King is casually putting Buckets of Honey and another Bucket of feathers on top of People's Door frames, Not their Siblings besides Loki and Aricyra's. they also litter the Ground in front of their Doors with invisible ball bearings held in one place by some very thin pieces of silk.
"WHAT THE HELL?" Ghost slips and stands back up, pointing his gun at King. "You wanna have you head blown off, kid?"
King jumps Back. "That... is Very aggressive."
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
"Do the higher devils.. do things to you? Like.. hurt you?"
"Oh, yeah. It tends to be a daily thing," He says with a small pained smile, "But they never hurt me to the point of disabling me, so i'm ok."
Caiman blinks. "Oh... so it doesn't get better..."
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
King is casually putting Buckets of Honey and another Bucket of feathers on top of People's Door frames, Not their Siblings besides Loki and Aricyra's. they also litter the Ground in front of their Doors with invisible ball bearings held in one place by some very thin pieces of silk.
"WHAT THE HELL?" Ghost slips and stands back up, pointing his gun at King. "You wanna have you head blown off, kid?"
King jumps Back. "That... is Very aggressive."
"I don't like kids. And I don't like kids that try to prank me." He pulles back the hammer and it makes a clicking sound. "Don't do it again."
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Loki!! Watch your tongue!!" Aricyra calls form the bar.
Caiman just starts screaming obscenities.
Ash covers their ears
Aovin covers Asherah's ears aswell, "Caiman!" He calls,
"[37488739 GP] YOU!"
“NO U”
"BOTH OF YOU!!!!! CUT IT OUT BEFORE I CUT YOUR TONGUES OUT!!!!!" Aricyra yells, her hand on a wicked-looking curved dagger on her belt.
Loki squeaks
Aromith, my copper babeh bounds in, takes the shiny thing, and leaves
*Can't. Still in it's sheath, and it would need to make a SoH or Athletics check to take it from her. Not to mention she looks terrifying right now.*
Athletics: 14
It stays firmly in its sheath and in her grasp. She instead grabs Aromith by the throat and draws the dagger. "Never try and steal from me again." She growls, her eyes blazing. 14 intimidation.
Unfortunately, he was born yesterday, and doesn’t have a concept of what’s scary… so he licks her face
She starts strangling him, the dagger drawing lines against his throat. Doesn't do damage ('cause safety field), but still hurts like hell.
He yelps, trying to get away. Loki then senses animal abuse and whacks Ari with his quarterstaff
to hit: 19
[[ please don’t be a bad roll ]]
[[ edit: HUZZAH! ]]
It hits her shoulder, and she turns her glare to him. "Take this dragon and leave. Teach it NOT TO STEAL!!!!" Her tone is cold, but her eyes are anything but, almost seeming to be made of fire at this point. She releases the wyrmling, grabs a bottle of whiskey off the counter and stalks out of the tavern, leaving a trail of small flames and smoke behind her.
"Do the higher devils.. do things to you? Like.. hurt you?"
"Oh, yeah. It tends to be a daily thing," He says with a small pained smile, "But they never hurt me to the point of disabling me, so i'm ok."
Caiman blinks. "Oh... so it doesn't get better..."
"No, we just got the more violent ones." He looks down at his brother, "I haven't told any of the others this, but the plane i was sent to is.... considered a jail. Some of the most horrible creatures are kept there, and its uninhabitable in the best of days. Escapes can happen, and when they do... well, people fight and people get hurt as we have to put them back in their cages."
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
King is casually putting Buckets of Honey and another Bucket of feathers on top of People's Door frames, Not their Siblings besides Loki and Aricyra's. they also litter the Ground in front of their Doors with invisible ball bearings held in one place by some very thin pieces of silk.
"WHAT THE HELL?" Ghost slips and stands back up, pointing his gun at King. "You wanna have you head blown off, kid?"
King jumps Back. "That... is Very aggressive."
"I don't like kids. And I don't like kids that try to prank me." He pulles back the hammer and it makes a clicking sound. "Don't do it again."
"it wasn't a Prank! it was a... uh-Gift!" they say, pushing some Originally soon to be used Fire Honey aside.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Biggie glances over at maki. "Nice goin thug, but we are here to LEARN from him not murder him, goofball :eyesrolling:" He points agressively at her. "TO BEGIN THE TRIAL I MUST ASK YOU AN IMPORTANT QUESTION. WHAT DOES FAMOUS SINGER Mr "Pitbull" Worldwide SAY AS THE CHORUS LINE FOR THE SONG "FIREBALL??"
"OH, I LOVE THIS SONG! HE SAYS, 'Fireball 💀. Doo do do dodo do-" She sings the rest of the song.
Biggie gives her a beaming smile. "HAHAHAHAADHHAD YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH love that one. If you answered wrong, you'd be wiped from this reality forever, just so yknow." He continues smiling with complete sincerity. "WELLLLLL now... we can get you initiated... Submit yourself to SHAQ." He beckons her to bow down. Make a wisdom saving throw aftewr doing so.
Maki does so. WIS: 15
*Lucky lucky.* SHAQ lets loose a bellowing roar from its many hoops, and lets loose a burst of pure hoopin quantum energy at Maki's head. She braces herself and accepts the hoopin way, and it passes through her without harming her too much. She takes 42 force damage, but is able to withstand it and stay kneeling. Biggie seems proud. "You've done it... you have become part of the bajooka basketball team! Close one too, you seemed about ready to fall over!"
She stands back up, bleeding and huffing. "Thank you..... thank you." Maki hands him a packet of vine boom shoebill stork stickers.
"Noooo problem :)))))))" He pockets them instantly. "Now that youre part of the team, you must feel.. 10x more awesome right?" She instantly learned many secrets of ballin, but there is still more to know. "We should murder people for fun sometime to get better at basketball ngl" He says in 100% seriousness.
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I LOVE MONKEYS!!!!!! and geometry dash.
tax evasion on discord, thats where i talk to all the ddb people.
"Do the higher devils.. do things to you? Like.. hurt you?"
"Oh, yeah. It tends to be a daily thing," He says with a small pained smile, "But they never hurt me to the point of disabling me, so i'm ok."
Caiman blinks. "Oh... so it doesn't get better..."
"No, we just got the more violent ones." He looks down at his brother, "I haven't told any of the others this, but the plane i was sent to is.... considered a jail. Some of the most horrible creatures are kept there, and its uninhabitable in the best of days. Escapes can happen, and when they do... well, people fight and people get hurt as we have to put them back in their cages."
His eyes widen. "That's.. awful. I'm so sorry." Caiman's eyes narrowed. "I command a few devils myself. I'll send them to help you! Or I'll come there myself and take care of them!" His tail lashed angrily.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
King is casually putting Buckets of Honey and another Bucket of feathers on top of People's Door frames, Not their Siblings besides Loki and Aricyra's. they also litter the Ground in front of their Doors with invisible ball bearings held in one place by some very thin pieces of silk.
"WHAT THE HELL?" Ghost slips and stands back up, pointing his gun at King. "You wanna have you head blown off, kid?"
King jumps Back. "That... is Very aggressive."
"I don't like kids. And I don't like kids that try to prank me." He pulles back the hammer and it makes a clicking sound. "Don't do it again."
"it wasn't a Prank! it was a... uh-Gift!" they say, pushing some Originally soon to be used Fire Honey aside.
"Don't. Do it. Again." He says firmly, 100% OK with shooting him.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Biggie glances over at maki. "Nice goin thug, but we are here to LEARN from him not murder him, goofball :eyesrolling:" He points agressively at her. "TO BEGIN THE TRIAL I MUST ASK YOU AN IMPORTANT QUESTION. WHAT DOES FAMOUS SINGER Mr "Pitbull" Worldwide SAY AS THE CHORUS LINE FOR THE SONG "FIREBALL??"
"OH, I LOVE THIS SONG! HE SAYS, 'Fireball 💀. Doo do do dodo do-" She sings the rest of the song.
Biggie gives her a beaming smile. "HAHAHAHAADHHAD YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH love that one. If you answered wrong, you'd be wiped from this reality forever, just so yknow." He continues smiling with complete sincerity. "WELLLLLL now... we can get you initiated... Submit yourself to SHAQ." He beckons her to bow down. Make a wisdom saving throw aftewr doing so.
Maki does so. WIS: 15
*Lucky lucky.* SHAQ lets loose a bellowing roar from its many hoops, and lets loose a burst of pure hoopin quantum energy at Maki's head. She braces herself and accepts the hoopin way, and it passes through her without harming her too much. She takes 42 force damage, but is able to withstand it and stay kneeling. Biggie seems proud. "You've done it... you have become part of the bajooka basketball team! Close one too, you seemed about ready to fall over!"
She stands back up, bleeding and huffing. "Thank you..... thank you." Maki hands him a packet of vine boom shoebill stork stickers.
"Noooo problem :)))))))" He pockets them instantly. "Now that youre part of the team, you must feel.. 10x more awesome right?" She instantly learned many secrets of ballin, but there is still more to know. "We should murder people for fun sometime to get better at basketball ngl" He says in 100% seriousness.
"Yes! I'd love to!" Maki claps happily. "But only if they're mean, kay?"
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
King is casually putting Buckets of Honey and another Bucket of feathers on top of People's Door frames, Not their Siblings besides Loki and Aricyra's. they also litter the Ground in front of their Doors with invisible ball bearings held in one place by some very thin pieces of silk.
"WHAT THE HELL?" Ghost slips and stands back up, pointing his gun at King. "You wanna have you head blown off, kid?"
King jumps Back. "That... is Very aggressive."
"I don't like kids. And I don't like kids that try to prank me." He pulles back the hammer and it makes a clicking sound. "Don't do it again."
"it wasn't a Prank! it was a... uh-Gift!" they say, pushing some Originally soon to be used Fire Honey aside.
"Don't. Do it. Again." He says firmly, 100% OK with shooting him.
"RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHT. I WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON'T DO IT AGAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN. today." they say, whispering the Last part.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*Alright...nearly lost my [1gp] a little bit ago...had to basically rebuild the frame that my parent's mattress and box spring's on...Gonna go blow some stuff up in Minecraft.*
Biggie glances over at maki. "Nice goin thug, but we are here to LEARN from him not murder him, goofball :eyesrolling:" He points agressively at her. "TO BEGIN THE TRIAL I MUST ASK YOU AN IMPORTANT QUESTION. WHAT DOES FAMOUS SINGER Mr "Pitbull" Worldwide SAY AS THE CHORUS LINE FOR THE SONG "FIREBALL??"
"OH, I LOVE THIS SONG! HE SAYS, 'Fireball 💀. Doo do do dodo do-" She sings the rest of the song.
Biggie gives her a beaming smile. "HAHAHAHAADHHAD YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH love that one. If you answered wrong, you'd be wiped from this reality forever, just so yknow." He continues smiling with complete sincerity. "WELLLLLL now... we can get you initiated... Submit yourself to SHAQ." He beckons her to bow down. Make a wisdom saving throw aftewr doing so.
Maki does so. WIS: 15
*Lucky lucky.* SHAQ lets loose a bellowing roar from its many hoops, and lets loose a burst of pure hoopin quantum energy at Maki's head. She braces herself and accepts the hoopin way, and it passes through her without harming her too much. She takes 42 force damage, but is able to withstand it and stay kneeling. Biggie seems proud. "You've done it... you have become part of the bajooka basketball team! Close one too, you seemed about ready to fall over!"
She stands back up, bleeding and huffing. "Thank you..... thank you." Maki hands him a packet of vine boom shoebill stork stickers.
"Noooo problem :)))))))" He pockets them instantly. "Now that youre part of the team, you must feel.. 10x more awesome right?" She instantly learned many secrets of ballin, but there is still more to know. "We should murder people for fun sometime to get better at basketball ngl" He says in 100% seriousness.
"Yes! I'd love to!" Maki claps happily. "But only if they're mean, kay?"
"Yeah I'd HATE to kill nice people, dw dw" He grabs her hand and they spiral back into the tavern. "Good stuff, cuh, glad you didn't get get your ankles broken my shaq. He couldv'e crossed you up fr"
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I LOVE MONKEYS!!!!!! and geometry dash.
tax evasion on discord, thats where i talk to all the ddb people.
"Do the higher devils.. do things to you? Like.. hurt you?"
"Oh, yeah. It tends to be a daily thing," He says with a small pained smile, "But they never hurt me to the point of disabling me, so i'm ok."
Caiman blinks. "Oh... so it doesn't get better..."
"No, we just got the more violent ones." He looks down at his brother, "I haven't told any of the others this, but the plane i was sent to is.... considered a jail. Some of the most horrible creatures are kept there, and its uninhabitable in the best of days. Escapes can happen, and when they do... well, people fight and people get hurt as we have to put them back in their cages."
His eyes widen. "That's.. awful. I'm so sorry." Caiman's eyes narrowed. "I command a few devils myself. I'll send them to help you! Or I'll come there myself and take care of them!" His tail lashed angrily.
He shakes his head, "You don't need to do that for me." He smiles, "But i appreciate your offer more than i could ever express." He says, ruffling Caiman's hair, "You've grown into an amazing warrior, one i can only hope to be in my own time. I may not be the best fighter, but i have other ways to deal with unruly devils. Course, i've only survived thanks to Glasya not wanting me dead."
*Alright...nearly lost my [1gp] a little bit ago...had to basically rebuild the frame that my parent's mattress and box spring's on...Gonna go blow some stuff up in Minecraft.*
*great stress reliever*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*it is so slow, cause no one else is on do do do do do do doo*
*I'm on,DO do dood dooddo doodod dodo doooooo*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
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King jumps Back. "That... is Very aggressive."
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Caiman blinks. "Oh... so it doesn't get better..."
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"I don't like kids. And I don't like kids that try to prank me." He pulles back the hammer and it makes a clicking sound. "Don't do it again."
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
It hits her shoulder, and she turns her glare to him. "Take this dragon and leave. Teach it NOT TO STEAL!!!!" Her tone is cold, but her eyes are anything but, almost seeming to be made of fire at this point. She releases the wyrmling, grabs a bottle of whiskey off the counter and stalks out of the tavern, leaving a trail of small flames and smoke behind her.
"No, we just got the more violent ones." He looks down at his brother, "I haven't told any of the others this, but the plane i was sent to is.... considered a jail. Some of the most horrible creatures are kept there, and its uninhabitable in the best of days. Escapes can happen, and when they do... well, people fight and people get hurt as we have to put them back in their cages."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*I have to go, bye!*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"it wasn't a Prank! it was a... uh-Gift!" they say, pushing some Originally soon to be used Fire Honey aside.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
"Noooo problem :)))))))" He pockets them instantly. "Now that youre part of the team, you must feel.. 10x more awesome right?" She instantly learned many secrets of ballin, but there is still more to know. "We should murder people for fun sometime to get better at basketball ngl" He says in 100% seriousness.
I LOVE MONKEYS!!!!!! and geometry dash.
tax evasion on discord, thats where i talk to all the ddb people.
His eyes widen. "That's.. awful. I'm so sorry." Caiman's eyes narrowed. "I command a few devils myself. I'll send them to help you! Or I'll come there myself and take care of them!" His tail lashed angrily.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Don't. Do it. Again." He says firmly, 100% OK with shooting him.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Yes! I'd love to!" Maki claps happily. "But only if they're mean, kay?"
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHT. I WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON'T DO IT AGAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN. today." they say, whispering the Last part.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*Bye Cyno!!! I'll miss you, return soon!*
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*Alright...nearly lost my [1gp] a little bit ago...had to basically rebuild the frame that my parent's mattress and box spring's on...Gonna go blow some stuff up in Minecraft.*
"Yeah I'd HATE to kill nice people, dw dw" He grabs her hand and they spiral back into the tavern. "Good stuff, cuh, glad you didn't get get your ankles broken my shaq. He couldv'e crossed you up fr"
I LOVE MONKEYS!!!!!! and geometry dash.
tax evasion on discord, thats where i talk to all the ddb people.
He shakes his head, "You don't need to do that for me." He smiles, "But i appreciate your offer more than i could ever express." He says, ruffling Caiman's hair, "You've grown into an amazing warrior, one i can only hope to be in my own time. I may not be the best fighter, but i have other ways to deal with unruly devils. Course, i've only survived thanks to Glasya not wanting me dead."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*great stress reliever*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*it is so slow, cause no one else is on do do do do do do doo*
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*alright, I've sufficiently cooled back down...*
*I'm on,DO do dood dooddo doodod dodo doooooo*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.