11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.
"I want to hire someone that's good at finding, murdering, and retrieving things."
“I am excellent at those things. What is the job?”
"Retrieval of a magical sword from a pesky person. Very slippery. Last seen entering a world I don't have the name of, but catalogued as Number 4 in the system. The target isn't extremely strong, but is outstanding at running away."
“What kind of magical sword?”
"A sentient one. Forged by my boss and stolen from him."
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
".. I will try to research it later. Could you tell me how things between you and the flind resolved?"
"We.. discussed our issues. Peacefully."
"And... You can swear nothing similar will happen again?"
"I cannot promise another being will not attack me, but the flinds and I will remain coexistence peacefully."
She sighs "Then... As long as you dont attack anything, we should be fine.
Althas looks midly relieved. "Do you balance out even the strongest of creatures? Pit fiends, Virtues, Balors and the like?"
"Ive dealt with Archdevils and Demon Lords. Anything that must be dealt with"
"Which ones?"
"I knew not their names. They didnt matter. They needed to be dealt with, and so they were"
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
*Oh bruh imagine reading FR lore and learning it are you a nerd or smth fr bro go outside and talk to real people 🙄🙄*
*My memory is photographic for my character’s backstories. I do talk to real people. Like Will.*
*British "people" are not real*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Finch sprawls out on the grass. "Poor choice of words on my part."
"You're fun. Why did you come to the tavern anyways?"
"I wanted to travel, and then I found this place."
"And.. what happened in the nearby village?"
"They found out."
"About what? You being a were-bird?"
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"I want to hire someone that's good at finding, murdering, and retrieving things."
“I am excellent at those things. What is the job?”
"Retrieval of a magical sword from a pesky person. Very slippery. Last seen entering a world I don't have the name of, but catalogued as Number 4 in the system. The target isn't extremely strong, but is outstanding at running away."
“What kind of magical sword?”
"A sentient one. Forged by my boss and stolen from him."
Stephen frowns." Demogorgon is still alive. We had tea last week. "*Unless he is dead, in which case can we please stop murdering parts of the dnd multiverse while I'm away, it gets very confusing. Or at least do it in game.*
*He could be alive.. Elendon might have killed him outside the abyss. Still a notable achievement.*
*It happened with Yeenoghu as well. I created a really cool revenge focused character who was obsessed with the idea of slaying Yeenoghu and then I learnt Atemos did it a month back when I was gone. Its irritating.*
*Sorry... I only did it once, I swear.*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*I'm feeling very evil rn so sorry if someone gets caught in the crossfire*
*I SHALL JOIN YOU IN THE EVILMENT
*TOTAL DESTRUCTION*
*I do not want to be directly involved, but -shrugs- -hands over a nuclear launch code-*
*Thanks king ily*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
He does so & grabs his guitar, thinking of what to play.
"Do you have a favorite to play?"
"Not exactly, but this one's something." He tunes his guitar & starts playing A Little Bit Off.
Althas listens. "Ah! That was beautiful!" She claps. "You should be a musician!"
"Guess I could count as one, I already do that to let out pain & anger."
"Yes, but have you ever played for a large audience?"
"Nah." He puts down his guitar & picks Snowball up.
Snowball licks him. He's a big poofy shiba inu, colored white. "You should! People would love it!"
"ew." He carefully holds Snowball slightly away from him, "Really?"
"I know for a fact they would!"
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Daggerford Fiefdom, northwest of the Marilian continent off of the mainland. How did a drow escape the Underdark?"
“During the destruction of Ched Nasad, no-one was paying much attention. This was during the Silence of Lolth.”
"Who is Lolth..?"
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
".. I will try to research it later. Could you tell me how things between you and the flind resolved?"
"We.. discussed our issues. Peacefully."
"And... You can swear nothing similar will happen again?"
"I cannot promise another being will not attack me, but the flinds and I will remain coexistence peacefully."
She sighs "Then... As long as you dont attack anything, we should be fine.
Althas looks midly relieved. "Do you balance out even the strongest of creatures? Pit fiends, Virtues, Balors and the like?"
"Ive dealt with Archdevils and Demon Lords. Anything that must be dealt with"
"Which ones?"
"I knew not their names. They didnt matter. They needed to be dealt with, and so they were"
"Archangels as well?"
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Stephen frowns." Demogorgon is still alive. We had tea last week. "*Unless he is dead, in which case can we please stop murdering parts of the dnd multiverse while I'm away, it gets very confusing. Or at least do it in game.*
*He could be alive.. Elendon might have killed him outside the abyss. Still a notable achievement.*
*It happened with Yeenoghu as well. I created a really cool revenge focused character who was obsessed with the idea of slaying Yeenoghu and then I learnt Atemos did it a month back when I was gone. Its irritating.*
"You choose. Cannot exceed more than 50,000 GP. But services are also a form of payment."
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
".. I will try to research it later. Could you tell me how things between you and the flind resolved?"
"We.. discussed our issues. Peacefully."
"And... You can swear nothing similar will happen again?"
"I cannot promise another being will not attack me, but the flinds and I will remain coexistence peacefully."
She sighs "Then... As long as you dont attack anything, we should be fine.
Althas looks midly relieved. "Do you balance out even the strongest of creatures? Pit fiends, Virtues, Balors and the like?"
"Ive dealt with Archdevils and Demon Lords. Anything that must be dealt with"
"Which ones?"
"I knew not their names. They didnt matter. They needed to be dealt with, and so they were"
"Archangels as well?"
She nods "I believe a single avatar, as well"
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
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(He/Him)
11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.
"A sentient one. Forged by my boss and stolen from him."
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
*British "people" are not real*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"About what? You being a were-bird?"
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*It's true I'm actually a psychotic AI.*
Chilling kinda vibe.
“And what is the payment?”
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
*Sorry... I only did it once, I swear.*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*[sighs]*
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
*Thanks king ily*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*I'm an undead, not humanoid
wait [1gp] I said that outloud*
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
"I know for a fact they would!"
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Elendon just gives him a "Are we talking about the same person?" look.
"Who is Lolth..?"
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Archangels as well?"
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Dammit Cyno. Steph was gonna be so cool.*
Chilling kinda vibe.
*CAUGHT IN 4K*
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
"You choose. Cannot exceed more than 50,000 GP. But services are also a form of payment."
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Hm, how long do you need me to hold your dog?"
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
She nods "I believe a single avatar, as well"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)