*Alright, so going over it, I can bench press noi, eledranin can outrun us, scryia can arm wrestle us down, and rock climbing is fun. Got it*
*and i can give yall a bibity bobbity backhand. it won't hurt very much, but it is very deppressing.*
*50-60 MPH soccer ball to the gut for ya!* I've got insane power in my legs... doing squats with a hex bar in weightlifting, I maxed, 4 years ago now, at 235 lbs*
*kicks in the shins* (have you ever been kicked in the shins? it hurts.*
*You guys are talking about athleticism? I once paraglided over all Hyrule!*
*sets fire to paraglider*
*Its a 1 player game, sooooo*
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
Lizagnazeialqi is resting in the middle of a field near the tavern and inside the safe zone.
Ariadne is training with his flametongue.
Ursula is weaving a powerful spell. *hhahaha. weaving. Spider. joke. funny. humor*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*Alright, so going over it, I can bench press noi, eledranin can outrun us, scryia can arm wrestle us down, and rock climbing is fun. Got it*
*and i can give yall a bibity bobbity backhand. it won't hurt very much, but it is very deppressing.*
*50-60 MPH soccer ball to the gut for ya!* I've got insane power in my legs... doing squats with a hex bar in weightlifting, I maxed, 4 years ago now, at 235 lbs*
*kicks in the shins* (have you ever been kicked in the shins? it hurts.*
*You guys are talking about athleticism? I once paraglided over all Hyrule!*
*sets fire to paraglider*
*Its a 1 player game, sooooo*
*doesn't care*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*Alright, so going over it, I can bench press noi, eledranin can outrun us, scryia can arm wrestle us down, and rock climbing is fun. Got it*
*and i can give yall a bibity bobbity backhand. it won't hurt very much, but it is very deppressing.*
*Bet, i'll bench press you next*
*no thank you. or else i'll kick you in the shins.*
*[Slams fist on table] THOU SHALT BE BENCHED*
*grabs taser.* *THOU SHALL BE SHOCKED*
*Laughs in rubber armor*
*laughs in blow torch*
*Nothing will stop me from benchpressing the both of you*
*Enlarge/Reduce*
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
*Alright, so going over it, I can bench press noi, eledranin can outrun us, scryia can arm wrestle us down, and rock climbing is fun. Got it*
*and i can give yall a bibity bobbity backhand. it won't hurt very much, but it is very deppressing.*
*Bet, i'll bench press you next*
*no thank you. or else i'll kick you in the shins.*
*[Slams fist on table] THOU SHALT BE BENCHED*
*grabs taser.* *THOU SHALL BE SHOCKED*
*Laughs in rubber armor*
*laughs in blow torch*
*Nothing will stop me from benchpressing the both of you*
*grabs molecule disassembler*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*Alright, so going over it, I can bench press noi, eledranin can outrun us, scryia can arm wrestle us down, and rock climbing is fun. Got it*
*and i can give yall a bibity bobbity backhand. it won't hurt very much, but it is very deppressing.*
*Bet, i'll bench press you next*
*no thank you. or else i'll kick you in the shins.*
*[Slams fist on table] THOU SHALT BE BENCHED*
*grabs taser.* *THOU SHALL BE SHOCKED*
*Laughs in rubber armor*
*laughs in blow torch*
*Nothing will stop me from benchpressing the both of you*
*grabs molecule disassembler*
*Make an intelligence check to use that.*
57
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Lizagnazeialqi is resting in the middle of a field near the tavern and inside the safe zone.
Ariadne is training with his flametongue.
Ursula is weaving a powerful spell. *hhahaha. weaving. Spider. joke. funny. humor*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*Alright, so going over it, I can bench press noi, eledranin can outrun us, scryia can arm wrestle us down, and rock climbing is fun. Got it*
*and i can give yall a bibity bobbity backhand. it won't hurt very much, but it is very deppressing.*
*Bet, i'll bench press you next*
*no thank you. or else i'll kick you in the shins.*
*[Slams fist on table] THOU SHALT BE BENCHED*
*grabs taser.* *THOU SHALL BE SHOCKED*
*Laughs in rubber armor*
*laughs in blow torch*
*Nothing will stop me from benchpressing the both of you*
*grabs molecule disassembler*
*Make an intelligence check to use that.*
57
*Sorry, thats a bit to low*
247
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*Alright, so going over it, I can bench press noi, eledranin can outrun us, scryia can arm wrestle us down, and rock climbing is fun. Got it*
*and i can give yall a bibity bobbity backhand. it won't hurt very much, but it is very deppressing.*
*Bet, i'll bench press you next*
*no thank you. or else i'll kick you in the shins.*
*[Slams fist on table] THOU SHALT BE BENCHED*
*grabs taser.* *THOU SHALL BE SHOCKED*
*Laughs in rubber armor*
*laughs in blow torch*
*Nothing will stop me from benchpressing the both of you*
*grabs molecule disassembler*
*Make an intelligence check to use that.*
57
*Sorry, thats a bit to low*
247
*Still not quite enough......*
17027
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*Alright, so going over it, I can bench press noi, eledranin can outrun us, scryia can arm wrestle us down, and rock climbing is fun. Got it*
*and i can give yall a bibity bobbity backhand. it won't hurt very much, but it is very deppressing.*
*Bet, i'll bench press you next*
*no thank you. or else i'll kick you in the shins.*
*[Slams fist on table] THOU SHALT BE BENCHED*
*grabs taser.* *THOU SHALL BE SHOCKED*
*Laughs in rubber armor*
*laughs in blow torch*
*Nothing will stop me from benchpressing the both of you*
*grabs molecule disassembler*
*Make an intelligence check to use that.*
57
*Sorry, thats a bit to low*
247
*Still not quite enough......*
17027
*Yep, you fail. THird failed check makes the item explode. You take 3 piercing*
*i have advantage. Unable to parse dice roll.
*Still, that hits in the actual diceroll.*
??????????
*also, this devolved from roleplay so quickly*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Lizagnazeialqi, the Topaz Greatwyrm, notices the house, and starts inspecting it. he is clearly there, because the ground is shaking. *i forgot if i made Lizagnazeialqi bigger than phantom or not. i think i did. they are relatively the same size*
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
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*Its a 1 player game, sooooo*
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
Lizagnazeialqi is resting in the middle of a field near the tavern and inside the safe zone.
Ariadne is training with his flametongue.
Ursula is weaving a powerful spell. *hhahaha. weaving. Spider. joke. funny. humor*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*doesn't care*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*Nothing will stop me from benchpressing the both of you*
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
*grabs molecule disassembler*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*Make an intelligence check to use that.*
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
57
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Lizagnazeialqi is resting in the middle of a field near the tavern and inside the safe zone.
Ariadne is training with his flametongue.
Ursula is weaving a powerful spell. *hhahaha. weaving. Spider. joke. funny. humor*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*Sorry, thats a bit to low*
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
247
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*Still not quite enough......*
*YEah, imma call the gym for this, cause we need a proper space i can bench you two*
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
17027
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*Yep, you fail. THird failed check makes the item explode. You take 3 piercing*
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*i have advantage. 1139
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*Still, that hits in the actual diceroll.*
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
??????????
*also, this devolved from roleplay so quickly*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*ANYWAYS, BACK TO RP*
Lucius is reading in the main room
Nia is decorating her house now
-open slot-
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
Lizagnazeialqi, the Topaz Greatwyrm, notices the house, and starts inspecting it. he is clearly there, because the ground is shaking. *i forgot if i made Lizagnazeialqi bigger than phantom or not. i think i did. they are relatively the same size*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.