"They're fine! They just encourage the recipient to be more extravagant. Not excessively so, but enough. As for my regularity, I used to be here quite a lot, but not so much in recent months. I'm a little out of touch."
Caiman pushes the biscuits away from his hell hound. "Interesting scar by the way. Where did you get it?"
"My brother gave it to me and it never quite went away. You have any siblings yourself?"
Caiman frowned. "Unfortunately. I'm here for a family reunion, in fact."
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"well, it just so Happens i'm only good at things That Mammon needs people to be good at. Fun, Aint it?" they say bitterly, taking 13 steps away as the Smoke bomb goes off.
Caiman's eyes widen in surprise and he starts coughing. Both heads of the hell hound immediately look at them aggressively. "AGh, WHY?"
King starts Hysterically laughing. "HAHAHHAHA. You actually fell for it! you thought i was mad! oh, that one needs to be recorded in a book somewhere!"
Something roars behind him
"RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET WHAT WAS THAT"
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i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
"Caiman, i would help you no matter what. You're my brother, and all of you are important to me"
He looks down at his feet. "You really don't need to say what I want to hear. I want the truth, above all else."
"I may be connected to Glasya, but that makes me a thief not a liar," He says, crossing his arms
"Sorry... I've gotten in the habit of immediately not trusting people.." Caiman looks a bit ashamed.
"Its ok brother, i know the type of place you ended up."
"Is.. yours any better?"
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Loki is trynna get Revym to calm tf down and stop biting people‘S ears
Revym is still biting people’s ears
[open slot, gonna intro copper dragon soon]
Aovin waves to his brother, given they haven't talked yet
Revym races up to Aovin and bites his ear
“REVYM STOP THAT” he trips “F”
"AH! Let go of my ear!" He says, pulling the dragon by their tail
Revym holds on tighter
Aovin conjures a piece of meat in his hand
Revym tries to attac the meat
loki sighs, standing up “I swear dragons follow me around just as much as cats do”
When revym lets go, Aovin grabs it by the back of the head, much like one would a snake to prevent bites
“No Revym!” Loki grabs the dragon the same way you would hold a chicken “I thought I taught you how NOT to hold dragons after that bronze one flew into your room”
"Thats when its not trying to bite you,"
“To be fair, she has bit almost everyone here, even me”
"Teach her not to please" He says, sighing a bit, before smiling
“Like hell I can teach her that, what do I look like? A druid?”
"Dragons are intelligent creatures, i'm sure it can understand not to bite people if you teach it not to."
He looks at Revym
“ᗯOᑌLᗪ YOᑌ ᗷᗴ ᗯᒪᒪIᑎG TO ᑎOT ᗷITᗴ ᑭᗴOᑭᗴ”
“𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆’𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒖𝒏 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕”
“she doesn’t want to learn”
"Tell her to learn unless she wants to get cooked. Trust me, Caiman would go through with that threat,"
Revym hides in Loki’s shirt as Loki hugs her “NO ONE IS COOKING HER”
As if he appeared from thin air, a young man is behind you. He leaned forward and whistles in your ear. When you turn around you take notice to a few things. He stands 6'2, is well built, had deep scars over his face that was held together by crude stitches, and has carrot-orange that is tied up in a bun.
Little things you make take notice to is the light freckles over his cheeks, the fact he has a small tattoo of a rose on his neck along with the name "Eliza", and wears A brown leather coat with fur lining.
Loki stares at him “what the F[[1gp]]” he falls on his butt “ARI HELP”
The man watches and tilts his head. His blue eyes narrow A bit " man kid. Kinda wussy of ya"
He’s making a loud screeching sound as a silver dragon bites the man’s ear
The man sighs and rips it off, blood starting to trickle down the side of his face "oh... Im bleeding? That's new"
The dragon let’s go of the ear, confused as to why there is blood, and tries to lick the wound
He chuckles "Leave me alone pest"
Loki is offended “She is NOT a pest >:0”
"Really, then what is she? Something that bit me? I consider that a pest"
“She is a silver dragon. A baby at that”
"ah, A baby pest hm"
Loki huffs
then suddenly, quarterstaff,
To hit: 21
damage if it hits: 9
He chuckles after getting hit "you see.." He cracks his neck "I don't seem to feel pain, nor die that easily. So how about we stop whatever your doing hm?"
She smiles. "Gift from Asmodeus." She says, waving her wings slightly. "They'd be proud of all of us, Caiman." *Don't think we ever decided, lol.*
"Easy for you to say.." He mumbled quietly.
She furrows her brow. "They would be...unless you've done something wrong."
"I haven't!" He protested. "I just.. haven't spoken to them in a while."
She chuckles. "None of us have, Caiman. We've all been busy with studying, fighting, or doing what our Archdevils have been telling us to."
"I've never asked, but what does Asmodeus ask of you?"
She smiles. "Not much. Mainly he's been teaching me and helping me grow in power. He has put me in charge of some Bearded Devils already and sends us out on patrols occasionally."
"well, it just so Happens i'm only good at things That Mammon needs people to be good at. Fun, Aint it?" they say bitterly, taking 13 steps away as the Smoke bomb goes off.
Caiman's eyes widen in surprise and he starts coughing. Both heads of the hell hound immediately look at them aggressively. "AGh, WHY?"
King starts Hysterically laughing. "HAHAHHAHA. You actually fell for it! you thought i was mad! oh, that one needs to be recorded in a book somewhere!"
Caiman gives him a death glare. His hell hound leaps at King immediately, growling. Make a STR save.
12
Fail. He'a knocked prone as the hound tackles him and sits on his chest. Caim walks over and pokes him on the nose.
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Loki is trynna get Revym to calm tf down and stop biting people‘S ears
Revym is still biting people’s ears
[open slot, gonna intro copper dragon soon]
Aovin waves to his brother, given they haven't talked yet
Revym races up to Aovin and bites his ear
“REVYM STOP THAT” he trips “F”
"AH! Let go of my ear!" He says, pulling the dragon by their tail
Revym holds on tighter
Aovin conjures a piece of meat in his hand
Revym tries to attac the meat
loki sighs, standing up “I swear dragons follow me around just as much as cats do”
When revym lets go, Aovin grabs it by the back of the head, much like one would a snake to prevent bites
“No Revym!” Loki grabs the dragon the same way you would hold a chicken “I thought I taught you how NOT to hold dragons after that bronze one flew into your room”
"Thats when its not trying to bite you,"
“To be fair, she has bit almost everyone here, even me”
"Teach her not to please" He says, sighing a bit, before smiling
“Like hell I can teach her that, what do I look like? A druid?”
"Dragons are intelligent creatures, i'm sure it can understand not to bite people if you teach it not to."
He looks at Revym
“ᗯOᑌLᗪ YOᑌ ᗷᗴ ᗯᒪᒪIᑎG TO ᑎOT ᗷITᗴ ᑭᗴOᑭᗴ”
“𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆’𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒖𝒏 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕”
“she doesn’t want to learn”
"Tell her to learn unless she wants to get cooked. Trust me, Caiman would go through with that threat,"
Revym hides in Loki’s shirt as Loki hugs her “NO ONE IS COOKING HER”
"Keep her under control then brother."
He looks back at Revym, Revym chirps “school is for people like me, not dragons”
She smiles. "Not much. Mainly he's been teaching me and helping me grow in power. He has put me in charge of some Bearded Devils already and sends us out on patrols occasionally."
Caiman's eyes widened. "You've spoken to him personally?"
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“Nope” he smacks Caiman’s cheek again and runs inside, Revym following close behind
Caiman follows, and although he's younger, he's very strong. He tries to grab Loki by the back of his shirt and lift him in the air. "Don't make me shoot you with a water gun." Athletics: 20
He screeches “ARI HELP SKDJSLNSLSND”
"CAIMAN!!! PUT YOUR BROTHER DOWN!!!" Her tones is obviously frustrated, but also almost resigned, as though she knew something like this was going to happen. "AND LOKI! NO ANTAGONIZING CAIMAN!!"
“HE THREATENED TO MAKE REVYM A PIE”
"CAIMAN!!!!"
"HE HIT ME!!"
"BOTH OF YOU, STOP IT!!! DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE AND LIGHT BOTH OF YOUR CLOTHES ON FIRE!!!
*OH goody, the fiery one is the parent of the group basically, fun...*
"well, it just so Happens i'm only good at things That Mammon needs people to be good at. Fun, Aint it?" they say bitterly, taking 13 steps away as the Smoke bomb goes off.
Caiman's eyes widen in surprise and he starts coughing. Both heads of the hell hound immediately look at them aggressively. "AGh, WHY?"
King starts Hysterically laughing. "HAHAHHAHA. You actually fell for it! you thought i was mad! oh, that one needs to be recorded in a book somewhere!"
Caiman gives him a death glare. His hell hound leaps at King immediately, growling. Make a STR save.
12
Fail. He'a knocked prone as the hound tackles him and sits on his chest. Caim walks over and pokes him on the nose.
"GIET OOOOFF OF MEH. IF YOU TELL YOUR HOUND tO GET OFF ME, I'LL GIVE YOU 20 GOLD." his voice is high pitched and Annoying.
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i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
“Nope” he smacks Caiman’s cheek again and runs inside, Revym following close behind
Caiman follows, and although he's younger, he's very strong. He tries to grab Loki by the back of his shirt and lift him in the air. "Don't make me shoot you with a water gun." Athletics: 20
He screeches “ARI HELP SKDJSLNSLSND”
"CAIMAN!!! PUT YOUR BROTHER DOWN!!!" Her tones is obviously frustrated, but also almost resigned, as though she knew something like this was going to happen. "AND LOKI! NO ANTAGONIZING CAIMAN!!"
“HE THREATENED TO MAKE REVYM A PIE”
"CAIMAN!!!!"
"HE HIT ME!!"
"BOTH OF YOU, STOP IT!!! DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE AND LIGHT BOTH OF YOUR CLOTHES ON FIRE!!!
*OH goody, the fiery one is the parent of the group basically, fun...*
"I'M RESISTANT TO FIRE" he yells back.
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She smiles. "Not much. Mainly he's been teaching me and helping me grow in power. He has put me in charge of some Bearded Devils already and sends us out on patrols occasionally."
Caiman's eyes widened. "You've spoken to him personally?"
She chuckles. "He is my patron as a warlock, so yes, I have, albeit not very often."
"well, it just so Happens i'm only good at things That Mammon needs people to be good at. Fun, Aint it?" they say bitterly, taking 13 steps away as the Smoke bomb goes off.
Caiman's eyes widen in surprise and he starts coughing. Both heads of the hell hound immediately look at them aggressively. "AGh, WHY?"
King starts Hysterically laughing. "HAHAHHAHA. You actually fell for it! you thought i was mad! oh, that one needs to be recorded in a book somewhere!"
Something roars behind him
"RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET WHAT WAS THAT"
“Nope” he smacks Caiman’s cheek again and runs inside, Revym following close behind
Caiman follows, and although he's younger, he's very strong. He tries to grab Loki by the back of his shirt and lift him in the air. "Don't make me shoot you with a water gun." Athletics: 20
He screeches “ARI HELP SKDJSLNSLSND”
"CAIMAN!!! PUT YOUR BROTHER DOWN!!!" Her tones is obviously frustrated, but also almost resigned, as though she knew something like this was going to happen. "AND LOKI! NO ANTAGONIZING CAIMAN!!"
“HE THREATENED TO MAKE REVYM A PIE”
"CAIMAN!!!!"
"HE HIT ME!!"
"BOTH OF YOU, STOP IT!!! DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE AND LIGHT BOTH OF YOUR CLOTHES ON FIRE!!!
*OH goody, the fiery one is the parent of the group basically, fun...*
“Nope” he smacks Caiman’s cheek again and runs inside, Revym following close behind
Caiman follows, and although he's younger, he's very strong. He tries to grab Loki by the back of his shirt and lift him in the air. "Don't make me shoot you with a water gun." Athletics: 20
He screeches “ARI HELP SKDJSLNSLSND”
"CAIMAN!!! PUT YOUR BROTHER DOWN!!!" Her tones is obviously frustrated, but also almost resigned, as though she knew something like this was going to happen. "AND LOKI! NO ANTAGONIZING CAIMAN!!"
“HE THREATENED TO MAKE REVYM A PIE”
"CAIMAN!!!!"
"HE HIT ME!!"
"BOTH OF YOU, STOP IT!!! DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE AND LIGHT BOTH OF YOUR CLOTHES ON FIRE!!!
*OH goody, the fiery one is the parent of the group basically, fun...*
"I'M RESISTANT TO FIRE" he yells back.
"WE All ARE, BUT THAT WON'T SAVE YOUR CLOTHES!!!"
“CAIMAN PUT ME DOWN” he accidentally kicks his chin
"well, it just so Happens i'm only good at things That Mammon needs people to be good at. Fun, Aint it?" they say bitterly, taking 13 steps away as the Smoke bomb goes off.
Caiman's eyes widen in surprise and he starts coughing. Both heads of the hell hound immediately look at them aggressively. "AGh, WHY?"
King starts Hysterically laughing. "HAHAHHAHA. You actually fell for it! you thought i was mad! oh, that one needs to be recorded in a book somewhere!"
Something roars behind him
"RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET WHAT WAS THAT"
An ogre is behind him raising its club
King inhales. he then lets out a shriek that would be Unpleasantly horrible on the other side of the continent. "AAAAAAAAAARIIIIIIIIIII HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Phantom is sitting on a couch inside the tavern, watching all the newcomers.
Aricyra is at the bar, drinking another flaming cocktail.
Jade is outside, practicing her sharpshooting from the roof.
Ace, after spotting her, joins her on the roof
She flicks the lever on her rifle out and almost immediately afterwards fires, nailing a target in the head. "Hello again, Ace." She says, not even taking her eyes off the target. She flicks the lever out again, and fires another shot, shifting slightly, hitting a different target in the head.
"Hey pretty bird," He says, sitting down next to her
"How are you today, hon?" She asks, firing off another two shots in rapid succession, hitting the area right over the heart on the two target she already hit.
*FYI, she's not flirting, cyno. That's just who she is; kind of a western/Annie Oakley personality in parts, at least since I reworked her personality.*
"well, it just so Happens i'm only good at things That Mammon needs people to be good at. Fun, Aint it?" they say bitterly, taking 13 steps away as the Smoke bomb goes off.
Caiman's eyes widen in surprise and he starts coughing. Both heads of the hell hound immediately look at them aggressively. "AGh, WHY?"
King starts Hysterically laughing. "HAHAHHAHA. You actually fell for it! you thought i was mad! oh, that one needs to be recorded in a book somewhere!"
Something roars behind him
"RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET WHAT WAS THAT"
An ogre is behind him raising its club
King inhales. he then lets out a shriek that would be Unpleasantly horrible on the other side of the continent. "AAAAAAAAAARIIIIIIIIIII HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
As it brings its club down on top of him, king.... passes through it, how odd
Caiman frowned. "Unfortunately. I'm here for a family reunion, in fact."
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"RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET WHAT WAS THAT"
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
"Is.. yours any better?"
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"Keep her under control then brother."
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Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
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His eyes are dead cold “say Revym isn’t a pest”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
She smiles. "Not much. Mainly he's been teaching me and helping me grow in power. He has put me in charge of some Bearded Devils already and sends us out on patrols occasionally."
Fail. He'a knocked prone as the hound tackles him and sits on his chest. Caim walks over and pokes him on the nose.
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He looks back at Revym, Revym chirps “school is for people like me, not dragons”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Caiman's eyes widened. "You've spoken to him personally?"
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"BOTH OF YOU, STOP IT!!! DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE AND LIGHT BOTH OF YOUR CLOTHES ON FIRE!!!
*OH goody, the fiery one is the parent of the group basically, fun...*
"GIET OOOOFF OF MEH. IF YOU TELL YOUR HOUND tO GET OFF ME, I'LL GIVE YOU 20 GOLD." his voice is high pitched and Annoying.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
"I'M RESISTANT TO FIRE" he yells back.
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"Not really. Its 5 layers down from yours if i'm correct. A realm of rotting flesh, ruled by asmodeus's daughter."
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Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
She chuckles. "He is my patron as a warlock, so yes, I have, albeit not very often."
An ogre is behind him raising its club
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"WE All ARE, BUT THAT WON'T SAVE YOUR CLOTHES!!!"
“CAIMAN PUT ME DOWN” he accidentally kicks his chin
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
King inhales. he then lets out a shriek that would be Unpleasantly horrible on the other side of the continent. "AAAAAAAAAARIIIIIIIIIII HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
"How are you today, hon?" She asks, firing off another two shots in rapid succession, hitting the area right over the heart on the two target she already hit.
*FYI, she's not flirting, cyno. That's just who she is; kind of a western/Annie Oakley personality in parts, at least since I reworked her personality.*
As it brings its club down on top of him, king.... passes through it, how odd
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND