"Woah...That sounds like something my mom would've told me." Riley is kinda wide eyed. "You have horrible experience? You sound like a love expert or something."
"I guess I have horrible taste in people. My ex girlfriend stabbed me psychologically and my ex boyfriend tended to stab me physically, which my therapist said was a sign of a toxic relationship."
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"How do you kill a lord without all that?" Azazel asks, "Cause i'm not to sure if thats something i would've been able to do."
Atemos extends a hand. "I can always help if you want. You're pretty strong, and I wouldn't mind lending some resources. I just need assurance that you won't attack me or turn against me at any point, since I would be assisting in making you stronger."
Azazel hesitates for a moment, then nods, shaking his hand, "I just want to protect the people i care about, and theres only 1 person i have a grudge against here."
"Really?" Atemos tilted his head. "Who? And you don't need to be a demon lord to protect people, but it does help sometimes."
"You know spawn right? his boss is a jerk, and i'd like to have a talk with him. Equal footing, ya know?"
"Hm, who's his boss? I can try to join you."
"No. None of you are talking to him or you'll ruin everything I have planned." Spawn interjects.
"Try and stop me and i'll treat you like adder but worse." Azazel threatens
"How do you kill a lord without all that?" Azazel asks, "Cause i'm not to sure if thats something i would've been able to do."
Atemos extends a hand. "I can always help if you want. You're pretty strong, and I wouldn't mind lending some resources. I just need assurance that you won't attack me or turn against me at any point, since I would be assisting in making you stronger."
Azazel hesitates for a moment, then nods, shaking his hand, "I just want to protect the people i care about, and theres only 1 person i have a grudge against here."
"Really?" Atemos tilted his head. "Who? And you don't need to be a demon lord to protect people, but it does help sometimes."
"You know spawn right? his boss is a jerk, and i'd like to have a talk with him. Equal footing, ya know?"
"Hm, who's his boss? I can try to join you."
"I don't think they'd allow you,"
Atemos took a swig. "Why not?"
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"How do you kill a lord without all that?" Azazel asks, "Cause i'm not to sure if thats something i would've been able to do."
Atemos extends a hand. "I can always help if you want. You're pretty strong, and I wouldn't mind lending some resources. I just need assurance that you won't attack me or turn against me at any point, since I would be assisting in making you stronger."
zya walks up
"and I can help you more, for the same conditions."
"Aren't you a goblin? What exactly can you help me with?" Azazel asks, "But if you can help, then that would be helpful."
"Uhh... no, I am a timeless eladrin/eldritch horror/amazingly powerful mage. Not a goblin."
"Ya look like one i think?"
*Whats zya's description again?*
An eladrin wearing wizards robes, I forgot where I put the full description.
"How do you kill a lord without all that?" Azazel asks, "Cause i'm not to sure if thats something i would've been able to do."
Atemos extends a hand. "I can always help if you want. You're pretty strong, and I wouldn't mind lending some resources. I just need assurance that you won't attack me or turn against me at any point, since I would be assisting in making you stronger."
Azazel hesitates for a moment, then nods, shaking his hand, "I just want to protect the people i care about, and theres only 1 person i have a grudge against here."
"Really?" Atemos tilted his head. "Who? And you don't need to be a demon lord to protect people, but it does help sometimes."
"You know spawn right? his boss is a jerk, and i'd like to have a talk with him. Equal footing, ya know?"
"Hm, who's his boss? I can try to join you."
"No. None of you are talking to him or you'll ruin everything I have planned." Spawn interjects.
"Try and stop me and i'll treat you like adder but worse." Azazel threatens
"Then I'll file a restraining order, pervert."
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
A teenage girl enters the Tavern. She's garbed in some jeans with cowboy boots with spurs and such, along with aviators, a Yankees cap, and a grey hoodie. She's got long blond hair in a pony tail and wears a simple chain necklace with a golden ring handing from it. In a holster on her right thigh is a glossy revolver along with a shotgun slung over her back.
"Howdy, y'all."
Kai looks over, seemingly interested in the newcomer, "Hello there."
"General Kenobi!" Riley mimics.
Kai smiles, "You are a bold one,"
"Indeed, I am. Say, what do you do around here?"
"Me? Well, i'm a gunsmith of sorts, though you seem to have more advanced stuff than what i have."
"Woah...That sounds like something my mom would've told me." Riley is kinda wide eyed. "You have horrible experience? You sound like a love expert or something."
"I guess I have horrible taste in people. My ex girlfriend stabbed me psychologically and my ex boyfriend tended to stab me physically, which my therapist said was a sign of a toxic relationship."
"Yeah, that sounds like a toxic relationship to me." Riley nods in agreement. "So...you're single right?"
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
"How do you kill a lord without all that?" Azazel asks, "Cause i'm not to sure if thats something i would've been able to do."
Atemos extends a hand. "I can always help if you want. You're pretty strong, and I wouldn't mind lending some resources. I just need assurance that you won't attack me or turn against me at any point, since I would be assisting in making you stronger."
zya walks up
"and I can help you more, for the same conditions."
"Aren't you a goblin? What exactly can you help me with?" Azazel asks, "But if you can help, then that would be helpful."
"Uhh... no, I am a timeless eladrin/eldritch horror/amazingly powerful mage. Not a goblin."
"Ya look like one i think?"
*Whats zya's description again?*
An eladrin wearing wizards robes, I forgot where I put the full description.
"Uhh.... no."
"Hm... might be the ears, no offense."
"Have... have you ever seen a goblin before? ever?"
"How do you kill a lord without all that?" Azazel asks, "Cause i'm not to sure if thats something i would've been able to do."
Atemos extends a hand. "I can always help if you want. You're pretty strong, and I wouldn't mind lending some resources. I just need assurance that you won't attack me or turn against me at any point, since I would be assisting in making you stronger."
zya walks up
"and I can help you more, for the same conditions."
Atemos raised an eyebrow. "You're not even a demon lord."
"I have a considerable amount of power and influence, especially since the demons have been getting an advantage in the blood war recently. Some infighting would be good."
"And why do you want to help Azazel?"
"Because it would cause infighting, of course."
"That's not guaranteed. Infighting can start in other ways, and having a new lord use his army to cause infighting would be a horrible idea for him."
"But becoming the lord... that always causes some chaos. "
Atemos flicks him again.
"Why do you think I helped Kinsley?"
"I helped Kinsley. You couldn't have done it on your own."
"Neither could you. I found the layer, and did the logistics."
Atemos bonks him on the head.
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"How do you kill a lord without all that?" Azazel asks, "Cause i'm not to sure if thats something i would've been able to do."
Atemos extends a hand. "I can always help if you want. You're pretty strong, and I wouldn't mind lending some resources. I just need assurance that you won't attack me or turn against me at any point, since I would be assisting in making you stronger."
Azazel hesitates for a moment, then nods, shaking his hand, "I just want to protect the people i care about, and theres only 1 person i have a grudge against here."
"Really?" Atemos tilted his head. "Who? And you don't need to be a demon lord to protect people, but it does help sometimes."
"You know spawn right? his boss is a jerk, and i'd like to have a talk with him. Equal footing, ya know?"
"Hm, who's his boss? I can try to join you."
"No. None of you are talking to him or you'll ruin everything I have planned." Spawn interjects.
"Try and stop me and i'll treat you like adder but worse." Azazel threatens
"Then I'll file a restraining order, pervert."
"Means you have to stay away to. Have fun with that man. And i didn't mean it like that, get your head out of the gutter!"
A teenage girl enters the Tavern. She's garbed in some jeans with cowboy boots with spurs and such, along with aviators, a Yankees cap, and a grey hoodie. She's got long blond hair in a pony tail and wears a simple chain necklace with a golden ring handing from it. In a holster on her right thigh is a glossy revolver along with a shotgun slung over her back.
"Howdy, y'all."
Kai looks over, seemingly interested in the newcomer, "Hello there."
"General Kenobi!" Riley mimics.
Kai smiles, "You are a bold one,"
"Indeed, I am. Say, what do you do around here?"
"Me? Well, i'm a gunsmith of sorts, though you seem to have more advanced stuff than what i have."
"Sounds cool! What do you make?"
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
"How do you kill a lord without all that?" Azazel asks, "Cause i'm not to sure if thats something i would've been able to do."
Atemos extends a hand. "I can always help if you want. You're pretty strong, and I wouldn't mind lending some resources. I just need assurance that you won't attack me or turn against me at any point, since I would be assisting in making you stronger."
zya walks up
"and I can help you more, for the same conditions."
Atemos raised an eyebrow. "You're not even a demon lord."
"I have a considerable amount of power and influence, especially since the demons have been getting an advantage in the blood war recently. Some infighting would be good."
"And why do you want to help Azazel?"
"Because it would cause infighting, of course."
"That's not guaranteed. Infighting can start in other ways, and having a new lord use his army to cause infighting would be a horrible idea for him."
"But becoming the lord... that always causes some chaos. "
Atemos flicks him again.
"Why do you think I helped Kinsley?"
"I helped Kinsley. You couldn't have done it on your own."
"Neither could you. I found the layer, and did the logistics."
"Woah...That sounds like something my mom would've told me." Riley is kinda wide eyed. "You have horrible experience? You sound like a love expert or something."
"I guess I have horrible taste in people. My ex girlfriend stabbed me psychologically and my ex boyfriend tended to stab me physically, which my therapist said was a sign of a toxic relationship."
"Yeah, that sounds like a toxic relationship to me." Riley nods in agreement. "So...you're single right?"
"I- what?!" Atemos falls over, and then disappears. There's a loud thump sound from upstairs.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"How do you kill a lord without all that?" Azazel asks, "Cause i'm not to sure if thats something i would've been able to do."
Atemos extends a hand. "I can always help if you want. You're pretty strong, and I wouldn't mind lending some resources. I just need assurance that you won't attack me or turn against me at any point, since I would be assisting in making you stronger."
zya walks up
"and I can help you more, for the same conditions."
"Aren't you a goblin? What exactly can you help me with?" Azazel asks, "But if you can help, then that would be helpful."
"Uhh... no, I am a timeless eladrin/eldritch horror/amazingly powerful mage. Not a goblin."
"Ya look like one i think?"
*Whats zya's description again?*
An eladrin wearing wizards robes, I forgot where I put the full description.
"Uhh.... no."
"Hm... might be the ears, no offense."
"Have... have you ever seen a goblin before? ever?"
"I didn't know magic existed until like a few months ago."
"How do you kill a lord without all that?" Azazel asks, "Cause i'm not to sure if thats something i would've been able to do."
Atemos extends a hand. "I can always help if you want. You're pretty strong, and I wouldn't mind lending some resources. I just need assurance that you won't attack me or turn against me at any point, since I would be assisting in making you stronger."
Azazel hesitates for a moment, then nods, shaking his hand, "I just want to protect the people i care about, and theres only 1 person i have a grudge against here."
"Really?" Atemos tilted his head. "Who? And you don't need to be a demon lord to protect people, but it does help sometimes."
"You know spawn right? his boss is a jerk, and i'd like to have a talk with him. Equal footing, ya know?"
"Hm, who's his boss? I can try to join you."
"No. None of you are talking to him or you'll ruin everything I have planned." Spawn interjects.
"Try and stop me and i'll treat you like adder but worse." Azazel threatens
"Then I'll file a restraining order, pervert."
"Means you have to stay away to. Have fun with that man. And i didn't mean it like that, get your head out of the gutter!"
"I am very okay with staying away from the likes of you."
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
"Woah...That sounds like something my mom would've told me." Riley is kinda wide eyed. "You have horrible experience? You sound like a love expert or something."
"I guess I have horrible taste in people. My ex girlfriend stabbed me psychologically and my ex boyfriend tended to stab me physically, which my therapist said was a sign of a toxic relationship."
"Yeah, that sounds like a toxic relationship to me." Riley nods in agreement. "So...you're single right?"
"I- what?!" Atemos falls over, and then disappears. There's a loud thump sound from upstairs.
"How do you kill a lord without all that?" Azazel asks, "Cause i'm not to sure if thats something i would've been able to do."
Atemos extends a hand. "I can always help if you want. You're pretty strong, and I wouldn't mind lending some resources. I just need assurance that you won't attack me or turn against me at any point, since I would be assisting in making you stronger."
zya walks up
"and I can help you more, for the same conditions."
"Aren't you a goblin? What exactly can you help me with?" Azazel asks, "But if you can help, then that would be helpful."
"Uhh... no, I am a timeless eladrin/eldritch horror/amazingly powerful mage. Not a goblin."
"Ya look like one i think?"
*Whats zya's description again?*
An eladrin wearing wizards robes, I forgot where I put the full description.
"Uhh.... no."
"Hm... might be the ears, no offense."
"Have... have you ever seen a goblin before? ever?"
"Yea, I'm lookin at one right now."
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"Woah...That sounds like something my mom would've told me." Riley is kinda wide eyed. "You have horrible experience? You sound like a love expert or something."
"I guess I have horrible taste in people. My ex girlfriend stabbed me psychologically and my ex boyfriend tended to stab me physically, which my therapist said was a sign of a toxic relationship."
"Yeah, that sounds like a toxic relationship to me." Riley nods in agreement. "So...you're single right?"
"I- what?!" Atemos falls over, and then disappears. There's a loud thump sound from upstairs.
"Welp." Riley shrugs and orders a root beer. "Not the first time that's happened..."
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
"Woah...That sounds like something my mom would've told me." Riley is kinda wide eyed. "You have horrible experience? You sound like a love expert or something."
"I guess I have horrible taste in people. My ex girlfriend stabbed me psychologically and my ex boyfriend tended to stab me physically, which my therapist said was a sign of a toxic relationship."
"Yeah, that sounds like a toxic relationship to me." Riley nods in agreement. "So...you're single right?"
"I- what?!" Atemos falls over, and then disappears. There's a loud thump sound from upstairs.
Soldaer sighs. Not again....
Atemos repeatedly hitting his head against the wall noises. "Whyy..."
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
A teenage girl enters the Tavern. She's garbed in some jeans with cowboy boots with spurs and such, along with aviators, a Yankees cap, and a grey hoodie. She's got long blond hair in a pony tail and wears a simple chain necklace with a golden ring handing from it. In a holster on her right thigh is a glossy revolver along with a shotgun slung over her back.
"Howdy, y'all."
Kai looks over, seemingly interested in the newcomer, "Hello there."
"General Kenobi!" Riley mimics.
Kai smiles, "You are a bold one,"
"Indeed, I am. Say, what do you do around here?"
"Me? Well, i'm a gunsmith of sorts, though you seem to have more advanced stuff than what i have."
"Sounds cool! What do you make?"
"Guns," He chuckles, "But to be more specific, stuff like this," He pulls out his pepperbox revolver, which has an inscription on one of the barrels
"I guess I have horrible taste in people. My ex girlfriend stabbed me psychologically and my ex boyfriend tended to stab me physically, which my therapist said was a sign of a toxic relationship."
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Try and stop me and i'll treat you like adder but worse." Azazel threatens
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
Atemos took a swig. "Why not?"
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Hm... might be the ears, no offense."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"Then I'll file a restraining order, pervert."
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"Yeah, that sounds like a toxic relationship to me." Riley nods in agreement. "So...you're single right?"
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
"Have... have you ever seen a goblin before? ever?"
N/A
Atemos bonks him on the head.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Means you have to stay away to. Have fun with that man. And i didn't mean it like that, get your head out of the gutter!"
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
zya casts shield
N/A
"I- what?!" Atemos falls over, and then disappears. There's a loud thump sound from upstairs.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"I didn't know magic existed until like a few months ago."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"I am very okay with staying away from the likes of you."
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
Soldaer sighs. Not again....
"Yea, I'm lookin at one right now."
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Welp." Riley shrugs and orders a root beer. "Not the first time that's happened..."
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
Atemos repeatedly hitting his head against the wall noises. "Whyy..."
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Guns," He chuckles, "But to be more specific, stuff like this," He pulls out his pepperbox revolver, which has an inscription on one of the barrels
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND