"Fine. You've obviously got an overlarge wallet and a desire to thwart Marxian economics."
Iralias laughs, and tosses a platinum piece to the bartender to pay for Chioni's drink. "Guilty on the first charge, and no clue on the second."
"Ahhh well. We can't all be revolutionaries. Also, don't you think you're overtipping?"
He smiles and shrugs. "I was paid very well for my time in the courts of the Fey queens. Money isn't a problem." He chuckles. "After nearly 350 years as a bard in those circles...I have more than enough." *BTW, he only looks to be about 200 years old.*
"seen young for so many years. Are you an immortal?"
He chuckles. "Eladrin, one who has never left the Feywild before now."
"What's this Feywild you keep mentioning? I've never heard of it before."
He seems shocked. "You...you've never heard of the Feywild?" He leans back a bit. "The Feywild is another plane of existence that shares an adjacent dimension to the Material Plane."
"You think.itd be a good idea to speak to him? If so, Ill do it!"
"It should be fine.. just don't tell him you can fight or anything."
She smiles "Alright" and starts looking around
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"Good for you, then. Least you aren't creeping on me as I play music anymore."
"That was once. And in my defense i had never heard music before."
"Excuse me, but I find that real hard to believe."
"If you recall, i didn't know what a tree was before i came here."
"... Okay, I believe you slightly more." She stretched her arms a bit. "It's about dinner time, I'm going to get something to eat. You, um, wanna come with or something?"
"I will follow you."
"Alright." She walked off to the bar, where she ordered a couple steaks with some -insert random sides here because I'm too lazy to think of something- to go with them.
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
She chuckled at his misery a bit. "Eh, I know how you feel. When I was young, I was stupid and tried to lift a boulder. Both my arms got crushed and had to heal for almost a year before they were back in perfect condition. During that time, I just focused on training with my legs 'till they were like a second pair of arms to me." She dropped the tree, and quickly kicked up her leg, breaking the trunk. "And I kept doing that with the rest of my body 'till every inch of it could be used as a weapon." She stepped over to one half of the trunk and kicked it in his direction. "Go ahead, try to break that with just your leg. No doubt you can, since you beat me the other day."
Banzai thought for a moment before raising his leg to axe kick the trunk. It snapped into two halves and he winced. "Ah, [1 gp]! Splinters..."
She laughed a bit. "Get used to it, your skin'll toughen up as you do it more. Just keep doing stuff with your legs while your arms heal so that you don't waste away."
Banzai uses his leg to kick the trunk up into the air and then attempts to alternate legs to kick it back up. "Hell... this is hard.. how do you even have the motivation to do this consistently?"
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(... I... I... I just feel.things off... I dont know.how you can just trust people)
You've probably been wronged before.. But I promise I won't do anything like that! Do you trust me?
(... I... I can try... You are my Duchess, Kite....)
Doesn't mean I'm better than you or anything. Can we be friends?
(... Friends?)
Yea! Friends!
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"Surprisingly young, about a year." They think for a while, "If I can help you, just let me know."
*I can feel the dynamic between the two just suddenly shift*
*Wdym?*
"About a year?!" She looked like someone just told her that the earth is fake.
*Nothing... Mind sharing the stat block*
Raphael, in halfling form, blushes. "Yes. As I said, Elendon is weird."
*Nah, spoilers sorry. But she's CR 14.*
"It's quite alright.. I am just surprised. The typical age requirement is to serve as an archangel for at least 100 years.."
*Fine*
"I see... Well sorry if I caused you to be envious." They say guilty. "Want to show me your powers?"
"It's alright. I'm not envious, but surprised." She held her hands out, palms facing up. Golden fire began to shine in both hands. "The left one heals, and the right damages."
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She chuckled at his misery a bit. "Eh, I know how you feel. When I was young, I was stupid and tried to lift a boulder. Both my arms got crushed and had to heal for almost a year before they were back in perfect condition. During that time, I just focused on training with my legs 'till they were like a second pair of arms to me." She dropped the tree, and quickly kicked up her leg, breaking the trunk. "And I kept doing that with the rest of my body 'till every inch of it could be used as a weapon." She stepped over to one half of the trunk and kicked it in his direction. "Go ahead, try to break that with just your leg. No doubt you can, since you beat me the other day."
Banzai thought for a moment before raising his leg to axe kick the trunk. It snapped into two halves and he winced. "Ah, [1 gp]! Splinters..."
She laughed a bit. "Get used to it, your skin'll toughen up as you do it more. Just keep doing stuff with your legs while your arms heal so that you don't waste away."
Banzai uses his leg to kick the trunk up into the air and then attempts to alternate legs to kick it back up. "Hell... this is hard.. how do you even have the motivation to do this consistently?"
She watched him with a smile on her face. "You can't ever break your limit if you don't discover it. That's what I live by, it's what I've lived by since I was 4."
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
"Surprisingly young, about a year." They think for a while, "If I can help you, just let me know."
*I can feel the dynamic between the two just suddenly shift*
*Wdym?*
"About a year?!" She looked like someone just told her that the earth is fake.
*Nothing... Mind sharing the stat block*
Raphael, in halfling form, blushes. "Yes. As I said, Elendon is weird."
*Nah, spoilers sorry. But she's CR 14.*
"It's quite alright.. I am just surprised. The typical age requirement is to serve as an archangel for at least 100 years.."
*Fine*
"I see... Well sorry if I caused you to be envious." They say guilty. "Want to show me your powers?"
"It's alright. I'm not envious, but surprised." She held her hands out, palms facing up. Golden fire began to shine in both hands. "The left one heals, and the right damages."
"Interesting... May I touch?"
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"THanks kite," She smiles, "You're really amazing too."
"I think they do."
Kite gives her a big hug. "I can already tell you don't get enough hugs, so if you ever need one, just ask, kay?"
Kite tries to high five Charles.
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*Exactly. It just sets up people for failure eventually. Some of it is a bit ridiculous to me, but I much much much more prefer socialism. Don't tell anyone, or I'll be deported for not being a capitalistic shawty.*
*Gasps! Not subscribing to the American Dream! How dare you!*
*I LOVE MANIFEST DESTINY SO MUCH OH MY GOD its literally the funniest concept I've ever heard in my life. If you live west of me and you're not white, your land is literally destined to be mine give it to me*
*Oh don't worry, it also applies to the East. And South. We don't discriminate in our oppression.*
(... I... I... I just feel.things off... I dont know.how you can just trust people)
You've probably been wronged before.. But I promise I won't do anything like that! Do you trust me?
(... I... I can try... You are my Duchess, Kite....)
Doesn't mean I'm better than you or anything. Can we be friends?
(... Friends?)
Yea! Friends!
(What... Does that mean?)
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"You think.itd be a good idea to speak to him? If so, Ill do it!"
"It should be fine.. just don't tell him you can fight or anything."
She smiles "Alright" and starts looking around
Banzai is juggling trees with his legs. Somehow.
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Svarn was teaching Psudodragon caretaking to all those who bought or have a psudodragon and are new to it
Kyaru was about town, wandering aimlessly
Meroving is waiting instructions
They find a lone aasimar whittling
Svarn sets a thin manual with the basic topics about this lesson: bathing your psudodragon. it wasn't too hard, you just needed the proper materials and change them slightly as they get older
Kyaru approaches, already moving for a hidden dagger as they ask to the Aasimar "who are you? and what are you doing?"
"Nice. Mind if I keep the book?"
The aasimar doesn't turn to face them, their raven black hair and rogue -red all that greets them. *passive perception* "I am Sir Lazarus, former captain of Morfenzi. And you?"
*Passive perception is 15 for kyaru*
"its yours, buddy. why would I give you something if It wasn't free?"
Kyaru put the dagger away, as they nod lightly. they knew absolutely nothing about the Morfenzi, but they mustve done something bad if they weren't there.
"why is it that you're even here, if you were a captain of some sort of guard?"
They shurg. "Because mortals need stuff to live, so they need income."
Kyaru sees that Lazarus is... different after he started talking to the aasimar. "I was the captain. I got... stuff happened and I decided to leave my homeland. Naturally, I couldn't be captain while in exile... Who are you?"
"if you're a disgraced captain, then I would be humble and say that I was the firstborn prince of my tribe, then a group of Purebloods captured the tribe leaders of a small town under my kingdom, and they got a Kraken. yadda yadda yadda, and now im here"
"Lizardfolk have nobles?"
"you telling me you never heard of the Kingdom of Tzaragnar?"
"Nope. What world is it on?"
"sword coast. ever heard of it?"
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a hobbit of the tolkeinite cult
a frequenter of taverns
mainly an Emerald half-dragon with a psudodragon pet
haven't been on because mobile sucks and wifi sucks
Self-proclaimed Non-Binary Diety of bad writing and Lizardfolk Monks
He seems shocked. "You...you've never heard of the Feywild?" He leans back a bit. "The Feywild is another plane of existence that shares an adjacent dimension to the Material Plane."
Svarn was teaching Psudodragon caretaking to all those who bought or have a psudodragon and are new to it
Kyaru was about town, wandering aimlessly
Meroving is waiting instructions
They find a lone aasimar whittling
Svarn sets a thin manual with the basic topics about this lesson: bathing your psudodragon. it wasn't too hard, you just needed the proper materials and change them slightly as they get older
Kyaru approaches, already moving for a hidden dagger as they ask to the Aasimar "who are you? and what are you doing?"
"Nice. Mind if I keep the book?"
The aasimar doesn't turn to face them, their raven black hair and rogue -red all that greets them. *passive perception* "I am Sir Lazarus, former captain of Morfenzi. And you?"
*Passive perception is 15 for kyaru*
"its yours, buddy. why would I give you something if It wasn't free?"
Kyaru put the dagger away, as they nod lightly. they knew absolutely nothing about the Morfenzi, but they mustve done something bad if they weren't there.
"why is it that you're even here, if you were a captain of some sort of guard?"
They shurg. "Because mortals need stuff to live, so they need income."
Kyaru sees that Lazarus is... different after he started talking to the aasimar. "I was the captain. I got... stuff happened and I decided to leave my homeland. Naturally, I couldn't be captain while in exile... Who are you?"
"if you're a disgraced captain, then I would be humble and say that I was the firstborn prince of my tribe, then a group of Purebloods captured the tribe leaders of a small town under my kingdom, and they got a Kraken. yadda yadda yadda, and now im here"
"Lizardfolk have nobles?"
"you telling me you never heard of the Kingdom of Tzaragnar?"
"Nope. What world is it on?"
"sword coast. ever heard of it?"
"Mmm... When was it founded?"
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She watched him with a smile on her face. "You can't ever break your limit if you don't discover it. That's what I live by, it's what I've lived by since I was 4."
Banzai smirked. "How much I gotta pay you to be my personal trainer, huh? You seem to have it all together."
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"You think.itd be a good idea to speak to him? If so, Ill do it!"
"It should be fine.. just don't tell him you can fight or anything."
She smiles "Alright" and starts looking around
Banzai is juggling trees with his legs. Somehow.
She walks over "Hello!!"
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He seems shocked. "You...you've never heard of the Feywild?" He leans back a bit. "The Feywild is another plane of existence that shares an adjacent dimension to the Material Plane."
She smiles "Alright" and starts looking around
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
"Alright." She walked off to the bar, where she ordered a couple steaks with some -insert random sides here because I'm too lazy to think of something- to go with them.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Banzai uses his leg to kick the trunk up into the air and then attempts to alternate legs to kick it back up. "Hell... this is hard.. how do you even have the motivation to do this consistently?"
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making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Yea! Friends!
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"It's alright. I'm not envious, but surprised." She held her hands out, palms facing up. Golden fire began to shine in both hands. "The left one heals, and the right damages."
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
She watched him with a smile on her face. "You can't ever break your limit if you don't discover it. That's what I live by, it's what I've lived by since I was 4."
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
"Interesting... May I touch?"
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Kite gives her a big hug. "I can already tell you don't get enough hugs, so if you ever need one, just ask, kay?"
Kite tries to high five Charles.
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making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Oh don't worry, it also applies to the East. And South. We don't discriminate in our oppression.*
Chilling kinda vibe.
(What... Does that mean?)
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
Banzai is juggling trees with his legs. Somehow.
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making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"sword coast. ever heard of it?"
a hobbit of the tolkeinite cult
a frequenter of taverns
mainly an Emerald half-dragon with a psudodragon pet
haven't been on because mobile sucks and wifi sucks
Self-proclaimed Non-Binary Diety of bad writing and Lizardfolk Monks
"Ok you're just saying words now."
Chilling kinda vibe.
"Mmm... When was it founded?"
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Banzai smirked. "How much I gotta pay you to be my personal trainer, huh? You seem to have it all together."
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She walks over "Hello!!"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
Sik shakes his head, "I protect you, you protect child." They say softly
*I'll check that out*
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
She nodded. "Be careful."
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"I'll pass. My ego is sufficient to not require bolstering by beating random strangers I met in public houses."
Chilling kinda vibe.