[[ I’m back because as soon as I drifted off to sleep, I had to cough, and coughing makes me feel like I’m being pierced my a long metal rod in my chest ]]
*oh noooo.*
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i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*Oooo...fun. I've got a deity that they may be interested in meeting.*
*there are so many angels. LISTEN EVERYBODY! WE NEED A TAVERN CENSUS. HOW MANY ANGELS, GODS, GREATWYRMS, BEES, SHRUBS, ELDRITCH HORRORS ETC DO WE HAVE?*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Soldaer chuckles. "You still sure you want to meet them? It's not too late yet..."
"Hey, i'm no wuss. Mostly." She nods, "I can handle you, i can handle your parents."
Soldaer chuckles, and nods to the guards at the doors of the palace proper, who's eyes widen when they realize who he is. They immediately stand at attention and open the doors for the two of them, revealing an equally ornate entrance hall. No torches light it, but instead permanent, and slightly brighter, versions of Dancing lights line the walls. Soldaer seems exceptionally nervous for some reason.
Nia looks around, wonder in her eyes, Pulling soldaer forward, "Come on, this is so cool!" She grins to him
Soldaer chuckles slightly. "You don't even know where you're going, my love." He pulls her, gently, back to his side. "First stop, mother and father. Then I'll take you on a tour."
"Alright," She nods, staying by his side, a light pep in her step
Soldaer smiles at her enthusiasm, seeming to relax a little. He leads Nia down the entrance hall, past many other nobles, many of whom recognize him and bow. Eventually, the reach another pair of massive, and extremely ornate doors that the guards open without question, revealing the throne room. The king and queen are sitting on their respective thrones, which, unlike many kingdoms, are actually at equal heights on the dais.
The queen has a slightly fairer complexion, as though she has a slight bit of moon elf blood in her. She's wearing an ornate, lace-trimmed, green dress set with emeralds, her platinum blonde hair coming to about halfway down her back, her emerald green eyes searching both of them, and a slight smile on her face.
The king has ebony skin, as per usual the Twilight Elves. He wears ornate adamantite scale mail and has a pair of longswords on his belt. He has silver-blue hair that comes to his shoulders, and his pale blue eyes search them as well.
"Welcome back, son." He says. "It has been far too long."
Soldaer bows. "Indeed it has, father. This is Ethaeonia Auvryndar, a dear friend of mine from my time away." He takes her hand and pulls her up next to him, smiling. "We have some news to share with you both."
"U-uh, hello your majesties," Nia curtsies, "Its a pleasure to meet you."
I thought you were looking forward to this, my love. He says a little teasingly. Also, should we tell them together. or do you want me to?
The King turns to face her, and nods his head politely. The queen actually smiles when she nods her head respectfully to Nia. "Welcome, Ethaeonia Auvryndar, to Lyuvinara, and the royal palace."
i mean, i haven't seen your parents since we were little. i don't think they even knew me.
"Thank you, its amazing to be here."
So, I should tell them?
The queen nods. "What brings you here, with our firstborn son, nonetheless?"
"Um... well," She looks over at soldaer and nods, Tell them.
Soldaer meets her eyes and nods before turning back to the king and queen. "Mother, father, I, no, WE have some big news." He smiles, his eyes shifting to pure gold as he wraps his arm around Nia's shoulders. "Me and Nia here, we're getting married." He says with a bit of a grin.
The King's eyes go wide, and the Queen seems ecstatic. "What? When? Oh...Soldaer!!" She seems slightly overwhelmed.
A smile slowly creeps across the king's face. "It's about time!" He says, chuckling slightly. "I remember there were times when Sol here came home that he couldn't stop talking about you, Ethaeonia." Soldaer blushes rather hard at that.
"I would say i'm suprised, but i know first hand how romantic our crown prince can be," She smirks, nudging him with her hip
Soldaer blushes even more. Should we tell them about our other...surprise, or should we wait?
The King laughs. "Oh really now?" He grins at Soldaer.
The Queen sits back in her throne, hands over her mouth, still a bit overwhelmed.
I want to see if they'll catch on
"Oh yeah, he's gone all out with me it seems,mwe've done everything possible as a couple."
Soldaer chuckles, and blushes a bit. They're pretty smart...They'll know. He winks at Nia.
The King raises an eyebrow, grinning slightly. "I think I know where you're going with this..." He says, chuckling slightly.
The queen's eyes go wide, and she starts shaking her head slightly. "No...You're not......" She whispers
"Yep," Nia nods, crossing her arms, "We have a house." She grins
I think that may throw them for a loop or seven
Oh, you devious vixen...I love you so much, Nia.
Soldaer smiles and nods. "Grew it myself."
The King looks a bit surprised, but not fully convinced of it, but playing along. "That's...quite the step, you two."
The Queen looks rather relieved, for the moment at least.
(Hehehe, smart I am.) Nia grins
"Yeah, it's really comfy too"
Indeed you are, my love! He grins back with a wink.
"It's still a little bit of a work-in-progress, but it's nearly finished." He says to his parents, smiling.
The King raises his eyebrows. "And what exactly do you mean by that...?" He says, a little slyly, smiling.
The Queen looks a bit shocked at her husband's question, and even more at what he's implying.
Nia smiles, "The prince here, is warm." She smiles, "Our sleeping bags are next to each other," she says, leaving out the part where they sleep in the same bed
Soldaer smiles, blushing slightly. Not telling them the full truth of our sleeping arrangement, are you...?
The King raises an eyebrow, chuckling slightly. "Are you sure that's all...?"
The Queen is just shaking her head now, overwhelmed, and seemingly trying to hold in a bit of laughter.
"Hmmmm..... I'm leaving out a few things," Nia says, pondering something
(Yeaaaah)
I think father knows, and mother...she's not sure how to react.
The King nods, smiling knowingly. "I think I know what you're leaving out, Ethaeonia, but I'd prefer to hear it from you rather than guess."
The Queen's eyes go wide again. "You....Are, aren't you?" She whispers.
"Uh, yeah. I think you figured that out. One, neither of use are virgins anymore. Two, you may have a grandkids soon." Nia says shyly
About time you told them, dear. He says, chuckling, and blushing slightly, but beaming too.
The King Smiles widely. "I thought as much! Congratulations you two!"
The Queen's eyes nearly pop out of her head as she covers her mouth with her hand. "Oh my......How long...?"
"About a week or so. He's actually the first one who found out. I had no clue yet."
Soldaer smiles. "She already has morning sickness. The place where we've been lately has a magic field that keeps you from getting harmed, but apparently not form getting pregnant, or the side effects of that." He says, chuckling.
The King grins. "Well, congratulations to the both of you." He says.
The Queen sits back in her throne, still a bit shocked. "Wow...Congratulations." She says, smiling.
"Its exciting to be honest" Nia grins
Soldaer nods, agreeing with Nia, smiling.
The King nods. "I bet it is."
The Queen finally seems to have recovered, and is beaming. "I...Wow! A grandchild...."
"Sorry to make you grandparents at such a young age." Nia smiles
Both the Kin and Queen laugh. "No need to apologize in the slightest, Ethaeonia." The King says. "We're happy for the two of you." The Queen beams, and takes her husband's hand.
Soldaer beams, thrilled at their response. "I'll be honest, I wasn't expecting that response from you mother and father." He says, chuckling happily.
"See, your parents are very understanding," She nudges him
Soldaer chuckles, and wraps his arm around her shoulders, smiling.
Both the King and Queen sit back in the thrones a bit, beaming still. "Any other surprises you two have in store for us?" The king asks, still smiling.
"Hmmm, if we do, then only Sol knows those." She says, smiling
Soldaer laughs. "No, I don't believe so."
The King smiles. "That's good to hear."
The Queen's face suddenly brightens. "You two simply must stay the night here! Your room is just the same as when you left, son."
"Oh, thank you miss." nia smiles, looking over at soldaer, "Want to stay?"
*Noi, did ya miss my post on theseus? Also, hows he doing? Get adopted then thrown off a cliff yet?*
[[ not yet ]]
*Ariadne looming over Theseus ominously in the corner of the room*
[[ I just need Ariadne to be like “I’m adopting you now” *proceeds to have Theseus kill a big thing “you are no longer of use to me YEET” ]]
*im having cruella de vil the new one flashbacks here, and i like it. And... Ariadne has been tracking down an ironscale hydra who guards the eye & hand of vecna*
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i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Elendon walks back into the tavern, seeming very much so refreshed. He takes a seat at a table in the corner and waves his hand. A bottle filled with a bright red liquor and a glass with the same liquor in it appear on the table. it smells very strongly of spices, including cinnamon and nutmeg.
*Noi, did ya miss my post on theseus? Also, hows he doing? Get adopted then thrown off a cliff yet?*
[[ not yet ]]
*Ariadne looming over Theseus ominously in the corner of the room*
[[ I just need Ariadne to be like “I’m adopting you now” *proceeds to have Theseus kill a big thing “you are no longer of use to me YEET” ]]
*im having cruella de vil the new one flashbacks here, and i like it. And... Ariadne has been tracking down an ironscale hydra who guards the eye & hand of vecna*
Elendon walks back into the tavern, seeming very much so refreshed. He takes a seat at a table in the corner and waves his hand. A bottle filled with a bright red liquor and a glass with the same liquor in it appear on the table. it smells very strongly of spices, including cinnamon and nutmeg.
* i kinda want to have Uhluhtc have a conversation with Elendon. idk why tho. i seriously don know why*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*Noi, did ya miss my post on theseus? Also, hows he doing? Get adopted then thrown off a cliff yet?*
[[ not yet ]]
*Ariadne looming over Theseus ominously in the corner of the room*
[[ I just need Ariadne to be like “I’m adopting you now” *proceeds to have Theseus kill a big thing “you are no longer of use to me YEET” ]]
*im having cruella de vil the new one flashbacks here, and i like it. And... Ariadne has been tracking down an ironscale hydra who guards the eye & hand of vecna*
[[ goat’s gonna yeet a hydra ey? ]]
*"just mash in heracles while ur at it" -Druid, Goat Boi's Demise*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Elendon walks back into the tavern, seeming very much so refreshed. He takes a seat at a table in the corner and waves his hand. A bottle filled with a bright red liquor and a glass with the same liquor in it appear on the table. it smells very strongly of spices, including cinnamon and nutmeg.
One of Myrn’s feathers descend. Myrn is mostly asleep above elendon
"See, your parents are very understanding," She nudges him
Soldaer chuckles, and wraps his arm around her shoulders, smiling.
Both the King and Queen sit back in the thrones a bit, beaming still. "Any other surprises you two have in store for us?" The king asks, still smiling.
"Hmmm, if we do, then only Sol knows those." She says, smiling
Soldaer laughs. "No, I don't believe so."
The King smiles. "That's good to hear."
The Queen's face suddenly brightens. "You two simply must stay the night here! Your room is just the same as when you left, son."
"Oh, thank you miss." nia smiles, looking over at soldaer, "Want to stay?"
Soldaer smiles. "I think we would like that, although we'll need to let another friend of ours know. She has had...bad dealings with royalty in the past, and won't be comfortable staying here."
The King smiles. "Of course. Tell her she can stay at any inn in the city on us for as long as she wants."
The Queen nods. "Absolutely. Any friend of your's, son, is a friend of ours."
*Noi, did ya miss my post on theseus? Also, hows he doing? Get adopted then thrown off a cliff yet?*
[[ not yet ]]
*Hmm.... do i want to be the one to toss the child? Who knows*
[[ do I now has people fighting over who is gonna yeet Theseus???? ]]
*Ariadne is literally perfect for the job! he needs goat boi to do one thing, then he just says he tripped into the ocean Near Dayreak's lair and had a severe case of neck break*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*Noi, did ya miss my post on theseus? Also, hows he doing? Get adopted then thrown off a cliff yet?*
[[ not yet ]]
*Ariadne looming over Theseus ominously in the corner of the room*
[[ I just need Ariadne to be like “I’m adopting you now” *proceeds to have Theseus kill a big thing “you are no longer of use to me YEET” ]]
*im having cruella de vil the new one flashbacks here, and i like it. And... Ariadne has been tracking down an ironscale hydra who guards the eye & hand of vecna*
[[ goat’s gonna yeet a hydra ey? ]]
*"just mash in heracles while ur at it" -Druid, Goat Boi's Demise*
[[ you are the only person I have met to have gotten Heracles’ name right and not Disney’s Hercules ]]
Elendon walks back into the tavern, seeming very much so refreshed. He takes a seat at a table in the corner and waves his hand. A bottle filled with a bright red liquor and a glass with the same liquor in it appear on the table. it smells very strongly of spices, including cinnamon and nutmeg.
* i kinda want to have Uhluhtc have a conversation with Elendon. idk why tho. i seriously don know why*
*They already have....Uhluhtc was a bit scared of him, if I remember correctly.*
Elendon walks back into the tavern, seeming very much so refreshed. He takes a seat at a table in the corner and waves his hand. A bottle filled with a bright red liquor and a glass with the same liquor in it appear on the table. it smells very strongly of spices, including cinnamon and nutmeg.
* i kinda want to have Uhluhtc have a conversation with Elendon. idk why tho. i seriously don know why*
*They already have....Uhluhtc was a bit scared of him, if I remember correctly.*
[[ I remember that. It was funny. ]]
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I have stolen your shredded cheese.
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*Oooo...fun. I've got a deity that they may be interested in meeting.*
*oh noooo.*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
[[ noice ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
[[ I just need Ariadne to be like “I’m adopting you now” *proceeds to have Theseus kill a big thing “you are no longer of use to me YEET” ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
*there are so many angels. LISTEN EVERYBODY! WE NEED A TAVERN CENSUS. HOW MANY ANGELS, GODS, GREATWYRMS, BEES, SHRUBS, ELDRITCH HORRORS ETC DO WE HAVE?*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
"Oh, thank you miss." nia smiles, looking over at soldaer, "Want to stay?"
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*im having cruella de vil the new one flashbacks here, and i like it. And... Ariadne has been tracking down an ironscale hydra who guards the eye & hand of vecna*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Elendon walks back into the tavern, seeming very much so refreshed. He takes a seat at a table in the corner and waves his hand. A bottle filled with a bright red liquor and a glass with the same liquor in it appear on the table. it smells very strongly of spices, including cinnamon and nutmeg.
*Hmm.... do i want to be the one to toss the child? Who knows*
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
[[ goat’s gonna yeet a hydra ey? ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
* i kinda want to have Uhluhtc have a conversation with Elendon. idk why tho. i seriously don know why*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
[[ do I now has people fighting over who is gonna yeet Theseus???? ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
*"just mash in heracles while ur at it" -Druid, Goat Boi's Demise*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
One of Myrn’s feathers descend. Myrn is mostly asleep above elendon
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Soldaer smiles. "I think we would like that, although we'll need to let another friend of ours know. She has had...bad dealings with royalty in the past, and won't be comfortable staying here."
The King smiles. "Of course. Tell her she can stay at any inn in the city on us for as long as she wants."
The Queen nods. "Absolutely. Any friend of your's, son, is a friend of ours."
*Ariadne is literally perfect for the job! he needs goat boi to do one thing, then he just says he tripped into the ocean Near Dayreak's lair and had a severe case of neck break*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*Good question*
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
[[ you are the only person I have met to have gotten Heracles’ name right and not Disney’s Hercules ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
*They already have....Uhluhtc was a bit scared of him, if I remember correctly.*
[[ I remember that. It was funny. ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger