly against you, i would Give you a bat that steals your skin and or sanity, not steal your teeth and add it to the collection of teeth i definitely don’t have.”
"I've met some shady people in my time, but you're certainly up there."
“Whaaaaa??? I am not shady! Don’t mind the fact that I’m an unseelie archfey. I’ll give you something if you let me join.”
The tired man pauses mid-pickup of a trash pile. He glances at you, and then at the unseelie fey.
The previously invisible fairy seems to be a young eladrin wearing robes of the Archmagi that are several shades of pink and purple, with a tiny lavender hat with a Peacock feather. They are also holding a staff of the magi.
”Hello!”
“…Hi. I’m called Hawthorn. Who are you?”
“Ophesis, lady of silverpelt.”
Theoretically, if Hawthorn rolled a 18 on his Arcana check (10 INT, proficiency in Arcana, 7th-level blood hunter), what would he know about an unseelie named Ophesis?
Yep. I’ll give you a short summary.
Ophesis is one of the most powerful Archfey of the winter court, being 4th in command. Ophesis has dominion over the stars, and the night sky. In times of need, such as after traveling through the wilderness and being out of food our being sick, People call out to Ophesis for help. She invites them into her domain, the constellation silverpelt, and cures whatever is affecting them. Once someone has Ophesis help them, they are in her debt, and must complete any one task for her before being free. If they die before them, Ophesis turns them into a star for them to be their eternal servant.
“…Right.” Hawthorn gives the kingpin a meaningful look and continues with his pile of garbage.
“As a master of illusions and deception as well as charming magic, i believe i Might Be Useful.” Says a disembodied voice.
"Great, another archfey..."
“Well thats rude. I am completely different from others of my kind! I even have a tiny purple hat!”
"Well, the last one wanted warlock's, what do you desire?"
“Fun. And i just so happen to think Crime is fun. It’s exciting. That is the only reason, definitely.”
"Right..."
“Do you doubt me?”
"I most definitely doubt you."
“Why is that, my dear friend? I am nothing if not trustworthy.”
"I don't trust fey, it's against my principles."
“Well ain’t that mean. What am i going to do, pour sand in your eyes and steal your teeth while you’re sleeping? No, those are the wrong fairies. I’m friendly.”
"You might."
“What? No i wouldn’t. Even if i was secretly against you, i would Give you a bat that steals your skin and or sanity, not steal your teeth and add it to the collection of teeth i definitely don’t have.”
"I've met some shady people in my time, but you're certainly up there."
“Whaaaaa??? I am not shady! Don’t mind the fact that I’m an unseelie archfey. I’ll give you something if you let me join.”
The tired man pauses mid-pickup of a trash pile. He glances at you, and then at the unseelie fey.
The previously invisible fairy seems to be a young eladrin wearing robes of the Archmagi that are several shades of pink and purple, with a tiny lavender hat with a Peacock feather. They are also holding a staff of the magi.
”Hello!”
“…Hi. I’m called Hawthorn. Who are you?”
“Ophesis, lady of silverpelt.”
Theoretically, if Hawthorn rolled a 18 on his Arcana check (10 INT, proficiency in Arcana, 7th-level blood hunter), what would he know about an unseelie named Ophesis?
Yep. I’ll give you a short summary.
Ophesis is one of the most powerful Archfey of the winter court, being 4th in command. Ophesis has dominion over the stars, and the night sky. In times of need, such as after traveling through the wilderness and being out of food our being sick, People call out to Ophesis for help. She invites them into her domain, the constellation silverpelt, and cures whatever is affecting them. Once someone has Ophesis help them, they are in her debt, and must complete any one task for her before being free. If they die before them, Ophesis turns them into a star for them to be their eternal servant.
“…Right.” Hawthorn gives the kingpin a meaningful look and continues with his pile of garbage.
“Do you need help?”
“…No. I appreciate the offer.”
Hawthorne brings his armload of garbage to a barrel and drops it inside before asking the kingpin, “Is there a specific place I’m staying? I have a backpack I need to set down.”
“As a master of illusions and deception as well as charming magic, i believe i Might Be Useful.” Says a disembodied voice.
"Great, another archfey..."
“Well thats rude. I am completely different from others of my kind! I even have a tiny purple hat!”
"Well, the last one wanted warlock's, what do you desire?"
“Fun. And i just so happen to think Crime is fun. It’s exciting. That is the only reason, definitely.”
"Right..."
“Do you doubt me?”
"I most definitely doubt you."
“Why is that, my dear friend? I am nothing if not trustworthy.”
"I don't trust fey, it's against my principles."
“Well ain’t that mean. What am i going to do, pour sand in your eyes and steal your teeth while you’re sleeping? No, those are the wrong fairies. I’m friendly.”
"You might."
“What? No i wouldn’t. Even if i was secretly against you, i would Give you a bat that steals your skin and or sanity, not steal your teeth and add it to the collection of teeth i definitely don’t have.”
"I've met some shady people in my time, but you're certainly up there."
“Whaaaaa??? I am not shady! Don’t mind the fact that I’m an unseelie archfey. I’ll give you something if you let me join.”
"What are you offering?"
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“As a master of illusions and deception as well as charming magic, i believe i Might Be Useful.” Says a disembodied voice.
"Great, another archfey..."
“Well thats rude. I am completely different from others of my kind! I even have a tiny purple hat!”
"Well, the last one wanted warlock's, what do you desire?"
“Fun. And i just so happen to think Crime is fun. It’s exciting. That is the only reason, definitely.”
"Right..."
“Do you doubt me?”
"I most definitely doubt you."
“Why is that, my dear friend? I am nothing if not trustworthy.”
"I don't trust fey, it's against my principles."
“Well ain’t that mean. What am i going to do, pour sand in your eyes and steal your teeth while you’re sleeping? No, those are the wrong fairies. I’m friendly.”
"You might."
“What? No i wouldn’t. Even if i was secretly against you, i would Give you a bat that steals your skin and or sanity, not steal your teeth and add it to the collection of teeth i definitely don’t have.”
"I've met some shady people in my time, but you're certainly up there."
“Whaaaaa??? I am not shady! Don’t mind the fact that I’m an unseelie archfey. I’ll give you something if you let me join.”
"What are you offering?"
“A magical deck of cards, a holy avenger, a wand of undetectability, or deer teeth. Your choice.”
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“…So what am I meant to do? I think he said I was in your charge.”
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"You might."
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"Tidy this place up, it doesn't look good for clients."
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“What? No i wouldn’t. Even if i was secretly against you, i would Give you a bat that steals your skin and or sanity, not steal your teeth and add it to the collection of teeth i definitely don’t have.”
He looks at you, deadpan.
He then walks away and begins picking up the clutter left behind by inactive members.
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"I've met some shady people in my time, but you're certainly up there."
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"Finally, somebody who does some work."
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“Whaaaaa??? I am not shady! Don’t mind the fact that I’m an unseelie archfey. I’ll give you something if you let me join.”
The tired man pauses mid-pickup of a trash pile. He glances at you, and then at the unseelie fey.
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The previously invisible fairy seems to be a young eladrin wearing robes of the Archmagi that are several shades of pink and purple, with a tiny lavender hat with a Peacock feather. They are also holding a staff of the magi.
”Hello!”
“…Hi. I’m called Hawthorn. Who are you?”
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“Ophesis, lady of silverpelt.”
Theoretically, if Hawthorn rolled a 9 on his Arcana check (10 INT, proficiency in Arcana, 7th-level blood hunter), what would he know about an unseelie named Ophesis?
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Yep. I’ll give you a short summary.
Ophesis is one of the most powerful Archfey of the winter court, being 4th in command. Ophesis has dominion over the stars, and the night sky. In times of need, such as after traveling through the wilderness and being out of food our being sick, People call out to Ophesis for help. She invites them into her domain, the constellation silverpelt, and cures whatever is affecting them. Once someone has Ophesis help them, they are in her debt, and must complete any one task for her before being free. If they die before them, Ophesis turns them into a star for them to be their eternal servant.
“…Right.” Hawthorn gives the kingpin a meaningful look and continues with his pile of garbage.
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“Do you need help?”
“…No. I appreciate the offer.”
Hawthorne brings his armload of garbage to a barrel and drops it inside before asking the kingpin, “Is there a specific place I’m staying? I have a backpack I need to set down.”
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"What are you offering?"
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“A magical deck of cards, a holy avenger, a wand of undetectability, or deer teeth. Your choice.”