*Aaaaaannnnd Alaric abandoned us again...dang it...Really wanted Nia to see her diadem without me needing to have Soldaer show it to her....*
*noooooooooooooo*
*Yeeeeaaaaahhhhh....Alaric has left the building; I repeat: Alaric has left the building.*
*now we can plot the left handed invasion without anybody noticing. HAHAHHAAH*
*Little do you know, I'm an agent for both sides - I'm Ambidextrous!!!!! Mwahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!*
*grabs molecule disassasembler* (there won't be another side for very long, considering they are blind to what is about to happen)
*Pulls railgun rifle out of Pocket. Are you sure about that?*
*dissasembles the railgun's molecules.* (now, prepare for your brain to detonate: the deep dark is just slightly less scary quit place)
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
A very tall figure, nearly 7' tall, walks into the tavern, wearing an ornate set of studded leather armor with the pelt of a Winter Wolf on his back. He carries multiple handaxes and daggers in sheathes on his belt, forearms, and legs, and a pair of javelins are in a special holster on his back. On his left hip is an ornate horn with gold and iron fittings and engraved with scenes of war. His face is covered by a wooden mask with various runes and symbols engraved in it, all of them stained with faded woad.
In his right hand is a rough-hewn, and well-worn staff topped with the skull of some indeterminable humanoid, the eye sockets of which have been filled with two mildly enchanted corundum gemstones. Several strings are draped and secured around the top of the staff, each of them adorned with various feathers, teeth, and claws.
Daybreak notices the person enter the tavern from outside. He turns into a blond haired, short (like, halfling short) humanoid to enter the tavern. Daybreak knows how to recognize orcs, and severely dislikes them.
The figure takes a seat at the bar and orders a rather unusual drink: Gutbuster. He removes the mask and runs the loop through his belt, revealing himself to be an orc, and a relatively young one at that.
The Halfling sized person made their way to the Orc, and said, "Why, hello there. I haven't seen any orcs around here, ever. Thats either because the tavern agrees with me that they are all horrible, or because i just got here."
The orc turns to him, chuckling. "I'm guessing you are the dragon who was outside, aren't you? A Topaz, if I'm not mistaken." He chuckles again. "No, orcs aren't common here, but I am not like most, nor is the rest of my tribe." He shakes his head sadly. "I've fought the cultists who wanted to bring back the princes of elemental evil. I helped kill an Adult Black Dragon that was in league with them. And I wanted nothing in return, but a safe place for my people, my tribe."
"hmm. those do seem like righteous acts... but i don't believe it. and, yes, i was the topaz Dragon"
Lhurr shakes his head sadly. "And why not? Why is it that everyone judges people based on the deeds of the majority of their race?" He snorts, and drains the mug of Gutbuster in one go, ordering another one, and paying in a platinum piece.
"oh, i don't. unless its orcs. all orcs are terrible."
"Then you do. You espouse to not treat anyone by their looks, and yet you make an exception for a SINGLE race. What about fiends? Demons? Devils? Do you give them the same treatment as you do my people? Or do you give them, the most notoriously evil races of all, the benefit of the doubt, and wait until you learn their motives first?" Lhurr turns back to the bar with a snort.
Daybreak sighs before saying, "listen, maybe not ALL orcs are THAT terrible, but i have experienced first hand what Orcs do when nobody is left to-uhhh... take care of them." Lhurr notices a few small scars on Daybreak's nose, which would be much bigger when scaled up to dragon size.
Lhurr turns back to him, sympathy on his face, oddly enough. "I understand that, and won't disagree that most of my people are. My tribe nearly got wiped out by a rival one once, but we never once attacked any humanoid towns or settlements. My tribe only ever sought peace, unlike most orcs." He smiles sadly. "But we were decimated by the cults. We were once a tribe of over 250. There's now barely 50 of us left."
"sad. the village i lived near was much larger, at least 600 people. they just antagonized me after i Accidently killed one of their hunters. they sent people to try and kill me, which i had no choice but to kill."
Lhurr nods sadly. "Unfortunately true of many of my people. They are too quick to anger, and once angered, rarely seem to think clearly."
"the most recent attack, was in fact, only a few hours ago. about 5 Orcs, and then a mage, and a very angry ax weilding lunatic. there were 2 others busy fighting my sea spawn guards, and they actually almost killed me until i was teleported here by the mage. i think."
Lhurr seems very surprised at this. "7 in total to take on a Dragon? Those must of been their strongest..." he sighs and chuckles sadly. "Another downfall of many orcs: stubbornness and unwillingness to forgive or forget."
"the worst part about them is said unwillingness to forget. the hunter accident happened over 3,000 years ago."
Lhurr goes silent, obviously in shock now, before slowly starting to laugh. "That has to be a new record for longest grudge held, even for my usually stubborn people."
"oh, and it doesn't help whenever i wake up somebody's heart stops. hence my title, The waking death. they spent way to much time proving that theory."
Lhurr pauses for minute. "How exactly does that work....???"
"something about my tie to the negative energy plane."
"Hmmm...interesting."
"the older i get, the stronger the link becomes. eventually, about 800 years ago, i just became a conduit of death."
Lhurr seems to take it in stride, oddly enough. "Interesting indeed." He says, as he downs this mug of Gutbuster with ease as well, ordering his third. "I'm Lhurr Skullwielder, by the way, Shaman of the Black Spear tribe." He says, extending his hand for a handshake.
Daybreak reluctantly shook their hand while saying, "Lizagnazeialqi, The waking death, Blightingale, witherjaw, i have a lot of nicknames, but just call me daybreak."
Lhurr smiles a little. "Pleasure to meet you Daybreak. Care for a drink?"
Daybreak smiles, and replies, "Why not?"
*fun fact: Daybreak is one of his most common nicknames, and the entire part of the high seas he lived in, which is the name of the setting he is from, has a saying: Death by daybreak, which basically means (1GP) we gotta hurry*
"Well, what would you like? I'm having this lovely concoction called Gutbuster, usually only brewed by the dwarves of Faerun, although I don't know what exactly it is, other than that it has one hell of a kick." Lhurr grins. "Most people outside of dwarves can't stand it, but I've picked up a taste for it."
*Fun, although isn't Dead by Daylight a video game?*
*i have honestly never heard of it. but it sounds like it would be a video game. the reason his nickname is daybreak is cause thats when he wakes up, and somebody dies.*
"i'll try it. it can't be THAT bad."
Lhurr chuckles and orders a Gutbuster for Daybreak. "You may live to regret those words yet, Daybreak."
"i doubt that."
Soon enough, the bartender comes over with a mug full of...something. It has a very strong, and rather unpleasant, smell. It's a very dark brown color.
"are you sure this isn't just mud?"
Lhurr nods, laughing. "Does mud usually smell this bad?" He says, raising his mug with a grin.
"if it has a bunch of ill warthogs vomiting into it, yes."
Lhurr laughs. "It's not mud. Like I said, it's something Dwarves concocted centuries ago, although I'm not sure if anyone outside of their brewmasters know what exactly it is."
*Basically, it's the dwarven equivalent of Moonshine, so you figure out what it's gonna taste like. XD*
*Also, this is straight form Forgotten Realms Wiki: "Gutbuster was a strong drink that only the toughest dwarves and foolhardiest non-dwarves would ever attempt to drink. However, if the drinker survived it, they were granted immunity to poison, sleep and cold for some time. It was described as the 'most foul-tasting concoction ever brewed.'"*
*immunity to sleep? lol*
"it sure does look like mud. I'm not sure i want to know whats in it." Daybreak says, peering into the glass containing the foul liquid.
*Immunity to being put to sleep, by such as, oh, say, Drow Sleeping Poison.*
Lhurr chuckles. "If you don't want it, I'll drink it." He says, grinning.
After a moment, Daybreak picks up the bottle, and drains the entire thing.
*ima roll constitution just because mud drink.* 18
*Based off the HB item I made for it, that makes it, somehow. Probably going to need to rework it a little still, lol.*
Sure enough, it tastes horrible, but Daybreak is able to manage not to throw it right back up. Lhurr grins widely and drains his mug in one go.
"it-Bleh. It. tastes horrible-"
*wait, i rolled a one for the roll, but had a + 17 to constitution. thats lucky af*
Lhurr laughs. "I warned you!" He orders his fourth mug for himself. "Would you like something different this time?" He asks Daybreak.
"fire-bleh. Whiskey?"
Lhurr keeps chuckling, but turns back to the bartender and orders a whiskey *Fire Whiskey?* for Daybreak.
*its MaGiC*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Lhurr laughs. "It's not mud. Like I said, it's something Dwarves concocted centuries ago, although I'm not sure if anyone outside of their brewmasters know what exactly it is."
*Basically, it's the dwarven equivalent of Moonshine, so you figure out what it's gonna taste like. XD*
*Also, this is straight form Forgotten Realms Wiki: "Gutbuster was a strong drink that only the toughest dwarves and foolhardiest non-dwarves would ever attempt to drink. However, if the drinker survived it, they were granted immunity to poison, sleep and cold for some time. It was described as the 'most foul-tasting concoction ever brewed.'"*
*immunity to sleep? lol*
"it sure does look like mud. I'm not sure i want to know whats in it." Daybreak says, peering into the glass containing the foul liquid.
*Immunity to being put to sleep, by such as, oh, say, Drow Sleeping Poison.*
Lhurr chuckles. "If you don't want it, I'll drink it." He says, grinning.
After a moment, Daybreak picks up the bottle, and drains the entire thing.
*ima roll constitution just because mud drink.* 18
*Based off the HB item I made for it, that makes it, somehow. Probably going to need to rework it a little still, lol.*
Sure enough, it tastes horrible, but Daybreak is able to manage not to throw it right back up. Lhurr grins widely and drains his mug in one go.
"it-Bleh. It. tastes horrible-"
*wait, i rolled a one for the roll, but had a + 17 to constitution. thats lucky af*
Lhurr laughs. "I warned you!" He orders his fourth mug for himself. "Would you like something different this time?" He asks Daybreak.
"fire-bleh. Whiskey?"
Lhurr keeps chuckling, but turns back to the bartender and orders a whiskey *Fire Whiskey?* for Daybreak.
*its MaGiC*
*Soldaer has about 12 bottles of Fire Whiskey form his homeworld, although it is called that because "It will burn your tongue to ashes", or, in other words, HEAVILY spiced. It's also one of the few drinks they don't have here, as it requires a spice form his homeworld to make.*
A few minutes later, the bartender returns with a mug of gutbuster and a glass of whiskey.
*Aaaaaannnnd Alaric abandoned us again...dang it...Really wanted Nia to see her diadem without me needing to have Soldaer show it to her....*
*noooooooooooooo*
*Yeeeeaaaaahhhhh....Alaric has left the building; I repeat: Alaric has left the building.*
*now we can plot the left handed invasion without anybody noticing. HAHAHHAAH*
*Little do you know, I'm an agent for both sides - I'm Ambidextrous!!!!! Mwahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!*
*grabs molecule disassasembler* (there won't be another side for very long, considering they are blind to what is about to happen)
*Pulls railgun rifle out of Pocket. Are you sure about that?*
*dissasembles the railgun's molecules.* (now, prepare for your brain to detonate: the deep dark is just slightly less scary quit place)
*You need an intelligence check to you the molecular disassembler.*
*Fires railgun. Take Dice rolls not yet available for this section. piercing damage*
you need an intelligence check for your railgun*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Lhurr laughs. "It's not mud. Like I said, it's something Dwarves concocted centuries ago, although I'm not sure if anyone outside of their brewmasters know what exactly it is."
*Basically, it's the dwarven equivalent of Moonshine, so you figure out what it's gonna taste like. XD*
*Also, this is straight form Forgotten Realms Wiki: "Gutbuster was a strong drink that only the toughest dwarves and foolhardiest non-dwarves would ever attempt to drink. However, if the drinker survived it, they were granted immunity to poison, sleep and cold for some time. It was described as the 'most foul-tasting concoction ever brewed.'"*
*immunity to sleep? lol*
"it sure does look like mud. I'm not sure i want to know whats in it." Daybreak says, peering into the glass containing the foul liquid.
*Immunity to being put to sleep, by such as, oh, say, Drow Sleeping Poison.*
Lhurr chuckles. "If you don't want it, I'll drink it." He says, grinning.
After a moment, Daybreak picks up the bottle, and drains the entire thing.
*ima roll constitution just because mud drink.* 18
*Based off the HB item I made for it, that makes it, somehow. Probably going to need to rework it a little still, lol.*
Sure enough, it tastes horrible, but Daybreak is able to manage not to throw it right back up. Lhurr grins widely and drains his mug in one go.
"it-Bleh. It. tastes horrible-"
*wait, i rolled a one for the roll, but had a + 17 to constitution. thats lucky af*
Lhurr laughs. "I warned you!" He orders his fourth mug for himself. "Would you like something different this time?" He asks Daybreak.
"fire-bleh. Whiskey?"
Lhurr keeps chuckling, but turns back to the bartender and orders a whiskey *Fire Whiskey?* for Daybreak.
*its MaGiC*
*Soldaer has about 12 bottles of Fire Whiskey form his homeworld, although it is called that because "It will burn your tongue to ashes", or, in other words, HEAVILY spiced. It's also one of the few drinks they don't have here, as it requires a spice form his homeworld to make.*
A few minutes later, the bartender returns with a mug of gutbuster and a glass of whiskey.
*mk then. Cries in it will burn ur tongue to ashes*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*Aaaaaannnnd Alaric abandoned us again...dang it...Really wanted Nia to see her diadem without me needing to have Soldaer show it to her....*
*noooooooooooooo*
*Yeeeeaaaaahhhhh....Alaric has left the building; I repeat: Alaric has left the building.*
*now we can plot the left handed invasion without anybody noticing. HAHAHHAAH*
*Little do you know, I'm an agent for both sides - I'm Ambidextrous!!!!! Mwahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!*
*grabs molecule disassasembler* (there won't be another side for very long, considering they are blind to what is about to happen)
*Pulls railgun rifle out of Pocket. Are you sure about that?*
*dissasembles the railgun's molecules.* (now, prepare for your brain to detonate: the deep dark is just slightly less scary quit place)
*You need an intelligence check to you the molecular disassembler.*
*Fires railgun. Take Dice rolls not yet available for this section. piercing damage*
you need an intelligence check for your railgun*
*Ehhh...not really, it's not as complicated a theory as a molecular disassembler...I myself actually know the basic principle behind a railgun, lol. Uses alternately charged "Rails" of magnets to fire a projectile incredibly fast, usually about 5-10x faster than a bullet. alternate the magnetic fields fast, and you cause the projectile to launch out of the barrel at unbelievable speeds.*
*Aaaaaannnnd Alaric abandoned us again...dang it...Really wanted Nia to see her diadem without me needing to have Soldaer show it to her....*
*noooooooooooooo*
*Yeeeeaaaaahhhhh....Alaric has left the building; I repeat: Alaric has left the building.*
*now we can plot the left handed invasion without anybody noticing. HAHAHHAAH*
*Little do you know, I'm an agent for both sides - I'm Ambidextrous!!!!! Mwahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!*
*grabs molecule disassasembler* (there won't be another side for very long, considering they are blind to what is about to happen)
*Pulls railgun rifle out of Pocket. Are you sure about that?*
*dissasembles the railgun's molecules.* (now, prepare for your brain to detonate: the deep dark is just slightly less scary quit place)
*You need an intelligence check to you the molecular disassembler.*
*Fires railgun. Take Dice rolls not yet available for this section. piercing damage*
you need an intelligence check for your railgun*
*Ehhh...not really, it's not as complicated a theory as a molecular disassembler...I myself actually know the basic principle behind a railgun, lol. Uses alternately charged "Rails" of magnets to fire a projectile incredibly fast, usually about 5-10x faster than a bullet. alternate the magnetic fields fast, and you cause the projectile to launch out of the barrel at unbelievable speeds.*
*casts feeblemind*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*Aaaaaannnnd Alaric abandoned us again...dang it...Really wanted Nia to see her diadem without me needing to have Soldaer show it to her....*
*noooooooooooooo*
*Yeeeeaaaaahhhhh....Alaric has left the building; I repeat: Alaric has left the building.*
*now we can plot the left handed invasion without anybody noticing. HAHAHHAAH*
*Little do you know, I'm an agent for both sides - I'm Ambidextrous!!!!! Mwahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!*
*grabs molecule disassasembler* (there won't be another side for very long, considering they are blind to what is about to happen)
*Pulls railgun rifle out of Pocket. Are you sure about that?*
*dissasembles the railgun's molecules.* (now, prepare for your brain to detonate: the deep dark is just slightly less scary quit place)
*You need an intelligence check to you the molecular disassembler.*
*Fires railgun. Take Dice rolls not yet available for this section. piercing damage*
you need an intelligence check for your railgun*
*Ehhh...not really, it's not as complicated a theory as a molecular disassembler...I myself actually know the basic principle behind a railgun, lol. Uses alternately charged "Rails" of magnets to fire a projectile incredibly fast, usually about 5-10x faster than a bullet. alternate the magnetic fields fast, and you cause the projectile to launch out of the barrel at unbelievable speeds.*
*Aaaaaannnnd Alaric abandoned us again...dang it...Really wanted Nia to see her diadem without me needing to have Soldaer show it to her....*
*noooooooooooooo*
*Yeeeeaaaaahhhhh....Alaric has left the building; I repeat: Alaric has left the building.*
*now we can plot the left handed invasion without anybody noticing. HAHAHHAAH*
*Little do you know, I'm an agent for both sides - I'm Ambidextrous!!!!! Mwahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!*
*grabs molecule disassasembler* (there won't be another side for very long, considering they are blind to what is about to happen)
*Pulls railgun rifle out of Pocket. Are you sure about that?*
*dissasembles the railgun's molecules.* (now, prepare for your brain to detonate: the deep dark is just slightly less scary quit place)
*You need an intelligence check to you the molecular disassembler.*
*Fires railgun. Take Dice rolls not yet available for this section. piercing damage*
you need an intelligence check for your railgun*
*Ehhh...not really, it's not as complicated a theory as a molecular disassembler...I myself actually know the basic principle behind a railgun, lol. Uses alternately charged "Rails" of magnets to fire a projectile incredibly fast, usually about 5-10x faster than a bullet. alternate the magnetic fields fast, and you cause the projectile to launch out of the barrel at unbelievable speeds.*
*casts feeblemind*
*Under Mindblank. Has no effect.*
*dispel magic*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*Aaaaaannnnd Alaric abandoned us again...dang it...Really wanted Nia to see her diadem without me needing to have Soldaer show it to her....*
*noooooooooooooo*
*Yeeeeaaaaahhhhh....Alaric has left the building; I repeat: Alaric has left the building.*
*now we can plot the left handed invasion without anybody noticing. HAHAHHAAH*
*Little do you know, I'm an agent for both sides - I'm Ambidextrous!!!!! Mwahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!*
*grabs molecule disassasembler* (there won't be another side for very long, considering they are blind to what is about to happen)
*Pulls railgun rifle out of Pocket. Are you sure about that?*
*dissasembles the railgun's molecules.* (now, prepare for your brain to detonate: the deep dark is just slightly less scary quit place)
*You need an intelligence check to you the molecular disassembler.*
*Fires railgun. Take Dice rolls not yet available for this section. piercing damage*
you need an intelligence check for your railgun*
*Ehhh...not really, it's not as complicated a theory as a molecular disassembler...I myself actually know the basic principle behind a railgun, lol. Uses alternately charged "Rails" of magnets to fire a projectile incredibly fast, usually about 5-10x faster than a bullet. alternate the magnetic fields fast, and you cause the projectile to launch out of the barrel at unbelievable speeds.*
*Aaaaaannnnd Alaric abandoned us again...dang it...Really wanted Nia to see her diadem without me needing to have Soldaer show it to her....*
*noooooooooooooo*
*Yeeeeaaaaahhhhh....Alaric has left the building; I repeat: Alaric has left the building.*
*now we can plot the left handed invasion without anybody noticing. HAHAHHAAH*
*Little do you know, I'm an agent for both sides - I'm Ambidextrous!!!!! Mwahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!*
*grabs molecule disassasembler* (there won't be another side for very long, considering they are blind to what is about to happen)
*Pulls railgun rifle out of Pocket. Are you sure about that?*
*dissasembles the railgun's molecules.* (now, prepare for your brain to detonate: the deep dark is just slightly less scary quit place)
*You need an intelligence check to you the molecular disassembler.*
*Fires railgun. Take Dice rolls not yet available for this section. piercing damage*
you need an intelligence check for your railgun*
*Ehhh...not really, it's not as complicated a theory as a molecular disassembler...I myself actually know the basic principle behind a railgun, lol. Uses alternately charged "Rails" of magnets to fire a projectile incredibly fast, usually about 5-10x faster than a bullet. alternate the magnetic fields fast, and you cause the projectile to launch out of the barrel at unbelievable speeds.*
*casts feeblemind*
*Under Mindblank. Has no effect.*
*dispel magic*
*We got WAY off RP, lol*
*ye. i need to go now anyways. CHAOTIC EVIL NIGHT*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
[[ haha I’ve been watching YouTube and drawing all day and I have done nothing productive other then remembering to feed and water myself, I had sugar on toast for breakfast, forgot lunch, and had leftovers for dinner. Why did I type all this, it’s gonna be hard to read in the next 5 seconds. What was I saying? ]]
Soldaer is starting to remove items from their room in the tavern. He's putting them in a portable hole and several bags of holding.
*Door open or closed?*
*Hmmmmmm...Let's make it interesting and say it's open.*
The medusa seems to watch him a few moments, one hand always on the deck of cards
Are you going to stand there staring, or do you want to help me? He says, obviously amused.
"Do you need help?"
Soldaer stands up and turns around. "I could use it. Trying to relocate all my items. Just grew a home for me and my fiancé, and need to move all our stuff there."
"I see.. Congratulations on that. I believe I could help get some of it... What is your name, and how much needs to be moved?'
He smiles. "To answer your first question, I am Soldaer Torrae, Twilight Elf ranger of Mielikki and Druid of Eilistraee. To answer your second one, everything but the furniture. I have a portable hole and a few bags of holding, which will definitely make it easier."
"Alright..." She draws a few cards "I can likely grab whatever you cant fit"
He smiles again. "Thank you..." He pauses. "What's your name?"
"You may call me Shardia."
"Pleasure to meet you, Shardia." Soldaer smiles. He turns back to moving everything into the hole and bags.
She seems to wait until each is full, before separating one of her cards from the others in her hand
The Hole fills up surprisingly fast with clothes, gold, magic items, even a silver circlet and diadem. One of the bags of holding gets filled with various liquors and glasses.
"Is that all you can fit?" She looks around, beginning to gather up what remains together
He tosses a second bag of holding over to her. "Not quite. There's a chest of food over there, although not all of that is needed." He points to a chest by the doorway. "I've got some things I need to get out of the desks and nightstands, and then we should have most of the important stuff."
She begins to fill the bag "I am able to carry more, if theres anything you want to bring"
Soldaer smiles. He pulls another portable hole out of one of his pockets walks over to the mantle and starts removing the items from it, including the heads that were mounted on the wall. "Can you help me get the dragon head in here? It's a bit too heavy and big for just me."
She takes a card between 2 fingers, flinging it towards the ground. Its in... Strange text, bit the title line reads 'Animate Artifact'. The dragon head seems to levitate itself off the wall slowly, floating next to Shardia
Soldaer smiles. "Very useful. Similar to a Deck of Many Things, I take it?"
She shakes her head "Very different. This one is myvh more controlled
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Nia, because i have nobody else at the house, greets shardia, "Hello miss, how can i help you?"
"Im just helping to move things. I have no need of anything currently. Who are you?"
"I'm nia, current lady of the house," She gives a warm smile, "Who are you?"
She smiles back slightly "You may call me Shardia."
"Nice to meet you. You have lovely hair." she says
The snakes tilt their heads "Is that meant as a sort of joke, or an actual compliment? It can be... A bit hard to tell with people,.sometimes"
"Its genuine. Some may dislike the snakes, but i've seen a lot of different people in my times. Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder, but i still think you're pretty."
She bows her head slightly "Thank you. You are as well, Ms. Nia"
"Aww, thanks shardia." She says, "How about you come have something to drink, since you're helping Sol with moving"
"... That sounds nice... But only if youre sure.."
"Of course i'm sure, why wouldn't i be?" she asks, taking her hands and pulling shardia inside
"Well... You only just met me. And most tend to be cautious around those who are 'monstrous' or cursed. Its... Nice seeing someone who isnt, though"
"Pfft, monsters. I'm an elf, you're a medusa, only difference is our hair style at that point."
She smiles a bit "What do you know about the medusas curse?"
"Hmm, if legends are believed, anyone whoo looks you in the eyes turns to stone. either that or its just the hair sneks."
"The eye part is true, but only if we will it. You can look me in the eyes, and be completely fine, unless I willed you to be petrified. However, we cannot control it if looking in our own reflection."
"So mirrors are bad, got it. Will be careful where i take you."
".. Thank you. Have you ever had any sort of curse before?"
"Hmm, i can't say i have. Unless you count my lo- wait, whole medusa thing..." She says, "THough, you certainly aren't ugly, far from that."
".. Thats very kind for you to say. Your lo?"
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.
*dissasembles the railgun's molecules.* (now, prepare for your brain to detonate: the deep dark is just slightly less scary quit place)
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*its MaGiC*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*You need an intelligence check to you the molecular disassembler.*
*Fires railgun. Take 112 piercing damage*
*Soldaer has about 12 bottles of Fire Whiskey form his homeworld, although it is called that because "It will burn your tongue to ashes", or, in other words, HEAVILY spiced. It's also one of the few drinks they don't have here, as it requires a spice form his homeworld to make.*
A few minutes later, the bartender returns with a mug of gutbuster and a glass of whiskey.
you need an intelligence check for your railgun*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*mk then. Cries in it will burn ur tongue to ashes*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*Ehhh...not really, it's not as complicated a theory as a molecular disassembler...I myself actually know the basic principle behind a railgun, lol. Uses alternately charged "Rails" of magnets to fire a projectile incredibly fast, usually about 5-10x faster than a bullet. alternate the magnetic fields fast, and you cause the projectile to launch out of the barrel at unbelievable speeds.*
*casts feeblemind*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*Under Mindblank. Has no effect.*
*dispel magic*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*We got WAY off RP, lol*
*ye. i need to go now anyways. CHAOTIC EVIL NIGHT*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*Anyways, after 2 AM for me, so Imma head to bed. Chaotic good night!*
[[ haha I’ve been watching YouTube and drawing all day and I have done nothing productive other then remembering to feed and water myself, I had sugar on toast for breakfast, forgot lunch, and had leftovers for dinner. Why did I type all this, it’s gonna be hard to read in the next 5 seconds. What was I saying? ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
[[ Oh. I’m alone. *wheezes in pain and dopamine from phone* why must I do this to myself- off to play video games ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
She shakes her head "Very different. This one is myvh more controlled
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
".. Thats very kind for you to say. Your lo?"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
*Goode Morning-tide fellow peons! I just finished the new spider-man and I want to cry.*
Extended Sig (Now updated!)
(He/Him)
11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.
*I still haven't seen it.*
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
*Good morning and YES, the ending is both depressing and hopeful.*
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.