He snorted a laugh. "Alright, I can admit that's a good reason. Though I've never been to a ball before."
"Oh they're good fun, so long as you've inebriated the killjoys and sorted out the proper music."
"Music? And how do you get into one?"
"Yes, music's the one where they make the noises but using special objects. And you get into one by being invited. For example, as a Fellow at the Witching Academy in Sunfir, I am invited to the annual ball."
"Oh." He paused. "You can't just show up? Would they kill you?"
"Depends on who you met first and the kind of venue. Some demon places are very relaxed - but you might die even if you have an invite. This one in going to? Basically every faction there has a different way of getting rid of unwanted visitors. My friends would probably let you in but make you sing Ed Sheeran. Others take pity and just kill you."
*I would rather die than sing ed sheeran songs 🥸*
Caiman nods slowly. "So, I should probably stay away from them. Understood."
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"You aren't dumb, i'm just the one with a literal criminal mastermind as my arch devil."
”yeah and I got the popsicle”
"Thats true. Though you don't have to live in whats basically a meat pie."
“How did your Archdevil even come into power, coup d’eta or something?”
"She's the princess of the nine hells. Asmodeus apointed her,"
“Have you seen her?”
"Yes. She's rather beautiful for the place she rules." He sighs, "And unpradictable."
“Do you know if she ever saw Levistus?”
"I'm not sure. I don't keep track of where she goes, but she could have."
“I’ve never even seen Levistus before, last I heard of him he was sending me off to college… I think he just wanted to get rid of me if I’m being honest”
"I could see him doing that. he's not exactly the nicest. You could say he's being cold"
“I am about to send Revym on you”
"Hey, that was a good one."
“And already been made by Ash”
'I don't know what she makes and what she doesn't-'
“Well we all know she doesn’t make pies”
"I don't think most of us know how to cook."
“Fortunately for me I know a tiefling that works for mammon”
"yes yes, i know."
“I’m actually surprised I haven’t been smoke bombed yet”
A dimension door, glowing with red light, opens up in the center of the tavern, ontop of one of the tables. Out steps a large, two headed hell hound pitbull covered in Infernal plated armor. Its eyes glow red and it scans the room. Atop its back is a teenage boy, around the age of 15, with orangish-red skin and two pairs of black horns, similar to that of a red dragon's. One eye is a pale blue, the other a stormy gray, and his hair is undercut and overgrown at the top (picture standard white boy tiktok fluffy hair). The front part of it is dyed a bright red, while the rest is brown. He wears thick plated armor, matching that of his mount, and carries a glaive strapped to his back, the blade glowing with fiery power.
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Ace continues watching Jade shoot targets, eventually throwing a card at a target himself, embedding it where the targets eye would be
She grins, and nails the card with a bullet, cutting it in half.
He laughs, lightly shoving her, "Hey, that was mine."
She chuckles. "But it proved a perfect target, hon. Thanks for the sacrifice." She says, shoving him back.
"Yeah yeah, laugh it up with your aim," He smiles
She smiles. "I ain't just good with my rifle, hon. I'm also great with my revolvers." She says with a wink as she pulls out a pair of six-shooters and spins then on her fingers.
"Three guns. Personally, i prefer the pepperbox, but to each their own." He says
She smiles, and flies down off the roof. She picks out six different targets, and, with surprising accuracy, hits each of them twice, once from each revolver.
Ace claps, "Beautiful job!"
She smiles, and bows, before holstering the revolvers and flying back up.
"You aren't dumb, i'm just the one with a literal criminal mastermind as my arch devil."
”yeah and I got the popsicle”
"Thats true. Though you don't have to live in whats basically a meat pie."
“How did your Archdevil even come into power, coup d’eta or something?”
"She's the princess of the nine hells. Asmodeus apointed her,"
“Have you seen her?”
"Yes. She's rather beautiful for the place she rules." He sighs, "And unpradictable."
“Do you know if she ever saw Levistus?”
"I'm not sure. I don't keep track of where she goes, but she could have."
“I’ve never even seen Levistus before, last I heard of him he was sending me off to college… I think he just wanted to get rid of me if I’m being honest”
"I could see him doing that. he's not exactly the nicest. You could say he's being cold"
“I am about to send Revym on you”
"Hey, that was a good one."
“And already been made by Ash”
'I don't know what she makes and what she doesn't-'
“Well we all know she doesn’t make pies”
"I don't think most of us know how to cook."
“Fortunately for me I know a tiefling that works for mammon”
"yes yes, i know."
“I’m actually surprised I haven’t been smoke bombed yet”
"Have you talked to king?"
“He seems to be talking to everyone other than me”
A dimension door, glowing with red light, opens up in the center of the tavern, ontop of one of the tables. Out steps a large, two headed hell hound pitbull covered in Infernal plated armor. Its eyes glow red and it scans the room. Atop its back is a teenage boy, around the age of 15, with orangish-red skin and two pairs of black horns, similar to that of a red dragon's. One eye is a pale blue, the other a stormy gray, and his hair is undercut and overgrown at the top (picture standard white boy tiktok fluffy hair). The front part of it is dyed a bright red, while the rest is brown. He wears thick plated armor, matching that of his mount, and carries a glaive strapped to his back, the blade glowing with fiery power.
Asherah jumps down from the rafters and runs over to their twin. "Caimen! Your back!"
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"Well, there are buildings. The entire plane is basically a massive mountain covered in the rotting flesh of the previous arch devil. Anything built is inevitably battered with rocks."
He winced. "Stepping on flesh constantly sounds disgusting."
"You get used to it. Eventually." he sighs, "Overall its nice to have actual floor beneath my feet."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, anything not covered in flesh is a floating platform of adamantine. I missed grass."
"Oh. I don't even remember seeing grass." He said quietly. "Strange."
"You were barely old enough to walk when we were each sent to our planes. We've met up multiple times after that, but never on a normal plane
He smiled. "The grass here is nice. I heard there was a body of water nearby, if you'd want to go there with me later?"
"I'd like that, could be fun. I don't think i've seen water besides drinking water, which is rarer in the hells"
"We could go now if you want? Coyote and Daybreak can carry more than one passenger. Though... I;d love one of those Hell machine motorcycles.."
"A devil's ride?" He shrugs and smiles, "Sure, i wouldn't mind going now,"
He climbs up on the hell hound, gesturing for Avion to climb on.
Avion climbs onto the hound, sitting behind Caiman
"You aren't dumb, i'm just the one with a literal criminal mastermind as my arch devil."
”yeah and I got the popsicle”
"Thats true. Though you don't have to live in whats basically a meat pie."
“How did your Archdevil even come into power, coup d’eta or something?”
"She's the princess of the nine hells. Asmodeus apointed her,"
“Have you seen her?”
"Yes. She's rather beautiful for the place she rules." He sighs, "And unpradictable."
“Do you know if she ever saw Levistus?”
"I'm not sure. I don't keep track of where she goes, but she could have."
“I’ve never even seen Levistus before, last I heard of him he was sending me off to college… I think he just wanted to get rid of me if I’m being honest”
"I could see him doing that. he's not exactly the nicest. You could say he's being cold"
“I am about to send Revym on you”
"Hey, that was a good one."
“And already been made by Ash”
'I don't know what she makes and what she doesn't-'
“Well we all know she doesn’t make pies”
"I don't think most of us know how to cook."
“Fortunately for me I know a tiefling that works for mammon”
"yes yes, i know."
“I’m actually surprised I haven’t been smoke bombed yet”
"Have you talked to king?"
“He seems to be talking to everyone other than me”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Loki is sitting on a table because Caiman casted command on him
Revym is flying around Loki’s head
[open slot]
Aricyra is sitting at the bar, sipping on a flaming cocktail.
Phantom (in moon elf form) is siting on a couch, watching the chaos.
Jade is on the roof with Ace, practicing some sharpshooting.
Revym lands on his shoulder and bites his ear
Phantom gently, but forcefully grabs his jaw in such a way that it forces it open, and we leans away before releasing it. You shouldn't go biting your elders, youngling. He says with a very deep voice, and in perfect draconic.
“𝒉𝒂𝒉𝒂 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇 𝒐𝒍𝒅”
I'm nearly 3,500 years old, youngling. And even if I was only as old as I appear in this form, I'd still be older than you.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
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*I would rather die than sing ed sheeran songs 🥸*
Caiman nods slowly. "So, I should probably stay away from them. Understood."
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Gwen looks around for Soldaer
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
*Yea, lemme grab his intro.*
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"Have you talked to king?"
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
“Hmmm” he falls sideways off the table “HEJSH”
Revym tackles them “𝑮𝑶𝑻𝑪𝑯𝑨”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
*thanks!*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
A dimension door, glowing with red light, opens up in the center of the tavern, ontop of one of the tables. Out steps a large, two headed hell hound pitbull covered in Infernal plated armor. Its eyes glow red and it scans the room. Atop its back is a teenage boy, around the age of 15, with orangish-red skin and two pairs of black horns, similar to that of a red dragon's. One eye is a pale blue, the other a stormy gray, and his hair is undercut and overgrown at the top (picture standard white boy tiktok fluffy hair). The front part of it is dyed a bright red, while the rest is brown. He wears thick plated armor, matching that of his mount, and carries a glaive strapped to his back, the blade glowing with fiery power.
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making a smoothie for meta
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"How long has it been effecting you?"
Why bite me?
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"You really are an excelent shot"
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
“He seems to be talking to everyone other than me”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Asherah jumps down from the rafters and runs over to their twin. "Caimen! Your back!"
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Avion climbs onto the hound, sitting behind Caiman
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"Prank him. YOu'll get smoke bombed in no time."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
*I drew Caiman :)) imma make him my temp pfp*
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I'm nearly 3,500 years old, youngling. And even if I was only as old as I appear in this form, I'd still be older than you.
*What is your normal pfp out of curiosity?*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
He shrugs “I dunno”
“𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕’𝒔 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒊 𝒔𝒂𝒚 𝒉𝒊” she tackles them “𝑮𝑶𝑻𝑪𝑯𝑨”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
King is Looking for Loki.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*Dire crocodile token*
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Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ