11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.
*Oh bruh imagine reading FR lore and learning it are you a nerd or smth fr bro go outside and talk to real people 🙄🙄*
*My memory is photographic for my character’s backstories. I do talk to real people. Like Will.*
*British "people" are not real*
*It's true I'm actually a psychotic AI.*
*I'm an undead, not humanoid
wait [1gp] I said that outloud*
*It's ok, you're the most normal british person I've ever met.*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Multiversal problems. Elendon is from a different world, one that is basically sealed off like Eberron is.*
"Different world, different Demogorgon." He says simply.
*Okay cool. That's reasonable I guess.* "Oh right. He's a lovely fella isn't he? Met in my university days."
Elendon just gives him a "Are we talking about the same person?" look.
Stephen shrugs and says that you should never judge a person by their actions but by their intents. And that there are no unforgivable words and very few unforgivable deeds.
"I want to hire someone that's good at finding, murdering, and retrieving things."
“I am excellent at those things. What is the job?”
"Retrieval of a magical sword from a pesky person. Very slippery. Last seen entering a world I don't have the name of, but catalogued as Number 4 in the system. The target isn't extremely strong, but is outstanding at running away."
*STOP*
*HAHAHASh Victim 2: Will never recover or trust me again*
*WAIT NO I HAVE NO IC REASON TO REFUSE CHRIS I’M SO SORRY*
Stephen frowns." Demogorgon is still alive. We had tea last week. "*Unless he is dead, in which case can we please stop murdering parts of the dnd multiverse while I'm away, it gets very confusing. Or at least do it in game.*
*He could be alive.. Elendon might have killed him outside the abyss. Still a notable achievement.*
*It happened with Yeenoghu as well. I created a really cool revenge focused character who was obsessed with the idea of slaying Yeenoghu and then I learnt Atemos did it a month back when I was gone. Its irritating.*
*Sorry... I only did it once, I swear.*
*Dammit Cyno. Steph was gonna be so cool.*
*OK BUT Atemos needed to be cool too. Sacrifices have to be made.*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"I want to hire someone that's good at finding, murdering, and retrieving things."
“I am excellent at those things. What is the job?”
"Retrieval of a magical sword from a pesky person. Very slippery. Last seen entering a world I don't have the name of, but catalogued as Number 4 in the system. The target isn't extremely strong, but is outstanding at running away."
*STOP*
*HAHAHASh Victim 2: Will never recover or trust me again*
*WAIT NO I HAVE NO IC REASON TO REFUSE CHRIS I’M SO SORRY*
*... Great. Guess ALL THE PLOTS I HAD PLANNED WITH HIM GO OUT THE FRIKIN WINDOW.*
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"I want to hire someone that's good at finding, murdering, and retrieving things."
“I am excellent at those things. What is the job?”
"Retrieval of a magical sword from a pesky person. Very slippery. Last seen entering a world I don't have the name of, but catalogued as Number 4 in the system. The target isn't extremely strong, but is outstanding at running away."
*STOP*
*HAHAHASh Victim 2: Will never recover or trust me again*
*WAIT NO I HAVE NO IC REASON TO REFUSE CHRIS I’M SO SORRY*
*... Great. Guess ALL THE PLOTS I HAD PLANNED WITH HIM GO OUT THE FRIKIN WINDOW.*
"Daggerford Fiefdom, northwest of the Marilian continent off of the mainland. How did a drow escape the Underdark?"
“During the destruction of Ched Nasad, no-one was paying much attention. This was during the Silence of Lolth.”
"Who is Lolth..?"
“A demon spider goddess.”
"Ew. Gross. Why'd she go quiet?"
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"They were unable. I could block most anything they sent."
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
He frowned. "Yea, I get that. They didn't hunt you or anything though, right? I'll eat them if they did."
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“A demon spider goddess.”
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
"What else?"
Extended Sig (Now updated!)
(He/Him)
11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.
*It's ok, you're the most normal british person I've ever met.*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*MWHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
Stephen shrugs and says that you should never judge a person by their actions but by their intents. And that there are no unforgivable words and very few unforgivable deeds.
Chilling kinda vibe.
*WAIT NO I HAVE NO IC REASON TO REFUSE CHRIS I’M SO SORRY*
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
*OK BUT Atemos needed to be cool too. Sacrifices have to be made.*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*[cracks knuckles loudly]*
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
"Just a bit longer please. Try petting him."
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*... Great. Guess ALL THE PLOTS I HAD PLANNED WITH HIM GO OUT THE FRIKIN WINDOW.*
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
*….[concern]..*
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
"An avatar?! Did the god punish you?"
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Thanks, you're cool too. Hope ya know that.*
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
*dw dw the clicker will fail*
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
"Ew. Gross. Why'd she go quiet?"
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“I have no idea.”
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
* . . . -turns to the others- so we wait this out or... ?*
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
"They were unable. I could block most anything they sent."
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
He frowned. "Yea, I get that. They didn't hunt you or anything though, right? I'll eat them if they did."
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Why compete to be normal? As long as I get to be the weirdest one I'll be happy.*
Chilling kinda vibe.