Apifite put his top set of arms under xanial’s armpits and holds his chest against his with his second set of arms “ready?”
"-oh, heights. Yay. i'm ready."
“Alright, here we gO!” Apifite boost them about 45 feet into the air
"NOPE." Xanial teleports down, laying on the grass.
Apifite hovers onto his chest “didn’t like that?”
"no. i have a problem with gravity when i'm up high, apparently."
“Wanna try one more time?”
"noooooooooooooooooooooooo. please. noooooooo. i think i'll just stay here, drawing, not suspended in the air."
Apifite laughs “alright then”
"want another snickerdoodle?" they say as if they forgot what just happened.
“Yes please” it was immediate lmao
They Give them a snickerdoodle as they start drawing bees with broken wings falling from great heights. don't ask.
Apifite is nomming the cookie happily
"i hope you don't mind the Chorus fruit mixed into that batch." they say, as Apifite can feel their skin rippling. *does that sentence mentally hurt you? cuz it should*
“That’s cool”
"yeah, you should start teleporting any second now."
“What whA?” He gets teleported into a tree branch “@-@“
"oof."
He falls off, very dizzy “you gave me that one on purpose didn’t you”
"O-oh, i don't know. i don't drink a whole lot," She says, fidgeting with her hands
He smiles warmly. "Doesn't mean you can't enjoy one every now and then." He says, his hand still extended.
Orchid is all but asleep now, her head resting on her front talons.
"Well.... i guess one wouldn't hurt." She shrugs, smiling
Hazel scratches Orchid behind the... ears?
He grins. "Well then, will a beautiful woman such as yourself have a drink with a humble bard such as myself?" He asks.
*Yep, They have ears.* Orchid purrs, and drifts to sleep fully now, smiling happily.
"Oh, sure," She says, giving in to the request, smiling. She stands., stretching
Iralias smiles warmly, and takes her hand, leading her over to the bar. "Anything in particular for my lovely companion this evening?" He asks her as he takes a seat.
"Um.... i'm not sure," SHe says, a bit of nervousness in her voice, "I guess just an ale for me."
Iralias smiles, and orders a couple of ales, tossing a platinum piece to the bartender. "You don't need to be nervous." He says with a warm smile. "Just try to relax and enjoy yourself, alright?"
"Alright mr." She smiles, sipping her ale when it comes
He laughs. "No need for formality. My name is Iralias." He says with a warm smile as he sips his ale.
"Hazel, nice to meet ya," She says
He smiles. "Hazel...A beautiful name for a beautiful woman." He says with a wink.
She returns the smile, "Well, you certainly are a charmer."
He chuckles. "Maybe I am." he says with a wink. "but you, beautiful Hazel, stole my heart simply by being in the same room." He says with a grin, knowing full well he's being cheesy.
"Alright casanova," She says, blushing a lot more, "You've had one two many ales it seems."
He laughs. "Nope! Haven't even finished the one I'm on! Besides, I don't get drunk easily." (That part is true; he has a +9 Con save XD)
*Dang, thats high*
"O-oh, alright." She says,
*Yeah...18 in Con and the Resilient feat to pick up that saving throw.*
He smiles warmly. "Are you getting nervous?" He asks, sipping on his ale.
*Oooo, so thats his total, not just the base bonus?*
"You're getting nervous." She mumbles, downing her ale
*Yep, +9 Con Save with proficiency.*
He seems a bit confused. "And why would I be getting nervous, exactly?" He says downing his and ordering two more. (And if she doesn't want another, he'll drink them both.)
*Laughs in +13 to all con saves*
"BEcause, i'm about to drink you under a table," She says, picking up the next glass
*Laughs in Protection from Poison.*
He grins. "You sure about that...?" He says with a wink as he picks up his next glass.
"I'll bet my left leg on it," She grins, downing the mug in only a few seconds
Iralias follows suit. "Well, let's raise the alcohol level, shall we?" He asks, ordering them glasses of Feywine this time.
"Sure," She says, sipping the wine to get a taste for it at first
It's strong, but rather sweet, as though it was brewed with honey. There's also some hints of various fruits and spices.
Iralias smiles, and easily downs his glass.
She soon follows suit
He chuckles slightly and orders them each another glass. He easily downs his again.
Hazel downs her drink aswell, coughing a little bit
He looks over at her. "You good there?" He asks as he orders yet another round.
She sways a little, "I, am fine."
He smiles knowingly. "Now now, looks like you're getting a little drunk there... Why don't I take you to your room before you pass out?"
"Hm, i guess i have drunken a bit much...."
He chuckles slightly, before taking her by the hand. "You do have a room here, don't you?" He asks as he starts leading her upstairs.
[[ hEH-? NO LET GO OF HER SIR, YOU DO NOT TOUCH A LADY WITHOUT HER PERMISSION]]
Apifite put his top set of arms under xanial’s armpits and holds his chest against his with his second set of arms “ready?”
"-oh, heights. Yay. i'm ready."
“Alright, here we gO!” Apifite boost them about 45 feet into the air
"NOPE." Xanial teleports down, laying on the grass.
Apifite hovers onto his chest “didn’t like that?”
"no. i have a problem with gravity when i'm up high, apparently."
“Wanna try one more time?”
"noooooooooooooooooooooooo. please. noooooooo. i think i'll just stay here, drawing, not suspended in the air."
Apifite laughs “alright then”
"want another snickerdoodle?" they say as if they forgot what just happened.
“Yes please” it was immediate lmao
They Give them a snickerdoodle as they start drawing bees with broken wings falling from great heights. don't ask.
Apifite is nomming the cookie happily
"i hope you don't mind the Chorus fruit mixed into that batch." they say, as Apifite can feel their skin rippling. *does that sentence mentally hurt you? cuz it should*
“That’s cool”
"yeah, you should start teleporting any second now."
“What whA?” He gets teleported into a tree branch “@-@“
"oof."
He falls off, very dizzy “you gave me that one on purpose didn’t you”
"maybe..." he whispers, chuckling.
“Meanie..” he continues to eat the cookie
"hey! i still made you cookies."
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
"O-oh, i don't know. i don't drink a whole lot," She says, fidgeting with her hands
He smiles warmly. "Doesn't mean you can't enjoy one every now and then." He says, his hand still extended.
Orchid is all but asleep now, her head resting on her front talons.
"Well.... i guess one wouldn't hurt." She shrugs, smiling
Hazel scratches Orchid behind the... ears?
He grins. "Well then, will a beautiful woman such as yourself have a drink with a humble bard such as myself?" He asks.
*Yep, They have ears.* Orchid purrs, and drifts to sleep fully now, smiling happily.
"Oh, sure," She says, giving in to the request, smiling. She stands., stretching
Iralias smiles warmly, and takes her hand, leading her over to the bar. "Anything in particular for my lovely companion this evening?" He asks her as he takes a seat.
"Um.... i'm not sure," SHe says, a bit of nervousness in her voice, "I guess just an ale for me."
Iralias smiles, and orders a couple of ales, tossing a platinum piece to the bartender. "You don't need to be nervous." He says with a warm smile. "Just try to relax and enjoy yourself, alright?"
"Alright mr." She smiles, sipping her ale when it comes
He laughs. "No need for formality. My name is Iralias." He says with a warm smile as he sips his ale.
"Hazel, nice to meet ya," She says
He smiles. "Hazel...A beautiful name for a beautiful woman." He says with a wink.
She returns the smile, "Well, you certainly are a charmer."
He chuckles. "Maybe I am." he says with a wink. "but you, beautiful Hazel, stole my heart simply by being in the same room." He says with a grin, knowing full well he's being cheesy.
"Alright casanova," She says, blushing a lot more, "You've had one two many ales it seems."
He laughs. "Nope! Haven't even finished the one I'm on! Besides, I don't get drunk easily." (That part is true; he has a +9 Con save XD)
*Dang, thats high*
"O-oh, alright." She says,
*Yeah...18 in Con and the Resilient feat to pick up that saving throw.*
He smiles warmly. "Are you getting nervous?" He asks, sipping on his ale.
*Oooo, so thats his total, not just the base bonus?*
"You're getting nervous." She mumbles, downing her ale
*Yep, +9 Con Save with proficiency.*
He seems a bit confused. "And why would I be getting nervous, exactly?" He says downing his and ordering two more. (And if she doesn't want another, he'll drink them both.)
*Laughs in +13 to all con saves*
"BEcause, i'm about to drink you under a table," She says, picking up the next glass
*Laughs in Protection from Poison.*
He grins. "You sure about that...?" He says with a wink as he picks up his next glass.
"I'll bet my left leg on it," She grins, downing the mug in only a few seconds
Iralias follows suit. "Well, let's raise the alcohol level, shall we?" He asks, ordering them glasses of Feywine this time.
"Sure," She says, sipping the wine to get a taste for it at first
It's strong, but rather sweet, as though it was brewed with honey. There's also some hints of various fruits and spices.
Iralias smiles, and easily downs his glass.
She soon follows suit
He chuckles slightly and orders them each another glass. He easily downs his again.
Hazel downs her drink aswell, coughing a little bit
He looks over at her. "You good there?" He asks as he orders yet another round.
She sways a little, "I, am fine."
He smiles knowingly. "Now now, looks like you're getting a little drunk there... Why don't I take you to your room before you pass out?"
"Hm, i guess i have drunken a bit much...."
He chuckles slightly, before taking her by the hand. "You do have a room here, don't you?" He asks as he starts leading her upstairs.
"O-oh, i don't know. i don't drink a whole lot," She says, fidgeting with her hands
He smiles warmly. "Doesn't mean you can't enjoy one every now and then." He says, his hand still extended.
Orchid is all but asleep now, her head resting on her front talons.
"Well.... i guess one wouldn't hurt." She shrugs, smiling
Hazel scratches Orchid behind the... ears?
He grins. "Well then, will a beautiful woman such as yourself have a drink with a humble bard such as myself?" He asks.
*Yep, They have ears.* Orchid purrs, and drifts to sleep fully now, smiling happily.
"Oh, sure," She says, giving in to the request, smiling. She stands., stretching
Iralias smiles warmly, and takes her hand, leading her over to the bar. "Anything in particular for my lovely companion this evening?" He asks her as he takes a seat.
"Um.... i'm not sure," SHe says, a bit of nervousness in her voice, "I guess just an ale for me."
Iralias smiles, and orders a couple of ales, tossing a platinum piece to the bartender. "You don't need to be nervous." He says with a warm smile. "Just try to relax and enjoy yourself, alright?"
"Alright mr." She smiles, sipping her ale when it comes
He laughs. "No need for formality. My name is Iralias." He says with a warm smile as he sips his ale.
"Hazel, nice to meet ya," She says
He smiles. "Hazel...A beautiful name for a beautiful woman." He says with a wink.
She returns the smile, "Well, you certainly are a charmer."
He chuckles. "Maybe I am." he says with a wink. "but you, beautiful Hazel, stole my heart simply by being in the same room." He says with a grin, knowing full well he's being cheesy.
"Alright casanova," She says, blushing a lot more, "You've had one two many ales it seems."
He laughs. "Nope! Haven't even finished the one I'm on! Besides, I don't get drunk easily." (That part is true; he has a +9 Con save XD)
*Dang, thats high*
"O-oh, alright." She says,
*Yeah...18 in Con and the Resilient feat to pick up that saving throw.*
He smiles warmly. "Are you getting nervous?" He asks, sipping on his ale.
*Oooo, so thats his total, not just the base bonus?*
"You're getting nervous." She mumbles, downing her ale
*Yep, +9 Con Save with proficiency.*
He seems a bit confused. "And why would I be getting nervous, exactly?" He says downing his and ordering two more. (And if she doesn't want another, he'll drink them both.)
*Laughs in +13 to all con saves*
"BEcause, i'm about to drink you under a table," She says, picking up the next glass
*Laughs in Protection from Poison.*
He grins. "You sure about that...?" He says with a wink as he picks up his next glass.
"I'll bet my left leg on it," She grins, downing the mug in only a few seconds
Iralias follows suit. "Well, let's raise the alcohol level, shall we?" He asks, ordering them glasses of Feywine this time.
"Sure," She says, sipping the wine to get a taste for it at first
It's strong, but rather sweet, as though it was brewed with honey. There's also some hints of various fruits and spices.
Iralias smiles, and easily downs his glass.
She soon follows suit
He chuckles slightly and orders them each another glass. He easily downs his again.
Hazel downs her drink aswell, coughing a little bit
He looks over at her. "You good there?" He asks as he orders yet another round.
She sways a little, "I, am fine."
He smiles knowingly. "Now now, looks like you're getting a little drunk there... Why don't I take you to your room before you pass out?"
"Hm, i guess i have drunken a bit much...."
He chuckles slightly, before taking her by the hand. "You do have a room here, don't you?" He asks as he starts leading her upstairs.
"Yeah, i bought one," She nods
He smiles. "Good. Now, just tell me which one it is, and I'll escort you to it."
Apifite put his top set of arms under xanial’s armpits and holds his chest against his with his second set of arms “ready?”
"-oh, heights. Yay. i'm ready."
“Alright, here we gO!” Apifite boost them about 45 feet into the air
"NOPE." Xanial teleports down, laying on the grass.
Apifite hovers onto his chest “didn’t like that?”
"no. i have a problem with gravity when i'm up high, apparently."
“Wanna try one more time?”
"noooooooooooooooooooooooo. please. noooooooo. i think i'll just stay here, drawing, not suspended in the air."
Apifite laughs “alright then”
"want another snickerdoodle?" they say as if they forgot what just happened.
“Yes please” it was immediate lmao
They Give them a snickerdoodle as they start drawing bees with broken wings falling from great heights. don't ask.
Apifite is nomming the cookie happily
"i hope you don't mind the Chorus fruit mixed into that batch." they say, as Apifite can feel their skin rippling. *does that sentence mentally hurt you? cuz it should*
“That’s cool”
"yeah, you should start teleporting any second now."
“What whA?” He gets teleported into a tree branch “@-@“
"oof."
He falls off, very dizzy “you gave me that one on purpose didn’t you”
"O-oh, i don't know. i don't drink a whole lot," She says, fidgeting with her hands
He smiles warmly. "Doesn't mean you can't enjoy one every now and then." He says, his hand still extended.
Orchid is all but asleep now, her head resting on her front talons.
"Well.... i guess one wouldn't hurt." She shrugs, smiling
Hazel scratches Orchid behind the... ears?
He grins. "Well then, will a beautiful woman such as yourself have a drink with a humble bard such as myself?" He asks.
*Yep, They have ears.* Orchid purrs, and drifts to sleep fully now, smiling happily.
"Oh, sure," She says, giving in to the request, smiling. She stands., stretching
Iralias smiles warmly, and takes her hand, leading her over to the bar. "Anything in particular for my lovely companion this evening?" He asks her as he takes a seat.
"Um.... i'm not sure," SHe says, a bit of nervousness in her voice, "I guess just an ale for me."
Iralias smiles, and orders a couple of ales, tossing a platinum piece to the bartender. "You don't need to be nervous." He says with a warm smile. "Just try to relax and enjoy yourself, alright?"
"Alright mr." She smiles, sipping her ale when it comes
He laughs. "No need for formality. My name is Iralias." He says with a warm smile as he sips his ale.
"Hazel, nice to meet ya," She says
He smiles. "Hazel...A beautiful name for a beautiful woman." He says with a wink.
She returns the smile, "Well, you certainly are a charmer."
He chuckles. "Maybe I am." he says with a wink. "but you, beautiful Hazel, stole my heart simply by being in the same room." He says with a grin, knowing full well he's being cheesy.
"Alright casanova," She says, blushing a lot more, "You've had one two many ales it seems."
He laughs. "Nope! Haven't even finished the one I'm on! Besides, I don't get drunk easily." (That part is true; he has a +9 Con save XD)
*Dang, thats high*
"O-oh, alright." She says,
*Yeah...18 in Con and the Resilient feat to pick up that saving throw.*
He smiles warmly. "Are you getting nervous?" He asks, sipping on his ale.
*Oooo, so thats his total, not just the base bonus?*
"You're getting nervous." She mumbles, downing her ale
*Yep, +9 Con Save with proficiency.*
He seems a bit confused. "And why would I be getting nervous, exactly?" He says downing his and ordering two more. (And if she doesn't want another, he'll drink them both.)
*Laughs in +13 to all con saves*
"BEcause, i'm about to drink you under a table," She says, picking up the next glass
*Laughs in Protection from Poison.*
He grins. "You sure about that...?" He says with a wink as he picks up his next glass.
"I'll bet my left leg on it," She grins, downing the mug in only a few seconds
Iralias follows suit. "Well, let's raise the alcohol level, shall we?" He asks, ordering them glasses of Feywine this time.
"Sure," She says, sipping the wine to get a taste for it at first
It's strong, but rather sweet, as though it was brewed with honey. There's also some hints of various fruits and spices.
Iralias smiles, and easily downs his glass.
She soon follows suit
He chuckles slightly and orders them each another glass. He easily downs his again.
Hazel downs her drink aswell, coughing a little bit
He looks over at her. "You good there?" He asks as he orders yet another round.
She sways a little, "I, am fine."
He smiles knowingly. "Now now, looks like you're getting a little drunk there... Why don't I take you to your room before you pass out?"
"Hm, i guess i have drunken a bit much...."
He chuckles slightly, before taking her by the hand. "You do have a room here, don't you?" He asks as he starts leading her upstairs.
"Yeah, i bought one," She nods
He smiles. "Good. Now, just tell me which one it is, and I'll escort you to it."
Apifite put his top set of arms under xanial’s armpits and holds his chest against his with his second set of arms “ready?”
"-oh, heights. Yay. i'm ready."
“Alright, here we gO!” Apifite boost them about 45 feet into the air
"NOPE." Xanial teleports down, laying on the grass.
Apifite hovers onto his chest “didn’t like that?”
"no. i have a problem with gravity when i'm up high, apparently."
“Wanna try one more time?”
"noooooooooooooooooooooooo. please. noooooooo. i think i'll just stay here, drawing, not suspended in the air."
Apifite laughs “alright then”
"want another snickerdoodle?" they say as if they forgot what just happened.
“Yes please” it was immediate lmao
They Give them a snickerdoodle as they start drawing bees with broken wings falling from great heights. don't ask.
Apifite is nomming the cookie happily
"i hope you don't mind the Chorus fruit mixed into that batch." they say, as Apifite can feel their skin rippling. *does that sentence mentally hurt you? cuz it should*
“That’s cool”
"yeah, you should start teleporting any second now."
“What whA?” He gets teleported into a tree branch “@-@“
"oof."
He falls off, very dizzy “you gave me that one on purpose didn’t you”
"maybe..." he whispers, chuckling.
“Meanie..” he continues to eat the cookie
"hey! i still made you cookies."
“I’m still eating it”
"and your still enjoying it."
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
"O-oh, i don't know. i don't drink a whole lot," She says, fidgeting with her hands
He smiles warmly. "Doesn't mean you can't enjoy one every now and then." He says, his hand still extended.
Orchid is all but asleep now, her head resting on her front talons.
"Well.... i guess one wouldn't hurt." She shrugs, smiling
Hazel scratches Orchid behind the... ears?
He grins. "Well then, will a beautiful woman such as yourself have a drink with a humble bard such as myself?" He asks.
*Yep, They have ears.* Orchid purrs, and drifts to sleep fully now, smiling happily.
"Oh, sure," She says, giving in to the request, smiling. She stands., stretching
Iralias smiles warmly, and takes her hand, leading her over to the bar. "Anything in particular for my lovely companion this evening?" He asks her as he takes a seat.
"Um.... i'm not sure," SHe says, a bit of nervousness in her voice, "I guess just an ale for me."
Iralias smiles, and orders a couple of ales, tossing a platinum piece to the bartender. "You don't need to be nervous." He says with a warm smile. "Just try to relax and enjoy yourself, alright?"
"Alright mr." She smiles, sipping her ale when it comes
He laughs. "No need for formality. My name is Iralias." He says with a warm smile as he sips his ale.
"Hazel, nice to meet ya," She says
He smiles. "Hazel...A beautiful name for a beautiful woman." He says with a wink.
She returns the smile, "Well, you certainly are a charmer."
He chuckles. "Maybe I am." he says with a wink. "but you, beautiful Hazel, stole my heart simply by being in the same room." He says with a grin, knowing full well he's being cheesy.
"Alright casanova," She says, blushing a lot more, "You've had one two many ales it seems."
He laughs. "Nope! Haven't even finished the one I'm on! Besides, I don't get drunk easily." (That part is true; he has a +9 Con save XD)
*Dang, thats high*
"O-oh, alright." She says,
*Yeah...18 in Con and the Resilient feat to pick up that saving throw.*
He smiles warmly. "Are you getting nervous?" He asks, sipping on his ale.
*Oooo, so thats his total, not just the base bonus?*
"You're getting nervous." She mumbles, downing her ale
*Yep, +9 Con Save with proficiency.*
He seems a bit confused. "And why would I be getting nervous, exactly?" He says downing his and ordering two more. (And if she doesn't want another, he'll drink them both.)
*Laughs in +13 to all con saves*
"BEcause, i'm about to drink you under a table," She says, picking up the next glass
*Laughs in Protection from Poison.*
He grins. "You sure about that...?" He says with a wink as he picks up his next glass.
"I'll bet my left leg on it," She grins, downing the mug in only a few seconds
Iralias follows suit. "Well, let's raise the alcohol level, shall we?" He asks, ordering them glasses of Feywine this time.
"Sure," She says, sipping the wine to get a taste for it at first
It's strong, but rather sweet, as though it was brewed with honey. There's also some hints of various fruits and spices.
Iralias smiles, and easily downs his glass.
She soon follows suit
He chuckles slightly and orders them each another glass. He easily downs his again.
Hazel downs her drink aswell, coughing a little bit
He looks over at her. "You good there?" He asks as he orders yet another round.
She sways a little, "I, am fine."
He smiles knowingly. "Now now, looks like you're getting a little drunk there... Why don't I take you to your room before you pass out?"
"Hm, i guess i have drunken a bit much...."
He chuckles slightly, before taking her by the hand. "You do have a room here, don't you?" He asks as he starts leading her upstairs.
"Yeah, i bought one," She nods
He smiles. "Good. Now, just tell me which one it is, and I'll escort you to it."
She tells him which room it is
He nods, still smiling ever so slightly, and leads her to her room, opening the door for her, and leading her to her bed. "Well, I'll see you in the morning." He says with a smile before turning to leave.
Apifite put his top set of arms under xanial’s armpits and holds his chest against his with his second set of arms “ready?”
"-oh, heights. Yay. i'm ready."
“Alright, here we gO!” Apifite boost them about 45 feet into the air
"NOPE." Xanial teleports down, laying on the grass.
Apifite hovers onto his chest “didn’t like that?”
"no. i have a problem with gravity when i'm up high, apparently."
“Wanna try one more time?”
"noooooooooooooooooooooooo. please. noooooooo. i think i'll just stay here, drawing, not suspended in the air."
Apifite laughs “alright then”
"want another snickerdoodle?" they say as if they forgot what just happened.
“Yes please” it was immediate lmao
They Give them a snickerdoodle as they start drawing bees with broken wings falling from great heights. don't ask.
Apifite is nomming the cookie happily
"i hope you don't mind the Chorus fruit mixed into that batch." they say, as Apifite can feel their skin rippling. *does that sentence mentally hurt you? cuz it should*
“That’s cool”
"yeah, you should start teleporting any second now."
“What whA?” He gets teleported into a tree branch “@-@“
"oof."
He falls off, very dizzy “you gave me that one on purpose didn’t you”
"O-oh, i don't know. i don't drink a whole lot," She says, fidgeting with her hands
He smiles warmly. "Doesn't mean you can't enjoy one every now and then." He says, his hand still extended.
Orchid is all but asleep now, her head resting on her front talons.
"Well.... i guess one wouldn't hurt." She shrugs, smiling
Hazel scratches Orchid behind the... ears?
He grins. "Well then, will a beautiful woman such as yourself have a drink with a humble bard such as myself?" He asks.
*Yep, They have ears.* Orchid purrs, and drifts to sleep fully now, smiling happily.
"Oh, sure," She says, giving in to the request, smiling. She stands., stretching
Iralias smiles warmly, and takes her hand, leading her over to the bar. "Anything in particular for my lovely companion this evening?" He asks her as he takes a seat.
"Um.... i'm not sure," SHe says, a bit of nervousness in her voice, "I guess just an ale for me."
Iralias smiles, and orders a couple of ales, tossing a platinum piece to the bartender. "You don't need to be nervous." He says with a warm smile. "Just try to relax and enjoy yourself, alright?"
"Alright mr." She smiles, sipping her ale when it comes
He laughs. "No need for formality. My name is Iralias." He says with a warm smile as he sips his ale.
"Hazel, nice to meet ya," She says
He smiles. "Hazel...A beautiful name for a beautiful woman." He says with a wink.
She returns the smile, "Well, you certainly are a charmer."
He chuckles. "Maybe I am." he says with a wink. "but you, beautiful Hazel, stole my heart simply by being in the same room." He says with a grin, knowing full well he's being cheesy.
"Alright casanova," She says, blushing a lot more, "You've had one two many ales it seems."
He laughs. "Nope! Haven't even finished the one I'm on! Besides, I don't get drunk easily." (That part is true; he has a +9 Con save XD)
*Dang, thats high*
"O-oh, alright." She says,
*Yeah...18 in Con and the Resilient feat to pick up that saving throw.*
He smiles warmly. "Are you getting nervous?" He asks, sipping on his ale.
*Oooo, so thats his total, not just the base bonus?*
"You're getting nervous." She mumbles, downing her ale
*Yep, +9 Con Save with proficiency.*
He seems a bit confused. "And why would I be getting nervous, exactly?" He says downing his and ordering two more. (And if she doesn't want another, he'll drink them both.)
*Laughs in +13 to all con saves*
"BEcause, i'm about to drink you under a table," She says, picking up the next glass
*Laughs in Protection from Poison.*
He grins. "You sure about that...?" He says with a wink as he picks up his next glass.
"I'll bet my left leg on it," She grins, downing the mug in only a few seconds
Iralias follows suit. "Well, let's raise the alcohol level, shall we?" He asks, ordering them glasses of Feywine this time.
"Sure," She says, sipping the wine to get a taste for it at first
It's strong, but rather sweet, as though it was brewed with honey. There's also some hints of various fruits and spices.
Iralias smiles, and easily downs his glass.
She soon follows suit
He chuckles slightly and orders them each another glass. He easily downs his again.
Hazel downs her drink aswell, coughing a little bit
He looks over at her. "You good there?" He asks as he orders yet another round.
She sways a little, "I, am fine."
He smiles knowingly. "Now now, looks like you're getting a little drunk there... Why don't I take you to your room before you pass out?"
"Hm, i guess i have drunken a bit much...."
He chuckles slightly, before taking her by the hand. "You do have a room here, don't you?" He asks as he starts leading her upstairs.
"Yeah, i bought one," She nods
He smiles. "Good. Now, just tell me which one it is, and I'll escort you to it."
She tells him which room it is
He nods, still smiling ever so slightly, and leads her to her room, opening the door for her, and leading her to her bed. "Well, I'll see you in the morning." He says with a smile before turning to leave.
*Aaaaand, time skip cause i'm bored*
She's up about.... 7 hours later, heading out into the crisp morning air
“Meanie..” he continues to eat the cookie
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
[[ hEH-? NO LET GO OF HER SIR, YOU DO NOT TOUCH A LADY WITHOUT HER PERMISSION]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
[[ BECAUSE YOU DO NOT TOUCH A LADY WITHOUT HER PERMISSION ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
*look at him, and tell me he didn't up the alcohol for a reason,*
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"hey! i still made you cookies."
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*He is ESCORTING an OBVIOUSLY DRUNK woman to her room!!!!*
"Yeah, i bought one," She nods
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*Hey, she's the one who basically challenged him to a drinking contest!*
He smiles. "Good. Now, just tell me which one it is, and I'll escort you to it."
[[ HE GOT HER DRUNK IN THE FIRST PLACE THO- ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
“I’m still eating it”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
* :P *
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*Ahem...She CHALLENGED HIM, not the other way around! He offered to by her a drink, and then she said she was gonna drink him under the table!*
She tells him which room it is
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
[[ I don’t trust anyone who winks twice in less than a minute ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
"and your still enjoying it."
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
He nods, still smiling ever so slightly, and leads her to her room, opening the door for her, and leading her to her bed. "Well, I'll see you in the morning." He says with a smile before turning to leave.
“Yes I am”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
*He likes flirting with people, ok? Maybe he wanted it to go further, but he's not one to take advantage of a drunk woman, alright?*
*Aaaaand, time skip cause i'm bored*
She's up about.... 7 hours later, heading out into the crisp morning air
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND