He tugs at his hair like a madman "Taking care of cats is thing I'd rather not be doing, BUT A CHILD?!?! I never married FOR THAT REASON!"
"Dude, they seem like an okay person, and beside nothing changed from them being a cat." Kinsley sips their pepsi, "I'll drink to never marrying though."
*....this is not my fault, jeff shouldn't have cheated on sharon with that salmon, otherwise there would have been more people to fight off the hunter*
"Who's.... you know what, what do i care."
"Sharon's dead Alaric, males don't usually take care of the cubs, that's why Jeff was there, because they had no one else." Kinsley punches Hunter where the sun don't shine and walks away
*That wasn't my fault.*
Hunter, due to being a robot, doesn't feel anything. He proceeds to chuck a very small bear pelt at kinsley before continueing
*Hunter just threw the skin of Kinsley's dead friend's child at them...*
"OH GOD! YOU JUST THREW THE SKIN OF MY FRIEND'S KID AT ME!"
*Robots don't understand families tyes.*
"FREE SAMPLE!" Hunter yells back,
*Ok kinsley, listen carefully. He knows where jake lives. Thats his next target.*
He tugs at his hair like a madman "Taking care of cats is thing I'd rather not be doing, BUT A CHILD?!?! I never married FOR THAT REASON!"
"Dude, they seem like an okay person, and beside nothing changed from them being a cat." Kinsley sips their pepsi, "I'll drink to never marrying though."
He just glares at Kinsley.
*Why do I imagine Kinsley as a sober Jack Sparrow played by Toby McGuire?*
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Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
*....this is not my fault, jeff shouldn't have cheated on sharon with that salmon, otherwise there would have been more people to fight off the hunter*
"Who's.... you know what, what do i care."
"Sharon's dead Alaric, males don't usually take care of the cubs, that's why Jeff was there, because they had no one else." Kinsley punches Hunter where the sun don't shine and walks away
*That wasn't my fault.*
Hunter, due to being a robot, doesn't feel anything. He proceeds to chuck a very small bear pelt at kinsley before continueing
*Hunter just threw the skin of Kinsley's dead friend's child at them...*
"OH GOD! YOU JUST THREW THE SKIN OF MY FRIEND'S KID AT ME!"
*Robots don't understand families tyes.*
"FREE SAMPLE!" Hunter yells back,
*Ok kinsley, listen carefully. He knows where jake lives. Thats his next target.*
"JAKE! NO! GOTTA WARN JAKE!" Kinsley takes the time to bury the pelt before dashing into the forest to Warn Jake, the person who takes care of the guild's children and runs a school.
Terlyn approaches the bartender nervously, quickly takes the money for a room and a drink from a pocket, mostly in silvers and coppers, and rushes upstairs.
Q'ilbrith watches her curiously
"An enigma that one." Krathian says to him.
"You know it, I know it, but I don't know that she knows it. I think she's just being naturally defensive Krathian."
"Still, we should be wary,"
"Krathian ... you certainly can't think she could have anything to do with The Awakening?"
"Maybe ... I'm not sure yet. The catalyst hasn't shown itself yet, and I can't see with certainty beyond that."
"I find it hard to believe this mouse of a girl would be the catalyst."
"We shall see, but you and I both know that we can't take any risks."
"...very well. I shall keep an eye on her."
*COUGH cough NOTSOSUBTLECOUGH possible upcoming plot hint above*
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Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
He tugs at his hair like a madman "Taking care of cats is thing I'd rather not be doing, BUT A CHILD?!?! I never married FOR THAT REASON!"
"Dude, they seem like an okay person, and beside nothing changed from them being a cat." Kinsley sips their pepsi, "I'll drink to never marrying though."
He just glares at Kinsley.
*Why do I imagine Kinsley as a sober Jack Sparrow played by Toby McGuire?*
*....this is not my fault, jeff shouldn't have cheated on sharon with that salmon, otherwise there would have been more people to fight off the hunter*
"Who's.... you know what, what do i care."
"Sharon's dead Alaric, males don't usually take care of the cubs, that's why Jeff was there, because they had no one else." Kinsley punches Hunter where the sun don't shine and walks away
*That wasn't my fault.*
Hunter, due to being a robot, doesn't feel anything. He proceeds to chuck a very small bear pelt at kinsley before continueing
*Hunter just threw the skin of Kinsley's dead friend's child at them...*
"OH GOD! YOU JUST THREW THE SKIN OF MY FRIEND'S KID AT ME!"
*Robots don't understand families tyes.*
"FREE SAMPLE!" Hunter yells back,
*Ok kinsley, listen carefully. He knows where jake lives. Thats his next target.*
"JAKE! NO! GOTTA WARN JAKE!" Kinsley takes the time to bury the pelt before dashing into the forest to Warn Jake, the person who takes care of the guild's children and runs a school.
As he's halfway through the forest, he hears a snap.
He tugs at his hair like a madman "Taking care of cats is thing I'd rather not be doing, BUT A CHILD?!?! I never married FOR THAT REASON!"
"Dude, they seem like an okay person, and beside nothing changed from them being a cat." Kinsley sips their pepsi, "I'll drink to never marrying though."
He just glares at Kinsley.
*Why do I imagine Kinsley as a sober Jack Sparrow played by Toby McGuire?*
*Well, that's a new one. :] *
"What? They're still the same cat, just, human."
"YOU NEVER HAVE TO INTERACT ON A PERSONAL LEVEL WITH A CAT, KINSLEY! You just feed them and pet them and they're happy, unless they want to be just left alone. Unless you're me that is - they always want to be around me - which is annoying enough. But seas and skies Kinsley, A DAUGHER?!?! That's a whole different story. Darn people have to have feelings and such."
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Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
He tugs at his hair like a madman "Taking care of cats is thing I'd rather not be doing, BUT A CHILD?!?! I never married FOR THAT REASON!"
"Dude, they seem like an okay person, and beside nothing changed from them being a cat." Kinsley sips their pepsi, "I'll drink to never marrying though."
He just glares at Kinsley.
*Why do I imagine Kinsley as a sober Jack Sparrow played by Toby McGuire?*
*Well, that's a new one. :] *
"What? They're still the same cat, just, human."
"YOU NEVER HAVE TO INTERACT ON A PERSONAL LEVEL WITH A CAT, KINSLEY! You just feed them and pet them and they're happy, unless they want to be just left alone. Unless you're me that is - they always want to be around me - which is annoying enough. But seas and skies Kinsley, A DAUGHER?!?! That's a whole different story. Darn people have to have feelings and such."
"So, treat them like a human not a cat. It's not that hard." Offers a mead, "Besides, again, she's probably still just like a cat."
He tugs at his hair like a madman "Taking care of cats is thing I'd rather not be doing, BUT A CHILD?!?! I never married FOR THAT REASON!"
"Dude, they seem like an okay person, and beside nothing changed from them being a cat." Kinsley sips their pepsi, "I'll drink to never marrying though."
He just glares at Kinsley.
*Why do I imagine Kinsley as a sober Jack Sparrow played by Toby McGuire?*
*Well, that's a new one. :] *
"What? They're still the same cat, just, human."
"YOU NEVER HAVE TO INTERACT ON A PERSONAL LEVEL WITH A CAT, KINSLEY! You just feed them and pet them and they're happy, unless they want to be just left alone. Unless you're me that is - they always want to be around me - which is annoying enough. But seas and skies Kinsley, A DAUGHER?!?! That's a whole different story. Darn people have to have feelings and such.
"So, treat them like a human not a cat. It's not that hard." Offers a mead, "Besides, again, she's probably still just like a cat."
"Yeah right Kinsley, she has the body and mind of a human now and she's going to act just like a cat." says Perdo dryly.
Over his shoulder Kinsley can see the girl absentmindedly licking the backs of her hands and rubbing behind her ears with them
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Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
He tugs at his hair like a madman "Taking care of cats is thing I'd rather not be doing, BUT A CHILD?!?! I never married FOR THAT REASON!"
"Dude, they seem like an okay person, and beside nothing changed from them being a cat." Kinsley sips their pepsi, "I'll drink to never marrying though."
He just glares at Kinsley.
*Why do I imagine Kinsley as a sober Jack Sparrow played by Toby McGuire?*
*Well, that's a new one. :] *
"What? They're still the same cat, just, human."
"YOU NEVER HAVE TO INTERACT ON A PERSONAL LEVEL WITH A CAT, KINSLEY! You just feed them and pet them and they're happy, unless they want to be just left alone. Unless you're me that is - they always want to be around me - which is annoying enough. But seas and skies Kinsley, A DAUGHER?!?! That's a whole different story. Darn people have to have feelings and such.
"So, treat them like a human not a cat. It's not that hard." Offers a mead, "Besides, again, she's probably still just like a cat."
"Yeah right Kinsley, she has the body and mind of a human now and she's going to act just like a cat." says Perdo dryly.
Over his shoulder Kinsley can see the girl absentmindedly licking the backs of her hands and rubbing behind her ears with them
"Sir, I think you got it handled. Seriously though, you might need to teach them how to be human."
As he's halfway through the forest, he hears a snap.
*Make a dex save kinsley!*
*...*
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Kinsley is able to dodge out of the way as a bear trap snaps shut where he was standing
"No... JAKE! JAKE IF YOU CAN HEAR ME YELL OUT!"
SIlence. Now that kinsley knows about the traps, he ccan see more bear traps strewn about the forest, some hidden, others freshly placed
"Ahhhhhh...." Kinsley turns into their demigod form and controls a circle of daggers upon her back to set off as many traps as possible, "JAKE! SERIOUSLY!"
He tugs at his hair like a madman "Taking care of cats is thing I'd rather not be doing, BUT A CHILD?!?! I never married FOR THAT REASON!"
"Dude, they seem like an okay person, and beside nothing changed from them being a cat." Kinsley sips their pepsi, "I'll drink to never marrying though."
He just glares at Kinsley.
*Why do I imagine Kinsley as a sober Jack Sparrow played by Toby McGuire?*
*Well, that's a new one. :] *
"What? They're still the same cat, just, human."
"YOU NEVER HAVE TO INTERACT ON A PERSONAL LEVEL WITH A CAT, KINSLEY! You just feed them and pet them and they're happy, unless they want to be just left alone. Unless you're me that is - they always want to be around me - which is annoying enough. But seas and skies Kinsley, A DAUGHER?!?! That's a whole different story. Darn people have to have feelings and such.
"So, treat them like a human not a cat. It's not that hard." Offers a mead, "Besides, again, she's probably still just like a cat."
"Yeah right Kinsley, she has the body and mind of a human now and she's going to act just like a cat." says Perdo dryly.
Over his shoulder Kinsley can see the girl absentmindedly licking the backs of her hands and rubbing behind her ears with them
"Sir, I think you got it handled. Seriously though, you might need to teach them how to be human."
"Yeah right, like they're going to be that much like a ca-" he stops as he turns around mid-sentence. He turns back to Kinsley,
"Maybe you're right." He looks at his hands for a moment. "Fine, I'll take care of her. But Kinsley - if I get in over my head - I'm calling you and the guild." He sits back in his chair. "She'll be your responsibility then."
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Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
He tugs at his hair like a madman "Taking care of cats is thing I'd rather not be doing, BUT A CHILD?!?! I never married FOR THAT REASON!"
"Dude, they seem like an okay person, and beside nothing changed from them being a cat." Kinsley sips their pepsi, "I'll drink to never marrying though."
He just glares at Kinsley.
*Why do I imagine Kinsley as a sober Jack Sparrow played by Toby McGuire?*
*Well, that's a new one. :] *
"What? They're still the same cat, just, human."
"YOU NEVER HAVE TO INTERACT ON A PERSONAL LEVEL WITH A CAT, KINSLEY! You just feed them and pet them and they're happy, unless they want to be just left alone. Unless you're me that is - they always want to be around me - which is annoying enough. But seas and skies Kinsley, A DAUGHER?!?! That's a whole different story. Darn people have to have feelings and such.
"So, treat them like a human not a cat. It's not that hard." Offers a mead, "Besides, again, she's probably still just like a cat."
"Yeah right Kinsley, she has the body and mind of a human now and she's going to act just like a cat." says Perdo dryly.
Over his shoulder Kinsley can see the girl absentmindedly licking the backs of her hands and rubbing behind her ears with them
"Sir, I think you got it handled. Seriously though, you might need to teach them how to be human."
"Yeah right, like they're going to be that much like a ca-" he stops as he turns around mid-sentence. He turns back to Kinsley,
"Maybe you're right." He looks at his hands for a moment. "Fine, I'll take care of her. But Kinsley - if I get in over my head - I'm calling you and the guild." He sits back in his chair. "She'll be your responsibility then."
"Well, now you know. Cheers." they say while being shaken, "Drinks on me? Who's the mother?"
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He tugs at his hair like a madman "Taking care of cats is thing I'd rather not be doing, BUT A CHILD?!?! I never married FOR THAT REASON!"
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
"Dude, they seem like an okay person, and beside nothing changed from them being a cat." Kinsley sips their pepsi, "I'll drink to never marrying though."
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*Robots don't understand families tyes.*
"FREE SAMPLE!" Hunter yells back,
*Ok kinsley, listen carefully. He knows where jake lives. Thats his next target.*
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
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He just glares at Kinsley.
*Why do I imagine Kinsley as a sober Jack Sparrow played by Toby McGuire?*
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
"JAKE! NO! GOTTA WARN JAKE!" Kinsley takes the time to bury the pelt before dashing into the forest to Warn Jake, the person who takes care of the guild's children and runs a school.
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o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
*COUGH cough NOTSOSUBTLECOUGH possible upcoming plot hint above*
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
*Well, that's a new one. :] *
"What? They're still the same cat, just, human."
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As he's halfway through the forest, he hears a snap.
*Make a dex save kinsley!*
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*...*
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"YOU NEVER HAVE TO INTERACT ON A PERSONAL LEVEL WITH A CAT, KINSLEY! You just feed them and pet them and they're happy, unless they want to be just left alone. Unless you're me that is - they always want to be around me - which is annoying enough. But seas and skies Kinsley, A DAUGHER?!?! That's a whole different story. Darn people have to have feelings and such."
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
Kinsley is able to dodge out of the way as a bear trap snaps shut where he was standing
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"So, treat them like a human not a cat. It's not that hard." Offers a mead, "Besides, again, she's probably still just like a cat."
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"No... JAKE! JAKE IF YOU CAN HEAR ME YELL OUT!"
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"Yeah right Kinsley, she has the body and mind of a human now and she's going to act just like a cat." says Perdo dryly.
Over his shoulder Kinsley can see the girl absentmindedly licking the backs of her hands and rubbing behind her ears with them
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
"Sir, I think you got it handled. Seriously though, you might need to teach them how to be human."
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SIlence. Now that kinsley knows about the traps, he ccan see more bear traps strewn about the forest, some hidden, others freshly placed
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"Ahhhhhh...." Kinsley turns into their demigod form and controls a circle of daggers upon her back to set off as many traps as possible, "JAKE! SERIOUSLY!"
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"Yeah right, like they're going to be that much like a ca-" he stops as he turns around mid-sentence. He turns back to Kinsley,
"Maybe you're right." He looks at his hands for a moment. "Fine, I'll take care of her. But Kinsley - if I get in over my head - I'm calling you and the guild." He sits back in his chair. "She'll be your responsibility then."
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
"Sure. Jean-Rose can help her."
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