*Ma'am, i get paid in not getting my organs removed while i sleep.*
*Oh you still have to go through that. You put my cappuccino on my desk, except I'm sitting at a piano so now I'm murdering you for putting hot beverages on my piano.*
"Oh you went! Did you manage to get that cage? And I'm afraid I can't, or you'll really be killed. Even I couldn't manage a trip to that place now you've got them on alert. It's probably been erased from all local knowledge by now, as if it never existed."
He looks a bit panicked. "I.. need my armor. Is there any way at all I can get it back? Even if I risk death?"
"Oh, you'd be risking more than death. If you died then you'd return to the Hells to serve once more. The fate that awaits you of you go back is far far worse. Why do you need that armour so badly?"
"It's important to me.." He bites his lip, looking down at his feet. "Please... if there is a way I can get it back.. I have to try. Even if I die and go to god knows where, at least I'll have recovered it and sent it back to the Hells."
"Special armour? I suppose it's linked to why Asherah seemed so keen to learn when I told her I could cast the spell for calming emotions." *Very high Int character so this seems a reasonable leap.*
He seems a bit startled, but nods slowly. "I.. guess. I just need it back. Please. I'll do anything."
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Ma'am, i get paid in not getting my organs removed while i sleep.*
*Oh you still have to go through that. You put my cappuccino on my desk, except I'm sitting at a piano so now I'm murdering you for putting hot beverages on my piano.*
*I specified your desk, cause i knew you were at the piano. You need more practice btw*
*Ma'am, i get paid in not getting my organs removed while i sleep.*
*Oh you still have to go through that. You put my cappuccino on my desk, except I'm sitting at a piano so now I'm murdering you for putting hot beverages on my piano.*
*I specified your desk, cause i knew you were at the piano. You need more practice btw*
*Oi! That's only because all the pieces in learning are new. I have a performance next week and need some new content to play.*
"Oh you went! Did you manage to get that cage? And I'm afraid I can't, or you'll really be killed. Even I couldn't manage a trip to that place now you've got them on alert. It's probably been erased from all local knowledge by now, as if it never existed."
He looks a bit panicked. "I.. need my armor. Is there any way at all I can get it back? Even if I risk death?"
"Oh, you'd be risking more than death. If you died then you'd return to the Hells to serve once more. The fate that awaits you of you go back is far far worse. Why do you need that armour so badly?"
"It's important to me.." He bites his lip, looking down at his feet. "Please... if there is a way I can get it back.. I have to try. Even if I die and go to god knows where, at least I'll have recovered it and sent it back to the Hells."
"Special armour? I suppose it's linked to why Asherah seemed so keen to learn when I told her I could cast the spell for calming emotions." *Very high Int character so this seems a reasonable leap.*
He seems a bit startled, but nods slowly. "I.. guess. I just need it back. Please. I'll do anything."
"No can do. Not gonna risk your life, and I'm definitely not risking mine. Direct confrontation with the Author amounts to suicide - only more permanent."
"Oh you went! Did you manage to get that cage? And I'm afraid I can't, or you'll really be killed. Even I couldn't manage a trip to that place now you've got them on alert. It's probably been erased from all local knowledge by now, as if it never existed."
He looks a bit panicked. "I.. need my armor. Is there any way at all I can get it back? Even if I risk death?"
"Oh, you'd be risking more than death. If you died then you'd return to the Hells to serve once more. The fate that awaits you of you go back is far far worse. Why do you need that armour so badly?"
"It's important to me.." He bites his lip, looking down at his feet. "Please... if there is a way I can get it back.. I have to try. Even if I die and go to god knows where, at least I'll have recovered it and sent it back to the Hells."
"Special armour? I suppose it's linked to why Asherah seemed so keen to learn when I told her I could cast the spell for calming emotions." *Very high Int character so this seems a reasonable leap.*
He seems a bit startled, but nods slowly. "I.. guess. I just need it back. Please. I'll do anything."
"No can do. Not gonna risk your life, and I'm definitely not risking mine. Direct confrontation with the Author amounts to suicide - only more permanent."
"There has to be a way! What does the Author want? And what do you know about them?"
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Ma'am, i get paid in not getting my organs removed while i sleep.*
*Oh you still have to go through that. You put my cappuccino on my desk, except I'm sitting at a piano so now I'm murdering you for putting hot beverages on my piano.*
*I specified your desk, cause i knew you were at the piano. You need more practice btw*
*Oi! That's only because all the pieces in learning are new. I have a performance next week and need some new content to play.*
*Hey cyno, do you want to continue that semi argument between aovin and caiman?*
*Oh yea sure definitely*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"There has to be a way! What does the Author want? And what do you know about them?"
"I really don't know much about him - no one does. Every now and then a village or town goes missing, or a group of prominent adventurers disappear - anywhere in the multiverse. Its fairly low key and sometimes it gets tagged back to a figure known as the Author. Anyone who learns much is never heard of again, except in whispered conversations in the darkest corners of the world. And the whispers are not pleasant listening."
"There has to be a way! What does the Author want? And what do you know about them?"
"I really don't know much about him - no one does. Every now and then a village or town goes missing, or a group of prominent adventurers disappear - anywhere in the multiverse. Its fairly low key and sometimes it gets tagged back to a figure known as the Author. Anyone who learns much is never heard of again, except in whispered conversations in the darkest corners of the world. And the whispers are not pleasant listening."
He takes the letter that he got and slams it on the table. "There has to be a way to track him down. Or a pattern to his attacks. Or something he wants."
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Ma'am, i get paid in not getting my organs removed while i sleep.*
*Oh you still have to go through that. You put my cappuccino on my desk, except I'm sitting at a piano so now I'm murdering you for putting hot beverages on my piano.*
*I specified your desk, cause i knew you were at the piano. You need more practice btw*
*Oi! That's only because all the pieces in learning are new. I have a performance next week and need some new content to play.*
"There has to be a way! What does the Author want? And what do you know about them?"
"I really don't know much about him - no one does. Every now and then a village or town goes missing, or a group of prominent adventurers disappear - anywhere in the multiverse. Its fairly low key and sometimes it gets tagged back to a figure known as the Author. Anyone who learns much is never heard of again, except in whispered conversations in the darkest corners of the world. And the whispers are not pleasant listening."
He takes the letter that he got and slams it on the table. "There has to be a way to track him down. Or a pattern to his attacks. Or something he wants."
"I could try and trace the writer of that letter. But is your armour really worth all this risk? What's so special about it?"
*Ma'am, i get paid in not getting my organs removed while i sleep.*
*Oh you still have to go through that. You put my cappuccino on my desk, except I'm sitting at a piano so now I'm murdering you for putting hot beverages on my piano.*
*I specified your desk, cause i knew you were at the piano. You need more practice btw*
*Oi! That's only because all the pieces in learning are new. I have a performance next week and need some new content to play.*
*Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure*
*Eugh, you have no faith in me.*
*I actually have a lot of faith, i'm just teasing*
*Hey cyno, do you want to continue that semi argument between aovin and caiman?*
*Oh yea sure definitely*
*Do you remember which one of us last posted in it?*
*I'll get my last post, one sec*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"And I don't need you starting a fight every minute!"
He glares but doesn't respond.
Aovin, at this point, has fully let down whatever block he had, "You're constantly getting hurt, and you just don't seem to [gp]ing care! I worry constantly about you!"
"I can handle myself! I don't need people to worry abouf me!"
"Yeah yeah, you're so tough. You constantly tell ari about it." He says,
Caiman just looks down. He seems really bothered by something right now, and he's taking it out in the form of antagonizing everyone.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"There has to be a way! What does the Author want? And what do you know about them?"
"I really don't know much about him - no one does. Every now and then a village or town goes missing, or a group of prominent adventurers disappear - anywhere in the multiverse. Its fairly low key and sometimes it gets tagged back to a figure known as the Author. Anyone who learns much is never heard of again, except in whispered conversations in the darkest corners of the world. And the whispers are not pleasant listening."
He takes the letter that he got and slams it on the table. "There has to be a way to track him down. Or a pattern to his attacks. Or something he wants."
"I could try and trace the writer of that letter. But is your armour really worth all this risk? What's so special about it?"
"It's.. strong. And I worked hard to get it." He frowned. "Please. Please can you trace the letter?" Insight roll.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"And I don't need you starting a fight every minute!"
He glares but doesn't respond.
Aovin, at this point, has fully let down whatever block he had, "You're constantly getting hurt, and you just don't seem to [gp]ing care! I worry constantly about you!"
"I can handle myself! I don't need people to worry abouf me!"
"Yeah yeah, you're so tough. You constantly tell ari about it." He says,
Caiman just looks down. He seems really bothered by something right now, and he's taking it out in the form of antagonizing everyone.
Aovin is quiet for a moment, "I'm sorry, i got mad." He says, looking up at him, "Please, whats wrong?"
*Oh you still have to go through that. You put my cappuccino on my desk, except I'm sitting at a piano so now I'm murdering you for putting hot beverages on my piano.*
Chilling kinda vibe.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*I specified your desk, cause i knew you were at the piano. You need more practice btw*
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*Oi! That's only because all the pieces in learning are new. I have a performance next week and need some new content to play.*
Chilling kinda vibe.
"No can do. Not gonna risk your life, and I'm definitely not risking mine. Direct confrontation with the Author amounts to suicide - only more permanent."
Chilling kinda vibe.
"There has to be a way! What does the Author want? And what do you know about them?"
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure*
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*Hey cyno, do you want to continue that semi argument between aovin and caiman?*
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*Oh yea sure definitely*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"I really don't know much about him - no one does. Every now and then a village or town goes missing, or a group of prominent adventurers disappear - anywhere in the multiverse. Its fairly low key and sometimes it gets tagged back to a figure known as the Author. Anyone who learns much is never heard of again, except in whispered conversations in the darkest corners of the world. And the whispers are not pleasant listening."
Chilling kinda vibe.
He takes the letter that he got and slams it on the table. "There has to be a way to track him down. Or a pattern to his attacks. Or something he wants."
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Do you remember which one of us last posted in it?*
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*Eugh, you have no faith in me.*
Chilling kinda vibe.
"I could try and trace the writer of that letter. But is your armour really worth all this risk? What's so special about it?"
Chilling kinda vibe.
*I actually have a lot of faith, i'm just teasing*
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*I'll get my last post, one sec*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Dw I know.*
Chilling kinda vibe.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"It's.. strong. And I worked hard to get it." He frowned. "Please. Please can you trace the letter?" Insight roll.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Aovin is quiet for a moment, "I'm sorry, i got mad." He says, looking up at him, "Please, whats wrong?"
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND