*This'll be fun...Atemos hitting on an actual GOD, or at least the avatar of one...LMAO*
Elendon actually facepalms, groaning. Bit higher on the chain than an angel...QUITE a bit higher.
”Then dammn shawty, are you a celestial? Because you light up my whole galaxy.” He finger guns again.
Elendon groans again, but manages to resist facepalming. Elendon Starguide, Patron God of Adventurers and the General of the Angelic Armies.
PG version:
“I’d let you be my patron any day.” Atemos finger gunned again.
non PG version:
SIKE it’s not something im gonna say on the main thread LMAO
Elendon groans again. You realize I FOUGHT against the one who's place you took....? Killed Yeenoghu in two hits during the Creation War, all the way back when I was still a mortal.
“You wanna hit me like that? I promise I’ll enjoy it sooo much more.”
"Hm... Is there any sort of physical things with it youre feeling?"
“Very warm… and slightly euphoric?”
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"Yeah. I like kinsley, they like me. No one likes me."
“I think you are alright. A bit clingy, but only physically.”
"Well, because I like fuzzy people. Thanks zay."
“Zaeshi. And you’re welcome.” He paused. “Do you know Shenzi?”
"Alright, Zaeshi. Who is shenzi? the really big hyena?"
“She is very large. I work for her. She’s like a flind.”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“I don’t need to be drunk to see what nice cake you got.”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Hm... Is there any sort of physical things with it youre feeling?"
“Very warm… and slightly euphoric?”
She seems to think before pulling down her goggles, and placing the back of her hand on his forehead, as if checking for a fever
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"Hm... Is there any sort of physical things with it youre feeling?"
“Very warm… and slightly euphoric?”
She seems to think before pulling down her goggles, and placing the back of her hand on his forehead, as if checking for a fever
His temperature seems normal.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“I don’t need to be drunk to see what nice cake you got.”
Elendon groans again. Why exactly are you hitting on someone who could destroy you with barely a thought?
“Cause it must be so boooring being by yourself for millennia. I can help.. temporarily.. alleviate boredom.” He winked.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“I don’t need to be drunk to see what nice cake you got.”
Elendon groans again. Why exactly are you hitting on someone who could destroy you with barely a thought?
“Cause it must be so boooring being by yourself for millennia. I can help.. temporarily.. alleviate boredom.” He winked.
Elendon actually laughs. I already have a companion...Fellow deity in fact, former companion from my adventuring days.
“Who says gods can’t keep more than one? Many do. Especially ones that are known for their.. attractive qualities.” Atemos smirks.
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*I have SO MANY good one liners and pickup lines but none re appropriate so I have to actively regulate myself 😔 count yourself lucky.*
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"Alright, Zaeshi. Who is shenzi? the really big hyena?"
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Elendon's eyes narrow. Are you drunk?
“Very warm… and slightly euphoric?”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“She is very large. I work for her. She’s like a flind.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*gtg, super sorry. chaotic neutral night!!*
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“I don’t need to be drunk to see what nice cake you got.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Chaotic Good night Bob!*
*Goodbye!*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
She seems to think before pulling down her goggles, and placing the back of her hand on his forehead, as if checking for a fever
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
Elendon groans again. Why exactly are you hitting on someone who could destroy you with barely a thought?
*Back from stuff, hows it going?*
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
His temperature seems normal.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Pretty good...Atemos is hitting on Elendon....*
“Cause it must be so boooring being by yourself for millennia. I can help.. temporarily.. alleviate boredom.” He winked.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Ohhh I can make it so much worse..*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Azaze is so proud*
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
Elendon actually laughs. I already have a companion...Fellow deity in fact, former companion from my adventuring days.
*Scared player noises...*
“Who says gods can’t keep more than one? Many do. Especially ones that are known for their.. attractive qualities.” Atemos smirks.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*I have SO MANY good one liners and pickup lines but none re appropriate so I have to actively regulate myself 😔 count yourself lucky.*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ