"You wont figure this out by yourself. You need a tutor. Me, perhaps?"
Atemos grumbled something vulgar. "No Zya, I can figure this out on my own. I know how to read."
"No, but spells are... hard. I can help."
"Fine. You try." Atemos shoves the book in his hands. *What languages can he read?*
*All known languages, and like 9 dead ones. *
Roll INT check and Arcana.
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Uhluhtc is floatin in the mindscape like usual, looking for minds to have fun with.
Ursula is making hats, like always... (HAT 84 LESS GOOOOOO)
Meroving has possessed Uhluhtc. Uhluhtc is being pulled into the giant prison in the center of Meroving's brain
What are you doing?
Please kindly let me go.
Bears, singing bears, spiders with squid legs, eyes watching... They go on and on before breaking out of their haze. I will let you go, but undo what you did to my mind.
Ugh, your no fun. the bears, snakes with spider legs that have squid legs, and the horrible eyes all disapear in a puff of smoke. happy?
Yes. Now, do you want to talk or what?
talk about what?
Who you are, how you alter mindscapes, etc
er. umm. My name would evaporate any mortal who hears it with a look of horror on their face, and might drive gods insane. not sure about the last one though. So, just call me Uhluhtc.
Nice to meet you, also I am neither a god nor a mortal. Anyway, why?
Why what? you are so close to playing the pronoun game, and i hate the pronoun game.
Why did you mess with my mind?
What do you think i do all day? Turn coffee into decaf? well, that is one of my hobbies... bad example!
Can't you help people? Like cure depression
i could, but why would i?
To not get almost trapped in a sword's mindscape
Thats funny, but nobody currently existing can do that to me, last i checked.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Uhluhtc is floatin in the mindscape like usual, looking for minds to have fun with.
Ursula is making hats, like always... (HAT 84 LESS GOOOOOO)
Meroving has possessed Uhluhtc. Uhluhtc is being pulled into the giant prison in the center of Meroving's brain
What are you doing?
Please kindly let me go.
Bears, singing bears, spiders with squid legs, eyes watching... They go on and on before breaking out of their haze. I will let you go, but undo what you did to my mind.
Ugh, your no fun. the bears, snakes with spider legs that have squid legs, and the horrible eyes all disapear in a puff of smoke. happy?
Yes. Now, do you want to talk or what?
talk about what?
Who you are, how you alter mindscapes, etc
er. umm. My name would evaporate any mortal who hears it with a look of horror on their face, and might drive gods insane. not sure about the last one though. So, just call me Uhluhtc.
Nice to meet you, also I am neither a god nor a mortal. Anyway, why?
Why what? you are so close to playing the pronoun game, and i hate the pronoun game.
Why did you mess with my mind?
What do you think i do all day? Turn coffee into decaf? well, that is one of my hobbies... bad example!
Can't you help people? Like cure depression
i could, but why would i?
To not get almost trapped in a sword's mindscape
Thats funny, but nobody currently existing can do that to me, last i checked.
“His name is Kai, he failed an experiment or something and he told me it reached his spine-“
"Oh. The changeling. Well, he did shoot me in the mouth and set my insides on fire with a moltov so I'm not really sure I'm inclined to help."
“Please, if not for Kai then for me”
"I'm sorry, I don't even know you. But I'll do it if you pay me I suppose. Like a normal doctor would."
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"i don't think i will. besides, i can help you... if you want."
"Yea? How?"
"all you really need to do is shake my hand, and you'll have no trouble casting any of those puny little spells you're trying to master." Uhluhtc says as the human figure holds out his hand, which lights with blue fire.
Atemos is silent for a moment and then bursts out laughing. "You really think I'm going to make a deal with you? I'm not some idiotic human." He bared his teeth into a smile, leaning forward. "But I'd be glad to take this outside if you want to duel. It's more fun than loopholing randoms into soul selling contracts. Plus, we can both have an equal chance at getting what we want."
Uhluhtc frowns, before smiling and saying, "you want to fight me? why not? how about, if i win, you perform a ritual for me."
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
"You wont figure this out by yourself. You need a tutor. Me, perhaps?"
Atemos grumbled something vulgar. "No Zya, I can figure this out on my own. I know how to read."
"No, but spells are... hard. I can help."
"Fine. You try." Atemos shoves the book in his hands. *What languages can he read?*
*All known languages, and like 9 dead ones. *
Roll INT check and Arcana.
*int:8
arcana:22
The wording is jumbled and hard to understand. It looks like a mix of Infernal, Common, and Primordial, but written in a cipher. He can however, recognize the runes drawn alongside the instructions. The book looks like it opens portals into the Hells.
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“His name is Kai, he failed an experiment or something and he told me it reached his spine-“
"Oh. The changeling. Well, he did shoot me in the mouth and set my insides on fire with a moltov so I'm not really sure I'm inclined to help."
“Please, if not for Kai then for me”
"I'm sorry, I don't even know you. But I'll do it if you pay me I suppose. Like a normal doctor would."
Araignée pulls à sac of gold out of his shirt somehowᵗᵐ “Will this do?”
Atemos counts the gold.
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"i don't think i will. besides, i can help you... if you want."
"Yea? How?"
"all you really need to do is shake my hand, and you'll have no trouble casting any of those puny little spells you're trying to master." Uhluhtc says as the human figure holds out his hand, which lights with blue fire.
Atemos is silent for a moment and then bursts out laughing. "You really think I'm going to make a deal with you? I'm not some idiotic human." He bared his teeth into a smile, leaning forward. "But I'd be glad to take this outside if you want to duel. It's more fun than loopholing randoms into soul selling contracts. Plus, we can both have an equal chance at getting what we want."
Uhluhtc frowns, before smiling and saying, "you want to fight me? why not? how about, if i win, you perform a ritual for me."
Atemos folds his arms. "What kind of ritual?"
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"You wont figure this out by yourself. You need a tutor. Me, perhaps?"
Atemos grumbled something vulgar. "No Zya, I can figure this out on my own. I know how to read."
"No, but spells are... hard. I can help."
"Fine. You try." Atemos shoves the book in his hands. *What languages can he read?*
*All known languages, and like 9 dead ones. *
Roll INT check and Arcana.
*int:8
arcana:22
The wording is jumbled and hard to understand. It looks like a mix of Infernal, Common, and Primordial, but written in a cipher. He can however, recognize the runes drawn alongside the instructions. The book looks like it opens portals into the Hells.
"...why do you need to figure this out?I could just plane shift us..."
*I need to go, sorry. Goodnight everyone, I shall return. At somepoint. Maybe.*
"You wont figure this out by yourself. You need a tutor. Me, perhaps?"
Atemos grumbled something vulgar. "No Zya, I can figure this out on my own. I know how to read."
"No, but spells are... hard. I can help."
"Fine. You try." Atemos shoves the book in his hands. *What languages can he read?*
*All known languages, and like 9 dead ones. *
Roll INT check and Arcana.
*int:8
arcana:22
The wording is jumbled and hard to understand. It looks like a mix of Infernal, Common, and Primordial, but written in a cipher. He can however, recognize the runes drawn alongside the instructions. The book looks like it opens portals into the Hells.
"...why do you need to figure this out?I could just plane shift us..."
*I need to go, sorry. Goodnight everyone, I shall return. At somepoint. Maybe.*
*Bye!*
"You're not understanding. This thing is an at will book and it opens to any level of Hell. That's pretty helpful."
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Kai is awake, leaned up against the wall. He's stable thanks to the tavern, but still bleeding slowly
Zenix is holding Pheo on his finger, seemingly talking to them
Nia=PMland
*Welcome back! Pretty slow.*
Elendon=PMland
Elendon is on the roof.
Yazrin is training against the practice dummies.
*when i joined this and just had Ursula, i was promised some drama with Yazrin*
Ursula is watching Yazrin from a tree or something while knitting a web hat.
Yazrin is in perfect from, firing off arrow after arrow at three different dummies, which are each returning fire. Somehow, he is always one step ahead of them, as none of the arrows from the suits even come close to hitting him, while each of his hits spot on. Trails of frost seem to hang in the air in trails following each of his arrows.
"impressive." Says Ursula, loud enough for Yazrin to hear.
Yazrin glances over at her out of the corner of his eye. His eyes go wide and his next arrow still finds the head of one of the three targets, dropping it as he turns his head to look at Ursula directly, his maroon eyes narrowed. I didn't know Halflings could become driders. He says, his tone icy as he fires off another two arrows, taking down a second of the three targets.
"please." Ursula says, laughing. "i'm not a Drider."
You certainly look like one. Believe me, I know; I've killed scores of them. He says as he fires off another single arrow, this one blowing clean through the helmet that is the head of the third target. He then turns back to Ursula.
"can driders even look like jumping spiders?"
*Ursula is a jumping spider arachne, so weird furry legs*
Yazrin shrugs slightly. "Most are more like widows, minus the hourglass shape, but I haven't seen a non-drow turned into one, so...." The cold tone is starting to slowly go away.
"well, do you... uhh, go out of your way to kill them?"
Yazrin shakes his head. "No. Driders are created by Drow as a form of punishment to those who blaspheme against Lloth. I am one of those 'blasphemers', but I escaped. I kill in self-defense. My people have hunted me for far too long. More drow than I can count, scores of driders, and at least three high priestesses have all fallen to my arrows."
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“Please, if not for Kai then for me”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Roll INT check and Arcana.
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making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Thats funny, but nobody currently existing can do that to me, last i checked.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
What did I was just about to do?
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"I'm sorry, I don't even know you. But I'll do it if you pay me I suppose. Like a normal doctor would."
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making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Atemos: i don't evve know you*
*Araignee: Yeah, but please.*
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*int:9
arcana:29
N/A
*Elendon, who are your actives?*
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Araignée pulls à sac of gold out of his shirt somehowᵗᵐ “Will this do?”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Uhluhtc frowns, before smiling and saying, "you want to fight me? why not? how about, if i win, you perform a ritual for me."
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
The wording is jumbled and hard to understand. It looks like a mix of Infernal, Common, and Primordial, but written in a cipher. He can however, recognize the runes drawn alongside the instructions. The book looks like it opens portals into the Hells.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*actives?*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Atemos counts the gold.
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Atemos folds his arms. "What kind of ritual?"
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"...why do you need to figure this out?I could just plane shift us..."
*I need to go, sorry. Goodnight everyone, I shall return. At somepoint. Maybe.*
N/A
*Bye!*
"You're not understanding. This thing is an at will book and it opens to any level of Hell. That's pretty helpful."
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making a smoothie for meta
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Yazrin shakes his head. "No. Driders are created by Drow as a form of punishment to those who blaspheme against Lloth. I am one of those 'blasphemers', but I escaped. I kill in self-defense. My people have hunted me for far too long. More drow than I can count, scores of driders, and at least three high priestesses have all fallen to my arrows."
*Who is in the main room?*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
*Atemos.*
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Meroving/Tohono waves at him.
Atemos?
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now