He tugs at his hair like a madman "Taking care of cats is thing I'd rather not be doing, BUT A CHILD?!?! I never married FOR THAT REASON!"
"Dude, they seem like an okay person, and beside nothing changed from them being a cat." Kinsley sips their pepsi, "I'll drink to never marrying though."
He just glares at Kinsley.
*Why do I imagine Kinsley as a sober Jack Sparrow played by Toby McGuire?*
*Well, that's a new one. :] *
"What? They're still the same cat, just, human."
"YOU NEVER HAVE TO INTERACT ON A PERSONAL LEVEL WITH A CAT, KINSLEY! You just feed them and pet them and they're happy, unless they want to be just left alone. Unless you're me that is - they always want to be around me - which is annoying enough. But seas and skies Kinsley, A DAUGHER?!?! That's a whole different story. Darn people have to have feelings and such.
"So, treat them like a human not a cat. It's not that hard." Offers a mead, "Besides, again, she's probably still just like a cat."
"Yeah right Kinsley, she has the body and mind of a human now and she's going to act just like a cat." says Perdo dryly.
Over his shoulder Kinsley can see the girl absentmindedly licking the backs of her hands and rubbing behind her ears with them
"Sir, I think you got it handled. Seriously though, you might need to teach them how to be human."
"Yeah right, like they're going to be that much like a ca-" he stops as he turns around mid-sentence. He turns back to Kinsley,
"Maybe you're right." He looks at his hands for a moment. "Fine, I'll take care of her. But Kinsley - if I get in over my head - I'm calling you and the guild." He sits back in his chair. "She'll be your responsibility then."
"Sure. Jean-Rose can help her."
"Jean-Rose, who's that?"
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He tugs at his hair like a madman "Taking care of cats is thing I'd rather not be doing, BUT A CHILD?!?! I never married FOR THAT REASON!"
"Dude, they seem like an okay person, and beside nothing changed from them being a cat." Kinsley sips their pepsi, "I'll drink to never marrying though."
He just glares at Kinsley.
*Why do I imagine Kinsley as a sober Jack Sparrow played by Toby McGuire?*
*Well, that's a new one. :] *
"What? They're still the same cat, just, human."
"YOU NEVER HAVE TO INTERACT ON A PERSONAL LEVEL WITH A CAT, KINSLEY! You just feed them and pet them and they're happy, unless they want to be just left alone. Unless you're me that is - they always want to be around me - which is annoying enough. But seas and skies Kinsley, A DAUGHER?!?! That's a whole different story. Darn people have to have feelings and such.
"So, treat them like a human not a cat. It's not that hard." Offers a mead, "Besides, again, she's probably still just like a cat."
"Yeah right Kinsley, she has the body and mind of a human now and she's going to act just like a cat." says Perdo dryly.
Over his shoulder Kinsley can see the girl absentmindedly licking the backs of her hands and rubbing behind her ears with them
"Sir, I think you got it handled. Seriously though, you might need to teach them how to be human."
"Yeah right, like they're going to be that much like a ca-" he stops as he turns around mid-sentence. He turns back to Kinsley,
"Maybe you're right." He looks at his hands for a moment. "Fine, I'll take care of her. But Kinsley - if I get in over my head - I'm calling you and the guild." He sits back in his chair. "She'll be your responsibility then."
"Sure. Jean-Rose can help her."
"Jean-Rose, who's that?"
"Basically same as your daughter, only older. And wiser. And..." Looks at the kitten human, "More assimilated to humanity."
He tugs at his hair like a madman "Taking care of cats is thing I'd rather not be doing, BUT A CHILD?!?! I never married FOR THAT REASON!"
"Dude, they seem like an okay person, and beside nothing changed from them being a cat." Kinsley sips their pepsi, "I'll drink to never marrying though."
He just glares at Kinsley.
*Why do I imagine Kinsley as a sober Jack Sparrow played by Toby McGuire?*
*Well, that's a new one. :] *
"What? They're still the same cat, just, human."
"YOU NEVER HAVE TO INTERACT ON A PERSONAL LEVEL WITH A CAT, KINSLEY! You just feed them and pet them and they're happy, unless they want to be just left alone. Unless you're me that is - they always want to be around me - which is annoying enough. But seas and skies Kinsley, A DAUGHER?!?! That's a whole different story. Darn people have to have feelings and such.
"So, treat them like a human not a cat. It's not that hard." Offers a mead, "Besides, again, she's probably still just like a cat."
"Yeah right Kinsley, she has the body and mind of a human now and she's going to act just like a cat." says Perdo dryly.
Over his shoulder Kinsley can see the girl absentmindedly licking the backs of her hands and rubbing behind her ears with them
"Sir, I think you got it handled. Seriously though, you might need to teach them how to be human."
"Yeah right, like they're going to be that much like a ca-" he stops as he turns around mid-sentence. He turns back to Kinsley,
"Maybe you're right." He looks at his hands for a moment. "Fine, I'll take care of her. But Kinsley - if I get in over my head - I'm calling you and the guild." He sits back in his chair. "She'll be your responsibility then."
"Sure. Jean-Rose can help her."
"Jean-Rose, who's that?"
"Basically same as your daughter, only older. And wiser. And..." Looks at the kitten human, "More assimilated to humanity."
"Ok," Perdo relaxes a bit, but then looks Kinsley dead in the eye and points at him, "But she's not my daughter, she's my ... ah ... assistant."
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Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
Kinsley hears some shuffling, before someone talks, "K-kinsley?"
"JAKE?!"
Jake peeks out of a hole, "Oh god, i thought you were someone else."
"Jake, I'm so glad you're alive. Be careful, gather our friends, tell them to retreat to the guild plane. There's a hunter, and he already killed some of our own."
Kinsley hears some shuffling, before someone talks, "K-kinsley?"
"JAKE?!"
Jake peeks out of a hole, "Oh god, i thought you were someone else."
"Jake, I'm so glad you're alive. Be careful, gather our friends, tell them to retreat to the guild plane. There's a hunter, and he already killed some of our own."
"I saw it. They fired a gun at me. A gun!" Jake stops, "What do you mean they already killed someone?"
"Ok," Perdo relaxes a bit, but then looks Kinsley dead in the eye and points at him, "But she's not my daughter, she's my ... ah ... assistant."
"Daughter, accept it."
"You mean, a cat decided to follow me around, you decided to give said cat the ability to turn human, and somehow that means she's my daughter?"
"Yes! Oh my goodness, does that mean I'm like her god parent?"
He looks at Kinsley for a minute, a look of confused wonder on his face, before saying, "Yes, Kinsley, that means if I die of frustration, she's all yours."
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Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
Kinsley hears some shuffling, before someone talks, "K-kinsley?"
"JAKE?!"
Jake peeks out of a hole, "Oh god, i thought you were someone else."
"Jake, I'm so glad you're alive. Be careful, gather our friends, tell them to retreat to the guild plane. There's a hunter, and he already killed some of our own."
"I saw it. They fired a gun at me. A gun!" Jake stops, "What do you mean they already killed someone?"
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"Ok," Perdo relaxes a bit, but then looks Kinsley dead in the eye and points at him, "But she's not my daughter, she's my ... ah ... assistant."
"Daughter, accept it."
"You mean, a cat decided to follow me around, you decided to give said cat the ability to turn human, and somehow that means she's my daughter?"
"Yes! Oh my goodness, does that mean I'm like her god parent?"
He looks at Kinsley for a minute, a look of confused wonder on his face, before saying, "Yes, Kinsley, that means if I die of frustration, she's all yours."
"Oh god, responsibilities..." Kinsley fakes fear, "But I already got a kid so I think I can handle that."
Kinsley hears some shuffling, before someone talks, "K-kinsley?"
"JAKE?!"
Jake peeks out of a hole, "Oh god, i thought you were someone else."
"Jake, I'm so glad you're alive. Be careful, gather our friends, tell them to retreat to the guild plane. There's a hunter, and he already killed some of our own."
"I saw it. They fired a gun at me. A gun!" Jake stops, "What do you mean they already killed someone?"
'He, he got Jeff... And his kids..."
"Oh..... oh my god." Jake covers his mouth, "It even killed the children?"
They snap around the daggers, echoing through the quiet forest
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"Jean-Rose, who's that?"
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I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
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"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
"I swear to god, if you're dead Jake, I am killing that Hunter fellow." Shifts back to human form
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"Basically same as your daughter, only older. And wiser. And..." Looks at the kitten human, "More assimilated to humanity."
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Kinsley hears some shuffling, before someone talks, "K-kinsley?"
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"Ok," Perdo relaxes a bit, but then looks Kinsley dead in the eye and points at him, "But she's not my daughter, she's my ... ah ... assistant."
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
"JAKE?!"
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"Daughter, accept it."
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Jake peeks out of a hole, "Oh god, i thought you were someone else."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"You mean, a cat decided to follow me around, you decided to give said cat the ability to turn human, and somehow that means she's my daughter?"
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
"Jake, I'm so glad you're alive. Be careful, gather our friends, tell them to retreat to the guild plane. There's a hunter, and he already killed some of our own."
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( u u)
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"Yes! Oh my goodness, does that mean I'm like her god parent?"
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"I saw it. They fired a gun at me. A gun!" Jake stops, "What do you mean they already killed someone?"
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
He looks at Kinsley for a minute, a look of confused wonder on his face, before saying, "Yes, Kinsley, that means if I die of frustration, she's all yours."
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
'He, he got Jeff... And his kids..."
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( u u)
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*Hello!*
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
"Oh god, responsibilities..." Kinsley fakes fear, "But I already got a kid so I think I can handle that."
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*Hi hi!*
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"Oh..... oh my god." Jake covers his mouth, "It even killed the children?"
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*Yo TTB!*
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"