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#123114 Jun 27, 2022

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*Most Important Question Ever: Who is Worse Teacher? Gilderoy Lockheart or Dolores Umb(1GP)?*

[[ Dolores, she was mean. Lockheart was just dumb ]]

*Dolores: "poor Unfortunate souls, In pain, in need... they come flocking to my office, Crying DECREES, UMBRIDGE! Please! and i help them, yes, i do.*

*also Dolores: And I fortunately Know a lot of magic, its a Talent i always have Possessed... and at Hogwarts, don't laugh, i Use it on behalf.... of the Ministry, and All that they suggest!*

Proud member of the spider guild.

i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.

spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.

"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.

#123115 Jun 27, 2022

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*Most Important Question Ever: Who is Worse Teacher? Gilderoy Lockheart or Dolores Umb(1GP)?*

[[ Dolores, she was mean. Lockheart was just dumb ]]

*Agreed *

#123116 Jun 27, 2022

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*Character intro!*

With a loud screech, a beautiful female Aarakocra dives down towards the tavern. She is very reminiscent of an eagle, with snow white feathers and golden skin on her talons and beak. She wears studded leather, and has quite the multitude of weapons on her, including a beautiful hunting rifle and a pair of revolvers, as well as daggers, a javelin, and a rapier. She's wearing a beautiful piece of studded leather armor, and has a specially designed sky-blue cloak that seems to shimmer slightly.

She pulls up suddenly, landing with ease on the practice field. Her eyes are a rather unusual color: a deep jade green as opposed to the usual golden or blue for most eagle Aarakocra. She immediately starts scanning everything, seeming to see and process everything with ease.

*ooooo, fun :D*

Ace watches them fly in, a bit interested at the new comer

Rija is on the roof, looking down at the aarakocra

*Not kidding when she seems to see everything...she has a 31 passive perception...Fully legit too via skills and feats.*

She cocks her head slightly. "Where am I?" She asks both of them, and yet neither of them in particular.

*Holy crud. thats amazing*

*Also, sorry for being gone, i had to get my ears cleaned*

Ace shrugs, "Tavern." He says simply, coming out to greet her

Rija smiles, "This is the place at the end of the world."

*Yeah...there's a reason why she's a sharpshooter. Gave her one racial feat she shouldn't have had: Elven Accuracy. Just fits with to motif, but I wanted to do something other than a human or elf sniper/sharpshooter.*

*And no worries.*

She smiles slightly. "Thank you both." She looks at Ace directly now, considering he's coming to meet her.

*Fair enough. I understand homebrewing stuff like that*

Ace nods, "No problem," He says, examining them, "So, you're a sharpshooter?"

She gives him a slightly cockeyed grin. "You could most certainly say that."

"Interesting, never seen a sharpshooter like you." He says, grinning

She smiles. "I'll take that as a compliment."

"Well, i meant it as a sorta compliment. Mostly just i've never seen a bird weilding a gun."

She chuckles. "Fair point. Not many of my people take to using firearms."

"I've seen them tend to be monks for some reason." He says, looking closely at her feathers for a moment

She folds her wings in a little self-consciously as he starts to examine her. "Monks? Not that common. Lots use simpler ranged weapons; bows, javelins, throwing axes..."

He pokes her wings a bit, "You're a very beautiful bird, i must say," he says after a moment,

He can't be sure, but he thinks she may be blushing a little. "Why thank you..." She says quietly.

"You're welcome," He smiles, "I don't meet an aarakocra every day, especially one with such nice plumage" He says, continueing to examine her feathers

She definitely blushing now, visible even through the brilliant white feathers on her head. "Good sir, are you trying to flirt with me...?" She shifts from side to side a little bit, and pulls her wings in closer.

*Me who just appreciates birds. The mods about to backhand me*

Ace gives a sly smile, "Can't someone compliment something beautiful out of the kindness of his heart?" He asks,

*Yeah...definitely gotta be careful, my friend, lol.*

She blushes again. "I suppose they can..." She says tentatively. "But this still feels like flirting."

*YEP.*

*Thing is i actually really like birds, they're so cool*

"Does it?" He asks, once again examining her wings, "I think its just some... friendly banter," He says slyly

*i like secretary birds. they Tap dance on snake Graves.*

Proud member of the spider guild.

i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.

spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.

"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.

#123117 Jun 27, 2022

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Alassandro Is looking for People to Play Cards with.

Methuselah is Checking out Soldaer's tree House.

(open Slot)

Ekko is trying to find a place to charge

Apifite is buzzin around the tree house cleaning

[[open slot]]

Folen offers Ekko a small magical battery

Nia waves to Apifite as she enters the house,

She takes it, unsure if she even has a battery box

Apifite waves back “yooo, I’ve been keepin the dust bunnies out while you were away”

"Do you not know how to charge yourself?" He asks

"Aw, thanks kid," She smiles

“As I said, a vast majority of my memory has been erased”

“no problemo”

"Hm. I could check if you have a battery or a charge port or something?"

“Ok”

Folen nods, checking her for any openable spots or ports

There’s a spot on her shoulder blade area on her back that looks like it can be opened

He thinks for a moment before opening the area on her shoulder blade

It’s a place where batteries go :]

He takes the magical battery back from her, before removing the current battery

I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn

Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.

Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story

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#123118 Jun 27, 2022

AlaricBloodhunter

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*Most Important Question Ever: Who is Worse Teacher? Gilderoy Lockheart or Dolores Umb(1GP)?*

[[ Dolores, she was mean. Lockheart was just dumb ]]

*Agreed *

*I want to dropkick Dolores with a spear*

I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn

Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.

Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story

#FreeDND

#123119 Jun 27, 2022

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*Character intro!*

With a loud screech, a beautiful female Aarakocra dives down towards the tavern. She is very reminiscent of an eagle, with snow white feathers and golden skin on her talons and beak. She wears studded leather, and has quite the multitude of weapons on her, including a beautiful hunting rifle and a pair of revolvers, as well as daggers, a javelin, and a rapier. She's wearing a beautiful piece of studded leather armor, and has a specially designed sky-blue cloak that seems to shimmer slightly.

She pulls up suddenly, landing with ease on the practice field. Her eyes are a rather unusual color: a deep jade green as opposed to the usual golden or blue for most eagle Aarakocra. She immediately starts scanning everything, seeming to see and process everything with ease.

*ooooo, fun :D*

Ace watches them fly in, a bit interested at the new comer

Rija is on the roof, looking down at the aarakocra

*Not kidding when she seems to see everything...she has a 31 passive perception...Fully legit too via skills and feats.*

She cocks her head slightly. "Where am I?" She asks both of them, and yet neither of them in particular.

*Holy crud. thats amazing*

*Also, sorry for being gone, i had to get my ears cleaned*

Ace shrugs, "Tavern." He says simply, coming out to greet her

Rija smiles, "This is the place at the end of the world."

*Yeah...there's a reason why she's a sharpshooter. Gave her one racial feat she shouldn't have had: Elven Accuracy. Just fits with to motif, but I wanted to do something other than a human or elf sniper/sharpshooter.*

*And no worries.*

She smiles slightly. "Thank you both." She looks at Ace directly now, considering he's coming to meet her.

*Fair enough. I understand homebrewing stuff like that*

Ace nods, "No problem," He says, examining them, "So, you're a sharpshooter?"

She gives him a slightly cockeyed grin. "You could most certainly say that."

"Interesting, never seen a sharpshooter like you." He says, grinning

She smiles. "I'll take that as a compliment."

"Well, i meant it as a sorta compliment. Mostly just i've never seen a bird weilding a gun."

She chuckles. "Fair point. Not many of my people take to using firearms."

"I've seen them tend to be monks for some reason." He says, looking closely at her feathers for a moment

She folds her wings in a little self-consciously as he starts to examine her. "Monks? Not that common. Lots use simpler ranged weapons; bows, javelins, throwing axes..."

He pokes her wings a bit, "You're a very beautiful bird, i must say," he says after a moment,

He can't be sure, but he thinks she may be blushing a little. "Why thank you..." She says quietly.

"You're welcome," He smiles, "I don't meet an aarakocra every day, especially one with such nice plumage" He says, continueing to examine her feathers

She definitely blushing now, visible even through the brilliant white feathers on her head. "Good sir, are you trying to flirt with me...?" She shifts from side to side a little bit, and pulls her wings in closer.

*Me who just appreciates birds. The mods about to backhand me*

Ace gives a sly smile, "Can't someone compliment something beautiful out of the kindness of his heart?" He asks,

*Yeah...definitely gotta be careful, my friend, lol.*

She blushes again. "I suppose they can..." She says tentatively. "But this still feels like flirting."

*YEP.*

*Thing is i actually really like birds, they're so cool*

"Does it?" He asks, once again examining her wings, "I think its just some... friendly banter," He says slyly

*Same. I especially love the birds of prey.*

She nods, and shivers slightly. "Yep. Definitely flirting, and you don't even know what kind of person I am." She giggles a little. "Not even my name."

#123120 Jun 27, 2022

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*Most Important Question Ever: Who is Worse Teacher? Gilderoy Lockheart or Dolores Umb(1GP)?*

[[ Dolores, she was mean. Lockheart was just dumb ]]

*Agreed *

[[ unfortunately he’s blonde, so that adds to the dumb blonde trope *cries in blonde* ]]

I have stolen your shredded cheese.

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#123121 Jun 27, 2022

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*Character intro!*

With a loud screech, a beautiful female Aarakocra dives down towards the tavern. She is very reminiscent of an eagle, with snow white feathers and golden skin on her talons and beak. She wears studded leather, and has quite the multitude of weapons on her, including a beautiful hunting rifle and a pair of revolvers, as well as daggers, a javelin, and a rapier. She's wearing a beautiful piece of studded leather armor, and has a specially designed sky-blue cloak that seems to shimmer slightly.

She pulls up suddenly, landing with ease on the practice field. Her eyes are a rather unusual color: a deep jade green as opposed to the usual golden or blue for most eagle Aarakocra. She immediately starts scanning everything, seeming to see and process everything with ease.

*ooooo, fun :D*

Ace watches them fly in, a bit interested at the new comer

Rija is on the roof, looking down at the aarakocra

*Not kidding when she seems to see everything...she has a 31 passive perception...Fully legit too via skills and feats.*

She cocks her head slightly. "Where am I?" She asks both of them, and yet neither of them in particular.

*Holy crud. thats amazing*

*Also, sorry for being gone, i had to get my ears cleaned*

Ace shrugs, "Tavern." He says simply, coming out to greet her

Rija smiles, "This is the place at the end of the world."

*Yeah...there's a reason why she's a sharpshooter. Gave her one racial feat she shouldn't have had: Elven Accuracy. Just fits with to motif, but I wanted to do something other than a human or elf sniper/sharpshooter.*

*And no worries.*

She smiles slightly. "Thank you both." She looks at Ace directly now, considering he's coming to meet her.

*Fair enough. I understand homebrewing stuff like that*

Ace nods, "No problem," He says, examining them, "So, you're a sharpshooter?"

She gives him a slightly cockeyed grin. "You could most certainly say that."

"Interesting, never seen a sharpshooter like you." He says, grinning

She smiles. "I'll take that as a compliment."

"Well, i meant it as a sorta compliment. Mostly just i've never seen a bird weilding a gun."

She chuckles. "Fair point. Not many of my people take to using firearms."

"I've seen them tend to be monks for some reason." He says, looking closely at her feathers for a moment

She folds her wings in a little self-consciously as he starts to examine her. "Monks? Not that common. Lots use simpler ranged weapons; bows, javelins, throwing axes..."

He pokes her wings a bit, "You're a very beautiful bird, i must say," he says after a moment,

He can't be sure, but he thinks she may be blushing a little. "Why thank you..." She says quietly.

"You're welcome," He smiles, "I don't meet an aarakocra every day, especially one with such nice plumage" He says, continueing to examine her feathers

She definitely blushing now, visible even through the brilliant white feathers on her head. "Good sir, are you trying to flirt with me...?" She shifts from side to side a little bit, and pulls her wings in closer.

*Me who just appreciates birds. The mods about to backhand me*

Ace gives a sly smile, "Can't someone compliment something beautiful out of the kindness of his heart?" He asks,

*Yeah...definitely gotta be careful, my friend, lol.*

She blushes again. "I suppose they can..." She says tentatively. "But this still feels like flirting."

*YEP.*

*Thing is i actually really like birds, they're so cool*

"Does it?" He asks, once again examining her wings, "I think its just some... friendly banter," He says slyly

*i like secretary birds. they Tap dance on snake Graves.*

*.... who else know is considering making an Aarakocra monk that specilizes in kicks, based offa a secretary bird? And they have a dislike of Yuan-ti*

I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn

Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.

Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story

#FreeDND

#123122 Jun 27, 2022

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*Most Important Question Ever: Who is Worse Teacher? Gilderoy Lockheart or Dolores Umb(1GP)?*

[[ Dolores, she was mean. Lockheart was just dumb ]]

*Agreed *

*I want to dropkick Dolores with a spear*

*Nah, gotta use a spikey murder ball. AKA, spiked mace.*

#123123 Jun 27, 2022

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Alassandro Is looking for People to Play Cards with.

Methuselah is Checking out Soldaer's tree House.

(open Slot)

Ekko is trying to find a place to charge

Apifite is buzzin around the tree house cleaning

[[open slot]]

Folen offers Ekko a small magical battery

Nia waves to Apifite as she enters the house,

She takes it, unsure if she even has a battery box

Apifite waves back “yooo, I’ve been keepin the dust bunnies out while you were away”

"Do you not know how to charge yourself?" He asks

"Aw, thanks kid," She smiles

“As I said, a vast majority of my memory has been erased”

“no problemo”

"Hm. I could check if you have a battery or a charge port or something?"

“Ok”

Folen nods, checking her for any openable spots or ports

There’s a spot on her shoulder blade area on her back that looks like it can be opened

He thinks for a moment before opening the area on her shoulder blade

It’s a place where batteries go :]

He takes the magical battery back from her, before removing the current battery

She gives it to him, when the battery is removed she powers off

I have stolen your shredded cheese.

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#123124 Jun 27, 2022

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*Character intro!*

With a loud screech, a beautiful female Aarakocra dives down towards the tavern. She is very reminiscent of an eagle, with snow white feathers and golden skin on her talons and beak. She wears studded leather, and has quite the multitude of weapons on her, including a beautiful hunting rifle and a pair of revolvers, as well as daggers, a javelin, and a rapier. She's wearing a beautiful piece of studded leather armor, and has a specially designed sky-blue cloak that seems to shimmer slightly.

She pulls up suddenly, landing with ease on the practice field. Her eyes are a rather unusual color: a deep jade green as opposed to the usual golden or blue for most eagle Aarakocra. She immediately starts scanning everything, seeming to see and process everything with ease.

*ooooo, fun :D*

Ace watches them fly in, a bit interested at the new comer

Rija is on the roof, looking down at the aarakocra

*Not kidding when she seems to see everything...she has a 31 passive perception...Fully legit too via skills and feats.*

She cocks her head slightly. "Where am I?" She asks both of them, and yet neither of them in particular.

*Holy crud. thats amazing*

*Also, sorry for being gone, i had to get my ears cleaned*

Ace shrugs, "Tavern." He says simply, coming out to greet her

Rija smiles, "This is the place at the end of the world."

*Yeah...there's a reason why she's a sharpshooter. Gave her one racial feat she shouldn't have had: Elven Accuracy. Just fits with to motif, but I wanted to do something other than a human or elf sniper/sharpshooter.*

*And no worries.*

She smiles slightly. "Thank you both." She looks at Ace directly now, considering he's coming to meet her.

*Fair enough. I understand homebrewing stuff like that*

Ace nods, "No problem," He says, examining them, "So, you're a sharpshooter?"

She gives him a slightly cockeyed grin. "You could most certainly say that."

"Interesting, never seen a sharpshooter like you." He says, grinning

She smiles. "I'll take that as a compliment."

"Well, i meant it as a sorta compliment. Mostly just i've never seen a bird weilding a gun."

She chuckles. "Fair point. Not many of my people take to using firearms."

"I've seen them tend to be monks for some reason." He says, looking closely at her feathers for a moment

She folds her wings in a little self-consciously as he starts to examine her. "Monks? Not that common. Lots use simpler ranged weapons; bows, javelins, throwing axes..."

He pokes her wings a bit, "You're a very beautiful bird, i must say," he says after a moment,

He can't be sure, but he thinks she may be blushing a little. "Why thank you..." She says quietly.

"You're welcome," He smiles, "I don't meet an aarakocra every day, especially one with such nice plumage" He says, continueing to examine her feathers

She definitely blushing now, visible even through the brilliant white feathers on her head. "Good sir, are you trying to flirt with me...?" She shifts from side to side a little bit, and pulls her wings in closer.

*Me who just appreciates birds. The mods about to backhand me*

Ace gives a sly smile, "Can't someone compliment something beautiful out of the kindness of his heart?" He asks,

*Yeah...definitely gotta be careful, my friend, lol.*

She blushes again. "I suppose they can..." She says tentatively. "But this still feels like flirting."

*YEP.*

*Thing is i actually really like birds, they're so cool*

"Does it?" He asks, once again examining her wings, "I think its just some... friendly banter," He says slyly

*Same. I especially love the birds of prey.*

She nods, and shivers slightly. "Yep. Definitely flirting, and you don't even know what kind of person I am." She giggles a little. "Not even my name."

*Like... the movies, or actual birds of prey?*

"oh, i would never be so rude," He says, faking offendedness, "But you are right, i have complimented, without knowing your name." He says

I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn

Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.

Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story

#FreeDND

#123125 Jun 27, 2022

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*Most Important Question Ever: Who is Worse Teacher? Gilderoy Lockheart or Dolores Umb(1GP)?*

[[ Dolores, she was mean. Lockheart was just dumb ]]

*Agreed *

*I want to dropkick Dolores with a spear*

*I'll kill Umbridge when Hell freezes Over.*

*Trelawny: WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT I DOOOOOOOOOOO SEEEEEEEEEE SOMETHING, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES. YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT BUYING ONE OF THOSE BOYFRIEND PILLOWS, THAT FEEL LIKE THEY ARE HOLDING YOU BACK! FUDGE WILL TELL YOU HIS BIRTHDAY IS CANCELED, BUT HE IS JUST REPULSED BY U. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU WILL BE KIDNAPPED BY CENTAURS AND THEY WILL STAMP ON YOUR PIGGY LITTLE FACE AND IT WILL BE AN IMPROVEMENT TO THE ONE YOU HAVE!!!!!!!!!! (INHALE) AND NOBODY WILL SEND YOU A GET WELL SOON CARD BECAUSE (INHALE) THEY LOWKEY HOPE YOU NEVER COME BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!*

*Dolores: Pack your bags!*

Proud member of the spider guild.

i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.

spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.

"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.

#123126 Jun 27, 2022

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[[ Dolores, she was mean. Lockheart was just dumb ]]

*Agreed *

*I want to dropkick Dolores with a spear*

[[ I wanna punt her with a steel toed boot ]]

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#123127 Jun 27, 2022

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*Character intro!*

With a loud screech, a beautiful female Aarakocra dives down towards the tavern. She is very reminiscent of an eagle, with snow white feathers and golden skin on her talons and beak. She wears studded leather, and has quite the multitude of weapons on her, including a beautiful hunting rifle and a pair of revolvers, as well as daggers, a javelin, and a rapier. She's wearing a beautiful piece of studded leather armor, and has a specially designed sky-blue cloak that seems to shimmer slightly.

She pulls up suddenly, landing with ease on the practice field. Her eyes are a rather unusual color: a deep jade green as opposed to the usual golden or blue for most eagle Aarakocra. She immediately starts scanning everything, seeming to see and process everything with ease.

*ooooo, fun :D*

Ace watches them fly in, a bit interested at the new comer

Rija is on the roof, looking down at the aarakocra

*Not kidding when she seems to see everything...she has a 31 passive perception...Fully legit too via skills and feats.*

She cocks her head slightly. "Where am I?" She asks both of them, and yet neither of them in particular.

*Holy crud. thats amazing*

*Also, sorry for being gone, i had to get my ears cleaned*

Ace shrugs, "Tavern." He says simply, coming out to greet her

Rija smiles, "This is the place at the end of the world."

*Yeah...there's a reason why she's a sharpshooter. Gave her one racial feat she shouldn't have had: Elven Accuracy. Just fits with to motif, but I wanted to do something other than a human or elf sniper/sharpshooter.*

*And no worries.*

She smiles slightly. "Thank you both." She looks at Ace directly now, considering he's coming to meet her.

*Fair enough. I understand homebrewing stuff like that*

Ace nods, "No problem," He says, examining them, "So, you're a sharpshooter?"

She gives him a slightly cockeyed grin. "You could most certainly say that."

"Interesting, never seen a sharpshooter like you." He says, grinning

She smiles. "I'll take that as a compliment."

"Well, i meant it as a sorta compliment. Mostly just i've never seen a bird weilding a gun."

She chuckles. "Fair point. Not many of my people take to using firearms."

"I've seen them tend to be monks for some reason." He says, looking closely at her feathers for a moment

She folds her wings in a little self-consciously as he starts to examine her. "Monks? Not that common. Lots use simpler ranged weapons; bows, javelins, throwing axes..."

He pokes her wings a bit, "You're a very beautiful bird, i must say," he says after a moment,

He can't be sure, but he thinks she may be blushing a little. "Why thank you..." She says quietly.

"You're welcome," He smiles, "I don't meet an aarakocra every day, especially one with such nice plumage" He says, continueing to examine her feathers

She definitely blushing now, visible even through the brilliant white feathers on her head. "Good sir, are you trying to flirt with me...?" She shifts from side to side a little bit, and pulls her wings in closer.

*Me who just appreciates birds. The mods about to backhand me*

Ace gives a sly smile, "Can't someone compliment something beautiful out of the kindness of his heart?" He asks,

*Yeah...definitely gotta be careful, my friend, lol.*

She blushes again. "I suppose they can..." She says tentatively. "But this still feels like flirting."

*YEP.*

*Thing is i actually really like birds, they're so cool*

"Does it?" He asks, once again examining her wings, "I think its just some... friendly banter," He says slyly

*Same. I especially love the birds of prey.*

She nods, and shivers slightly. "Yep. Definitely flirting, and you don't even know what kind of person I am." She giggles a little. "Not even my name."

*Like... the movies, or actual birds of prey?*

"oh, i would never be so rude," He says, faking offendedness, "But you are right, i have complimented, without knowing your name." He says

*Actually birds of prey. Love the practice of falconry too.*

She chuckles. "I'll give you this one. I'm Jade." She says with a smile.

#123128 Jun 27, 2022

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*Character intro!*

With a loud screech, a beautiful female Aarakocra dives down towards the tavern. She is very reminiscent of an eagle, with snow white feathers and golden skin on her talons and beak. She wears studded leather, and has quite the multitude of weapons on her, including a beautiful hunting rifle and a pair of revolvers, as well as daggers, a javelin, and a rapier. She's wearing a beautiful piece of studded leather armor, and has a specially designed sky-blue cloak that seems to shimmer slightly.

She pulls up suddenly, landing with ease on the practice field. Her eyes are a rather unusual color: a deep jade green as opposed to the usual golden or blue for most eagle Aarakocra. She immediately starts scanning everything, seeming to see and process everything with ease.

*ooooo, fun :D*

Ace watches them fly in, a bit interested at the new comer

Rija is on the roof, looking down at the aarakocra

*Not kidding when she seems to see everything...she has a 31 passive perception...Fully legit too via skills and feats.*

She cocks her head slightly. "Where am I?" She asks both of them, and yet neither of them in particular.

*Holy crud. thats amazing*

*Also, sorry for being gone, i had to get my ears cleaned*

Ace shrugs, "Tavern." He says simply, coming out to greet her

Rija smiles, "This is the place at the end of the world."

*Yeah...there's a reason why she's a sharpshooter. Gave her one racial feat she shouldn't have had: Elven Accuracy. Just fits with to motif, but I wanted to do something other than a human or elf sniper/sharpshooter.*

*And no worries.*

She smiles slightly. "Thank you both." She looks at Ace directly now, considering he's coming to meet her.

*Fair enough. I understand homebrewing stuff like that*

Ace nods, "No problem," He says, examining them, "So, you're a sharpshooter?"

She gives him a slightly cockeyed grin. "You could most certainly say that."

"Interesting, never seen a sharpshooter like you." He says, grinning

She smiles. "I'll take that as a compliment."

"Well, i meant it as a sorta compliment. Mostly just i've never seen a bird weilding a gun."

She chuckles. "Fair point. Not many of my people take to using firearms."

"I've seen them tend to be monks for some reason." He says, looking closely at her feathers for a moment

She folds her wings in a little self-consciously as he starts to examine her. "Monks? Not that common. Lots use simpler ranged weapons; bows, javelins, throwing axes..."

He pokes her wings a bit, "You're a very beautiful bird, i must say," he says after a moment,

He can't be sure, but he thinks she may be blushing a little. "Why thank you..." She says quietly.

"You're welcome," He smiles, "I don't meet an aarakocra every day, especially one with such nice plumage" He says, continueing to examine her feathers

She definitely blushing now, visible even through the brilliant white feathers on her head. "Good sir, are you trying to flirt with me...?" She shifts from side to side a little bit, and pulls her wings in closer.

*Me who just appreciates birds. The mods about to backhand me*

Ace gives a sly smile, "Can't someone compliment something beautiful out of the kindness of his heart?" He asks,

*Yeah...definitely gotta be careful, my friend, lol.*

She blushes again. "I suppose they can..." She says tentatively. "But this still feels like flirting."

*YEP.*

*Thing is i actually really like birds, they're so cool*

"Does it?" He asks, once again examining her wings, "I think its just some... friendly banter," He says slyly

*i like secretary birds. they Tap dance on snake Graves.*

*.... who else know is considering making an Aarakocra monk that specilizes in kicks, based offa a secretary bird? And they have a dislike of Yuan-ti*

*yep. However, i am in the Process of making a Bird race with Secretary Birds as one of the Subraces*

Proud member of the spider guild.

i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.

spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.

"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.

#123129 Jun 27, 2022

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*Character intro!*

With a loud screech, a beautiful female Aarakocra dives down towards the tavern. She is very reminiscent of an eagle, with snow white feathers and golden skin on her talons and beak. She wears studded leather, and has quite the multitude of weapons on her, including a beautiful hunting rifle and a pair of revolvers, as well as daggers, a javelin, and a rapier. She's wearing a beautiful piece of studded leather armor, and has a specially designed sky-blue cloak that seems to shimmer slightly.

She pulls up suddenly, landing with ease on the practice field. Her eyes are a rather unusual color: a deep jade green as opposed to the usual golden or blue for most eagle Aarakocra. She immediately starts scanning everything, seeming to see and process everything with ease.

*ooooo, fun :D*

Ace watches them fly in, a bit interested at the new comer

Rija is on the roof, looking down at the aarakocra

*Not kidding when she seems to see everything...she has a 31 passive perception...Fully legit too via skills and feats.*

She cocks her head slightly. "Where am I?" She asks both of them, and yet neither of them in particular.

*Holy crud. thats amazing*

*Also, sorry for being gone, i had to get my ears cleaned*

Ace shrugs, "Tavern." He says simply, coming out to greet her

Rija smiles, "This is the place at the end of the world."

*Yeah...there's a reason why she's a sharpshooter. Gave her one racial feat she shouldn't have had: Elven Accuracy. Just fits with to motif, but I wanted to do something other than a human or elf sniper/sharpshooter.*

*And no worries.*

She smiles slightly. "Thank you both." She looks at Ace directly now, considering he's coming to meet her.

*Fair enough. I understand homebrewing stuff like that*

Ace nods, "No problem," He says, examining them, "So, you're a sharpshooter?"

She gives him a slightly cockeyed grin. "You could most certainly say that."

"Interesting, never seen a sharpshooter like you." He says, grinning

She smiles. "I'll take that as a compliment."

"Well, i meant it as a sorta compliment. Mostly just i've never seen a bird weilding a gun."

She chuckles. "Fair point. Not many of my people take to using firearms."

"I've seen them tend to be monks for some reason." He says, looking closely at her feathers for a moment

She folds her wings in a little self-consciously as he starts to examine her. "Monks? Not that common. Lots use simpler ranged weapons; bows, javelins, throwing axes..."

He pokes her wings a bit, "You're a very beautiful bird, i must say," he says after a moment,

He can't be sure, but he thinks she may be blushing a little. "Why thank you..." She says quietly.

"You're welcome," He smiles, "I don't meet an aarakocra every day, especially one with such nice plumage" He says, continueing to examine her feathers

She definitely blushing now, visible even through the brilliant white feathers on her head. "Good sir, are you trying to flirt with me...?" She shifts from side to side a little bit, and pulls her wings in closer.

*Me who just appreciates birds. The mods about to backhand me*

Ace gives a sly smile, "Can't someone compliment something beautiful out of the kindness of his heart?" He asks,

*Yeah...definitely gotta be careful, my friend, lol.*

She blushes again. "I suppose they can..." She says tentatively. "But this still feels like flirting."

*YEP.*

*Thing is i actually really like birds, they're so cool*

"Does it?" He asks, once again examining her wings, "I think its just some... friendly banter," He says slyly

*Same. I especially love the birds of prey.*

She nods, and shivers slightly. "Yep. Definitely flirting, and you don't even know what kind of person I am." She giggles a little. "Not even my name."

*Like... the movies, or actual birds of prey?*

"oh, i would never be so rude," He says, faking offendedness, "But you are right, i have complimented, without knowing your name." He says

[[ both ]]

I have stolen your shredded cheese.

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#123130 Jun 27, 2022

Elendon_Astruvial

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*Most Important Question Ever: Who is Worse Teacher? Gilderoy Lockheart or Dolores Umb(1GP)?*

[[ Dolores, she was mean. Lockheart was just dumb ]]

*Agreed *

*I want to dropkick Dolores with a spear*

[[ I wanna punt her with a steel toed boot ]]

*Get her to curl up into a ball and have the Giants play floor hockey with her using spikey murder balls.*

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#123131 Jun 27, 2022

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Alassandro Is looking for People to Play Cards with.

Methuselah is Checking out Soldaer's tree House.

(open Slot)

Ekko is trying to find a place to charge

Apifite is buzzin around the tree house cleaning

[[open slot]]

Folen offers Ekko a small magical battery

Nia waves to Apifite as she enters the house,

She takes it, unsure if she even has a battery box

Apifite waves back “yooo, I’ve been keepin the dust bunnies out while you were away”

"Do you not know how to charge yourself?" He asks

"Aw, thanks kid," She smiles

“As I said, a vast majority of my memory has been erased”

“no problemo”

"Hm. I could check if you have a battery or a charge port or something?"

“Ok”

Folen nods, checking her for any openable spots or ports

There’s a spot on her shoulder blade area on her back that looks like it can be opened

He thinks for a moment before opening the area on her shoulder blade

It’s a place where batteries go :]

He takes the magical battery back from her, before removing the current battery

She gives it to him, when the battery is removed she powers off

He checks some stuff for a moment, before beginning to tinker with the magic battery, due to it not being compatible. After a few minutes, he places it where the other battery was, and closes the shoulder blade hatch, waiting for her to boot up

I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn

Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.

Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story

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#123132 Jun 27, 2022

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*Character intro!*

With a loud screech, a beautiful female Aarakocra dives down towards the tavern. She is very reminiscent of an eagle, with snow white feathers and golden skin on her talons and beak. She wears studded leather, and has quite the multitude of weapons on her, including a beautiful hunting rifle and a pair of revolvers, as well as daggers, a javelin, and a rapier. She's wearing a beautiful piece of studded leather armor, and has a specially designed sky-blue cloak that seems to shimmer slightly.

She pulls up suddenly, landing with ease on the practice field. Her eyes are a rather unusual color: a deep jade green as opposed to the usual golden or blue for most eagle Aarakocra. She immediately starts scanning everything, seeming to see and process everything with ease.

*ooooo, fun :D*

Ace watches them fly in, a bit interested at the new comer

Rija is on the roof, looking down at the aarakocra

*Not kidding when she seems to see everything...she has a 31 passive perception...Fully legit too via skills and feats.*

She cocks her head slightly. "Where am I?" She asks both of them, and yet neither of them in particular.

*Holy crud. thats amazing*

*Also, sorry for being gone, i had to get my ears cleaned*

Ace shrugs, "Tavern." He says simply, coming out to greet her

Rija smiles, "This is the place at the end of the world."

*Yeah...there's a reason why she's a sharpshooter. Gave her one racial feat she shouldn't have had: Elven Accuracy. Just fits with to motif, but I wanted to do something other than a human or elf sniper/sharpshooter.*

*And no worries.*

She smiles slightly. "Thank you both." She looks at Ace directly now, considering he's coming to meet her.

*Fair enough. I understand homebrewing stuff like that*

Ace nods, "No problem," He says, examining them, "So, you're a sharpshooter?"

She gives him a slightly cockeyed grin. "You could most certainly say that."

"Interesting, never seen a sharpshooter like you." He says, grinning

She smiles. "I'll take that as a compliment."

"Well, i meant it as a sorta compliment. Mostly just i've never seen a bird weilding a gun."

She chuckles. "Fair point. Not many of my people take to using firearms."

"I've seen them tend to be monks for some reason." He says, looking closely at her feathers for a moment

She folds her wings in a little self-consciously as he starts to examine her. "Monks? Not that common. Lots use simpler ranged weapons; bows, javelins, throwing axes..."

He pokes her wings a bit, "You're a very beautiful bird, i must say," he says after a moment,

He can't be sure, but he thinks she may be blushing a little. "Why thank you..." She says quietly.

"You're welcome," He smiles, "I don't meet an aarakocra every day, especially one with such nice plumage" He says, continueing to examine her feathers

She definitely blushing now, visible even through the brilliant white feathers on her head. "Good sir, are you trying to flirt with me...?" She shifts from side to side a little bit, and pulls her wings in closer.

*Me who just appreciates birds. The mods about to backhand me*

Ace gives a sly smile, "Can't someone compliment something beautiful out of the kindness of his heart?" He asks,

*Yeah...definitely gotta be careful, my friend, lol.*

She blushes again. "I suppose they can..." She says tentatively. "But this still feels like flirting."

*YEP.*

*Thing is i actually really like birds, they're so cool*

"Does it?" He asks, once again examining her wings, "I think its just some... friendly banter," He says slyly

*Same. I especially love the birds of prey.*

She nods, and shivers slightly. "Yep. Definitely flirting, and you don't even know what kind of person I am." She giggles a little. "Not even my name."

*Like... the movies, or actual birds of prey?*

"oh, i would never be so rude," He says, faking offendedness, "But you are right, i have complimented, without knowing your name." He says

*Actually birds of prey. Love the practice of falconry too.*

She chuckles. "I'll give you this one. I'm Jade." She says with a smile.

He smiles, "Nice to meet ya Jade, i'm Ace," He says, offering a handshake

I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn

Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.

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#123133 Jun 27, 2022

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*Most Important Question Ever: Who is Worse Teacher? Gilderoy Lockheart or Dolores Umb(1GP)?*

[[ Dolores, she was mean. Lockheart was just dumb ]]

*Agreed *

*I want to dropkick Dolores with a spear*

[[ I wanna punt her with a steel toed boot ]]

*Get her to curl up into a ball and have the Giants play for hockey with her using spikey murder balls.*

[[ let her get torn apart by a mountain troll ]]

I have stolen your shredded cheese.

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