“Yo, calm down, I’m not sure you should have honey-“
The big fluffy wolf makes very pleading eyes, sitting back on its haunches.
Soldaer chuckles in the background. You're more than just a wolf, aren't you? He asks.
I'm starving... I haven't eaten in days. Don't judge me.
Soldaer chuckles slightly. First, who are you? Second, I could help you hunt and get you some food that will be far most substantial than a jar of honey. Or how about a nice, big steak?
“Yo, calm down, I’m not sure you should have honey-“
The big fluffy wolf makes very pleading eyes, sitting back on its haunches.
Soldaer chuckles in the background. You're more than just a wolf, aren't you? He asks.
I'm starving... I haven't eaten in days. Don't judge me.
Soldaer chuckles slightly. First, who are you? Second, I could help you hunt and get you some food that will be far most substantial than a jar of honey. Or how about a nice, big steak?
I can't go outside the blessing, and I have no money. It's better if strangers believe I'm some random lost puppy or whatever makes them feel bad. My name is Roran, to answer your question.
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Bolehs is eating either a monkey or a halfing. (could be either!!!)
Kyaru, the Lizardfolk Kensei monk, approaches Ariadne, making a loud "ahem" sound
"excuse me, but where in the 9 realms am I?"
"Entropy, i believe."
"you mean, instead of going to my AA meeting, which would be my 6th year sober last week, im now in Entropy?"
"....Yes???"
he doesn't seem upset by this information, but he does yeet the plastic cup full of apple juice towards a nearby trash can
"cool, cool. sorry it seems weird, but who are you? im Kyaru Bulkarin, disgraced prince of my tribe"
"I'm Ariadne, Anathema of The Ilkensi Yuan-ti."
"Yuan-ti, huh? I remember a rouge section of my tribe blindly, almost literally blindly, following a pair of Purebloods to their boat, then going to leave them out to sea in Kraken waters. my ship went out to save them, and guess who lived?"
"the purebloods?" said Ariadne, and if it wasn't clear enough from him saying it, he is clearly a yuan ti.
Ariadne stands almost 9 feet tall, and instead of legs, has the tail of a snake. this is not conventional for an Anathema, but Ariadne still has 6 snake heads rising from his shoulders. he wears a very fancy velvet jacket, and has a crown made out of 24 karrot gold. this person clearly rules something.
"no, one of them got viciously broken in half, the other one was drowned. only I remained, and had to swim back to the shore." the Lizardfolk reaches for a war pick, hefting it up to show the craftmanship on it, which was also inlaid with silver
"this belonged to the one that drowned, and I added the name of my brother who was crushed by a Kraken tentacle. that's why Im the disgraced prince. because I can't even save my own family from death"
the tall, lean Lizard bows his head, his voice cracking up just talking about it. as the put the pick away
"unfortunate... where exactly was that kraken?"
"gods, i forgot exactly, but I know it was Sword Coast for certainty, i just can't remember all of it off the top of my head."
Ariadne curses and writes something in his notebook. he incidently activates his odiophobia aura. (make a DC 17 wisdom saving throw or become frightened of yuan ti & snakes.)
22 Whatever the reaction, he looks over them, and staggers back slightly, as he seems to remember not much more, but he remembers seeing his brothers face as he was grabbed by one of the Purebloods
While Ariadne is writing down notes, one of his snake heads make eye contact with kyaru and starts hissing. it sounds like a piece of hot metal being soaked in water.
Kyaru didn't like it, and remembers that hiss rather well as he stares them down, not wanting to cause any harm just yet, but at the ready if need be
The Snake's head flared up, as it bared it's 4 inch long fangs, dripping with venom. drip. drop. drip. drop.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
A tall, muscled woman with dyed green hair, hazel eyes, and roughed up iron plate armor waves to him. She has a big smile on her face. "You ok up there?"
*Kite?*
"Hm? oh yeah, i'm fine." He nods, still jamming the severed finger at the stump
“Yo, calm down, I’m not sure you should have honey-“
The big fluffy wolf makes very pleading eyes, sitting back on its haunches.
“Do you need food? Honey isn’t very substantial y’a know”
The wolf nodded slowly.
“All right, I’ll help y’a out” Apifite smiles and orders some meat for the wolf
It wags its tail happily, following him.
“I Hope you enjoy it, friend” When the meat arrives Apifite continues to drink his sugar water
The wolf poofs into a young man with stark white hair, crystal blue eyes, and a large amount of black piercings. He winces, rubbing his head, where two fluffy white wolf ears stick out. "Ow.."
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A tall, muscled woman with dyed green hair, hazel eyes, and roughed up iron plate armor waves to him. She has a big smile on her face. "You ok up there?"
*Kite?*
"Hm? oh yeah, i'm fine." He nods, still jamming the severed finger at the stump
*Yeup. Timewarp.*
"You.. don't seem alright there mate. Come down and let me help you out with that!"
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“Yo, calm down, I’m not sure you should have honey-“
The big fluffy wolf makes very pleading eyes, sitting back on its haunches.
Soldaer chuckles in the background. You're more than just a wolf, aren't you? He asks.
I'm starving... I haven't eaten in days. Don't judge me.
Soldaer chuckles slightly. First, who are you? Second, I could help you hunt and get you some food that will be far most substantial than a jar of honey. Or how about a nice, big steak?
I can't go outside the blessing, and I have no money. It's better if strangers believe I'm some random lost puppy or whatever makes them feel bad. My name is Roran, to answer your question.
Pleasure to meet you, Roran. I'm Soldaer Torrae, ranger and druid. And since you can't leave the blessing, how about I order you a nice, big steak? It's not like I'm particularly short on money, especially after I killed that green dragon about 50 years back.
“Yo, calm down, I’m not sure you should have honey-“
The big fluffy wolf makes very pleading eyes, sitting back on its haunches.
“Do you need food? Honey isn’t very substantial y’a know”
The wolf nodded slowly.
“All right, I’ll help y’a out” Apifite smiles and orders some meat for the wolf
It wags its tail happily, following him.
“I Hope you enjoy it, friend” When the meat arrives Apifite continues to drink his sugar water
The wolf poofs into a young man with stark white hair, crystal blue eyes, and a large amount of black piercings. He winces, rubbing his head, where two fluffy white wolf ears stick out. "Ow.."
Apifite looks at him up and down “damn” bi bee boi intensifies and he drinks more sugar water
A tall, muscled woman with dyed green hair, hazel eyes, and roughed up iron plate armor waves to him. She has a big smile on her face. "You ok up there?"
*Kite?*
"Hm? oh yeah, i'm fine." He nods, still jamming the severed finger at the stump
*Yeup. Timewarp.*
"You.. don't seem alright there mate. Come down and let me help you out with that!"
*Ooooooo....Soldaer needs to meet Kite...He's heard of her, but hasn't met her.*
Bolehs is eating either a monkey or a halfing. (could be either!!!)
Kyaru, the Lizardfolk Kensei monk, approaches Ariadne, making a loud "ahem" sound
"excuse me, but where in the 9 realms am I?"
"Entropy, i believe."
"you mean, instead of going to my AA meeting, which would be my 6th year sober last week, im now in Entropy?"
"....Yes???"
he doesn't seem upset by this information, but he does yeet the plastic cup full of apple juice towards a nearby trash can
"cool, cool. sorry it seems weird, but who are you? im Kyaru Bulkarin, disgraced prince of my tribe"
"I'm Ariadne, Anathema of The Ilkensi Yuan-ti."
"Yuan-ti, huh? I remember a rouge section of my tribe blindly, almost literally blindly, following a pair of Purebloods to their boat, then going to leave them out to sea in Kraken waters. my ship went out to save them, and guess who lived?"
"the purebloods?" said Ariadne, and if it wasn't clear enough from him saying it, he is clearly a yuan ti.
Ariadne stands almost 9 feet tall, and instead of legs, has the tail of a snake. this is not conventional for an Anathema, but Ariadne still has 6 snake heads rising from his shoulders. he wears a very fancy velvet jacket, and has a crown made out of 24 karrot gold. this person clearly rules something.
"no, one of them got viciously broken in half, the other one was drowned. only I remained, and had to swim back to the shore." the Lizardfolk reaches for a war pick, hefting it up to show the craftmanship on it, which was also inlaid with silver
"this belonged to the one that drowned, and I added the name of my brother who was crushed by a Kraken tentacle. that's why Im the disgraced prince. because I can't even save my own family from death"
the tall, lean Lizard bows his head, his voice cracking up just talking about it. as the put the pick away
"unfortunate... where exactly was that kraken?"
"gods, i forgot exactly, but I know it was Sword Coast for certainty, i just can't remember all of it off the top of my head."
Ariadne curses and writes something in his notebook. he incidently activates his odiophobia aura. (make a DC 17 wisdom saving throw or become frightened of yuan ti & snakes.)
22 Whatever the reaction, he looks over them, and staggers back slightly, as he seems to remember not much more, but he remembers seeing his brothers face as he was grabbed by one of the Purebloods
While Ariadne is writing down notes, one of his snake heads make eye contact with kyaru and starts hissing. it sounds like a piece of hot metal being soaked in water.
Kyaru didn't like it, and remembers that hiss rather well as he stares them down, not wanting to cause any harm just yet, but at the ready if need be
The Snake's hood flared up, as it bared it's 4 inch long fangs, dripping with venom. drip. drop. drip. drop.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
“Yo, calm down, I’m not sure you should have honey-“
The big fluffy wolf makes very pleading eyes, sitting back on its haunches.
Soldaer chuckles in the background. You're more than just a wolf, aren't you? He asks.
I'm starving... I haven't eaten in days. Don't judge me.
Soldaer chuckles slightly. First, who are you? Second, I could help you hunt and get you some food that will be far most substantial than a jar of honey. Or how about a nice, big steak?
I can't go outside the blessing, and I have no money. It's better if strangers believe I'm some random lost puppy or whatever makes them feel bad. My name is Roran, to answer your question.
Pleasure to meet you, Roran. I'm Soldaer Torrae, ranger and druid. And since you can't leave the blessing, how about I order you a nice, big steak? It's not like I'm particularly short on money, especially after I killed that green dragon about 50 years back.
He seems to consider. I... could go for a large steak right about now.
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“Yo, calm down, I’m not sure you should have honey-“
The big fluffy wolf makes very pleading eyes, sitting back on its haunches.
Soldaer chuckles in the background. You're more than just a wolf, aren't you? He asks.
I'm starving... I haven't eaten in days. Don't judge me.
Soldaer chuckles slightly. First, who are you? Second, I could help you hunt and get you some food that will be far most substantial than a jar of honey. Or how about a nice, big steak?
I can't go outside the blessing, and I have no money. It's better if strangers believe I'm some random lost puppy or whatever makes them feel bad. My name is Roran, to answer your question.
Pleasure to meet you, Roran. I'm Soldaer Torrae, ranger and druid. And since you can't leave the blessing, how about I order you a nice, big steak? It's not like I'm particularly short on money, especially after I killed that green dragon about 50 years back.
He seems to consider. I... could go for a large steak right about now.
Soldaer chuckles again. Alright. It may take a little bit, and let me know how you want it. Rare, medium rare, medium well...
“Yo, calm down, I’m not sure you should have honey-“
The big fluffy wolf makes very pleading eyes, sitting back on its haunches.
“Do you need food? Honey isn’t very substantial y’a know”
The wolf nodded slowly.
“All right, I’ll help y’a out” Apifite smiles and orders some meat for the wolf
It wags its tail happily, following him.
“I Hope you enjoy it, friend” When the meat arrives Apifite continues to drink his sugar water
The wolf poofs into a young man with stark white hair, crystal blue eyes, and a large amount of black piercings. He winces, rubbing his head, where two fluffy white wolf ears stick out. "Ow.."
Apifite looks at him up and down “damn” bi bee boi intensifies and he drinks more sugar water
He looks a bit bewildered. “I uh.. that wasn’t supposed to happen.. sorry.”
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A tall, muscled woman with dyed green hair, hazel eyes, and roughed up iron plate armor waves to him. She has a big smile on her face. "You ok up there?"
*Kite?*
"Hm? oh yeah, i'm fine." He nods, still jamming the severed finger at the stump
*Yeup. Timewarp.*
"You.. don't seem alright there mate. Come down and let me help you out with that!"
*Me missing having characters that know her ;-; *
"Hmmm, sure" Azazel nods, dissapating into a cloud of dark smoking, appearing behind her, "Alright, how can ya help?"
*Also, i can't remember how the paladin divine sense works. Is it automatic or action?*
Bolehs is eating either a monkey or a halfing. (could be either!!!)
Fin, taking a walk in the waning woods, stumbles upon Ursula and the house
Currently, the house is just an outline of webs. this, however, is still enough for Ursula to be immediately aware of their location. "Who are you?" she says, suspended herself on a strand os silk, hanging upside down.
"Fin Merd, and you?"
"Ursula Selderi."
He cocks his head, "That's quite the house you have there"
*Description pls.*
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I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
"You've been running away for a hundred years? How do they keep finding you?"
Yazrin snorts. "In a word, high priestesses. I've killed at least three so far, as well as scores of other Drow, and even a handful of Driders."
"Driders don't serve the Drow...or at least not the ones I've met."
Yazrin laughs. "Then you met some rogue ones. Most Driders are still servants, or at least willing warriors, for the Drow."
"Hm, that sort of makes sense. The one met was my guide through the Underdark. She was very nice and she explained that it was her compassion that had her exiled."
Yazrin nods. "She was one of the few with a conscience then."
"Is there a way to save her? Is there a way to save any of them?"
Yazrin shrugs. "There are rumors of enclaves of Drow who have broken from Lloth and formed settlements, although I don't know where they are...From what I've heard, those enclaves would gladly welcome outcast driders such as the one who was your guide."
"I've heard of those, but I mean...fix her body. I remember her saying that she would've been perfectly fine as an exile, but now as a half-spider thingy, no one can see anything but a monster..." Emrick says sadly.
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
"Im... Im physically ok, now, I think.... Im.... Still just a little worried about getting back safely..."
Zay looked at her firmly. “I will protect you.”
"Thank you, but... Please dont get yourself hurt..."
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Soldaer chuckles slightly. First, who are you? Second, I could help you hunt and get you some food that will be far most substantial than a jar of honey. Or how about a nice, big steak?
“I Hope you enjoy it, friend” When the meat arrives Apifite continues to drink his sugar water
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
I can't go outside the blessing, and I have no money. It's better if strangers believe I'm some random lost puppy or whatever makes them feel bad. My name is Roran, to answer your question.
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The Snake's head flared up, as it bared it's 4 inch long fangs, dripping with venom. drip. drop. drip. drop.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*Kite?*
"Hm? oh yeah, i'm fine." He nods, still jamming the severed finger at the stump
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
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The wolf poofs into a young man with stark white hair, crystal blue eyes, and a large amount of black piercings. He winces, rubbing his head, where two fluffy white wolf ears stick out. "Ow.."
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*Yeup. Timewarp.*
"You.. don't seem alright there mate. Come down and let me help you out with that!"
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Pleasure to meet you, Roran. I'm Soldaer Torrae, ranger and druid. And since you can't leave the blessing, how about I order you a nice, big steak? It's not like I'm particularly short on money, especially after I killed that green dragon about 50 years back.
Apifite looks at him up and down “damn” bi bee boi intensifies and he drinks more sugar water
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
*Ooooooo....Soldaer needs to meet Kite...He's heard of her, but hasn't met her.*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
He seems to consider. I... could go for a large steak right about now.
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Soldaer chuckles again. Alright. It may take a little bit, and let me know how you want it. Rare, medium rare, medium well...
He looks a bit bewildered. “I uh.. that wasn’t supposed to happen.. sorry.”
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*Me missing having characters that know her ;-; *
"Hmmm, sure" Azazel nods, dissapating into a cloud of dark smoking, appearing behind her, "Alright, how can ya help?"
*Also, i can't remember how the paladin divine sense works. Is it automatic or action?*
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
"I've heard of those, but I mean...fix her body. I remember her saying that she would've been perfectly fine as an exile, but now as a half-spider thingy, no one can see anything but a monster..." Emrick says sadly.
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
"Yeeeaaah. glowly." She giggles, "Woo, still feeling a bit turned over it seems"
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND