They roll their eyes. "I grab the rope, and then what will you do immediately? Fall off the ledge?"
Myrn looks at him, holding a hammer “yep”
"Okay." They hold onto it
Myrn starts grinning like a crazy person again and jumps off the ledge, gravity does it’s thing and the bell rings, myrn flies back up, grinning still “I wanted to hear that sound so much”
"Okay..." Lazarus says, scared of the angel. "Um... may I ask you a question?"
“Go ahead”
"What type of angel are you?"
*CR?*
[[ waht? ]]
*What is his challenge rating? What stat block are they?*
[[ you are asking questions I do not have the answers to ]]
*Um... okay... How powerful are they? Also please read the rules*
[[ I’ve read them like 5 times before I introduced each character I just don’t know how to quantify most things- ]]
*Of the angels in the book, which are they most like? Messangers/lowest power (Devas), Weapons/middle power (planatars) or Angels of Death/Highest power (Solars)?*
[[ well ig since his design is an archangel something close to a solar? ]]
*Okay. Also, do they have their truth-seeking ability?*
"What type of angel are you?"
[[ yes? I don’t think he feels the need to use it tho- he’s on vacation he doesn’t care about much rn ]]
”I’m an Archangel, or as people call them here, Solars”
They roll their eyes. "I grab the rope, and then what will you do immediately? Fall off the ledge?"
Myrn looks at him, holding a hammer “yep”
"Okay." They hold onto it
Myrn starts grinning like a crazy person again and jumps off the ledge, gravity does it’s thing and the bell rings, myrn flies back up, grinning still “I wanted to hear that sound so much”
"Okay..." Lazarus says, scared of the angel. "Um... may I ask you a question?"
“Go ahead”
"What type of angel are you?"
*CR?*
[[ waht? ]]
*What is his challenge rating? What stat block are they?*
[[ you are asking questions I do not have the answers to ]]
*Um... okay... How powerful are they? Also please read the rules*
[[ I’ve read them like 5 times before I introduced each character I just don’t know how to quantify most things- ]]
*Of the angels in the book, which are they most like? Messangers/lowest power (Devas), Weapons/middle power (planatars) or Angels of Death/Highest power (Solars)?*
[[ well ig since his design is an archangel something close to a solar? ]]
*Okay. Also, do they have their truth-seeking ability?*
"What type of angel are you?"
[[ yes? I don’t think he feels the need to use it tho- he’s on vacation he doesn’t care about much rn ]]
”I’m an Archangel, or as people call them here, Solars”
"I see... Should I bow or something?"
*So you are using the Solar stat block?*
[[ ig? ]]
“please don’t- it’s embarrassing”
"Okay..." They say, attempting to be 'lively'. "So how was the fall?"
*Then they can sense when people lie*
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Yazrin chuckles. "Alright then. I hear the water here is amazing." He says with teasing and playful sarcasm.
Emrick takes a seat, looking down again but his expression is still indifferent and hard to read. "Why are they after your family? I thought I'd find mine if I went there, but I was wrong. Wrote a song about it..."
Yazrin shrugs. "I don't know why Baenre joined in against my house. As for why I am being hunted," He chuckles sadly, and pulls his necklace out so it can be clearly seen. It's pure silver, and the pendant is an ornately carved moon with a sword and beautiful Drow female almost hidden in the engravings. "I turned my back on Lloth shortly after the fall of my house. A friend of mine who I met while adventuring taught me of Eilistraee, and I started following her. In addition to that, I'm the sole noble survivor, and so Lloth already demands my blood."
*ANd now i have nothing to do, but create characters..... sad times*
Soldaer is training outside, taking on three of the animated targets simultaneously this time.
*eeeny meeny miny cruise, i don't know who i should use*
A masked figure is watching from outside the training area
*Guessing Nia's still sleeping off the hangover then. XD*
Soldaer backs or of melee from the three targets, and calls down a beam of pure white radiance on two of them. They survive the initial blast, but die when the break follows them. The beam fades and Soldaer charges back into melee against it, dispatching it with ease.
*YEP, she drunked as heck*
The figure watches, a murder of crows collecting on the roof nearby
Soldaer turns to the figure. (Who are you?) He asks, honestly curious, as he pulls out his whistle and calls Shade from the Feywild.
I'm just an observer. They say, though its more telepathise
What is it you want from me? Or is it simply to watch me? Soldaer asks with a slight chuckle.
I am just watching for now.
Soldaer chuckles again. Very well. Soldaer kneels down and strokes Shade's neck, keeping clear of her quills. Have you ever seen something like Shade here?
I can't say i have
Soldaer chuckles. Saberbeasts such as Shade are native to the Feywild in my world. I've spent much time in the Feywild. Shade and the rest of her pride saved me and my teacher from a pack of Yeth hounds, but shade was badly injured. I healed her, and she hasn't forgotten that. She has been one of my few constant companions.
Shadebeast? Well, they certainly are different from my feywild.
Soldaer laughs. Saberbeast. Shade is her name. He cocks his head slightly. So, you're a fey then?
*I'm feeling better, thank you all for dealing with my BS*
*I love you, dude.*
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
Yazrin chuckles. "Alright then. I hear the water here is amazing." He says with teasing and playful sarcasm.
Emrick takes a seat, looking down again but his expression is still indifferent and hard to read. "Why are they after your family? I thought I'd find mine if I went there, but I was wrong. Wrote a song about it..."
Yazrin shrugs. "I don't know why Baenre joined in against my house. As for why I am being hunted," He chuckles sadly, and pulls his necklace out so it can be clearly seen. It's pure silver, and the pendant is an ornately carved moon with a sword and beautiful Drow female almost hidden in the engravings. "I turned my back on Lloth shortly after the fall of my house. A friend of mine who I met while adventuring taught me of Eilistraee, and I started following her. In addition to that, I'm the sole noble survivor, and so Lloth already demands my blood."
"Oh. Is she...like Lolth but good or something? I've heard rumors about a Drow god that wasn't to be named or worshiped...is this the same person?" Emrick begins tuning his guitar.
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
They roll their eyes. "I grab the rope, and then what will you do immediately? Fall off the ledge?"
Myrn looks at him, holding a hammer “yep”
"Okay." They hold onto it
Myrn starts grinning like a crazy person again and jumps off the ledge, gravity does it’s thing and the bell rings, myrn flies back up, grinning still “I wanted to hear that sound so much”
"Okay..." Lazarus says, scared of the angel. "Um... may I ask you a question?"
“Go ahead”
"What type of angel are you?"
*CR?*
[[ waht? ]]
*What is his challenge rating? What stat block are they?*
[[ you are asking questions I do not have the answers to ]]
*Um... okay... How powerful are they? Also please read the rules*
[[ I’ve read them like 5 times before I introduced each character I just don’t know how to quantify most things- ]]
*Of the angels in the book, which are they most like? Messangers/lowest power (Devas), Weapons/middle power (planatars) or Angels of Death/Highest power (Solars)?*
[[ well ig since his design is an archangel something close to a solar? ]]
*Okay. Also, do they have their truth-seeking ability?*
"What type of angel are you?"
[[ yes? I don’t think he feels the need to use it tho- he’s on vacation he doesn’t care about much rn ]]
”I’m an Archangel, or as people call them here, Solars”
They roll their eyes. "I grab the rope, and then what will you do immediately? Fall off the ledge?"
Myrn looks at him, holding a hammer “yep”
"Okay." They hold onto it
Myrn starts grinning like a crazy person again and jumps off the ledge, gravity does it’s thing and the bell rings, myrn flies back up, grinning still “I wanted to hear that sound so much”
"Okay..." Lazarus says, scared of the angel. "Um... may I ask you a question?"
“Go ahead”
"What type of angel are you?"
*CR?*
[[ waht? ]]
*What is his challenge rating? What stat block are they?*
[[ you are asking questions I do not have the answers to ]]
*Um... okay... How powerful are they? Also please read the rules*
[[ I’ve read them like 5 times before I introduced each character I just don’t know how to quantify most things- ]]
*Of the angels in the book, which are they most like? Messangers/lowest power (Devas), Weapons/middle power (planatars) or Angels of Death/Highest power (Solars)?*
[[ well ig since his design is an archangel something close to a solar? ]]
*Okay. Also, do they have their truth-seeking ability?*
"What type of angel are you?"
[[ yes? I don’t think he feels the need to use it tho- he’s on vacation he doesn’t care about much rn ]]
”I’m an Archangel, or as people call them here, Solars”
"I see... Should I bow or something?"
*So you are using the Solar stat block?*
[[ ig? ]]
“please don’t- it’s embarrassing”
"Okay..." They say, attempting to be 'lively'. "So how was the fall?"
*Then they can sense when people lie*
[[ ok- he doesn’t care if people lie for some reason- apparently he’s a solar with very loose morals if that makes sense- eh just character design ig ]]
*ANd now i have nothing to do, but create characters..... sad times*
Soldaer is training outside, taking on three of the animated targets simultaneously this time.
*eeeny meeny miny cruise, i don't know who i should use*
A masked figure is watching from outside the training area
*Guessing Nia's still sleeping off the hangover then. XD*
Soldaer backs or of melee from the three targets, and calls down a beam of pure white radiance on two of them. They survive the initial blast, but die when the break follows them. The beam fades and Soldaer charges back into melee against it, dispatching it with ease.
*YEP, she drunked as heck*
The figure watches, a murder of crows collecting on the roof nearby
Soldaer turns to the figure. (Who are you?) He asks, honestly curious, as he pulls out his whistle and calls Shade from the Feywild.
I'm just an observer. They say, though its more telepathise
What is it you want from me? Or is it simply to watch me? Soldaer asks with a slight chuckle.
I am just watching for now.
Soldaer chuckles again. Very well. Soldaer kneels down and strokes Shade's neck, keeping clear of her quills. Have you ever seen something like Shade here?
I can't say i have
Soldaer chuckles. Saberbeasts such as Shade are native to the Feywild in my world. I've spent much time in the Feywild. Shade and the rest of her pride saved me and my teacher from a pack of Yeth hounds, but shade was badly injured. I healed her, and she hasn't forgotten that. She has been one of my few constant companions.
Shadebeast? Well, they certainly are different from my feywild.
Soldaer laughs. Saberbeast. Shade is her name. He cocks his head slightly. So, you're a fey then?
Yazrin chuckles. "Alright then. I hear the water here is amazing." He says with teasing and playful sarcasm.
Emrick takes a seat, looking down again but his expression is still indifferent and hard to read. "Why are they after your family? I thought I'd find mine if I went there, but I was wrong. Wrote a song about it..."
Yazrin shrugs. "I don't know why Baenre joined in against my house. As for why I am being hunted," He chuckles sadly, and pulls his necklace out so it can be clearly seen. It's pure silver, and the pendant is an ornately carved moon with a sword and beautiful Drow female almost hidden in the engravings. "I turned my back on Lloth shortly after the fall of my house. A friend of mine who I met while adventuring taught me of Eilistraee, and I started following her. In addition to that, I'm the sole noble survivor, and so Lloth already demands my blood."
"Oh. Is she...like Lolth but good or something? I've heard rumors about a Drow god that wasn't to be named or worshiped...is this the same person?" Emrick begins tuning his guitar.
Yazrin chuckles. "More or less. She is the daughter of Lloth and Correlon, and the only goodly member of the Dark Seldarine."
*ANd now i have nothing to do, but create characters..... sad times*
Soldaer is training outside, taking on three of the animated targets simultaneously this time.
*eeeny meeny miny cruise, i don't know who i should use*
A masked figure is watching from outside the training area
*Guessing Nia's still sleeping off the hangover then. XD*
Soldaer backs or of melee from the three targets, and calls down a beam of pure white radiance on two of them. They survive the initial blast, but die when the break follows them. The beam fades and Soldaer charges back into melee against it, dispatching it with ease.
*YEP, she drunked as heck*
The figure watches, a murder of crows collecting on the roof nearby
Soldaer turns to the figure. (Who are you?) He asks, honestly curious, as he pulls out his whistle and calls Shade from the Feywild.
I'm just an observer. They say, though its more telepathise
What is it you want from me? Or is it simply to watch me? Soldaer asks with a slight chuckle.
I am just watching for now.
Soldaer chuckles again. Very well. Soldaer kneels down and strokes Shade's neck, keeping clear of her quills. Have you ever seen something like Shade here?
I can't say i have
Soldaer chuckles. Saberbeasts such as Shade are native to the Feywild in my world. I've spent much time in the Feywild. Shade and the rest of her pride saved me and my teacher from a pack of Yeth hounds, but shade was badly injured. I healed her, and she hasn't forgotten that. She has been one of my few constant companions.
Shadebeast? Well, they certainly are different from my feywild.
Soldaer laughs. Saberbeast. Shade is her name. He cocks his head slightly. So, you're a fey then?
Of sorts.
"......Eladrin?"
Amazing guessing power
Soldaer laughs. You aren't the first Eladrin I've met. Although, I must say that you are acting a bit...different than most eladrin that I've met.
They roll their eyes. "I grab the rope, and then what will you do immediately? Fall off the ledge?"
Myrn looks at him, holding a hammer “yep”
"Okay." They hold onto it
Myrn starts grinning like a crazy person again and jumps off the ledge, gravity does it’s thing and the bell rings, myrn flies back up, grinning still “I wanted to hear that sound so much”
"Okay..." Lazarus says, scared of the angel. "Um... may I ask you a question?"
“Go ahead”
"What type of angel are you?"
*CR?*
[[ waht? ]]
*What is his challenge rating? What stat block are they?*
[[ you are asking questions I do not have the answers to ]]
*Um... okay... How powerful are they? Also please read the rules*
[[ I’ve read them like 5 times before I introduced each character I just don’t know how to quantify most things- ]]
*Of the angels in the book, which are they most like? Messangers/lowest power (Devas), Weapons/middle power (planatars) or Angels of Death/Highest power (Solars)?*
[[ well ig since his design is an archangel something close to a solar? ]]
*Okay. Also, do they have their truth-seeking ability?*
"What type of angel are you?"
[[ yes? I don’t think he feels the need to use it tho- he’s on vacation he doesn’t care about much rn ]]
”I’m an Archangel, or as people call them here, Solars”
They roll their eyes. "I grab the rope, and then what will you do immediately? Fall off the ledge?"
Myrn looks at him, holding a hammer “yep”
"Okay." They hold onto it
Myrn starts grinning like a crazy person again and jumps off the ledge, gravity does it’s thing and the bell rings, myrn flies back up, grinning still “I wanted to hear that sound so much”
"Okay..." Lazarus says, scared of the angel. "Um... may I ask you a question?"
“Go ahead”
"What type of angel are you?"
*CR?*
[[ waht? ]]
*What is his challenge rating? What stat block are they?*
[[ you are asking questions I do not have the answers to ]]
*Um... okay... How powerful are they? Also please read the rules*
[[ I’ve read them like 5 times before I introduced each character I just don’t know how to quantify most things- ]]
*Of the angels in the book, which are they most like? Messangers/lowest power (Devas), Weapons/middle power (planatars) or Angels of Death/Highest power (Solars)?*
[[ well ig since his design is an archangel something close to a solar? ]]
*Okay. Also, do they have their truth-seeking ability?*
"What type of angel are you?"
[[ yes? I don’t think he feels the need to use it tho- he’s on vacation he doesn’t care about much rn ]]
”I’m an Archangel, or as people call them here, Solars”
"I see... Should I bow or something?"
*So you are using the Solar stat block?*
[[ ig? ]]
“please don’t- it’s embarrassing”
"Okay..." They say, attempting to be 'lively'. "So how was the fall?"
*Then they can sense when people lie*
[[ ok- he doesn’t care if people lie for some reason- apparently he’s a solar with very loose morals if that makes sense- eh just character design ig ]]
”it was… it- it made me happy”
*that is fine. Just very different from how I think angels should act*
"Good... So... um... how is being an angel?"
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Yazrin chuckles. "Alright then. I hear the water here is amazing." He says with teasing and playful sarcasm.
Emrick takes a seat, looking down again but his expression is still indifferent and hard to read. "Why are they after your family? I thought I'd find mine if I went there, but I was wrong. Wrote a song about it..."
Yazrin shrugs. "I don't know why Baenre joined in against my house. As for why I am being hunted," He chuckles sadly, and pulls his necklace out so it can be clearly seen. It's pure silver, and the pendant is an ornately carved moon with a sword and beautiful Drow female almost hidden in the engravings. "I turned my back on Lloth shortly after the fall of my house. A friend of mine who I met while adventuring taught me of Eilistraee, and I started following her. In addition to that, I'm the sole noble survivor, and so Lloth already demands my blood."
"Oh. Is she...like Lolth but good or something? I've heard rumors about a Drow god that wasn't to be named or worshiped...is this the same person?" Emrick begins tuning his guitar.
Yazrin chuckles. "More or less. She is the daughter of Lloth and Correlon, and the only goodly member of the Dark Seldarine."
"Oh." Emrick blinks twice. We have a pantheon of Elf gods??? He thinks to himself. I knew the dwarves had theirs... But he continues to tune his instrument until it is pitch perfect. "That sounds better than Lolth. But, uh...Hm...I'll just..." He begins playing a song.
"She eyes me like a Pisces when I am weak I've been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks I've been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black
Hey Wait I got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice Hey Wait I got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice Hey Wait I got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice Your advice
Meat-eating orchids forgive no one just yet Cut myself on angel hair and baby's breath Broken ***** of Your Highness, I'm left black Throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back
Hey Wait I got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice Hey Wait I got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice Hey Wait I got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice Your advice
She eyes me like a Pisces when I am weak I've been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks I've been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black
Hey Wait I got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice Hey Wait I got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice Hey Wait I got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice Your advice Your advice Your advice..."
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
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[[ I accidentally double quoted AAAAAAAAAAAAAA ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
*I'm feeling better, thank you all for dealing with my BS*
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
[[ it’s fine dude you can treat me like a garbage can and throw all your [[1gp]] at me ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
"Okay..." They say, attempting to be 'lively'. "So how was the fall?"
*Then they can sense when people lie*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Yazrin shrugs. "I don't know why Baenre joined in against my house. As for why I am being hunted," He chuckles sadly, and pulls his necklace out so it can be clearly seen. It's pure silver, and the pendant is an ornately carved moon with a sword and beautiful Drow female almost hidden in the engravings. "I turned my back on Lloth shortly after the fall of my house. A friend of mine who I met while adventuring taught me of Eilistraee, and I started following her. In addition to that, I'm the sole noble survivor, and so Lloth already demands my blood."
"......Eladrin?"
*Elendon, want to do Yazrin and Yacatl?*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
*I love you, dude.*
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
they give a 'so-so' motion
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"Oh. Is she...like Lolth but good or something? I've heard rumors about a Drow god that wasn't to be named or worshiped...is this the same person?" Emrick begins tuning his guitar.
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
*I will cuddle the [gp] out of you if you try that move again bucko*
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
[[ ok- he doesn’t care if people lie for some reason- apparently he’s a solar with very loose morals if that makes sense- eh just character design ig ]]
”it was… it- it made me happy”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Amazing guessing power
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
Yazrin chuckles. "More or less. She is the daughter of Lloth and Correlon, and the only goodly member of the Dark Seldarine."
Is there a better word I am not thinking of?
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
*Well aren't you sweet*
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
Soldaer laughs. You aren't the first Eladrin I've met. Although, I must say that you are acting a bit...different than most eladrin that I've met.
*that is fine. Just very different from how I think angels should act*
"Good... So... um... how is being an angel?"
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
'Selective?'
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"Oh." Emrick blinks twice. We have a pantheon of Elf gods??? He thinks to himself. I knew the dwarves had theirs... But he continues to tune his instrument until it is pitch perfect. "That sounds better than Lolth. But, uh...Hm...I'll just..." He begins playing a song.
"She eyes me like a Pisces when I am weak
I've been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks
I've been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap
I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black
Wait
I got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Hey
Wait
I got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Hey
Wait
I got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Your advice
Cut myself on angel hair and baby's breath
Broken ***** of Your Highness, I'm left black
Throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back
Wait
I got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Hey
Wait
I got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Hey
Wait
I got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Your advice
I've been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks
I've been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap
I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black
Wait
I got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Hey
Wait
I got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Hey
Wait
I got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Your advice
Your advice
Your advice..."
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)