"I'll gladly do a backflip... over your mutilated body." He unsheathed his katana, flames spreading from the blade as it swooshes through the air.
*Love how my auto correct doesn't think backflip is a single word.*
Spawn forgot to look because he was paying attention to the flowers he was watering. "Aw, the daisies are wilting...Gonna have to invest in perennials..."
*-WHEEZE-*
Teruo sheathes his sword and patiently waits for Spawn to finish.
"DIE WEED!" Spawn rips a weed from one of the puts and crushes it, absorbing its life force until it's a shriveled and crispy husk. "I...love...my job..." Spawn begins humming to himself as he continues clearing the flower pots of weeds.
Yuri is suddenly next to him "Hm, such pent up anger"
"I'm imagining them as you. Lil Fugglies meeting their doom at my grasp..."
"Why are you so angry" she said, sitting next to him.
"I'm Hell incarnate."
"Ah, thats why you smell of evil" she said with a smile
Spawn rolls his eyes. "Yeah." He moves onto the next batch of flowers. "You only see people one dimensionally...must be sad being that stupid."
"ah, so you have a high opinion of yourself" she said and watched a flower bloom before her eyes before standing up and bending a tree to her will, making it brow with beautfuil apple blossoms.
"No. I hate myself actually. But suicide isn't an option for me." Spawn watched her work her magic with skepticism. "Don't screw with my plants. [REDACTED. Use your imagination kiddos] you in front of Churro."
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
Lysander views where Kelipso is, and he prepares to teleport over there
*This will be quick, just wanted to get it out of the way*
Currently Kelipso’s soul lies on a plane called 0-12-93 (I’ll call it Yvalloz). It’s a plane between Hells and Upper planes that neither plane can take ahold off. The souls there are a mix of good and evil and that means that neither plane can get ahold of them unless they corrupt or redeem the soul. Some of the souls are a true mix, like Kelipso. Kelipso is a true mix because he is ultimately good but because of his devotion to Jason, it’s a little dark in his heart and that stains his soul a bit.
This plane is like the astral one, it can be contacted, and plane shifted to but its different in ways. It’s a colorless plane that souls float around for eternity. That don’t seem to realize that they are on this plane and can’t be taken unless the person uses dimensional shackles on them. Once they leave that plane, they become aware of their existence of being dead and become confused or gain one of the madness flaws.
If a body is near them, they might try and posses someone. The person that is possessed gains the same flaw of the spirit. The only way the flaw can be removed is getting rid of the spirit inhabiting the person.
If the body of a certain person is brought along and the spirit see’s it, they can take over the body and use it like a normal person though it will move a little awkwardly
Lysander casts protection from good and evil (undead) and plane shifts to Kelipso
After planeshifting, he grabs kelispo and planes shifts him to Entropy *not the tavern* and prepares to cast squester
*Epico*
Lysander to the tiefling. "Your kelipso right?"
*How old are they?*
*They were 23 when they got the course but they have no existent age at the moment*
*As in they don't exist?*
Lysander rolls his eyes and planeshifts the pair to the astral plane to scare a ghost
"Hello?"
You see Kell's spirit but it doesnt speak back
Lysander grumbles, before charming a ghost
*Kelispo ages 20 years since Lysander causes him to fail the saving throw*
Kelipso begins to follow Lysander
Lysander exspells the ghost before turning to Kelipso, the trees around them in the forest bending slightly
"Okay, are you Kelipso?"
Can you talk?
"who am i? what am i?" He says
You are Kelipso, love of Jason, tiefling of renown. I am Lysander, who has resurrected you for the second time
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"I'll gladly do a backflip... over your mutilated body." He unsheathed his katana, flames spreading from the blade as it swooshes through the air.
*Love how my auto correct doesn't think backflip is a single word.*
Spawn forgot to look because he was paying attention to the flowers he was watering. "Aw, the daisies are wilting...Gonna have to invest in perennials..."
*-WHEEZE-*
Teruo sheathes his sword and patiently waits for Spawn to finish.
"DIE WEED!" Spawn rips a weed from one of the puts and crushes it, absorbing its life force until it's a shriveled and crispy husk. "I...love...my job..." Spawn begins humming to himself as he continues clearing the flower pots of weeds.
Yuri is suddenly next to him "Hm, such pent up anger"
"I'm imagining them as you. Lil Fugglies meeting their doom at my grasp..."
"Why are you so angry" she said, sitting next to him.
"I'm Hell incarnate."
"Ah, thats why you smell of evil" she said with a smile
Spawn rolls his eyes. "Yeah." He moves onto the next batch of flowers. "You only see people one dimensionally...must be sad being that stupid."
"ah, so you have a high opinion of yourself" she said and watched a flower bloom before her eyes before standing up and bending a tree to her will, making it brow with beautfuil apple blossoms.
"No. I hate myself actually. But suicide isn't an option for me." Spawn watched her work her magic with skepticism. "Don't screw with my plants. Or I'll [REDACT. KEEP IT CLEAN] in front of Churro."
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
Suddenly, there's this strange whirring sound, that no one (aside from Penny possibly) knows what it is. Slowly, the noise gets stronger as an odd blue box with the words "Police Call Box" on the front materializes. It has two doors, and seems to be made almost entirely from wood. When it fully materializes there's a sound somewhere between a large bell and a gong, and the door opens. A tall man (About 6') wearing a fez and matching bow tie walks out, waving something that looks like a rather long pen with a glowing green light at the end around, almost as though he's scanning for something.
Penny looks up and smiles "OI!!!"
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.
"I'll gladly do a backflip... over your mutilated body." He unsheathed his katana, flames spreading from the blade as it swooshes through the air.
*Love how my auto correct doesn't think backflip is a single word.*
Spawn forgot to look because he was paying attention to the flowers he was watering. "Aw, the daisies are wilting...Gonna have to invest in perennials..."
*-WHEEZE-*
Teruo sheathes his sword and patiently waits for Spawn to finish.
"DIE WEED!" Spawn rips a weed from one of the puts and crushes it, absorbing its life force until it's a shriveled and crispy husk. "I...love...my job..." Spawn begins humming to himself as he continues clearing the flower pots of weeds.
Yuri is suddenly next to him "Hm, such pent up anger"
"I'm imagining them as you. Lil Fugglies meeting their doom at my grasp..."
"Why are you so angry" she said, sitting next to him.
"I'm Hell incarnate."
"Ah, thats why you smell of evil" she said with a smile
Spawn rolls his eyes. "Yeah." He moves onto the next batch of flowers. "You only see people one dimensionally...must be sad being that stupid."
"ah, so you have a high opinion of yourself" she said and watched a flower bloom before her eyes before standing up and bending a tree to her will, making it brow with beautfuil apple blossoms.
"No. I hate myself actually. But suicide isn't an option for me." Spawn watched her work her magic with skepticism. "Don't screw with my plants. Or I'll screw you in front of Churro."
"You underestimate what i am like hellspawn." she said and smiled "and your plants are part of me."
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
"I'll gladly do a backflip... over your mutilated body." He unsheathed his katana, flames spreading from the blade as it swooshes through the air.
*Love how my auto correct doesn't think backflip is a single word.*
Spawn forgot to look because he was paying attention to the flowers he was watering. "Aw, the daisies are wilting...Gonna have to invest in perennials..."
*-WHEEZE-*
Teruo sheathes his sword and patiently waits for Spawn to finish.
"DIE WEED!" Spawn rips a weed from one of the puts and crushes it, absorbing its life force until it's a shriveled and crispy husk. "I...love...my job..." Spawn begins humming to himself as he continues clearing the flower pots of weeds.
Yuri is suddenly next to him "Hm, such pent up anger"
"I'm imagining them as you. Lil Fugglies meeting their doom at my grasp..."
"Why are you so angry" she said, sitting next to him.
"I'm Hell incarnate."
"Ah, thats why you smell of evil" she said with a smile
Spawn rolls his eyes. "Yeah." He moves onto the next batch of flowers. "You only see people one dimensionally...must be sad being that stupid."
"ah, so you have a high opinion of yourself" she said and watched a flower bloom before her eyes before standing up and bending a tree to her will, making it brow with beautfuil apple blossoms.
"No. I hate myself actually. But suicide isn't an option for me." Spawn watched her work her magic with skepticism. "Don't screw with my plants. [REDACTED. Or whatnot] you in front of Churro."
"You underestimate what i am like hellspawn." she said and smiled "and your plants are part of me."
"Don't care. Leave them alone, please. I don't usually ask nicely." Spawn waters the next set of flowers. "Everything's always gotta be about you, huh?"
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
Suddenly, there's this strange whirring sound, that no one (aside from Penny possibly) knows what it is. Slowly, the noise gets stronger as an odd blue box with the words "Police Call Box" on the front materializes. It has two doors, and seems to be made almost entirely from wood. When it fully materializes there's a sound somewhere between a large bell and a gong, and the door opens. A tall man (About 6') wearing a fez and matching bow tie walks out, waving something that looks like a rather long pen with a glowing green light at the end around, almost as though he's scanning for something.
Malia looks over, putting on her goggles
The man walks over to her, the pen-thingy making a louder noise. He bends over slightly, examining her goggles. "Who are you?" He asks in a British accent, before standing back up. "For that matter, where even am I?" He jumps up and down a few times. "Normal earth gravity." Looks up. "G-type star system." He breathes deeply, "and a 73.06% chance of thunderstorms later."
"I'll gladly do a backflip... over your mutilated body." He unsheathed his katana, flames spreading from the blade as it swooshes through the air.
*Love how my auto correct doesn't think backflip is a single word.*
Spawn forgot to look because he was paying attention to the flowers he was watering. "Aw, the daisies are wilting...Gonna have to invest in perennials..."
*-WHEEZE-*
Teruo sheathes his sword and patiently waits for Spawn to finish.
"DIE WEED!" Spawn rips a weed from one of the puts and crushes it, absorbing its life force until it's a shriveled and crispy husk. "I...love...my job..." Spawn begins humming to himself as he continues clearing the flower pots of weeds.
Yuri is suddenly next to him "Hm, such pent up anger"
"I'm imagining them as you. Lil Fugglies meeting their doom at my grasp..."
"Why are you so angry" she said, sitting next to him.
"I'm Hell incarnate."
"Ah, thats why you smell of evil" she said with a smile
Spawn rolls his eyes. "Yeah." He moves onto the next batch of flowers. "You only see people one dimensionally...must be sad being that stupid."
"ah, so you have a high opinion of yourself" she said and watched a flower bloom before her eyes before standing up and bending a tree to her will, making it brow with beautfuil apple blossoms.
"No. I hate myself actually. But suicide isn't an option for me." Spawn watched her work her magic with skepticism. "Don't screw with my plants. [REDACTED. Or whatnot] you in front of Churro."
"You underestimate what i am like hellspawn." she said and smiled "and your plants are part of me."
"Don't care. Leave them alone, please. I don't usually ask nicely." Spawn waters the next set of flowers. "Everything's always gotta be about you, huh?"
"Not always" she said picking an apple off the tree "But noticing your inflated ego about yourself makes me wonder what is wrong with you"
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
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"Oh I would, if I came to it." He smiles too.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
she chuckles and kisses him
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"No. I hate myself actually. But suicide isn't an option for me." Spawn watched her work her magic with skepticism. "Don't screw with my plants. [REDACTED. Use your imagination kiddos] you in front of Churro."
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
You are Kelipso, love of Jason, tiefling of renown. I am Lysander, who has resurrected you for the second time
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
He instantly melted. "I'm probably not going to get an explanation, aren't I?"
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
She nods "a device.... of sorts"
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
Penny looks up and smiles "OI!!!"
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"Mmm... you are really a genius."
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
"Liar."
Extended Sig (Now updated!)
(He/Him)
11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.
"You underestimate what i am like hellspawn." she said and smiled "and your plants are part of me."
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"That i am" she chirped
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
She grinned "Most likely not" she said and giggled a bit
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
He looks rough *& mortal* as the arrows make it to near under his wings, but he holds on, another stab at No. 1
Hit: 19 Dmg: 6
& flies as high as he can again.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
"How does it work?"
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
"Don't care. Leave them alone, please. I don't usually ask nicely." Spawn waters the next set of flowers. "Everything's always gotta be about you, huh?"
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
He sighed, smiling. "Very well, just let me know if you do want her gone, though."
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
"zStep inside the box, flip a few switches, and it takes ya where you want to go!"
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
The man walks over to her, the pen-thingy making a louder noise. He bends over slightly, examining her goggles. "Who are you?" He asks in a British accent, before standing back up. "For that matter, where even am I?" He jumps up and down a few times. "Normal earth gravity." Looks up. "G-type star system." He breathes deeply, "and a 73.06% chance of thunderstorms later."
"Not always" she said picking an apple off the tree "But noticing your inflated ego about yourself makes me wonder what is wrong with you"
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]