*I'm done with my HW, so you know what that means....OP Character time!!!!Evil laughter intensifies*
There's a sudden Crash!, as though a massive lightning bolt just struck the ground outside, and a blinding burst of light, so bright in fact, that it almost seems to char the outside of the Tavern (Not causing any actual damage, so not protected by the Blessing). When everyone's eyes have cleared, there's...someone standing in the field outside the tavern. From the open-faced helm he's wearing, he looks to be another Twilight Elf, although his eyes are glowing with a nearly blinding, holy light. This person is wearing the most unique and ornate set of armor that anyone has seen. It's set with blades in regular places: on the shoulders, elbows, sweeping to the sides from his wrists, curling up from the toes of his boots, and a trio of blades are set on his helm, two of which are angular and point backwards, almost looking like some form of wings. The entire suit is varying shades of purple and deep blue, with runes in pure white engraved into it.
On his back is a green-yellow cape with a dragon's head motif, with an ornate bow made of blackened oak on his back. A pair of ornate curved swords are on his hips, each of which radiate a volatile mix of elemental and holy energies.
The stranger scans the landscape before walking into the tavern, his armor making not a sound as he walks.
Kai looks outside screams, then pops his head back through the door. After a few moments he comes back with 'Crossfire' readied
The stranger simply looks at Kai. A gun. Really? The stranger's eyes seem to bore into him with their intensity, and his voice carries a lot of power, far more power than you think it should.
"YES!" HE screams again, "You just came down in a bolt of lightning!"
The stranger just chuckles. You don't know who you're dealing with. He turns to Ursula. But you should, or at least the one you serve. Yes, I know Yvonne.
Kai pulls the trigger, but forgot to load the gun, "Oh come o-"
The stranger smiles, and waves his hand.
*Make a Strength save*
Kai waves back
*No*
*JK lol*: 18
*Fail*
The pepperbox is yanked straight from his hands and hovers about 10 feet to the side, slowly pivoting until it's pointed at Kai. It clicks once before flying through the air to the opposite side of the tavern. The stranger shakes his head. I know exactly what you are, Changeling. I am no threat to you either.
"...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" He screams, before bursting into flames
The stranger just shakes his head. A wall of water falls on top of Kai, extinguishing the flames.
"why do these things always happen, and exclusively at this tavern?"
"Have you tried not going to the end of the known world miss?" Kai asks
"i would absolutely throw a magic rock in your face if i didn't know that people can't be harmed here."
"I don't think you could throw that far, ya look scrawny." He says, "No offense."
"how about we just take a little walk into the waning woods? away from this WONDER-(gagging)-FUL tavern?"
"Are you asking me out?" He says, before taking time to think about this, a horrified look on his place, "I regret asking."
"aww, you scared of a little spider? come on, its not like the woods are the closest place to here where i can hurt you!"
"I-" He pauses, "Only a bit, ok?"
Ursula, who is at least 2 feet shorter than kai, shook the rock menacingly, as she cast magic stone and it started glowing.
Kai picks up ursula by the back of the collar, "Less scared now."
Ursula kicks Kai with the full force of 8 legs. however, all this would do is push him back because no hurt zone.
"Awww, ya widdle spidy feet don't hurt me"
"OH IF WE WEREN'T EXACTLY WHERE WE WERE I WOULD REARRANGE YOUR FACE."
*im imagining Ursula as a little spider baby throwing a tantrum even tho shes 31*
"Here, let me do it for you," He says, shifting his head to look like Ursula, "This work?"
*I'm done with my HW, so you know what that means....OP Character time!!!!Evil laughter intensifies*
There's a sudden Crash!, as though a massive lightning bolt just struck the ground outside, and a blinding burst of light, so bright in fact, that it almost seems to char the outside of the Tavern (Not causing any actual damage, so not protected by the Blessing). When everyone's eyes have cleared, there's...someone standing in the field outside the tavern. From the open-faced helm he's wearing, he looks to be another Twilight Elf, although his eyes are glowing with a nearly blinding, holy light. This person is wearing the most unique and ornate set of armor that anyone has seen. It's set with blades in regular places: on the shoulders, elbows, sweeping to the sides from his wrists, curling up from the toes of his boots, and a trio of blades are set on his helm, two of which are angular and point backwards, almost looking like some form of wings. The entire suit is varying shades of purple and deep blue, with runes in pure white engraved into it.
On his back is a green-yellow cape with a dragon's head motif, with an ornate bow made of blackened oak on his back. A pair of ornate curved swords are on his hips, each of which radiate a volatile mix of elemental and holy energies.
The stranger scans the landscape before walking into the tavern, his armor making not a sound as he walks.
Kai looks outside screams, then pops his head back through the door. After a few moments he comes back with 'Crossfire' readied
The stranger simply looks at Kai. A gun. Really? The stranger's eyes seem to bore into him with their intensity, and his voice carries a lot of power, far more power than you think it should.
"YES!" HE screams again, "You just came down in a bolt of lightning!"
The stranger just chuckles. You don't know who you're dealing with. He turns to Ursula. But you should, or at least the one you serve. Yes, I know Yvonne.
Kai pulls the trigger, but forgot to load the gun, "Oh come o-"
The stranger smiles, and waves his hand.
*Make a Strength save*
Kai waves back
*No*
*JK lol*: 18
*Fail*
The pepperbox is yanked straight from his hands and hovers about 10 feet to the side, slowly pivoting until it's pointed at Kai. It clicks once before flying through the air to the opposite side of the tavern. The stranger shakes his head. I know exactly what you are, Changeling. I am no threat to you either.
"...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" He screams, before bursting into flames
The stranger just shakes his head. A wall of water falls on top of Kai, extinguishing the flames.
"why do these things always happen, and exclusively at this tavern?"
"Have you tried not going to the end of the known world miss?" Kai asks
"i would absolutely throw a magic rock in your face if i didn't know that people can't be harmed here."
"I don't think you could throw that far, ya look scrawny." He says, "No offense."
"how about we just take a little walk into the waning woods? away from this WONDER-(gagging)-FUL tavern?"
"Are you asking me out?" He says, before taking time to think about this, a horrified look on his place, "I regret asking."
"aww, you scared of a little spider? come on, its not like the woods are the closest place to here where i can hurt you!"
"I-" He pauses, "Only a bit, ok?"
Ursula, who is at least 2 feet shorter than kai, shook the rock menacingly, as she cast magic stone and it started glowing.
Kai picks up ursula by the back of the collar, "Less scared now."
Ursula kicks Kai with the full force of 8 legs. however, all this would do is push him back because no hurt zone.
"Awww, ya widdle spidy feet don't hurt me"
"OH IF WE WEREN'T EXACTLY WHERE WE WERE I WOULD REARRANGE YOUR FACE."
*im imagining Ursula as a little spider baby throwing a tantrum even tho shes 31*
"Here, let me do it for you," He says, shifting his head to look like Ursula, "This work?"
*Kai ages, but also doesn't. Cause changeling*
*does a 22 beat ur armor class? im asking because expressing anger with rocks*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Elendon is just sitting on a stool shaking his head, smiling, at Kai and Ursula's continued antics.
*Elendon be like: ah, a nice refreshing cup of tea with a side of murder binge watching*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*Lawful Neutral Night you two! Don't get into any trouble!*
*soooooooo, Ursula's alignment isssssssss lawful neutral, but..... i think she is heeeeeaaavily leaning towards lawful evil.*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*I'm done with my HW, so you know what that means....OP Character time!!!!Evil laughter intensifies*
There's a sudden Crash!, as though a massive lightning bolt just struck the ground outside, and a blinding burst of light, so bright in fact, that it almost seems to char the outside of the Tavern (Not causing any actual damage, so not protected by the Blessing). When everyone's eyes have cleared, there's...someone standing in the field outside the tavern. From the open-faced helm he's wearing, he looks to be another Twilight Elf, although his eyes are glowing with a nearly blinding, holy light. This person is wearing the most unique and ornate set of armor that anyone has seen. It's set with blades in regular places: on the shoulders, elbows, sweeping to the sides from his wrists, curling up from the toes of his boots, and a trio of blades are set on his helm, two of which are angular and point backwards, almost looking like some form of wings. The entire suit is varying shades of purple and deep blue, with runes in pure white engraved into it.
On his back is a green-yellow cape with a dragon's head motif, with an ornate bow made of blackened oak on his back. A pair of ornate curved swords are on his hips, each of which radiate a volatile mix of elemental and holy energies.
The stranger scans the landscape before walking into the tavern, his armor making not a sound as he walks.
Kai looks outside screams, then pops his head back through the door. After a few moments he comes back with 'Crossfire' readied
The stranger simply looks at Kai. A gun. Really? The stranger's eyes seem to bore into him with their intensity, and his voice carries a lot of power, far more power than you think it should.
"YES!" HE screams again, "You just came down in a bolt of lightning!"
The stranger just chuckles. You don't know who you're dealing with. He turns to Ursula. But you should, or at least the one you serve. Yes, I know Yvonne.
Kai pulls the trigger, but forgot to load the gun, "Oh come o-"
The stranger smiles, and waves his hand.
*Make a Strength save*
Kai waves back
*No*
*JK lol*: 18
*Fail*
The pepperbox is yanked straight from his hands and hovers about 10 feet to the side, slowly pivoting until it's pointed at Kai. It clicks once before flying through the air to the opposite side of the tavern. The stranger shakes his head. I know exactly what you are, Changeling. I am no threat to you either.
"...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" He screams, before bursting into flames
The stranger just shakes his head. A wall of water falls on top of Kai, extinguishing the flames.
"why do these things always happen, and exclusively at this tavern?"
"Have you tried not going to the end of the known world miss?" Kai asks
"i would absolutely throw a magic rock in your face if i didn't know that people can't be harmed here."
"I don't think you could throw that far, ya look scrawny." He says, "No offense."
"how about we just take a little walk into the waning woods? away from this WONDER-(gagging)-FUL tavern?"
"Are you asking me out?" He says, before taking time to think about this, a horrified look on his place, "I regret asking."
"aww, you scared of a little spider? come on, its not like the woods are the closest place to here where i can hurt you!"
"I-" He pauses, "Only a bit, ok?"
Ursula, who is at least 2 feet shorter than kai, shook the rock menacingly, as she cast magic stone and it started glowing.
Kai picks up ursula by the back of the collar, "Less scared now."
Ursula kicks Kai with the full force of 8 legs. however, all this would do is push him back because no hurt zone.
"Awww, ya widdle spidy feet don't hurt me"
"OH IF WE WEREN'T EXACTLY WHERE WE WERE I WOULD REARRANGE YOUR FACE."
*im imagining Ursula as a little spider baby throwing a tantrum even tho shes 31*
"Here, let me do it for you," He says, shifting his head to look like Ursula, "This work?"
*Kai ages, but also doesn't. Cause changeling*
*does a 22 beat ur armor class? im asking because expressing anger with rocks*
*I'm done with my HW, so you know what that means....OP Character time!!!!Evil laughter intensifies*
There's a sudden Crash!, as though a massive lightning bolt just struck the ground outside, and a blinding burst of light, so bright in fact, that it almost seems to char the outside of the Tavern (Not causing any actual damage, so not protected by the Blessing). When everyone's eyes have cleared, there's...someone standing in the field outside the tavern. From the open-faced helm he's wearing, he looks to be another Twilight Elf, although his eyes are glowing with a nearly blinding, holy light. This person is wearing the most unique and ornate set of armor that anyone has seen. It's set with blades in regular places: on the shoulders, elbows, sweeping to the sides from his wrists, curling up from the toes of his boots, and a trio of blades are set on his helm, two of which are angular and point backwards, almost looking like some form of wings. The entire suit is varying shades of purple and deep blue, with runes in pure white engraved into it.
On his back is a green-yellow cape with a dragon's head motif, with an ornate bow made of blackened oak on his back. A pair of ornate curved swords are on his hips, each of which radiate a volatile mix of elemental and holy energies.
The stranger scans the landscape before walking into the tavern, his armor making not a sound as he walks.
Kai looks outside screams, then pops his head back through the door. After a few moments he comes back with 'Crossfire' readied
The stranger simply looks at Kai. A gun. Really? The stranger's eyes seem to bore into him with their intensity, and his voice carries a lot of power, far more power than you think it should.
"YES!" HE screams again, "You just came down in a bolt of lightning!"
The stranger just chuckles. You don't know who you're dealing with. He turns to Ursula. But you should, or at least the one you serve. Yes, I know Yvonne.
Kai pulls the trigger, but forgot to load the gun, "Oh come o-"
The stranger smiles, and waves his hand.
*Make a Strength save*
Kai waves back
*No*
*JK lol*: 18
*Fail*
The pepperbox is yanked straight from his hands and hovers about 10 feet to the side, slowly pivoting until it's pointed at Kai. It clicks once before flying through the air to the opposite side of the tavern. The stranger shakes his head. I know exactly what you are, Changeling. I am no threat to you either.
"...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" He screams, before bursting into flames
The stranger just shakes his head. A wall of water falls on top of Kai, extinguishing the flames.
"why do these things always happen, and exclusively at this tavern?"
"Have you tried not going to the end of the known world miss?" Kai asks
"i would absolutely throw a magic rock in your face if i didn't know that people can't be harmed here."
"I don't think you could throw that far, ya look scrawny." He says, "No offense."
"how about we just take a little walk into the waning woods? away from this WONDER-(gagging)-FUL tavern?"
"Are you asking me out?" He says, before taking time to think about this, a horrified look on his place, "I regret asking."
"aww, you scared of a little spider? come on, its not like the woods are the closest place to here where i can hurt you!"
"I-" He pauses, "Only a bit, ok?"
Ursula, who is at least 2 feet shorter than kai, shook the rock menacingly, as she cast magic stone and it started glowing.
Kai picks up ursula by the back of the collar, "Less scared now."
Ursula kicks Kai with the full force of 8 legs. however, all this would do is push him back because no hurt zone.
"Awww, ya widdle spidy feet don't hurt me"
"OH IF WE WEREN'T EXACTLY WHERE WE WERE I WOULD REARRANGE YOUR FACE."
*im imagining Ursula as a little spider baby throwing a tantrum even tho shes 31*
"Here, let me do it for you," He says, shifting his head to look like Ursula, "This work?"
*Kai ages, but also doesn't. Cause changeling*
*does a 22 beat ur armor class? im asking because expressing anger with rocks*
*Yes it does. But also, tavern*
Ursula Throws the glow rock with great accuracy directly at Kai's chest, of course, doing no damage. but Kai can feel it would hurt if it did.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*I'm done with my HW, so you know what that means....OP Character time!!!!Evil laughter intensifies*
There's a sudden Crash!, as though a massive lightning bolt just struck the ground outside, and a blinding burst of light, so bright in fact, that it almost seems to char the outside of the Tavern (Not causing any actual damage, so not protected by the Blessing). When everyone's eyes have cleared, there's...someone standing in the field outside the tavern. From the open-faced helm he's wearing, he looks to be another Twilight Elf, although his eyes are glowing with a nearly blinding, holy light. This person is wearing the most unique and ornate set of armor that anyone has seen. It's set with blades in regular places: on the shoulders, elbows, sweeping to the sides from his wrists, curling up from the toes of his boots, and a trio of blades are set on his helm, two of which are angular and point backwards, almost looking like some form of wings. The entire suit is varying shades of purple and deep blue, with runes in pure white engraved into it.
On his back is a green-yellow cape with a dragon's head motif, with an ornate bow made of blackened oak on his back. A pair of ornate curved swords are on his hips, each of which radiate a volatile mix of elemental and holy energies.
The stranger scans the landscape before walking into the tavern, his armor making not a sound as he walks.
Kai looks outside screams, then pops his head back through the door. After a few moments he comes back with 'Crossfire' readied
The stranger simply looks at Kai. A gun. Really? The stranger's eyes seem to bore into him with their intensity, and his voice carries a lot of power, far more power than you think it should.
"YES!" HE screams again, "You just came down in a bolt of lightning!"
The stranger just chuckles. You don't know who you're dealing with. He turns to Ursula. But you should, or at least the one you serve. Yes, I know Yvonne.
Kai pulls the trigger, but forgot to load the gun, "Oh come o-"
The stranger smiles, and waves his hand.
*Make a Strength save*
Kai waves back
*No*
*JK lol*: 18
*Fail*
The pepperbox is yanked straight from his hands and hovers about 10 feet to the side, slowly pivoting until it's pointed at Kai. It clicks once before flying through the air to the opposite side of the tavern. The stranger shakes his head. I know exactly what you are, Changeling. I am no threat to you either.
"...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" He screams, before bursting into flames
The stranger just shakes his head. A wall of water falls on top of Kai, extinguishing the flames.
"why do these things always happen, and exclusively at this tavern?"
"Have you tried not going to the end of the known world miss?" Kai asks
"i would absolutely throw a magic rock in your face if i didn't know that people can't be harmed here."
"I don't think you could throw that far, ya look scrawny." He says, "No offense."
"how about we just take a little walk into the waning woods? away from this WONDER-(gagging)-FUL tavern?"
"Are you asking me out?" He says, before taking time to think about this, a horrified look on his place, "I regret asking."
"aww, you scared of a little spider? come on, its not like the woods are the closest place to here where i can hurt you!"
"I-" He pauses, "Only a bit, ok?"
Ursula, who is at least 2 feet shorter than kai, shook the rock menacingly, as she cast magic stone and it started glowing.
Kai picks up ursula by the back of the collar, "Less scared now."
Ursula kicks Kai with the full force of 8 legs. however, all this would do is push him back because no hurt zone.
"Awww, ya widdle spidy feet don't hurt me"
"OH IF WE WEREN'T EXACTLY WHERE WE WERE I WOULD REARRANGE YOUR FACE."
*im imagining Ursula as a little spider baby throwing a tantrum even tho shes 31*
"Here, let me do it for you," He says, shifting his head to look like Ursula, "This work?"
*Kai ages, but also doesn't. Cause changeling*
*does a 22 beat ur armor class? im asking because expressing anger with rocks*
*Yes it does. But also, tavern*
Ursula Throws the glow rock with great accuracy directly at Kai's chest, of course, doing no damage. but Kai can feel it would hurt if it did.
"Good job. You threw a rock at someone not dodging," He smiles
*I'm done with my HW, so you know what that means....OP Character time!!!!Evil laughter intensifies*
There's a sudden Crash!, as though a massive lightning bolt just struck the ground outside, and a blinding burst of light, so bright in fact, that it almost seems to char the outside of the Tavern (Not causing any actual damage, so not protected by the Blessing). When everyone's eyes have cleared, there's...someone standing in the field outside the tavern. From the open-faced helm he's wearing, he looks to be another Twilight Elf, although his eyes are glowing with a nearly blinding, holy light. This person is wearing the most unique and ornate set of armor that anyone has seen. It's set with blades in regular places: on the shoulders, elbows, sweeping to the sides from his wrists, curling up from the toes of his boots, and a trio of blades are set on his helm, two of which are angular and point backwards, almost looking like some form of wings. The entire suit is varying shades of purple and deep blue, with runes in pure white engraved into it.
On his back is a green-yellow cape with a dragon's head motif, with an ornate bow made of blackened oak on his back. A pair of ornate curved swords are on his hips, each of which radiate a volatile mix of elemental and holy energies.
The stranger scans the landscape before walking into the tavern, his armor making not a sound as he walks.
Kai looks outside screams, then pops his head back through the door. After a few moments he comes back with 'Crossfire' readied
The stranger simply looks at Kai. A gun. Really? The stranger's eyes seem to bore into him with their intensity, and his voice carries a lot of power, far more power than you think it should.
"YES!" HE screams again, "You just came down in a bolt of lightning!"
The stranger just chuckles. You don't know who you're dealing with. He turns to Ursula. But you should, or at least the one you serve. Yes, I know Yvonne.
Kai pulls the trigger, but forgot to load the gun, "Oh come o-"
The stranger smiles, and waves his hand.
*Make a Strength save*
Kai waves back
*No*
*JK lol*: 18
*Fail*
The pepperbox is yanked straight from his hands and hovers about 10 feet to the side, slowly pivoting until it's pointed at Kai. It clicks once before flying through the air to the opposite side of the tavern. The stranger shakes his head. I know exactly what you are, Changeling. I am no threat to you either.
"...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" He screams, before bursting into flames
The stranger just shakes his head. A wall of water falls on top of Kai, extinguishing the flames.
"why do these things always happen, and exclusively at this tavern?"
"Have you tried not going to the end of the known world miss?" Kai asks
"i would absolutely throw a magic rock in your face if i didn't know that people can't be harmed here."
"I don't think you could throw that far, ya look scrawny." He says, "No offense."
"how about we just take a little walk into the waning woods? away from this WONDER-(gagging)-FUL tavern?"
"Are you asking me out?" He says, before taking time to think about this, a horrified look on his place, "I regret asking."
"aww, you scared of a little spider? come on, its not like the woods are the closest place to here where i can hurt you!"
"I-" He pauses, "Only a bit, ok?"
Ursula, who is at least 2 feet shorter than kai, shook the rock menacingly, as she cast magic stone and it started glowing.
Kai picks up ursula by the back of the collar, "Less scared now."
Ursula kicks Kai with the full force of 8 legs. however, all this would do is push him back because no hurt zone.
"Awww, ya widdle spidy feet don't hurt me"
"OH IF WE WEREN'T EXACTLY WHERE WE WERE I WOULD REARRANGE YOUR FACE."
*im imagining Ursula as a little spider baby throwing a tantrum even tho shes 31*
"Here, let me do it for you," He says, shifting his head to look like Ursula, "This work?"
*Kai ages, but also doesn't. Cause changeling*
*does a 22 beat ur armor class? im asking because expressing anger with rocks*
*Yes it does. But also, tavern*
Ursula Throws the glow rock with great accuracy directly at Kai's chest, of course, doing no damage. but Kai can feel it would hurt if it did.
"Good job. You threw a rock at someone not dodging," He smiles
Ursula was clearly extremely angry, and started throwing even more rocks to the ground in {anger}.
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i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*I'm done with my HW, so you know what that means....OP Character time!!!!Evil laughter intensifies*
There's a sudden Crash!, as though a massive lightning bolt just struck the ground outside, and a blinding burst of light, so bright in fact, that it almost seems to char the outside of the Tavern (Not causing any actual damage, so not protected by the Blessing). When everyone's eyes have cleared, there's...someone standing in the field outside the tavern. From the open-faced helm he's wearing, he looks to be another Twilight Elf, although his eyes are glowing with a nearly blinding, holy light. This person is wearing the most unique and ornate set of armor that anyone has seen. It's set with blades in regular places: on the shoulders, elbows, sweeping to the sides from his wrists, curling up from the toes of his boots, and a trio of blades are set on his helm, two of which are angular and point backwards, almost looking like some form of wings. The entire suit is varying shades of purple and deep blue, with runes in pure white engraved into it.
On his back is a green-yellow cape with a dragon's head motif, with an ornate bow made of blackened oak on his back. A pair of ornate curved swords are on his hips, each of which radiate a volatile mix of elemental and holy energies.
The stranger scans the landscape before walking into the tavern, his armor making not a sound as he walks.
Kai looks outside screams, then pops his head back through the door. After a few moments he comes back with 'Crossfire' readied
The stranger simply looks at Kai. A gun. Really? The stranger's eyes seem to bore into him with their intensity, and his voice carries a lot of power, far more power than you think it should.
"YES!" HE screams again, "You just came down in a bolt of lightning!"
The stranger just chuckles. You don't know who you're dealing with. He turns to Ursula. But you should, or at least the one you serve. Yes, I know Yvonne.
Kai pulls the trigger, but forgot to load the gun, "Oh come o-"
The stranger smiles, and waves his hand.
*Make a Strength save*
Kai waves back
*No*
*JK lol*: 18
*Fail*
The pepperbox is yanked straight from his hands and hovers about 10 feet to the side, slowly pivoting until it's pointed at Kai. It clicks once before flying through the air to the opposite side of the tavern. The stranger shakes his head. I know exactly what you are, Changeling. I am no threat to you either.
"...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" He screams, before bursting into flames
The stranger just shakes his head. A wall of water falls on top of Kai, extinguishing the flames.
"why do these things always happen, and exclusively at this tavern?"
"Have you tried not going to the end of the known world miss?" Kai asks
"i would absolutely throw a magic rock in your face if i didn't know that people can't be harmed here."
"I don't think you could throw that far, ya look scrawny." He says, "No offense."
"how about we just take a little walk into the waning woods? away from this WONDER-(gagging)-FUL tavern?"
"Are you asking me out?" He says, before taking time to think about this, a horrified look on his place, "I regret asking."
"aww, you scared of a little spider? come on, its not like the woods are the closest place to here where i can hurt you!"
"I-" He pauses, "Only a bit, ok?"
Ursula, who is at least 2 feet shorter than kai, shook the rock menacingly, as she cast magic stone and it started glowing.
Kai picks up ursula by the back of the collar, "Less scared now."
Ursula kicks Kai with the full force of 8 legs. however, all this would do is push him back because no hurt zone.
"Awww, ya widdle spidy feet don't hurt me"
"OH IF WE WEREN'T EXACTLY WHERE WE WERE I WOULD REARRANGE YOUR FACE."
*im imagining Ursula as a little spider baby throwing a tantrum even tho shes 31*
"Here, let me do it for you," He says, shifting his head to look like Ursula, "This work?"
*Kai ages, but also doesn't. Cause changeling*
*does a 22 beat ur armor class? im asking because expressing anger with rocks*
*Yes it does. But also, tavern*
Ursula Throws the glow rock with great accuracy directly at Kai's chest, of course, doing no damage. but Kai can feel it would hurt if it did.
"Good job. You threw a rock at someone not dodging," He smiles
Ursula was clearly extremely angry, and started throwing even more rocks to the ground in {anger}.
Kai finds this adorable, because angy spider, "Awww, you so angy"
*I'm done with my HW, so you know what that means....OP Character time!!!!Evil laughter intensifies*
There's a sudden Crash!, as though a massive lightning bolt just struck the ground outside, and a blinding burst of light, so bright in fact, that it almost seems to char the outside of the Tavern (Not causing any actual damage, so not protected by the Blessing). When everyone's eyes have cleared, there's...someone standing in the field outside the tavern. From the open-faced helm he's wearing, he looks to be another Twilight Elf, although his eyes are glowing with a nearly blinding, holy light. This person is wearing the most unique and ornate set of armor that anyone has seen. It's set with blades in regular places: on the shoulders, elbows, sweeping to the sides from his wrists, curling up from the toes of his boots, and a trio of blades are set on his helm, two of which are angular and point backwards, almost looking like some form of wings. The entire suit is varying shades of purple and deep blue, with runes in pure white engraved into it.
On his back is a green-yellow cape with a dragon's head motif, with an ornate bow made of blackened oak on his back. A pair of ornate curved swords are on his hips, each of which radiate a volatile mix of elemental and holy energies.
The stranger scans the landscape before walking into the tavern, his armor making not a sound as he walks.
Kai looks outside screams, then pops his head back through the door. After a few moments he comes back with 'Crossfire' readied
The stranger simply looks at Kai. A gun. Really? The stranger's eyes seem to bore into him with their intensity, and his voice carries a lot of power, far more power than you think it should.
"YES!" HE screams again, "You just came down in a bolt of lightning!"
The stranger just chuckles. You don't know who you're dealing with. He turns to Ursula. But you should, or at least the one you serve. Yes, I know Yvonne.
Kai pulls the trigger, but forgot to load the gun, "Oh come o-"
The stranger smiles, and waves his hand.
*Make a Strength save*
Kai waves back
*No*
*JK lol*: 18
*Fail*
The pepperbox is yanked straight from his hands and hovers about 10 feet to the side, slowly pivoting until it's pointed at Kai. It clicks once before flying through the air to the opposite side of the tavern. The stranger shakes his head. I know exactly what you are, Changeling. I am no threat to you either.
"...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" He screams, before bursting into flames
The stranger just shakes his head. A wall of water falls on top of Kai, extinguishing the flames.
"why do these things always happen, and exclusively at this tavern?"
"Have you tried not going to the end of the known world miss?" Kai asks
"i would absolutely throw a magic rock in your face if i didn't know that people can't be harmed here."
"I don't think you could throw that far, ya look scrawny." He says, "No offense."
"how about we just take a little walk into the waning woods? away from this WONDER-(gagging)-FUL tavern?"
"Are you asking me out?" He says, before taking time to think about this, a horrified look on his place, "I regret asking."
"aww, you scared of a little spider? come on, its not like the woods are the closest place to here where i can hurt you!"
"I-" He pauses, "Only a bit, ok?"
Ursula, who is at least 2 feet shorter than kai, shook the rock menacingly, as she cast magic stone and it started glowing.
Kai picks up ursula by the back of the collar, "Less scared now."
Ursula kicks Kai with the full force of 8 legs. however, all this would do is push him back because no hurt zone.
"Awww, ya widdle spidy feet don't hurt me"
"OH IF WE WEREN'T EXACTLY WHERE WE WERE I WOULD REARRANGE YOUR FACE."
*im imagining Ursula as a little spider baby throwing a tantrum even tho shes 31*
"Here, let me do it for you," He says, shifting his head to look like Ursula, "This work?"
*Kai ages, but also doesn't. Cause changeling*
*does a 22 beat ur armor class? im asking because expressing anger with rocks*
*Yes it does. But also, tavern*
Ursula Throws the glow rock with great accuracy directly at Kai's chest, of course, doing no damage. but Kai can feel it would hurt if it did.
"Good job. You threw a rock at someone not dodging," He smiles
Ursula was clearly extremely angry, and started throwing even more rocks to the ground in {anger}.
Kai finds this adorable, because angy spider, "Awww, you so angy"
Ursula tries to calm down, but this guy's face is just so punchable! eventually she just storms back into her seat and continues knitting little spider hats.
*only 2.95! collect them all! mini spider hats come with every meal! made of real webs! made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders.*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*I'm done with my HW, so you know what that means....OP Character time!!!!Evil laughter intensifies*
There's a sudden Crash!, as though a massive lightning bolt just struck the ground outside, and a blinding burst of light, so bright in fact, that it almost seems to char the outside of the Tavern (Not causing any actual damage, so not protected by the Blessing). When everyone's eyes have cleared, there's...someone standing in the field outside the tavern. From the open-faced helm he's wearing, he looks to be another Twilight Elf, although his eyes are glowing with a nearly blinding, holy light. This person is wearing the most unique and ornate set of armor that anyone has seen. It's set with blades in regular places: on the shoulders, elbows, sweeping to the sides from his wrists, curling up from the toes of his boots, and a trio of blades are set on his helm, two of which are angular and point backwards, almost looking like some form of wings. The entire suit is varying shades of purple and deep blue, with runes in pure white engraved into it.
On his back is a green-yellow cape with a dragon's head motif, with an ornate bow made of blackened oak on his back. A pair of ornate curved swords are on his hips, each of which radiate a volatile mix of elemental and holy energies.
The stranger scans the landscape before walking into the tavern, his armor making not a sound as he walks.
Kai looks outside screams, then pops his head back through the door. After a few moments he comes back with 'Crossfire' readied
The stranger simply looks at Kai. A gun. Really? The stranger's eyes seem to bore into him with their intensity, and his voice carries a lot of power, far more power than you think it should.
"YES!" HE screams again, "You just came down in a bolt of lightning!"
The stranger just chuckles. You don't know who you're dealing with. He turns to Ursula. But you should, or at least the one you serve. Yes, I know Yvonne.
Kai pulls the trigger, but forgot to load the gun, "Oh come o-"
The stranger smiles, and waves his hand.
*Make a Strength save*
Kai waves back
*No*
*JK lol*: 18
*Fail*
The pepperbox is yanked straight from his hands and hovers about 10 feet to the side, slowly pivoting until it's pointed at Kai. It clicks once before flying through the air to the opposite side of the tavern. The stranger shakes his head. I know exactly what you are, Changeling. I am no threat to you either.
"...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" He screams, before bursting into flames
The stranger just shakes his head. A wall of water falls on top of Kai, extinguishing the flames.
"why do these things always happen, and exclusively at this tavern?"
"Have you tried not going to the end of the known world miss?" Kai asks
"i would absolutely throw a magic rock in your face if i didn't know that people can't be harmed here."
"I don't think you could throw that far, ya look scrawny." He says, "No offense."
"how about we just take a little walk into the waning woods? away from this WONDER-(gagging)-FUL tavern?"
"Are you asking me out?" He says, before taking time to think about this, a horrified look on his place, "I regret asking."
"aww, you scared of a little spider? come on, its not like the woods are the closest place to here where i can hurt you!"
"I-" He pauses, "Only a bit, ok?"
Ursula, who is at least 2 feet shorter than kai, shook the rock menacingly, as she cast magic stone and it started glowing.
Kai picks up ursula by the back of the collar, "Less scared now."
Ursula kicks Kai with the full force of 8 legs. however, all this would do is push him back because no hurt zone.
"Awww, ya widdle spidy feet don't hurt me"
"OH IF WE WEREN'T EXACTLY WHERE WE WERE I WOULD REARRANGE YOUR FACE."
*im imagining Ursula as a little spider baby throwing a tantrum even tho shes 31*
"Here, let me do it for you," He says, shifting his head to look like Ursula, "This work?"
*Kai ages, but also doesn't. Cause changeling*
*does a 22 beat ur armor class? im asking because expressing anger with rocks*
*Yes it does. But also, tavern*
Ursula Throws the glow rock with great accuracy directly at Kai's chest, of course, doing no damage. but Kai can feel it would hurt if it did.
"Good job. You threw a rock at someone not dodging," He smiles
Ursula was clearly extremely angry, and started throwing even more rocks to the ground in {anger}.
Kai finds this adorable, because angy spider, "Awww, you so angy"
Ursula tries to calm down, but this guy's face is just so punchable! eventually she just storms back into her seat and continues knitting little spider hats.
*only 2.95! collect them all! mini spider hats come with every meal! made of real webs! made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders.*
Kai follows, because he has decided that teasing the spider lady is funnier than murdering nobles
*I'm done with my HW, so you know what that means....OP Character time!!!!Evil laughter intensifies*
There's a sudden Crash!, as though a massive lightning bolt just struck the ground outside, and a blinding burst of light, so bright in fact, that it almost seems to char the outside of the Tavern (Not causing any actual damage, so not protected by the Blessing). When everyone's eyes have cleared, there's...someone standing in the field outside the tavern. From the open-faced helm he's wearing, he looks to be another Twilight Elf, although his eyes are glowing with a nearly blinding, holy light. This person is wearing the most unique and ornate set of armor that anyone has seen. It's set with blades in regular places: on the shoulders, elbows, sweeping to the sides from his wrists, curling up from the toes of his boots, and a trio of blades are set on his helm, two of which are angular and point backwards, almost looking like some form of wings. The entire suit is varying shades of purple and deep blue, with runes in pure white engraved into it.
On his back is a green-yellow cape with a dragon's head motif, with an ornate bow made of blackened oak on his back. A pair of ornate curved swords are on his hips, each of which radiate a volatile mix of elemental and holy energies.
The stranger scans the landscape before walking into the tavern, his armor making not a sound as he walks.
Kai looks outside screams, then pops his head back through the door. After a few moments he comes back with 'Crossfire' readied
The stranger simply looks at Kai. A gun. Really? The stranger's eyes seem to bore into him with their intensity, and his voice carries a lot of power, far more power than you think it should.
"YES!" HE screams again, "You just came down in a bolt of lightning!"
The stranger just chuckles. You don't know who you're dealing with. He turns to Ursula. But you should, or at least the one you serve. Yes, I know Yvonne.
Kai pulls the trigger, but forgot to load the gun, "Oh come o-"
The stranger smiles, and waves his hand.
*Make a Strength save*
Kai waves back
*No*
*JK lol*: 18
*Fail*
The pepperbox is yanked straight from his hands and hovers about 10 feet to the side, slowly pivoting until it's pointed at Kai. It clicks once before flying through the air to the opposite side of the tavern. The stranger shakes his head. I know exactly what you are, Changeling. I am no threat to you either.
"...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" He screams, before bursting into flames
The stranger just shakes his head. A wall of water falls on top of Kai, extinguishing the flames.
"why do these things always happen, and exclusively at this tavern?"
"Have you tried not going to the end of the known world miss?" Kai asks
"i would absolutely throw a magic rock in your face if i didn't know that people can't be harmed here."
"I don't think you could throw that far, ya look scrawny." He says, "No offense."
"how about we just take a little walk into the waning woods? away from this WONDER-(gagging)-FUL tavern?"
"Are you asking me out?" He says, before taking time to think about this, a horrified look on his place, "I regret asking."
"aww, you scared of a little spider? come on, its not like the woods are the closest place to here where i can hurt you!"
"I-" He pauses, "Only a bit, ok?"
Ursula, who is at least 2 feet shorter than kai, shook the rock menacingly, as she cast magic stone and it started glowing.
Kai picks up ursula by the back of the collar, "Less scared now."
Ursula kicks Kai with the full force of 8 legs. however, all this would do is push him back because no hurt zone.
"Awww, ya widdle spidy feet don't hurt me"
"OH IF WE WEREN'T EXACTLY WHERE WE WERE I WOULD REARRANGE YOUR FACE."
*im imagining Ursula as a little spider baby throwing a tantrum even tho shes 31*
"Here, let me do it for you," He says, shifting his head to look like Ursula, "This work?"
*Kai ages, but also doesn't. Cause changeling*
*does a 22 beat ur armor class? im asking because expressing anger with rocks*
*Yes it does. But also, tavern*
Ursula Throws the glow rock with great accuracy directly at Kai's chest, of course, doing no damage. but Kai can feel it would hurt if it did.
"Good job. You threw a rock at someone not dodging," He smiles
Ursula was clearly extremely angry, and started throwing even more rocks to the ground in {anger}.
Kai finds this adorable, because angy spider, "Awww, you so angy"
Ursula tries to calm down, but this guy's face is just so punchable! eventually she just storms back into her seat and continues knitting little spider hats.
*only 2.95! collect them all! mini spider hats come with every meal! made of real webs! made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders.*
Kai follows, because he has decided that teasing the spider lady is funnier than murdering nobles
because of the eight eyes, Ursula notices. "what do you want from me? my spider hats? your chances of having actually nice looking hair? oh wait, thats impossible for you and that ugly hairline."
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*I'm done with my HW, so you know what that means....OP Character time!!!!Evil laughter intensifies*
There's a sudden Crash!, as though a massive lightning bolt just struck the ground outside, and a blinding burst of light, so bright in fact, that it almost seems to char the outside of the Tavern (Not causing any actual damage, so not protected by the Blessing). When everyone's eyes have cleared, there's...someone standing in the field outside the tavern. From the open-faced helm he's wearing, he looks to be another Twilight Elf, although his eyes are glowing with a nearly blinding, holy light. This person is wearing the most unique and ornate set of armor that anyone has seen. It's set with blades in regular places: on the shoulders, elbows, sweeping to the sides from his wrists, curling up from the toes of his boots, and a trio of blades are set on his helm, two of which are angular and point backwards, almost looking like some form of wings. The entire suit is varying shades of purple and deep blue, with runes in pure white engraved into it.
On his back is a green-yellow cape with a dragon's head motif, with an ornate bow made of blackened oak on his back. A pair of ornate curved swords are on his hips, each of which radiate a volatile mix of elemental and holy energies.
The stranger scans the landscape before walking into the tavern, his armor making not a sound as he walks.
Kai looks outside screams, then pops his head back through the door. After a few moments he comes back with 'Crossfire' readied
The stranger simply looks at Kai. A gun. Really? The stranger's eyes seem to bore into him with their intensity, and his voice carries a lot of power, far more power than you think it should.
"YES!" HE screams again, "You just came down in a bolt of lightning!"
The stranger just chuckles. You don't know who you're dealing with. He turns to Ursula. But you should, or at least the one you serve. Yes, I know Yvonne.
Kai pulls the trigger, but forgot to load the gun, "Oh come o-"
The stranger smiles, and waves his hand.
*Make a Strength save*
Kai waves back
*No*
*JK lol*: 18
*Fail*
The pepperbox is yanked straight from his hands and hovers about 10 feet to the side, slowly pivoting until it's pointed at Kai. It clicks once before flying through the air to the opposite side of the tavern. The stranger shakes his head. I know exactly what you are, Changeling. I am no threat to you either.
"...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" He screams, before bursting into flames
The stranger just shakes his head. A wall of water falls on top of Kai, extinguishing the flames.
"why do these things always happen, and exclusively at this tavern?"
"Have you tried not going to the end of the known world miss?" Kai asks
"i would absolutely throw a magic rock in your face if i didn't know that people can't be harmed here."
"I don't think you could throw that far, ya look scrawny." He says, "No offense."
"how about we just take a little walk into the waning woods? away from this WONDER-(gagging)-FUL tavern?"
"Are you asking me out?" He says, before taking time to think about this, a horrified look on his place, "I regret asking."
"aww, you scared of a little spider? come on, its not like the woods are the closest place to here where i can hurt you!"
"I-" He pauses, "Only a bit, ok?"
Ursula, who is at least 2 feet shorter than kai, shook the rock menacingly, as she cast magic stone and it started glowing.
Kai picks up ursula by the back of the collar, "Less scared now."
Ursula kicks Kai with the full force of 8 legs. however, all this would do is push him back because no hurt zone.
"Awww, ya widdle spidy feet don't hurt me"
"OH IF WE WEREN'T EXACTLY WHERE WE WERE I WOULD REARRANGE YOUR FACE."
*im imagining Ursula as a little spider baby throwing a tantrum even tho shes 31*
"Here, let me do it for you," He says, shifting his head to look like Ursula, "This work?"
*Kai ages, but also doesn't. Cause changeling*
*does a 22 beat ur armor class? im asking because expressing anger with rocks*
*Yes it does. But also, tavern*
Ursula Throws the glow rock with great accuracy directly at Kai's chest, of course, doing no damage. but Kai can feel it would hurt if it did.
"Good job. You threw a rock at someone not dodging," He smiles
Ursula was clearly extremely angry, and started throwing even more rocks to the ground in {anger}.
Kai finds this adorable, because angy spider, "Awww, you so angy"
Ursula tries to calm down, but this guy's face is just so punchable! eventually she just storms back into her seat and continues knitting little spider hats.
*only 2.95! collect them all! mini spider hats come with every meal! made of real webs! made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders.*
Kai follows, because he has decided that teasing the spider lady is funnier than murdering nobles
because of the eight eyes, Ursula notices. "what do you want from me? my spider hats? your chances of having actually nice looking hair? oh wait, thats impossible for you and that ugly hairline."
"I just use this as a default. And its mostly cause i enjoy messing with you so far." He says, sitting across from her
*I'm done with my HW, so you know what that means....OP Character time!!!!Evil laughter intensifies*
There's a sudden Crash!, as though a massive lightning bolt just struck the ground outside, and a blinding burst of light, so bright in fact, that it almost seems to char the outside of the Tavern (Not causing any actual damage, so not protected by the Blessing). When everyone's eyes have cleared, there's...someone standing in the field outside the tavern. From the open-faced helm he's wearing, he looks to be another Twilight Elf, although his eyes are glowing with a nearly blinding, holy light. This person is wearing the most unique and ornate set of armor that anyone has seen. It's set with blades in regular places: on the shoulders, elbows, sweeping to the sides from his wrists, curling up from the toes of his boots, and a trio of blades are set on his helm, two of which are angular and point backwards, almost looking like some form of wings. The entire suit is varying shades of purple and deep blue, with runes in pure white engraved into it.
On his back is a green-yellow cape with a dragon's head motif, with an ornate bow made of blackened oak on his back. A pair of ornate curved swords are on his hips, each of which radiate a volatile mix of elemental and holy energies.
The stranger scans the landscape before walking into the tavern, his armor making not a sound as he walks.
Kai looks outside screams, then pops his head back through the door. After a few moments he comes back with 'Crossfire' readied
The stranger simply looks at Kai. A gun. Really? The stranger's eyes seem to bore into him with their intensity, and his voice carries a lot of power, far more power than you think it should.
"YES!" HE screams again, "You just came down in a bolt of lightning!"
The stranger just chuckles. You don't know who you're dealing with. He turns to Ursula. But you should, or at least the one you serve. Yes, I know Yvonne.
Kai pulls the trigger, but forgot to load the gun, "Oh come o-"
The stranger smiles, and waves his hand.
*Make a Strength save*
Kai waves back
*No*
*JK lol*: 18
*Fail*
The pepperbox is yanked straight from his hands and hovers about 10 feet to the side, slowly pivoting until it's pointed at Kai. It clicks once before flying through the air to the opposite side of the tavern. The stranger shakes his head. I know exactly what you are, Changeling. I am no threat to you either.
"...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" He screams, before bursting into flames
The stranger just shakes his head. A wall of water falls on top of Kai, extinguishing the flames.
"why do these things always happen, and exclusively at this tavern?"
"Have you tried not going to the end of the known world miss?" Kai asks
"i would absolutely throw a magic rock in your face if i didn't know that people can't be harmed here."
"I don't think you could throw that far, ya look scrawny." He says, "No offense."
"how about we just take a little walk into the waning woods? away from this WONDER-(gagging)-FUL tavern?"
"Are you asking me out?" He says, before taking time to think about this, a horrified look on his place, "I regret asking."
"aww, you scared of a little spider? come on, its not like the woods are the closest place to here where i can hurt you!"
"I-" He pauses, "Only a bit, ok?"
Ursula, who is at least 2 feet shorter than kai, shook the rock menacingly, as she cast magic stone and it started glowing.
Kai picks up ursula by the back of the collar, "Less scared now."
Ursula kicks Kai with the full force of 8 legs. however, all this would do is push him back because no hurt zone.
"Awww, ya widdle spidy feet don't hurt me"
"OH IF WE WEREN'T EXACTLY WHERE WE WERE I WOULD REARRANGE YOUR FACE."
*im imagining Ursula as a little spider baby throwing a tantrum even tho shes 31*
"Here, let me do it for you," He says, shifting his head to look like Ursula, "This work?"
*Kai ages, but also doesn't. Cause changeling*
*does a 22 beat ur armor class? im asking because expressing anger with rocks*
*Yes it does. But also, tavern*
Ursula Throws the glow rock with great accuracy directly at Kai's chest, of course, doing no damage. but Kai can feel it would hurt if it did.
"Good job. You threw a rock at someone not dodging," He smiles
Ursula was clearly extremely angry, and started throwing even more rocks to the ground in {anger}.
Kai finds this adorable, because angy spider, "Awww, you so angy"
Ursula tries to calm down, but this guy's face is just so punchable! eventually she just storms back into her seat and continues knitting little spider hats.
*only 2.95! collect them all! mini spider hats come with every meal! made of real webs! made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders.*
Kai follows, because he has decided that teasing the spider lady is funnier than murdering nobles
because of the eight eyes, Ursula notices. "what do you want from me? my spider hats? your chances of having actually nice looking hair? oh wait, thats impossible for you and that ugly hairline."
"I just use this as a default. And its mostly cause i enjoy messing with you so far." He says, sitting across from her
"just ignore the deformed gargoyle, if we leave it alone, it might go away." Ursula said to Bolesh while stroking the small black widow spider.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Kai follows, because he has decided that teasing the spider lady is funnier than murdering nobles
because of the eight eyes, Ursula notices. "what do you want from me? my spider hats? your chances of having actually nice looking hair? oh wait, thats impossible for you and that ugly hairline."
"I just use this as a default. And its mostly cause i enjoy messing with you so far." He says, sitting across from her
"just ignore the deformed gargoyle, if we leave it alone, it might go away." Ursula said to Bolesh while stroking the small black widow spider.
He shudders, "God, how can you pet that?" He asks, minor arachnophobia peeking through
Kai follows, because he has decided that teasing the spider lady is funnier than murdering nobles
because of the eight eyes, Ursula notices. "what do you want from me? my spider hats? your chances of having actually nice looking hair? oh wait, thats impossible for you and that ugly hairline."
"I just use this as a default. And its mostly cause i enjoy messing with you so far." He says, sitting across from her
"just ignore the deformed gargoyle, if we leave it alone, it might go away." Ursula said to Bolesh while stroking the small black widow spider.
He shudders, "God, how can you pet that?" He asks, minor arachnophobia peeking through
"how? she's my pet. a black widow, one of the most dangerous spiders in the waning woods." sensing the disgust in his voice, she uses her legs to create a scuttling sound you'd ascosciate with spiders.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
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"Here, let me do it for you," He says, shifting his head to look like Ursula, "This work?"
*Kai ages, but also doesn't. Cause changeling*
Elendon is just sitting on a stool shaking his head, smiling, at Kai and Ursula's continued antics.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*Elendon be like: ah, a nice refreshing cup of tea with a side of murder binge watching*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*Lawful Neutral Night you two! Don't get into any trouble!*
*soooooooo, Ursula's alignment isssssssss lawful neutral, but..... i think she is heeeeeaaavily leaning towards lawful evil.*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*Yes it does. But also, tavern*
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*Kai is lawful evil tbh.*
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
Ursula Throws the glow rock with great accuracy directly at Kai's chest, of course, doing no damage. but Kai can feel it would hurt if it did.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
"Good job. You threw a rock at someone not dodging," He smiles
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
Ursula was clearly extremely angry, and started throwing even more rocks to the ground in {anger}.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Kai finds this adorable, because angy spider, "Awww, you so angy"
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*I flop beteen: Terrified of spiders, and jesus christ its so cute and sparkly*
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
Ursula tries to calm down, but this guy's face is just so punchable! eventually she just storms back into her seat and continues knitting little spider hats.
*only 2.95! collect them all! mini spider hats come with every meal! made of real webs! made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders.*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Kai follows, because he has decided that teasing the spider lady is funnier than murdering nobles
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
because of the eight eyes, Ursula notices. "what do you want from me? my spider hats? your chances of having actually nice looking hair? oh wait, thats impossible for you and that ugly hairline."
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
"I just use this as a default. And its mostly cause i enjoy messing with you so far." He says, sitting across from her
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"just ignore the deformed gargoyle, if we leave it alone, it might go away." Ursula said to Bolesh while stroking the small black widow spider.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
He shudders, "God, how can you pet that?" He asks, minor arachnophobia peeking through
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"how? she's my pet. a black widow, one of the most dangerous spiders in the waning woods." sensing the disgust in his voice, she uses her legs to create a scuttling sound you'd ascosciate with spiders.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.