The Tavern at the End of the World - Adohand’s Kitchen - Off-Topic - D&D Beyond Forums

#6905 Jan 25, 2022

ItsNotAChest

Bravo
Join Date: 11/12/2020
Posts: 4,576
Member Details

Quote from ChrisTheSoulcasterMage >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from ChrisTheSoulcasterMage >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from ChrisTheSoulcasterMage >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from ChrisTheSoulcasterMage >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from ChrisTheSoulcasterMage >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from ChrisTheSoulcasterMage >>

The aasimar is polishing their sword

Kalnor just got a fake statblock

Enethia is extremely annoyed, looking in her spellbook

On his way out the door, the halfling notices her irritated expression. "Something wrong?" he asks

"No. Nothing... Who even are you?"

"A guy concerned that an annoyed wizard rooting through her spellbook might be a good sign that it's time to move on." He kind of weakly smiles at his own joke. "I'm Fin."

"... Im Enethia..."

"Pleased to meet you Enethia, now am I right in guessing that you're not on your way to angrily disintegrate someone who vilely questioned your mother's honor, or would now be a good time to clear out."

"... Id appreciate if you avoided mentioning my mother... But no. Nothing like that. The only person Im angry with right now is myself"

"Now that I can relate to."

"Why would that be?"

"Well by being on this plane I'm about to miss the chance of a lifetime."

"What chance would that be? What world are you from?"

"Originally? Kyphir. Since then I've been all over the place, finally 'settling' with a full-time job as a ropesman on a plane-hopping pirate ship. We had docked on a plane that I don't know the name of as a staging ground, at a little tavern called The Backbone. Then I stumbled into a portal and then ... woke up here."

Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.

I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.

I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items

"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"

#6906 Jan 25, 2022

0verkill

Master Trickster
Join Date: 10/30/2020
Posts: 18,177
Member Details

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

*I'm back for now, I was reading about Plato's forms for college*

Krathian is staring intensely at his vial, his eyes entirely white and softly glowing, his tearducts leaking thin white smoke, and his mouth muttering incomprehensible speech by anyone's standards. Q'ilbrith is keeping a watch over the tavern next to him, looking suspiciously and warily at each patron in turn

Perdo is practicing his magic, cheating at an illusory shell game with three cloth-draped wineglasses. Ruby watches the hypnotically rhythmic movements of the cups as he does this, and resists the urge to paw at the bright red cloths, per Perdo's human lessons

My new halfling is eating a light, bland breakfast of potatoes and thin-sliced quail. He eats quickly and efficiently, without spilling a crumb on his fine-pressed gray wool tank top.

Wolfe walks over, a bit wide-eyed.

Krathian doesn't look away from the vial, Q'ilbrith kind of gently telekinetically blocks her from reaching the table. "Please do not disturb Krathian, he's unable to answer as of right now. How may I help you Wolfe?"

"Um, what's going on?"

"He's communicating with his patron, and they're cross-referencing their combined knowledge to see if either knows something that can help stop the mist."

"Ah, okay, it doesn't exactly look like he's fine at a glance. I got a little worried when I looked over."

"Really? Considering he looks not fine most of the time, I hadn't noticed."

She chuckles a little bit.

"There was one time where he got drunk and didn't dry up for five days. He and I were living in a cabin in the woods for a little bit while me and Allison tried to figure out what the devil was going on."

"Dry up? Does that mean he was wet the entire time or something?"

"I meant get sober. Hmmm, perhaps the colloquialism doesn't apply where you're from. Krathian and I spent some time on Kyphir and that's a quite common turn of phrase."

"Ah, okay. I couldn't imagine being drunk for five days. I imagine he was a pain to deal with."

"He really was, even more so than normal for him."

"I wish I could have seen that. Did you ever figure out why he didn't sober up?"

"His patron was having some issues and Krathian lost it. Another one of his personalities surfaced - this one didn't have a name - with an uncontrollable obsession with liquor, I had to shock him half to death just to keep him away from the cabinet one night."

"Gods. Not sure if that's funny or bad."

Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn

Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.

I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.

#6907 Jan 25, 2022

WendigoOfLore

Esquire
Join Date: 9/10/2021
Posts: 55,387
Member Details

Quote from corrintherogue >>

Quote from WendigoOfLore >>

*I can stay for a little bit, im at Mcdonalds and using their wifi*

Anson is reading outside and trying to reteach himself Dwavern words and phrases.

Lore was inside, on the couch, reading as well. nicky and bean were close by her,

palath was outside, sharpening his sword

*How's the wifi?*

Andrew is elsewhere at the moment

Keros is drinking

Niaesha is outside with her owl

*Ha. Terrible*

𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙

𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘

𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙

𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘

#6908 Jan 25, 2022

WendigoOfLore

Esquire
Join Date: 9/10/2021
Posts: 55,387
Member Details

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from WendigoOfLore >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from WendigoOfLore >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from WendigoOfLore >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from WendigoOfLore >>

*I can stay for a little bit, im at Mcdonalds and using their wifi*

Anson is reading outside and trying to reteach himself Dwavern words and phrases.

Lore was inside, on the couch, reading as well. nicky and bean were close by her,

palath was outside, sharpening his sword.

The tabaxi looked over, not really trying to listen, but theu couldn't help themselves.

A 5'12 tabaxi, their fur pattern is reminiscent of a cheetah's pattern, but the colors are swapped. They wear what appears to be leather armor under some small but loose and comfy clothing, and they have an extremely long scarf on, covering their neck and hanging down to their knees. Their golden cat eyes briefly pass over the tavern as the walk in, quickly taking in the scene, then they take a seat at an unoccupied table.

Anson stops for a moment. He realized he let his guard down and looked around.

The tabaxi gave a small wave. Their face seemed very emotionally blank.

Both of anson's eyebrow's raised, he had never seen a tabaxi before, he had only heard about them. He gave a small wave*

They turned back around to stare off into the distance against the breeze.

Anson gets up and walks over. He was about as tall as they were sitting down. He holds out the book to them. "Wanna try reading it?, im not that good" he said with a chuckle

"I'm good. Dwarven never appealed to me." They reached a hand up and loosened the scarf a bit, it had gotten a bit tight.

He nods his head "Im Anson. Who are you?"

𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙

𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘

𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙

𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘

#6909 Jan 25, 2022

ChrisTheSoulcasterMage

Veteran
Join Date: 2/11/2020
Posts: 43,906
Member Details

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from ChrisTheSoulcasterMage >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from ChrisTheSoulcasterMage >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from ChrisTheSoulcasterMage >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from ChrisTheSoulcasterMage >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from ChrisTheSoulcasterMage >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from ChrisTheSoulcasterMage >>

The aasimar is polishing their sword

Kalnor just got a fake statblock

Enethia is extremely annoyed, looking in her spellbook

On his way out the door, the halfling notices her irritated expression. "Something wrong?" he asks

"No. Nothing... Who even are you?"

"A guy concerned that an annoyed wizard rooting through her spellbook might be a good sign that it's time to move on." He kind of weakly smiles at his own joke. "I'm Fin."

"... Im Enethia..."

"Pleased to meet you Enethia, now am I right in guessing that you're not on your way to angrily disintegrate someone who vilely questioned your mother's honor, or would now be a good time to clear out."

"... Id appreciate if you avoided mentioning my mother... But no. Nothing like that. The only person Im angry with right now is myself"

"Now that I can relate to."

"Why would that be?"

"Well by being on this plane I'm about to miss the chance of a lifetime."

"What chance would that be? What world are you from?"

"Originally? Kyphir. Since then I've been all over the place, finally 'settling' with a full-time job as a ropesman on a plane-hopping pirate ship. We had docked on a plane that I don't know the name of as a staging ground, at a little tavern called The Backbone. Then I stumbled into a portal and then ... woke up here."

"I see... Whatd the portal look like?"

NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)

#6910 Jan 25, 2022

0verkill

Master Trickster
Join Date: 10/30/2020
Posts: 18,177
Member Details

Quote from WendigoOfLore >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from WendigoOfLore >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from WendigoOfLore >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from WendigoOfLore >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from WendigoOfLore >>

*I can stay for a little bit, im at Mcdonalds and using their wifi*

Anson is reading outside and trying to reteach himself Dwavern words and phrases.

Lore was inside, on the couch, reading as well. nicky and bean were close by her,

palath was outside, sharpening his sword.

The tabaxi looked over, not really trying to listen, but theu couldn't help themselves.

A 5'12 tabaxi, their fur pattern is reminiscent of a cheetah's pattern, but the colors are swapped. They wear what appears to be leather armor under some small but loose and comfy clothing, and they have an extremely long scarf on, covering their neck and hanging down to their knees. Their golden cat eyes briefly pass over the tavern as the walk in, quickly taking in the scene, then they take a seat at an unoccupied table.

Anson stops for a moment. He realized he let his guard down and looked around.

The tabaxi gave a small wave. Their face seemed very emotionally blank.

Both of anson's eyebrow's raised, he had never seen a tabaxi before, he had only heard about them. He gave a small wave*

They turned back around to stare off into the distance against the breeze.

Anson gets up and walks over. He was about as tall as they were sitting down. He holds out the book to them. "Wanna try reading it?, im not that good" he said with a chuckle

"I'm good. Dwarven never appealed to me." They reached a hand up and loosened the scarf a bit, it had gotten a bit tight.

He nods his head "Im Anson. Who are you?"

"Happy. Not a suiting name, I know. It's supposed to be ironic."

Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn

Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.

I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.

#6911 Jan 25, 2022

ItsNotAChest

Bravo
Join Date: 11/12/2020
Posts: 4,576
Member Details

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

*I'm back for now, I was reading about Plato's forms for college*

Krathian is staring intensely at his vial, his eyes entirely white and softly glowing, his tearducts leaking thin white smoke, and his mouth muttering incomprehensible speech by anyone's standards. Q'ilbrith is keeping a watch over the tavern next to him, looking suspiciously and warily at each patron in turn

Perdo is practicing his magic, cheating at an illusory shell game with three cloth-draped wineglasses. Ruby watches the hypnotically rhythmic movements of the cups as he does this, and resists the urge to paw at the bright red cloths, per Perdo's human lessons

My new halfling is eating a light, bland breakfast of potatoes and thin-sliced quail. He eats quickly and efficiently, without spilling a crumb on his fine-pressed gray wool tank top.

Wolfe walks over, a bit wide-eyed.

Krathian doesn't look away from the vial, Q'ilbrith kind of gently telekinetically blocks her from reaching the table. "Please do not disturb Krathian, he's unable to answer as of right now. How may I help you Wolfe?"

"Um, what's going on?"

"He's communicating with his patron, and they're cross-referencing their combined knowledge to see if either knows something that can help stop the mist."

"Ah, okay, it doesn't exactly look like he's fine at a glance. I got a little worried when I looked over."

"Really? Considering he looks not fine most of the time, I hadn't noticed."

She chuckles a little bit.

"There was one time where he got drunk and didn't dry up for five days. He and I were living in a cabin in the woods for a little bit while me and Allison tried to figure out what the devil was going on."

"Dry up? Does that mean he was wet the entire time or something?"

"I meant get sober. Hmmm, perhaps the colloquialism doesn't apply where you're from. Krathian and I spent some time on Kyphir and that's a quite common turn of phrase."

"Ah, okay. I couldn't imagine being drunk for five days. I imagine he was a pain to deal with."

"He really was, even more so than normal for him."

"I wish I could have seen that. Did you ever figure out why he didn't sober up?"

"His patron was having some issues and Krathian lost it. Another one of his personalities surfaced - this one didn't have a name - with an uncontrollable obsession with liquor, I had to shock him half to death just to keep him away from the cabinet one night."

"Gods. Not sure if that's funny or bad."

"I found it funny, Allison found it bad. Do you remember her?"

Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.

I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.

I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items

"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"

#6912 Jan 25, 2022

ItsNotAChest

Bravo
Join Date: 11/12/2020
Posts: 4,576
Member Details

Quote from ChrisTheSoulcasterMage >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from ChrisTheSoulcasterMage >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from ChrisTheSoulcasterMage >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from ChrisTheSoulcasterMage >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from ChrisTheSoulcasterMage >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from ChrisTheSoulcasterMage >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from ChrisTheSoulcasterMage >>

The aasimar is polishing their sword

Kalnor just got a fake statblock

Enethia is extremely annoyed, looking in her spellbook

On his way out the door, the halfling notices her irritated expression. "Something wrong?" he asks

"No. Nothing... Who even are you?"

"A guy concerned that an annoyed wizard rooting through her spellbook might be a good sign that it's time to move on." He kind of weakly smiles at his own joke. "I'm Fin."

"... Im Enethia..."

"Pleased to meet you Enethia, now am I right in guessing that you're not on your way to angrily disintegrate someone who vilely questioned your mother's honor, or would now be a good time to clear out."

"... Id appreciate if you avoided mentioning my mother... But no. Nothing like that. The only person Im angry with right now is myself"

"Now that I can relate to."

"Why would that be?"

"Well by being on this plane I'm about to miss the chance of a lifetime."

"What chance would that be? What world are you from?"

"Originally? Kyphir. Since then I've been all over the place, finally 'settling' with a full-time job as a ropesman on a plane-hopping pirate ship. We had docked on a plane that I don't know the name of as a staging ground, at a little tavern called The Backbone. Then I stumbled into a portal and then ... woke up here."

"I see... Whatd the portal look like?"

"Like a portable hole opened beneath me."

Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.

I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.

I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items

"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"

#6913 Jan 25, 2022

0verkill

Master Trickster
Join Date: 10/30/2020
Posts: 18,177
Member Details

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

*I'm back for now, I was reading about Plato's forms for college*

Krathian is staring intensely at his vial, his eyes entirely white and softly glowing, his tearducts leaking thin white smoke, and his mouth muttering incomprehensible speech by anyone's standards. Q'ilbrith is keeping a watch over the tavern next to him, looking suspiciously and warily at each patron in turn

Perdo is practicing his magic, cheating at an illusory shell game with three cloth-draped wineglasses. Ruby watches the hypnotically rhythmic movements of the cups as he does this, and resists the urge to paw at the bright red cloths, per Perdo's human lessons

My new halfling is eating a light, bland breakfast of potatoes and thin-sliced quail. He eats quickly and efficiently, without spilling a crumb on his fine-pressed gray wool tank top.

Wolfe walks over, a bit wide-eyed.

Krathian doesn't look away from the vial, Q'ilbrith kind of gently telekinetically blocks her from reaching the table. "Please do not disturb Krathian, he's unable to answer as of right now. How may I help you Wolfe?"

"Um, what's going on?"

"He's communicating with his patron, and they're cross-referencing their combined knowledge to see if either knows something that can help stop the mist."

"Ah, okay, it doesn't exactly look like he's fine at a glance. I got a little worried when I looked over."

"Really? Considering he looks not fine most of the time, I hadn't noticed."

She chuckles a little bit.

"There was one time where he got drunk and didn't dry up for five days. He and I were living in a cabin in the woods for a little bit while me and Allison tried to figure out what the devil was going on."

"Dry up? Does that mean he was wet the entire time or something?"

"I meant get sober. Hmmm, perhaps the colloquialism doesn't apply where you're from. Krathian and I spent some time on Kyphir and that's a quite common turn of phrase."

"Ah, okay. I couldn't imagine being drunk for five days. I imagine he was a pain to deal with."

"He really was, even more so than normal for him."

"I wish I could have seen that. Did you ever figure out why he didn't sober up?"

"His patron was having some issues and Krathian lost it. Another one of his personalities surfaced - this one didn't have a name - with an uncontrollable obsession with liquor, I had to shock him half to death just to keep him away from the cabinet one night."

"Gods. Not sure if that's funny or bad."

"I found it funny, Allison found it bad. Do you remember her?"

"Allison?" She thought for a moment. "I'm pretty sure I haven't met her, or if I did, I forgot."

Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn

Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.

I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.

#6914 Jan 25, 2022

WendigoOfLore

Esquire
Join Date: 9/10/2021
Posts: 55,387
Member Details

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from WendigoOfLore >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from WendigoOfLore >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from WendigoOfLore >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from WendigoOfLore >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from WendigoOfLore >>

*I can stay for a little bit, im at Mcdonalds and using their wifi*

Anson is reading outside and trying to reteach himself Dwavern words and phrases.

Lore was inside, on the couch, reading as well. nicky and bean were close by her,

palath was outside, sharpening his sword.

The tabaxi looked over, not really trying to listen, but theu couldn't help themselves.

A 5'12 tabaxi, their fur pattern is reminiscent of a cheetah's pattern, but the colors are swapped. They wear what appears to be leather armor under some small but loose and comfy clothing, and they have an extremely long scarf on, covering their neck and hanging down to their knees. Their golden cat eyes briefly pass over the tavern as the walk in, quickly taking in the scene, then they take a seat at an unoccupied table.

Anson stops for a moment. He realized he let his guard down and looked around.

The tabaxi gave a small wave. Their face seemed very emotionally blank.

Both of anson's eyebrow's raised, he had never seen a tabaxi before, he had only heard about them. He gave a small wave*

They turned back around to stare off into the distance against the breeze.

Anson gets up and walks over. He was about as tall as they were sitting down. He holds out the book to them. "Wanna try reading it?, im not that good" he said with a chuckle

"I'm good. Dwarven never appealed to me." They reached a hand up and loosened the scarf a bit, it had gotten a bit tight.

He nods his head "Im Anson. Who are you?"

"Happy. Not a suiting name, I know. It's supposed to be ironic."

*Me who watched the spiderman movies: You that guy who follow's peter in the jet?*

"Well, the best names are ones you can makes jokes out of"

𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙

𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘

𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙

𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘

#6915 Jan 25, 2022

corrintherogue

Rogue
Join Date: 3/2/2020
Posts: 3,991
Member Details

Quote from WendigoOfLore >>

Quote from corrintherogue >>

Quote from WendigoOfLore >>

*I can stay for a little bit, im at Mcdonalds and using their wifi*

Anson is reading outside and trying to reteach himself Dwavern words and phrases.

Lore was inside, on the couch, reading as well. nicky and bean were close by her,

palath was outside, sharpening his sword

*How's the wifi?*

Andrew is elsewhere at the moment

Keros is drinking

Niaesha is outside with her owl

*Ha. Terrible*

*LOL .I'm at my house and have 5 bars*

Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.

Don't forget to love each other!

I play characters at taverns.

[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]

Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details

#6916 Jan 25, 2022

WendigoOfLore

Esquire
Join Date: 9/10/2021
Posts: 55,387
Member Details

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

*I'm back for now, I was reading about Plato's forms for college*

Krathian is staring intensely at his vial, his eyes entirely white and softly glowing, his tearducts leaking thin white smoke, and his mouth muttering incomprehensible speech by anyone's standards. Q'ilbrith is keeping a watch over the tavern next to him, looking suspiciously and warily at each patron in turn

Perdo is practicing his magic, cheating at an illusory shell game with three cloth-draped wineglasses. Ruby watches the hypnotically rhythmic movements of the cups as he does this, and resists the urge to paw at the bright red cloths, per Perdo's human lessons

My new halfling is eating a light, bland breakfast of potatoes and thin-sliced quail. He eats quickly and efficiently, without spilling a crumb on his fine-pressed gray wool tank top.

Wolfe walks over, a bit wide-eyed.

Krathian doesn't look away from the vial, Q'ilbrith kind of gently telekinetically blocks her from reaching the table. "Please do not disturb Krathian, he's unable to answer as of right now. How may I help you Wolfe?"

"Um, what's going on?"

"He's communicating with his patron, and they're cross-referencing their combined knowledge to see if either knows something that can help stop the mist."

"Ah, okay, it doesn't exactly look like he's fine at a glance. I got a little worried when I looked over."

"Really? Considering he looks not fine most of the time, I hadn't noticed."

She chuckles a little bit.

"There was one time where he got drunk and didn't dry up for five days. He and I were living in a cabin in the woods for a little bit while me and Allison tried to figure out what the devil was going on."

"Dry up? Does that mean he was wet the entire time or something?"

"I meant get sober. Hmmm, perhaps the colloquialism doesn't apply where you're from. Krathian and I spent some time on Kyphir and that's a quite common turn of phrase."

"Ah, okay. I couldn't imagine being drunk for five days. I imagine he was a pain to deal with."

"He really was, even more so than normal for him."

"I wish I could have seen that. Did you ever figure out why he didn't sober up?"

"His patron was having some issues and Krathian lost it. Another one of his personalities surfaced - this one didn't have a name - with an uncontrollable obsession with liquor, I had to shock him half to death just to keep him away from the cabinet one night."

"Gods. Not sure if that's funny or bad."

"I found it funny, Allison found it bad. Do you remember her?"

*Me who is crying because now i want to bring her back*

𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙

𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘

𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙

𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘

#6917 Jan 25, 2022

ChrisTheSoulcasterMage

Veteran
Join Date: 2/11/2020
Posts: 43,906
Member Details

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from ChrisTheSoulcasterMage >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from ChrisTheSoulcasterMage >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from ChrisTheSoulcasterMage >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from ChrisTheSoulcasterMage >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from ChrisTheSoulcasterMage >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from ChrisTheSoulcasterMage >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from ChrisTheSoulcasterMage >>

The aasimar is polishing their sword

Kalnor just got a fake statblock

Enethia is extremely annoyed, looking in her spellbook

On his way out the door, the halfling notices her irritated expression. "Something wrong?" he asks

"No. Nothing... Who even are you?"

"A guy concerned that an annoyed wizard rooting through her spellbook might be a good sign that it's time to move on." He kind of weakly smiles at his own joke. "I'm Fin."

"... Im Enethia..."

"Pleased to meet you Enethia, now am I right in guessing that you're not on your way to angrily disintegrate someone who vilely questioned your mother's honor, or would now be a good time to clear out."

"... Id appreciate if you avoided mentioning my mother... But no. Nothing like that. The only person Im angry with right now is myself"

"Now that I can relate to."

"Why would that be?"

"Well by being on this plane I'm about to miss the chance of a lifetime."

"What chance would that be? What world are you from?"

"Originally? Kyphir. Since then I've been all over the place, finally 'settling' with a full-time job as a ropesman on a plane-hopping pirate ship. We had docked on a plane that I don't know the name of as a staging ground, at a little tavern called The Backbone. Then I stumbled into a portal and then ... woke up here."

"I see... Whatd the portal look like?"

"Like a portable hole opened beneath me."

"Hm... Why are you upset with yourself? It sounds as if its no fault of yours"

NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)

#6918 Jan 25, 2022

Thauraeln_The_Bold

Lancer
Join Date: 11/14/2019
Posts: 20,244
Member Details

Ringmaster sits at a table, leaning back casually.

All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Homebrew (Mostly Outdated): Magic Items, Monsters, Spells, Subclasses
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.

#6919 Jan 25, 2022

WendigoOfLore

Esquire
Join Date: 9/10/2021
Posts: 55,387
Member Details

Quote from corrintherogue >>

Quote from WendigoOfLore >>

Quote from corrintherogue >>

Quote from WendigoOfLore >>

*I can stay for a little bit, im at Mcdonalds and using their wifi*

Anson is reading outside and trying to reteach himself Dwavern words and phrases.

Lore was inside, on the couch, reading as well. nicky and bean were close by her,

palath was outside, sharpening his sword

*How's the wifi?*

Andrew is elsewhere at the moment

Keros is drinking

Niaesha is outside with her owl

*Ha. Terrible*

*LOL .I'm at my house and have 5 bars*

*Im at a Mcdonalds and i have a sandwhich and nugs*

𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙

𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘

𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙

𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘

#6920 Jan 25, 2022

0verkill

Master Trickster
Join Date: 10/30/2020
Posts: 18,177
Member Details

Quote from WendigoOfLore >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from WendigoOfLore >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from WendigoOfLore >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from WendigoOfLore >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from WendigoOfLore >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from WendigoOfLore >>

*I can stay for a little bit, im at Mcdonalds and using their wifi*

Anson is reading outside and trying to reteach himself Dwavern words and phrases.

Lore was inside, on the couch, reading as well. nicky and bean were close by her,

palath was outside, sharpening his sword.

The tabaxi looked over, not really trying to listen, but theu couldn't help themselves.

A 5'12 tabaxi, their fur pattern is reminiscent of a cheetah's pattern, but the colors are swapped. They wear what appears to be leather armor under some small but loose and comfy clothing, and they have an extremely long scarf on, covering their neck and hanging down to their knees. Their golden cat eyes briefly pass over the tavern as the walk in, quickly taking in the scene, then they take a seat at an unoccupied table.

Anson stops for a moment. He realized he let his guard down and looked around.

The tabaxi gave a small wave. Their face seemed very emotionally blank.

Both of anson's eyebrow's raised, he had never seen a tabaxi before, he had only heard about them. He gave a small wave*

They turned back around to stare off into the distance against the breeze.

Anson gets up and walks over. He was about as tall as they were sitting down. He holds out the book to them. "Wanna try reading it?, im not that good" he said with a chuckle

"I'm good. Dwarven never appealed to me." They reached a hand up and loosened the scarf a bit, it had gotten a bit tight.

He nods his head "Im Anson. Who are you?"

"Happy. Not a suiting name, I know. It's supposed to be ironic."

*Me who watched the spiderman movies: You that guy who follow's peter in the jet?*

"Well, the best names are ones you can makes jokes out of"

*NGL, for a second I was imagining the Tobey Spiderman, then it clicked that you were talking about Tom Spiderman. lol*

"I didn't really make it. People just started calling me that, so I accepted it."

Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn

Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.

I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.

#6921 Jan 25, 2022

ItsNotAChest

Bravo
Join Date: 11/12/2020
Posts: 4,576
Member Details

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

*I'm back for now, I was reading about Plato's forms for college*

Krathian is staring intensely at his vial, his eyes entirely white and softly glowing, his tearducts leaking thin white smoke, and his mouth muttering incomprehensible speech by anyone's standards. Q'ilbrith is keeping a watch over the tavern next to him, looking suspiciously and warily at each patron in turn

Perdo is practicing his magic, cheating at an illusory shell game with three cloth-draped wineglasses. Ruby watches the hypnotically rhythmic movements of the cups as he does this, and resists the urge to paw at the bright red cloths, per Perdo's human lessons

My new halfling is eating a light, bland breakfast of potatoes and thin-sliced quail. He eats quickly and efficiently, without spilling a crumb on his fine-pressed gray wool tank top.

Wolfe walks over, a bit wide-eyed.

Krathian doesn't look away from the vial, Q'ilbrith kind of gently telekinetically blocks her from reaching the table. "Please do not disturb Krathian, he's unable to answer as of right now. How may I help you Wolfe?"

"Um, what's going on?"

"He's communicating with his patron, and they're cross-referencing their combined knowledge to see if either knows something that can help stop the mist."

"Ah, okay, it doesn't exactly look like he's fine at a glance. I got a little worried when I looked over."

"Really? Considering he looks not fine most of the time, I hadn't noticed."

She chuckles a little bit.

"There was one time where he got drunk and didn't dry up for five days. He and I were living in a cabin in the woods for a little bit while me and Allison tried to figure out what the devil was going on."

"Dry up? Does that mean he was wet the entire time or something?"

"I meant get sober. Hmmm, perhaps the colloquialism doesn't apply where you're from. Krathian and I spent some time on Kyphir and that's a quite common turn of phrase."

"Ah, okay. I couldn't imagine being drunk for five days. I imagine he was a pain to deal with."

"He really was, even more so than normal for him."

"I wish I could have seen that. Did you ever figure out why he didn't sober up?"

"His patron was having some issues and Krathian lost it. Another one of his personalities surfaced - this one didn't have a name - with an uncontrollable obsession with liquor, I had to shock him half to death just to keep him away from the cabinet one night."

"Gods. Not sure if that's funny or bad."

"I found it funny, Allison found it bad. Do you remember her?"

"Allison?" She thought for a moment. "I'm pretty sure I haven't met her, or if I did, I forgot."

"She was a bard for a while at the Lestan Tavern. Her and Krathian were ... close."

Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.

I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.

I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items

"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"

#6922 Jan 25, 2022

ItsNotAChest

Bravo
Join Date: 11/12/2020
Posts: 4,576
Member Details

Quote from WendigoOfLore >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

*I'm back for now, I was reading about Plato's forms for college*

Krathian is staring intensely at his vial, his eyes entirely white and softly glowing, his tearducts leaking thin white smoke, and his mouth muttering incomprehensible speech by anyone's standards. Q'ilbrith is keeping a watch over the tavern next to him, looking suspiciously and warily at each patron in turn

Perdo is practicing his magic, cheating at an illusory shell game with three cloth-draped wineglasses. Ruby watches the hypnotically rhythmic movements of the cups as he does this, and resists the urge to paw at the bright red cloths, per Perdo's human lessons

My new halfling is eating a light, bland breakfast of potatoes and thin-sliced quail. He eats quickly and efficiently, without spilling a crumb on his fine-pressed gray wool tank top.

Wolfe walks over, a bit wide-eyed.

Krathian doesn't look away from the vial, Q'ilbrith kind of gently telekinetically blocks her from reaching the table. "Please do not disturb Krathian, he's unable to answer as of right now. How may I help you Wolfe?"

"Um, what's going on?"

"He's communicating with his patron, and they're cross-referencing their combined knowledge to see if either knows something that can help stop the mist."

"Ah, okay, it doesn't exactly look like he's fine at a glance. I got a little worried when I looked over."

"Really? Considering he looks not fine most of the time, I hadn't noticed."

She chuckles a little bit.

"There was one time where he got drunk and didn't dry up for five days. He and I were living in a cabin in the woods for a little bit while me and Allison tried to figure out what the devil was going on."

"Dry up? Does that mean he was wet the entire time or something?"

"I meant get sober. Hmmm, perhaps the colloquialism doesn't apply where you're from. Krathian and I spent some time on Kyphir and that's a quite common turn of phrase."

"Ah, okay. I couldn't imagine being drunk for five days. I imagine he was a pain to deal with."

"He really was, even more so than normal for him."

"I wish I could have seen that. Did you ever figure out why he didn't sober up?"

"His patron was having some issues and Krathian lost it. Another one of his personalities surfaced - this one didn't have a name - with an uncontrollable obsession with liquor, I had to shock him half to death just to keep him away from the cabinet one night."

"Gods. Not sure if that's funny or bad."

"I found it funny, Allison found it bad. Do you remember her?"

*Me who is crying because now i want to bring her back*

*Oofs, but also yesss*

Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.

I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.

I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items

"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"

#6923 Jan 25, 2022

ItsNotAChest

Bravo
Join Date: 11/12/2020
Posts: 4,576
Member Details

Quote from ChrisTheSoulcasterMage >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from ChrisTheSoulcasterMage >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from ChrisTheSoulcasterMage >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from ChrisTheSoulcasterMage >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from ChrisTheSoulcasterMage >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from ChrisTheSoulcasterMage >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from ChrisTheSoulcasterMage >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from ChrisTheSoulcasterMage >>

The aasimar is polishing their sword

Kalnor just got a fake statblock

Enethia is extremely annoyed, looking in her spellbook

On his way out the door, the halfling notices her irritated expression. "Something wrong?" he asks

"No. Nothing... Who even are you?"

"A guy concerned that an annoyed wizard rooting through her spellbook might be a good sign that it's time to move on." He kind of weakly smiles at his own joke. "I'm Fin."

"... Im Enethia..."

"Pleased to meet you Enethia, now am I right in guessing that you're not on your way to angrily disintegrate someone who vilely questioned your mother's honor, or would now be a good time to clear out."

"... Id appreciate if you avoided mentioning my mother... But no. Nothing like that. The only person Im angry with right now is myself"

"Now that I can relate to."

"Why would that be?"

"Well by being on this plane I'm about to miss the chance of a lifetime."

"What chance would that be? What world are you from?"

"Originally? Kyphir. Since then I've been all over the place, finally 'settling' with a full-time job as a ropesman on a plane-hopping pirate ship. We had docked on a plane that I don't know the name of as a staging ground, at a little tavern called The Backbone. Then I stumbled into a portal and then ... woke up here."

"I see... Whatd the portal look like?"

"Like a portable hole opened beneath me."

"Hm... Why are you upset with yourself? It sounds as if its no fault of yours"

"Yeah well if I hadn't been wandering off, I never would've stumbled into the portal. What about you, what are you mad at yourself about?"

Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.

I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.

I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items

"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"

#6924 Jan 25, 2022

0verkill

Master Trickster
Join Date: 10/30/2020
Posts: 18,177
Member Details

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

Quote from 0verkill >>

Quote from ItsNotAChest >>

*I'm back for now, I was reading about Plato's forms for college*

Krathian is staring intensely at his vial, his eyes entirely white and softly glowing, his tearducts leaking thin white smoke, and his mouth muttering incomprehensible speech by anyone's standards. Q'ilbrith is keeping a watch over the tavern next to him, looking suspiciously and warily at each patron in turn

Perdo is practicing his magic, cheating at an illusory shell game with three cloth-draped wineglasses. Ruby watches the hypnotically rhythmic movements of the cups as he does this, and resists the urge to paw at the bright red cloths, per Perdo's human lessons

My new halfling is eating a light, bland breakfast of potatoes and thin-sliced quail. He eats quickly and efficiently, without spilling a crumb on his fine-pressed gray wool tank top.

Wolfe walks over, a bit wide-eyed.

Krathian doesn't look away from the vial, Q'ilbrith kind of gently telekinetically blocks her from reaching the table. "Please do not disturb Krathian, he's unable to answer as of right now. How may I help you Wolfe?"

"Um, what's going on?"

"He's communicating with his patron, and they're cross-referencing their combined knowledge to see if either knows something that can help stop the mist."

"Ah, okay, it doesn't exactly look like he's fine at a glance. I got a little worried when I looked over."

"Really? Considering he looks not fine most of the time, I hadn't noticed."

She chuckles a little bit.

"There was one time where he got drunk and didn't dry up for five days. He and I were living in a cabin in the woods for a little bit while me and Allison tried to figure out what the devil was going on."

"Dry up? Does that mean he was wet the entire time or something?"

"I meant get sober. Hmmm, perhaps the colloquialism doesn't apply where you're from. Krathian and I spent some time on Kyphir and that's a quite common turn of phrase."

"Ah, okay. I couldn't imagine being drunk for five days. I imagine he was a pain to deal with."

"He really was, even more so than normal for him."

"I wish I could have seen that. Did you ever figure out why he didn't sober up?"

"His patron was having some issues and Krathian lost it. Another one of his personalities surfaced - this one didn't have a name - with an uncontrollable obsession with liquor, I had to shock him half to death just to keep him away from the cabinet one night."

"Gods. Not sure if that's funny or bad."

"I found it funny, Allison found it bad. Do you remember her?"

"Allison?" She thought for a moment. "I'm pretty sure I haven't met her, or if I did, I forgot."

"She was a bard for a while at the Lestan Tavern. Her and Krathian were ... close."

"Oh. Yeah, I wasn't around for the... Lestan? tavern. I've only known this world and my homeworld."

Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn

Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.

I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.