It's extraordinarily potent and nearly burns down his throat. He just kinda glares, and takes the glass back, his hand lighting on fire and cleaning it instantly, before pouring a glass and downing it himself.
Stephen looks at him and says, "I know how you feel. Actually, nah I probably have no idea. I'm bad at that kinda thing. The name's Stephen. How bout you?"
He sighs, and his eyes flare in annoyance. "Elendon Starguide, Patron God of Adventurers and the General of the Angelic Armies."
"Cool titles. I guess you don't spend much time in diary research libraries and ancient archives? Shame, we could've hit it off. I'm Stephen, Generally Cool Dude, Reader of Novels. High Mage of a little kingdom you won't have heard of. Famed researcher and spell innovator. My range of beauty spells, though I'm not much to look at myself, are actually almost as popular as sliced bread where I come from. Or they will be, once I invent sliced bread."
He chuckles slightly. "If you want to do all my titles, then I am Elendon Starguide, Patron God of Adventurers, The General of the Angelic Armies, Hero of the Creation war, Champion of the Winged Alliance, Slayer of Demogorgon, Bane of Gelmion, and right hand of Stargazer, the Creator." He says, his eyes glowing with intense and holy light and a powerful aura flares to life around him.
Stephen frowns." Demogorgon is still alive. We had tea last week. "*Unless he is dead, in which case can we please stop murdering parts of the dnd multiverse while I'm away, it gets very confusing. Or at least do it in game.*
*He could be alive.. Elendon might have killed him outside the abyss. Still a notable achievement.*
*Oh bruh imagine reading FR lore and learning it are you a nerd or smth fr bro go outside and talk to real people 🙄🙄*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*I'm feeling very evil rn so sorry if someone gets caught in the crossfire*
*-slowly backs up all characters as far as possible-*
*Coward*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
It's extraordinarily potent and nearly burns down his throat. He just kinda glares, and takes the glass back, his hand lighting on fire and cleaning it instantly, before pouring a glass and downing it himself.
Stephen looks at him and says, "I know how you feel. Actually, nah I probably have no idea. I'm bad at that kinda thing. The name's Stephen. How bout you?"
He sighs, and his eyes flare in annoyance. "Elendon Starguide, Patron God of Adventurers and the General of the Angelic Armies."
"Cool titles. I guess you don't spend much time in diary research libraries and ancient archives? Shame, we could've hit it off. I'm Stephen, Generally Cool Dude, Reader of Novels. High Mage of a little kingdom you won't have heard of. Famed researcher and spell innovator. My range of beauty spells, though I'm not much to look at myself, are actually almost as popular as sliced bread where I come from. Or they will be, once I invent sliced bread."
He chuckles slightly. "If you want to do all my titles, then I am Elendon Starguide, Patron God of Adventurers, The General of the Angelic Armies, Hero of the Creation war, Champion of the Winged Alliance, Slayer of Demogorgon, Bane of Gelmion, and right hand of Stargazer, the Creator." He says, his eyes glowing with intense and holy light and a powerful aura flares to life around him.
Stephen frowns." Demogorgon is still alive. We had tea last week. "*Unless he is dead, in which case can we please stop murdering parts of the dnd multiverse while I'm away, it gets very confusing. Or at least do it in game.*
*Multiversal problems. Elendon is from a different world, one that is basically sealed off like Eberron is.*
"Different world, different Demogorgon." He says simply.
He does so & grabs his guitar, thinking of what to play.
"Do you have a favorite to play?"
"Not exactly, but this one's something." He tunes his guitar & starts playing A Little Bit Off.
Althas listens. "Ah! That was beautiful!" She claps. "You should be a musician!"
"Guess I could count as one, I already do that to let out pain & anger."
"Yes, but have you ever played for a large audience?"
"Nah." He puts down his guitar & picks Snowball up.
Snowball licks him. He's a big poofy shiba inu, colored white. "You should! People would love it!"
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.
*I'm feeling very evil rn so sorry if someone gets caught in the crossfire*
*.......Iralias already felt that...*
*Victim 1: Will never recover or trust me again.*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Stephen frowns." Demogorgon is still alive. We had tea last week. "*Unless he is dead, in which case can we please stop murdering parts of the dnd multiverse while I'm away, it gets very confusing. Or at least do it in game.*
*He could be alive.. Elendon might have killed him outside the abyss. Still a notable achievement.*
*It happened with Yeenoghu as well. I created a really cool revenge focused character who was obsessed with the idea of slaying Yeenoghu and then I learnt Atemos did it a month back when I was gone. Its irritating.*
"Daggerford Fiefdom, northwest of the Marilian continent off of the mainland. How did a drow escape the Underdark?"
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*I'm feeling very evil rn so sorry if someone gets caught in the crossfire*
*.......Iralias already felt that...*
*Cyno is trying to seduce my characters.*
*NO you assumed that and look what happend*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"I want to hire someone that's good at finding, murdering, and retrieving things."
“I am excellent at those things. What is the job?”
"Retrieval of a magical sword from a pesky person. Very slippery. Last seen entering a world I don't have the name of, but catalogued as Number 4 in the system. The target isn't extremely strong, but is outstanding at running away."
*STOP*
*HAHAHASh Victim 2: Will never recover or trust me again*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*He could be alive.. Elendon might have killed him outside the abyss. Still a notable achievement.*
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
*I'm feeling crazy so people should come talk to Stephen.*
Chilling kinda vibe.
*Oh bruh imagine reading FR lore and learning it are you a nerd or smth fr bro go outside and talk to real people 🙄🙄*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*i just saw this, i am sorry*
Lore yelps
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
*Coward*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Multiversal problems. Elendon is from a different world, one that is basically sealed off like Eberron is.*
"Different world, different Demogorgon." He says simply.
*My memory is photographic for my character’s backstories. I do talk to real people. Like Will.*
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
Snowball licks him. He's a big poofy shiba inu, colored white. "You should! People would love it!"
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"They found out."
Extended Sig (Now updated!)
(He/Him)
11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.
*Victim 1: Will never recover or trust me again.*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Which one this time...?*
*It happened with Yeenoghu as well. I created a really cool revenge focused character who was obsessed with the idea of slaying Yeenoghu and then I learnt Atemos did it a month back when I was gone. Its irritating.*
Chilling kinda vibe.
*All of them.*
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
"Daggerford Fiefdom, northwest of the Marilian continent off of the mainland. How did a drow escape the Underdark?"
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*I do not want to be directly involved, but -shrugs- -hands over a nuclear launch code-*
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
"ew." He carefully holds Snowball slightly away from him, "Really?"
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
*NO you assumed that and look what happend*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Okay cool. That's reasonable I guess.* "Oh right. He's a lovely fella isn't he? Met in my university days."
Chilling kinda vibe.
*HAHAHASh Victim 2: Will never recover or trust me again*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“During the destruction of Ched Nasad, no-one was paying much attention. This was during the Silence of Lolth.”
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.