Ursula, being the absolute jumpscare she is, appears behind Araignee and says, "Why hello there, my extremely drunk friend." While taking the Beer out of their hands.
“C’mon Ursula it was only one- besides beer isn’t nearly as strong as vodka”
"And what were you going to do after you finished this?" She asked with a disapproving stare.
*Want to continue Myrn and Lazarus? Lets just say Myrn lets loose and limps Ulgar*
Ulgar lies wounded by Myrn, grinning manically while muttering about blood. "Mmm... I relent."
[[ oki doki ]] “so, you’ll open that portal for me now?”
"Yes." He says, as an eerie howl cries out across the forest. "Do you know of the children?"
“I do not, if you will be as kind as to indulge my interest”
Myrn senses wolves begin to appear around the pair, prowling. "A... gift from the master. Both a blessing and a curse. They will move reality to bring about the portal you want." They say, as the hounds slowly circle closer and closer
“Sure, I think it’ll be interesting” Myrn didn’t seem to react though internally he’s like doggos
Finally, a pack of 8 wolves arrive, seemingly standing at attention for Ulgar's order. "I see... So why?" They say, as the dogs spread out and form a perimeter around the pair
“Why what-?” Myrn doesn’t mean this in any condescending way. He genuinely forgot what he was doing because 8 fluffy babies showed up
"Why become friends with a vampire?" Ulgar says, grinning devilishly. He nods to a wolf as it approaches the angel, acting as cute at they can
“Because vampires are cool” Myrn looks at the wolf “oh Hello there cutie”
The wolf belps at the angel, rubbing itself on the angel. *Is Myrn wearing anything on their legs?*
"Mmm... And you want to be friends with me?"
[[ his boots go up to his mid calf but other than that- not really ]]
“I do, if you will accept the friendship” he starts scratching the wolf behind it’s ears
The wolf barks happily before the angel touches it. As Myrn touches the wolf, he finds that his hand 'singes' the wolf as its appearance wavers.
"Who are you asking that to? Me or Lazarus?"
“Both- wh- why is the sweetheart disintegrating” Myrn is very confused at this
"Because you are an angel. A being whose masters are offended by me and the gifter of the children." They say, as the Wolf slowly gets scared by the Angel's touch
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Nia is out home with soldaer, or time warped, deorating the house while he's gone
Lucius is back in control.
Soldaer is on one of the balconies of the palace with E, looking out over the city as the sun sets.
Hows it going with E hon? The king and queena re great company
Soldaer chuckles. It's going well. She seems to be doing better than I expected, considering her...history with royals. You should come join us. We've got a beautiful view of the city from the central northwest balcony.
I'll consider that
She gets a telepathic smile. You should. You remember how beautiful the city is at night, don't you?
Yeah, i remember, Same, smiling
Then come join us, dear. She gets a telepathic link.
Nia, after a few minutes, come out onto the balcony, "Big castle."
Ursula, being the absolute jumpscare she is, appears behind Araignee and says, "Why hello there, my extremely drunk friend." While taking the Beer out of their hands.
“C’mon Ursula it was only one- besides beer isn’t nearly as strong as vodka”
"And what were you going to do after you finished this?" She asked with a disapproving stare.
*Ursula goin full Angry mother.*
Araignée thinks for a second “try to kind Kai-“
"and then???"
“Probably fall asleep”
Ursula raises her eyebrows.
"-how many drinks have you had today?"
“Two”
"why? it just tastes like BLEGH."
*whenever i said Ursula ordered a "drink" i can just say it was tea or SPOOOOOODER SPIDER*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*Want to continue Myrn and Lazarus? Lets just say Myrn lets loose and limps Ulgar*
Ulgar lies wounded by Myrn, grinning manically while muttering about blood. "Mmm... I relent."
[[ oki doki ]] “so, you’ll open that portal for me now?”
"Yes." He says, as an eerie howl cries out across the forest. "Do you know of the children?"
“I do not, if you will be as kind as to indulge my interest”
Myrn senses wolves begin to appear around the pair, prowling. "A... gift from the master. Both a blessing and a curse. They will move reality to bring about the portal you want." They say, as the hounds slowly circle closer and closer
“Sure, I think it’ll be interesting” Myrn didn’t seem to react though internally he’s like doggos
Finally, a pack of 8 wolves arrive, seemingly standing at attention for Ulgar's order. "I see... So why?" They say, as the dogs spread out and form a perimeter around the pair
“Why what-?” Myrn doesn’t mean this in any condescending way. He genuinely forgot what he was doing because 8 fluffy babies showed up
"Why become friends with a vampire?" Ulgar says, grinning devilishly. He nods to a wolf as it approaches the angel, acting as cute at they can
“Because vampires are cool” Myrn looks at the wolf “oh Hello there cutie”
The wolf belps at the angel, rubbing itself on the angel. *Is Myrn wearing anything on their legs?*
"Mmm... And you want to be friends with me?"
[[ his boots go up to his mid calf but other than that- not really ]]
“I do, if you will accept the friendship” he starts scratching the wolf behind it’s ears
The wolf barks happily before the angel touches it. As Myrn touches the wolf, he finds that his hand 'singes' the wolf as its appearance wavers.
"Who are you asking that to? Me or Lazarus?"
“Both- wh- why is the sweetheart disintegrating” Myrn is very confused at this
"Because you are an angel. A being whose masters are offended by me and the gifter of the children." They say, as the Wolf slowly gets scared by the Angel's touch
“Oh noh- but I like the puppies 🥺 and you and Lazarus but also the puppies ”
Nia is out home with soldaer, or time warped, deorating the house while he's gone
Lucius is back in control.
Soldaer is on one of the balconies of the palace with E, looking out over the city as the sun sets.
Hows it going with E hon? The king and queena re great company
Soldaer chuckles. It's going well. She seems to be doing better than I expected, considering her...history with royals. You should come join us. We've got a beautiful view of the city from the central northwest balcony.
I'll consider that
She gets a telepathic smile. You should. You remember how beautiful the city is at night, don't you?
Yeah, i remember, Same, smiling
Then come join us, dear. She gets a telepathic link.
Nia, after a few minutes, come out onto the balcony, "Big castle."
Soldaer smiles, and wraps an arm around her. "Beautiful sunset too." But not as beautiful as my fiancé. He adds with a grin.
*Want to continue Myrn and Lazarus? Lets just say Myrn lets loose and limps Ulgar*
Ulgar lies wounded by Myrn, grinning manically while muttering about blood. "Mmm... I relent."
[[ oki doki ]] “so, you’ll open that portal for me now?”
"Yes." He says, as an eerie howl cries out across the forest. "Do you know of the children?"
“I do not, if you will be as kind as to indulge my interest”
Myrn senses wolves begin to appear around the pair, prowling. "A... gift from the master. Both a blessing and a curse. They will move reality to bring about the portal you want." They say, as the hounds slowly circle closer and closer
“Sure, I think it’ll be interesting” Myrn didn’t seem to react though internally he’s like doggos
Finally, a pack of 8 wolves arrive, seemingly standing at attention for Ulgar's order. "I see... So why?" They say, as the dogs spread out and form a perimeter around the pair
“Why what-?” Myrn doesn’t mean this in any condescending way. He genuinely forgot what he was doing because 8 fluffy babies showed up
"Why become friends with a vampire?" Ulgar says, grinning devilishly. He nods to a wolf as it approaches the angel, acting as cute at they can
“Because vampires are cool” Myrn looks at the wolf “oh Hello there cutie”
The wolf belps at the angel, rubbing itself on the angel. *Is Myrn wearing anything on their legs?*
"Mmm... And you want to be friends with me?"
[[ his boots go up to his mid calf but other than that- not really ]]
“I do, if you will accept the friendship” he starts scratching the wolf behind it’s ears
The wolf barks happily before the angel touches it. As Myrn touches the wolf, he finds that his hand 'singes' the wolf as its appearance wavers.
"Who are you asking that to? Me or Lazarus?"
“Both- wh- why is the sweetheart disintegrating” Myrn is very confused at this
"Because you are an angel. A being whose masters are offended by me and the gifter of the children." They say, as the Wolf slowly gets scared by the Angel's touch
“Oh noh- but I like the puppies 🥺 and you and Lazarus but also the puppies ”
"You think these wolves are 'puppies'?" They say, as the Wolf begins to whine slightly as the angel continues to pet them
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Nia is out home with soldaer, or time warped, deorating the house while he's gone
Lucius is back in control.
Soldaer is on one of the balconies of the palace with E, looking out over the city as the sun sets.
Hows it going with E hon? The king and queena re great company
Soldaer chuckles. It's going well. She seems to be doing better than I expected, considering her...history with royals. You should come join us. We've got a beautiful view of the city from the central northwest balcony.
I'll consider that
She gets a telepathic smile. You should. You remember how beautiful the city is at night, don't you?
Yeah, i remember, Same, smiling
Then come join us, dear. She gets a telepathic link.
Nia, after a few minutes, come out onto the balcony, "Big castle."
Soldaer smiles, and wraps an arm around her. "Beautiful sunset too." But not as beautiful as my fiancé. He adds with a grin.
*Want to continue Myrn and Lazarus? Lets just say Myrn lets loose and limps Ulgar*
Ulgar lies wounded by Myrn, grinning manically while muttering about blood. "Mmm... I relent."
[[ oki doki ]] “so, you’ll open that portal for me now?”
"Yes." He says, as an eerie howl cries out across the forest. "Do you know of the children?"
“I do not, if you will be as kind as to indulge my interest”
Myrn senses wolves begin to appear around the pair, prowling. "A... gift from the master. Both a blessing and a curse. They will move reality to bring about the portal you want." They say, as the hounds slowly circle closer and closer
“Sure, I think it’ll be interesting” Myrn didn’t seem to react though internally he’s like doggos
Finally, a pack of 8 wolves arrive, seemingly standing at attention for Ulgar's order. "I see... So why?" They say, as the dogs spread out and form a perimeter around the pair
“Why what-?” Myrn doesn’t mean this in any condescending way. He genuinely forgot what he was doing because 8 fluffy babies showed up
"Why become friends with a vampire?" Ulgar says, grinning devilishly. He nods to a wolf as it approaches the angel, acting as cute at they can
“Because vampires are cool” Myrn looks at the wolf “oh Hello there cutie”
The wolf belps at the angel, rubbing itself on the angel. *Is Myrn wearing anything on their legs?*
"Mmm... And you want to be friends with me?"
[[ his boots go up to his mid calf but other than that- not really ]]
“I do, if you will accept the friendship” he starts scratching the wolf behind it’s ears
The wolf barks happily before the angel touches it. As Myrn touches the wolf, he finds that his hand 'singes' the wolf as its appearance wavers.
"Who are you asking that to? Me or Lazarus?"
“Both- wh- why is the sweetheart disintegrating” Myrn is very confused at this
"Because you are an angel. A being whose masters are offended by me and the gifter of the children." They say, as the Wolf slowly gets scared by the Angel's touch
“Oh noh- but I like the puppies 🥺 and you and Lazarus but also the puppies ”
"You think these wolves are 'puppies'?" They say, as the Wolf begins to whine slightly as the angel continues to pet them
“I’m sorry” Myrn stops petting the wolf “I have a habit of calling things that I think are cute by cute names, so yes, the wolves in my brain are puppies”
*Daybreak, Bolehs, Ursula. And Danger Foliage is talkin To Raphael*
"You want to try Goodberries? Hopefully, the magic works." They say, as the pair make their way to the tavern
"if you think it will.." As they make their way to the tavern, Danger Foliage starts burrowing their roots into the ground.
"What are you doing?" They say, as they hop off and view the root growing
"am i not allowed to re-root myself?" As they said that, the Enormous Flowers Of Danger Foliage Start spewing out enormous clouds of pollen.
Raphael just collects the nector. "Yes, I was just curious. Sorry if that came out wrong."
"-so... why can't i re-root myself?" Make a DC 16 Constitution saving throw.
*i knew their was a grammar error in your text, so enjoy this.*
"You can. I never said anything against that.".
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"Did you fail at Grammar?" Danger Foliage is asking this as a legitimate question, not an insult. as Raphael Collects the Nectar, The pollen that collects on his face creates a burning sensation, though not enough to do actual harm.
*Poison pollen. Yay*
*Raphael can also choose not the breath*
Raphael dusts the pollen off. No, I don't think so. Sometimes the translation stuff doesn't work great. Why do you ask?
"because you seriously must practice. i know 74 languages, including celestial."
*its poisonous to the touch, but it would probably be a lessened effect if they don't breath it in*
*Got it*
Raphael dusts it off with a glove. Nice. I know every language. I just ran into the problem of saying yes as in yes you are aloud to do it... if that makes sense. Also, I have a question after this
"alright, thank you for the clarification. now, whats your question?"
Is your pollen posionous or something?
"not enough to cause permanent injury to anything larger than lizards. i use it usually to ward of creatures who try to eat my flowers, like deer."
Oh... Sorry if you view me as a threat They say, feeling sad
"...its fine." They reply, patting them on the back with a vine the size they are.
Raphael smiles at them. Thanks Danger! Has anyone hugged you?
"hugged?"
You haven't?!?!?!??! They say, shocked
"i am a 300 year old plant that feeds on the minds of creatures who dare stray to close to me. What even is a HUG?"
an act of holding someone tightly in one's arms, typically to express affection. They say, before hugging one of the plant's legs.
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“Two”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
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[[ YÆS ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
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"Because you are an angel. A being whose masters are offended by me and the gifter of the children." They say, as the Wolf slowly gets scared by the Angel's touch
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
*Then we can do this after Lazarus and Myrn*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Nia, after a few minutes, come out onto the balcony, "Big castle."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
[[ oki doki ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
"why? it just tastes like BLEGH."
*whenever i said Ursula ordered a "drink" i can just say it was tea or SPOOOOOODER SPIDER*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
"Hm? I'm not claus."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"You... look like them. Who are you then? If I may know."
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
“Oh noh- but I like the puppies 🥺 and you and Lazarus but also the puppies ”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Kai goes up to Araignée, "....I swear, i told you not to drink."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
Soldaer smiles, and wraps an arm around her. "Beautiful sunset too." But not as beautiful as my fiancé. He adds with a grin.
"Ah, I'm Lucius. Claus is my brother."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
“WURJEKDJSKD” Araignée falls
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
"You think these wolves are 'puppies'?" They say, as the Wolf begins to whine slightly as the angel continues to pet them
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
[[ a yes, the cheese pizza ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
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Kai sighs, taking away the beer and dragging them away from the bar
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
“I’m sorry” Myrn stops petting the wolf “I have a habit of calling things that I think are cute by cute names, so yes, the wolves in my brain are puppies”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now