"oh, cool. You're fine to talk in my brain if you want, but I can't do the same. You know if I had a nickel for every time I have talked to some sort of sentient metal thing, I would have two nickels, which isn't a lot but its weird that its happened twice..."
*YES!!!! P&F REFERENCE!!!!!!!!!!*
*I don't care if you hate Disney
I don't care if you hate kids' shows
Heck I don't even care if you hate children
EVERYBODY knows that reference and I [GP]ing love it.*
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Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
"oh, cool. You're fine to talk in my brain if you want, but I can't do the same. You know if I had a nickel for every time I have talked to some sort of sentient metal thing, I would have two nickels, which isn't a lot but its weird that its happened twice..."
*YES!!!! P&F REFERENCE!!!!!!!!!!*
*I don't care if you hate Disney
I don't care if you hate kids' shows
Heck I don't even care if you hate children
EVERYBODY knows that reference and I [GP]ing love it.*
[[ ok what’s your favorite Disney quote tho- mine is when Mabel says “I AM THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION” ]]
*Time to introduce this mildly rushed character whom I still really love the idea of and I hope y'all love too.*
A tallish figure opens the door to the tavern, escorted by the cheerful, cascading sound of small bells. They stroke their chin as they walk into the quieting hustle and bustle of the tavern. They cut an odd figure, a well-groomed and waxed thick brown beard and mustache, the latter of which's ends have been twirled around into near-loops. An upturned, impish nose and mischievous sparkling blue eyes command the greater part of the figure's face, which is topped by an odd peaked cap made out of yellow cloth whose end falls limp around his shoulder, a small bell hanging from its tip. The figure wears battered plate armor, adorned with rows and rows of small golden bells, from the edges of the pauldrons to the upturned tips of the boots. A wooden round shield painted with the emblem of a white flame is strapped to one arm, while the other loosely carries an iron-tipped spear like a walking stick. They sit down at the bar, his armor chiming as he makes his way across the tavern floor.
Gwen looks over at them, curious but shy. They begin to sketch them
They take a long draught of their mead, setting it down and sighing in contentment for a moment. A minute or so later, they notice Gwen looking, and walk over, greeting them. "Hello."
They wave shyly. "Um... hi to you too... Who are you?"
He smiles kindly, pulling out a chair for himself at their table. "Malte Serafina, and yourself?"
"You can call me Gwen." They say, moving to the opposite side. "Um... so... how is it going?"
"Nice to meet you, Gwen." he shifts in his chair, causing another round of soft jangling. "To be honest, it's been a bit strenuous lately. It's a long walk from the stronghold at Abydos, especially considering I couldn't stop to rest. I stumbled upon this cozy little place though and thought it would be safe to stay the night." He looks around the main room, a faint smile of nostalgia on his lips. He speaks softly, with a slight middle-european accent.
"I see... um... nice bells." They comment
He chuckles, "Ah, good to see someone else likes them. I find silence a tad unnerving sometimes, these help with that."
"I see... so where did you get them?"
"The cathedral at Abydos made many beautiful things out of silver and gold in order to keep itself afloat. Both beautiful to look at and beautiful to listen to. Bells were one of their specialties and, as a resident, I found them easily available to adorn my armor."
"Cool. Where is Abydos?"
"The holy city is a few days west of here, It's a beautiful place."
*It's actually on another plane, Malte is completely unaware he's stumbled into a portal and thus Entropy.*
"Ooo, want to bring me there?"
He smiles sadly, "I wish I could, but sadly, they don't like me there anymore. Perhaps someday."
"Oh... got it. Want to talk about something else?"
"That would be nice, my old order is still a bit of a raw subject for me." He says, making a 'tiny' gesture with his fingers. "What about yourself Gwen, where do you come from?"
"A... world known as Aviski. A world without gods and ruled by Dragons, very different from most others... What do you want to know?"
"What was it like, beautiful mountains? Rolling hills? Barren deserts?"
"Well its a whole planet, so all that and more."
*Malte: (Is from Medieval Era of Science) (Has no [GP]ing idea what a planet is) (Confused stare)*
"It sounds lovely, though rather dangerous if it has such a large volume of wyrms."
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Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
"He uh... he's a ruler of an area, and is giving that up apparently."
“Oh! So you’re an aspiring demon lord?” Kite frowned. “Weird that he would be giving up a layer… he used to brag about having them.”
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Soldaer chuckles. Understandable, my love. Although I guess I may have to accelerate the work on our house, and include a room for our child.
It'll be weird to have to worry about a youngun. Would it be safe to bring them here??
Soldaer pulls her a little closer. Of course it will. Remember, I've made some very good, and powerful, friends here who will protect our child with their lives, just like I know we would. He kisses Nia on the top of her head. Our child will be safe, my love. Don't you doubt it. Remember, Phantom will be their uncle, and Atemos probably won't want to be left out either.
Ok, i'll need to thank them then.
Soldaer nods, and shifts so Nia's leaning a little more against him, and he leans into her at the same time.
Mmmm, you're still really comfy
Soldaer chuckles. Well that's good to know.
She's quiet for a while, What shouldwe name them?
Soldaer goes quiet for a while. I'm...not sure...
We should think about that
Soldaer nods. Definitely, although we have time to discuss that. He sighs, and seems to relax against Nia.
NIa make a small 'mmm' noise in response
Soldaer chuckles slightly. Time to head upstairs and get some sleep?
Nuuu, don't wanna move, to comfy
Soldaer laughs. You're falling asleep on me, my love.
You try finding out you have a baby, makes ya tired
You try growing a house. He says completely deadpan, before cracking a slight smile and chuckling a little.
The water only speeds it up, as it wraps its tendrils on his hand.
Yasu tugs his hand away and prods it with a stick. He stands on a table to be out of reach.
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[[ look who’s back, back again! i fed myself more since i had forgot breakfast and lunch today :,] ]]
“It’s no problem, but what should I do with this extra steak I had ordered?” He ordered another steak for Roran without him knowing
*Wb!* “Well… I guess I could eat it for you.. if you don’t want it.”
[[ thx ]]
“be my guest” he pushes the steak towards roran
He eats it politely, trying to look dignified.
Apifite chuckles “you can go ape[1gp] on it y’a know, nobody’s judging here- no one that matters at least”
“No one that matters?” He raised an eyebrow. “What do you mean?”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Soldaer chuckles. Understandable, my love. Although I guess I may have to accelerate the work on our house, and include a room for our child.
It'll be weird to have to worry about a youngun. Would it be safe to bring them here??
Soldaer pulls her a little closer. Of course it will. Remember, I've made some very good, and powerful, friends here who will protect our child with their lives, just like I know we would. He kisses Nia on the top of her head. Our child will be safe, my love. Don't you doubt it. Remember, Phantom will be their uncle, and Atemos probably won't want to be left out either.
Ok, i'll need to thank them then.
Soldaer nods, and shifts so Nia's leaning a little more against him, and he leans into her at the same time.
Mmmm, you're still really comfy
Soldaer chuckles. Well that's good to know.
She's quiet for a while, What shouldwe name them?
Soldaer goes quiet for a while. I'm...not sure...
We should think about that
Soldaer nods. Definitely, although we have time to discuss that. He sighs, and seems to relax against Nia.
NIa make a small 'mmm' noise in response
Soldaer chuckles slightly. Time to head upstairs and get some sleep?
Nuuu, don't wanna move, to comfy
Soldaer laughs. You're falling asleep on me, my love.
You try finding out you have a baby, makes ya tired
You try growing a house. He says completely deadpan, before cracking a slight smile and chuckling a little.
You're a druid, its easier for you
Soldaer chuckles. You'd think, wouldn't you?
Yeaaaahh
Soldaer chuckles. That's it. I'm teleporting us up to our room. You need sleep, and, quite frankly, I could too.
Atemos stands on a table and yells. “HEY FORLORN COME HERE REALLY QUICK, I GOTTA ASK YOU SOMETHING.”
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The water only speeds it up, as it wraps its tendrils on his hand.
Yasu tugs his hand away and prods it with a stick. He stands on a table to be out of reach.
the vine slowly retreats back out the door, as thin vines sprout out from the main one, wrapping around whatever it can. in a few hours, in might be enormous.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
"oh, cool. You're fine to talk in my brain if you want, but I can't do the same. You know if I had a nickel for every time I have talked to some sort of sentient metal thing, I would have two nickels, which isn't a lot but its weird that its happened twice..."
*YES!!!! P&F REFERENCE!!!!!!!!!!*
*I don't care if you hate Disney
I don't care if you hate kids' shows
Heck I don't even care if you hate children
EVERYBODY knows that reference and I [GP]ing love it.*
[[ ok what’s your favorite Disney quote tho- mine is when Mabel says “I AM THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION” ]]
*Probably not my favorite but the best I can think of on the spot. "This party never stops, Time is dead and meaning has no meaning! Existence is upside-down and I reign supreme!*
*Also, screw Mabel, but I do love that quote.*
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Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
[[ look who’s back, back again! i fed myself more since i had forgot breakfast and lunch today :,] ]]
“It’s no problem, but what should I do with this extra steak I had ordered?” He ordered another steak for Roran without him knowing
*Wb!* “Well… I guess I could eat it for you.. if you don’t want it.”
[[ thx ]]
“be my guest” he pushes the steak towards roran
He eats it politely, trying to look dignified.
Apifite chuckles “you can go ape[1gp] on it y’a know, nobody’s judging here- no one that matters at least”
“No one that matters?” He raised an eyebrow. “What do you mean?”
“If they judge you then they don’t matter, simple- everyone says to “be authentic” so if they judge you for being your most authentic self they don’t matter”
Soldaer chuckles. Understandable, my love. Although I guess I may have to accelerate the work on our house, and include a room for our child.
It'll be weird to have to worry about a youngun. Would it be safe to bring them here??
Soldaer pulls her a little closer. Of course it will. Remember, I've made some very good, and powerful, friends here who will protect our child with their lives, just like I know we would. He kisses Nia on the top of her head. Our child will be safe, my love. Don't you doubt it. Remember, Phantom will be their uncle, and Atemos probably won't want to be left out either.
Ok, i'll need to thank them then.
Soldaer nods, and shifts so Nia's leaning a little more against him, and he leans into her at the same time.
Mmmm, you're still really comfy
Soldaer chuckles. Well that's good to know.
She's quiet for a while, What shouldwe name them?
Soldaer goes quiet for a while. I'm...not sure...
We should think about that
Soldaer nods. Definitely, although we have time to discuss that. He sighs, and seems to relax against Nia.
NIa make a small 'mmm' noise in response
Soldaer chuckles slightly. Time to head upstairs and get some sleep?
Nuuu, don't wanna move, to comfy
Soldaer laughs. You're falling asleep on me, my love.
You try finding out you have a baby, makes ya tired
You try growing a house. He says completely deadpan, before cracking a slight smile and chuckling a little.
You're a druid, its easier for you
Soldaer chuckles. You'd think, wouldn't you?
Yeaaaahh
Soldaer chuckles. That's it. I'm teleporting us up to our room. You need sleep, and, quite frankly, I could too.
The water only speeds it up, as it wraps its tendrils on his hand.
Yasu tugs his hand away and prods it with a stick. He stands on a table to be out of reach.
the vine slowly retreats back out the door, as thin vines sprout out from the main one, wrapping around whatever it can. in a few hours, in might be enormous.
Yasu has no idea what to do and throws down two metal spheres. They both turn into large metal crocodiles and start flamethrowering the plants. Plants have to make two DEX saves or take 4057 fire damage, half on a success.
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Soldaer chuckles. Understandable, my love. Although I guess I may have to accelerate the work on our house, and include a room for our child.
It'll be weird to have to worry about a youngun. Would it be safe to bring them here??
Soldaer pulls her a little closer. Of course it will. Remember, I've made some very good, and powerful, friends here who will protect our child with their lives, just like I know we would. He kisses Nia on the top of her head. Our child will be safe, my love. Don't you doubt it. Remember, Phantom will be their uncle, and Atemos probably won't want to be left out either.
Ok, i'll need to thank them then.
Soldaer nods, and shifts so Nia's leaning a little more against him, and he leans into her at the same time.
Mmmm, you're still really comfy
Soldaer chuckles. Well that's good to know.
She's quiet for a while, What shouldwe name them?
Soldaer goes quiet for a while. I'm...not sure...
We should think about that
Soldaer nods. Definitely, although we have time to discuss that. He sighs, and seems to relax against Nia.
NIa make a small 'mmm' noise in response
Soldaer chuckles slightly. Time to head upstairs and get some sleep?
Nuuu, don't wanna move, to comfy
Soldaer laughs. You're falling asleep on me, my love.
You try finding out you have a baby, makes ya tired
You try growing a house. He says completely deadpan, before cracking a slight smile and chuckling a little.
You're a druid, its easier for you
Soldaer chuckles. You'd think, wouldn't you?
Yeaaaahh
Soldaer chuckles. That's it. I'm teleporting us up to our room. You need sleep, and, quite frankly, I could too.
You suuuuuck, but fiiiiine
Soldaer chuckles, and with a swirl of mist, they're back up in their room, sitting on the bed.
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*I don't care if you hate Disney
I don't care if you hate kids' shows
Heck I don't even care if you hate children
EVERYBODY knows that reference and I [GP]ing love it.*
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
[[ ok what’s your favorite Disney quote tho- mine is when Mabel says “I AM THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION” ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
"oh cool! you like. drawing?"
I'm singing in the rain!
just singing in the rain!
what a glorious feeling!
i'm happy again!
You can find me as Leaping bite (Bite) and Freyles at the tavern at the end of the world!
*Bye!*
I'm singing in the rain!
just singing in the rain!
what a glorious feeling!
i'm happy again!
You can find me as Leaping bite (Bite) and Freyles at the tavern at the end of the world!
*Malte: (Is from Medieval Era of Science) (Has no [GP]ing idea what a planet is) (Confused stare)*
"It sounds lovely, though rather dangerous if it has such a large volume of wyrms."
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
“Oh! So you’re an aspiring demon lord?” Kite frowned. “Weird that he would be giving up a layer… he used to brag about having them.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Yeaaaahh
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
Yasu tugs his hand away and prods it with a stick. He stands on a table to be out of reach.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“No one that matters?” He raised an eyebrow. “What do you mean?”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Soldaer chuckles. That's it. I'm teleporting us up to our room. You need sleep, and, quite frankly, I could too.
Atemos stands on a table and yells. “HEY FORLORN COME HERE REALLY QUICK, I GOTTA ASK YOU SOMETHING.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
the vine slowly retreats back out the door, as thin vines sprout out from the main one, wrapping around whatever it can. in a few hours, in might be enormous.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
He sighs, "Yes, i'm a demon." He then shrugs, "Maybe he thinks its to dangeous?"
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*Probably not my favorite but the best I can think of on the spot. "This party never stops, Time is dead and meaning has no meaning! Existence is upside-down and I reign supreme!*
*Also, screw Mabel, but I do love that quote.*
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
“If they judge you then they don’t matter, simple- everyone says to “be authentic” so if they judge you for being your most authentic self they don’t matter”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
You suuuuuck, but fiiiiine
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
In doing so he scares Theseus. Theseus stiffened and fell in spooked goat
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Yasu has no idea what to do and throws down two metal spheres. They both turn into large metal crocodiles and start flamethrowering the plants. Plants have to make two DEX saves or take 40 57 fire damage, half on a success.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Soldaer chuckles, and with a swirl of mist, they're back up in their room, sitting on the bed.