*I'm done with my HW, so you know what that means....OP Character time!!!!Evil laughter intensifies*
There's a sudden Crash!, as though a massive lightning bolt just struck the ground outside, and a blinding burst of light, so bright in fact, that it almost seems to char the outside of the Tavern (Not causing any actual damage, so not protected by the Blessing). When everyone's eyes have cleared, there's...someone standing in the field outside the tavern. From the open-faced helm he's wearing, he looks to be another Twilight Elf, although his eyes are glowing with a nearly blinding, holy light. This person is wearing the most unique and ornate set of armor that anyone has seen. It's set with blades in regular places: on the shoulders, elbows, sweeping to the sides from his wrists, curling up from the toes of his boots, and a trio of blades are set on his helm, two of which are angular and point backwards, almost looking like some form of wings. The entire suit is varying shades of purple and deep blue, with runes in pure white engraved into it.
On his back is a green-yellow cape with a dragon's head motif, with an ornate bow made of blackened oak on his back. A pair of ornate curved swords are on his hips, each of which radiate a volatile mix of elemental and holy energies.
The stranger scans the landscape before walking into the tavern, his armor making not a sound as he walks.
Kai looks outside screams, then pops his head back through the door. After a few moments he comes back with 'Crossfire' readied
The stranger simply looks at Kai. A gun. Really? The stranger's eyes seem to bore into him with their intensity, and his voice carries a lot of power, far more power than you think it should.
"YES!" HE screams again, "You just came down in a bolt of lightning!"
The stranger just chuckles. You don't know who you're dealing with. He turns to Ursula. But you should, or at least the one you serve. Yes, I know Yvonne.
Kai pulls the trigger, but forgot to load the gun, "Oh come o-"
The stranger smiles, and waves his hand.
*Make a Strength save*
Kai waves back
*No*
*JK lol*: 18
*Fail*
The pepperbox is yanked straight from his hands and hovers about 10 feet to the side, slowly pivoting until it's pointed at Kai. It clicks once before flying through the air to the opposite side of the tavern. The stranger shakes his head. I know exactly what you are, Changeling. I am no threat to you either.
"...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" He screams, before bursting into flames
The stranger just shakes his head. A wall of water falls on top of Kai, extinguishing the flames.
"why do these things always happen, and exclusively at this tavern?"
"Have you tried not going to the end of the known world miss?" Kai asks
"i would absolutely throw a magic rock in your face if i didn't know that people can't be harmed here."
"I don't think you could throw that far, ya look scrawny." He says, "No offense."
"how about we just take a little walk into the waning woods? away from this WONDER-(gagging)-FUL tavern?"
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*I'm done with my HW, so you know what that means....OP Character time!!!!Evil laughter intensifies*
There's a sudden Crash!, as though a massive lightning bolt just struck the ground outside, and a blinding burst of light, so bright in fact, that it almost seems to char the outside of the Tavern (Not causing any actual damage, so not protected by the Blessing). When everyone's eyes have cleared, there's...someone standing in the field outside the tavern. From the open-faced helm he's wearing, he looks to be another Twilight Elf, although his eyes are glowing with a nearly blinding, holy light. This person is wearing the most unique and ornate set of armor that anyone has seen. It's set with blades in regular places: on the shoulders, elbows, sweeping to the sides from his wrists, curling up from the toes of his boots, and a trio of blades are set on his helm, two of which are angular and point backwards, almost looking like some form of wings. The entire suit is varying shades of purple and deep blue, with runes in pure white engraved into it.
On his back is a green-yellow cape with a dragon's head motif, with an ornate bow made of blackened oak on his back. A pair of ornate curved swords are on his hips, each of which radiate a volatile mix of elemental and holy energies.
The stranger scans the landscape before walking into the tavern, his armor making not a sound as he walks.
Kai looks outside screams, then pops his head back through the door. After a few moments he comes back with 'Crossfire' readied
The stranger simply looks at Kai. A gun. Really? The stranger's eyes seem to bore into him with their intensity, and his voice carries a lot of power, far more power than you think it should.
"YES!" HE screams again, "You just came down in a bolt of lightning!"
The stranger just chuckles. You don't know who you're dealing with. He turns to Ursula. But you should, or at least the one you serve. Yes, I know Yvonne.
Kai pulls the trigger, but forgot to load the gun, "Oh come o-"
The stranger smiles, and waves his hand.
*Make a Strength save*
Kai waves back
*No*
*JK lol*: 18
*Fail*
The pepperbox is yanked straight from his hands and hovers about 10 feet to the side, slowly pivoting until it's pointed at Kai. It clicks once before flying through the air to the opposite side of the tavern. The stranger shakes his head. I know exactly what you are, Changeling. I am no threat to you either.
"...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" He screams, before bursting into flames
The stranger just shakes his head. A wall of water falls on top of Kai, extinguishing the flames.
Kai stands there soaked, "Grandma never should have dated a phoenix." he sighs
i-i never should have heard that, and i will continue on with my life as if i never heard that."
"We all have weird stuff. You're a spider, i'm a changeling, theres atleast two dragons"
"correction, i'm a spider, your a mistake, and that person over there is a migraine incarnate."
"I would act insulted if you weren't technically correct."
*I'm done with my HW, so you know what that means....OP Character time!!!!Evil laughter intensifies*
There's a sudden Crash!, as though a massive lightning bolt just struck the ground outside, and a blinding burst of light, so bright in fact, that it almost seems to char the outside of the Tavern (Not causing any actual damage, so not protected by the Blessing). When everyone's eyes have cleared, there's...someone standing in the field outside the tavern. From the open-faced helm he's wearing, he looks to be another Twilight Elf, although his eyes are glowing with a nearly blinding, holy light. This person is wearing the most unique and ornate set of armor that anyone has seen. It's set with blades in regular places: on the shoulders, elbows, sweeping to the sides from his wrists, curling up from the toes of his boots, and a trio of blades are set on his helm, two of which are angular and point backwards, almost looking like some form of wings. The entire suit is varying shades of purple and deep blue, with runes in pure white engraved into it.
On his back is a green-yellow cape with a dragon's head motif, with an ornate bow made of blackened oak on his back. A pair of ornate curved swords are on his hips, each of which radiate a volatile mix of elemental and holy energies.
The stranger scans the landscape before walking into the tavern, his armor making not a sound as he walks.
Kai looks outside screams, then pops his head back through the door. After a few moments he comes back with 'Crossfire' readied
The stranger simply looks at Kai. A gun. Really? The stranger's eyes seem to bore into him with their intensity, and his voice carries a lot of power, far more power than you think it should.
"YES!" HE screams again, "You just came down in a bolt of lightning!"
The stranger just chuckles. You don't know who you're dealing with. He turns to Ursula. But you should, or at least the one you serve. Yes, I know Yvonne.
Kai pulls the trigger, but forgot to load the gun, "Oh come o-"
The stranger smiles, and waves his hand.
*Make a Strength save*
Kai waves back
*No*
*JK lol*: 18
*Fail*
The pepperbox is yanked straight from his hands and hovers about 10 feet to the side, slowly pivoting until it's pointed at Kai. It clicks once before flying through the air to the opposite side of the tavern. The stranger shakes his head. I know exactly what you are, Changeling. I am no threat to you either.
"...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" He screams, before bursting into flames
The stranger just shakes his head. A wall of water falls on top of Kai, extinguishing the flames.
Kai stands there soaked, "Grandma never should have dated a phoenix." he sighs
i-i never should have heard that, and i will continue on with my life as if i never heard that."
"We all have weird stuff. You're a spider, i'm a changeling, theres atleast two dragons"
"correction, i'm a spider, your a mistake, and that person over there is a migraine incarnate."
"I would act insulted if you weren't technically correct."
"ah- it brings me great pain to find you aren't offended." Ursula said as she picked up a small rock from the ground.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*I'm done with my HW, so you know what that means....OP Character time!!!!Evil laughter intensifies*
There's a sudden Crash!, as though a massive lightning bolt just struck the ground outside, and a blinding burst of light, so bright in fact, that it almost seems to char the outside of the Tavern (Not causing any actual damage, so not protected by the Blessing). When everyone's eyes have cleared, there's...someone standing in the field outside the tavern. From the open-faced helm he's wearing, he looks to be another Twilight Elf, although his eyes are glowing with a nearly blinding, holy light. This person is wearing the most unique and ornate set of armor that anyone has seen. It's set with blades in regular places: on the shoulders, elbows, sweeping to the sides from his wrists, curling up from the toes of his boots, and a trio of blades are set on his helm, two of which are angular and point backwards, almost looking like some form of wings. The entire suit is varying shades of purple and deep blue, with runes in pure white engraved into it.
On his back is a green-yellow cape with a dragon's head motif, with an ornate bow made of blackened oak on his back. A pair of ornate curved swords are on his hips, each of which radiate a volatile mix of elemental and holy energies.
The stranger scans the landscape before walking into the tavern, his armor making not a sound as he walks.
Kai looks outside screams, then pops his head back through the door. After a few moments he comes back with 'Crossfire' readied
The stranger simply looks at Kai. A gun. Really? The stranger's eyes seem to bore into him with their intensity, and his voice carries a lot of power, far more power than you think it should.
"YES!" HE screams again, "You just came down in a bolt of lightning!"
The stranger just chuckles. You don't know who you're dealing with. He turns to Ursula. But you should, or at least the one you serve. Yes, I know Yvonne.
Kai pulls the trigger, but forgot to load the gun, "Oh come o-"
The stranger smiles, and waves his hand.
*Make a Strength save*
Kai waves back
*No*
*JK lol*: 18
*Fail*
The pepperbox is yanked straight from his hands and hovers about 10 feet to the side, slowly pivoting until it's pointed at Kai. It clicks once before flying through the air to the opposite side of the tavern. The stranger shakes his head. I know exactly what you are, Changeling. I am no threat to you either.
"...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" He screams, before bursting into flames
The stranger just shakes his head. A wall of water falls on top of Kai, extinguishing the flames.
"why do these things always happen, and exclusively at this tavern?"
"Have you tried not going to the end of the known world miss?" Kai asks
"i would absolutely throw a magic rock in your face if i didn't know that people can't be harmed here."
"I don't think you could throw that far, ya look scrawny." He says, "No offense."
"how about we just take a little walk into the waning woods? away from this WONDER-(gagging)-FUL tavern?"
"Are you asking me out?" He says, before taking time to think about this, a horrified look on his place, "I regret asking."
*I'm done with my HW, so you know what that means....OP Character time!!!!Evil laughter intensifies*
There's a sudden Crash!, as though a massive lightning bolt just struck the ground outside, and a blinding burst of light, so bright in fact, that it almost seems to char the outside of the Tavern (Not causing any actual damage, so not protected by the Blessing). When everyone's eyes have cleared, there's...someone standing in the field outside the tavern. From the open-faced helm he's wearing, he looks to be another Twilight Elf, although his eyes are glowing with a nearly blinding, holy light. This person is wearing the most unique and ornate set of armor that anyone has seen. It's set with blades in regular places: on the shoulders, elbows, sweeping to the sides from his wrists, curling up from the toes of his boots, and a trio of blades are set on his helm, two of which are angular and point backwards, almost looking like some form of wings. The entire suit is varying shades of purple and deep blue, with runes in pure white engraved into it.
On his back is a green-yellow cape with a dragon's head motif, with an ornate bow made of blackened oak on his back. A pair of ornate curved swords are on his hips, each of which radiate a volatile mix of elemental and holy energies.
The stranger scans the landscape before walking into the tavern, his armor making not a sound as he walks.
Kai looks outside screams, then pops his head back through the door. After a few moments he comes back with 'Crossfire' readied
The stranger simply looks at Kai. A gun. Really? The stranger's eyes seem to bore into him with their intensity, and his voice carries a lot of power, far more power than you think it should.
"YES!" HE screams again, "You just came down in a bolt of lightning!"
The stranger just chuckles. You don't know who you're dealing with. He turns to Ursula. But you should, or at least the one you serve. Yes, I know Yvonne.
Kai pulls the trigger, but forgot to load the gun, "Oh come o-"
The stranger smiles, and waves his hand.
*Make a Strength save*
Kai waves back
*No*
*JK lol*: 18
*Fail*
The pepperbox is yanked straight from his hands and hovers about 10 feet to the side, slowly pivoting until it's pointed at Kai. It clicks once before flying through the air to the opposite side of the tavern. The stranger shakes his head. I know exactly what you are, Changeling. I am no threat to you either.
"...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" He screams, before bursting into flames
The stranger just shakes his head. A wall of water falls on top of Kai, extinguishing the flames.
Kai stands there soaked, "Grandma never should have dated a phoenix." he sighs
i-i never should have heard that, and i will continue on with my life as if i never heard that."
"We all have weird stuff. You're a spider, i'm a changeling, theres atleast two dragons"
"correction, i'm a spider, your a mistake, and that person over there is a migraine incarnate."
"I would act insulted if you weren't technically correct."
"ah- it brings me great pain to find you aren't offended." Ursula said as she picked up a small rock from the ground.
*I'm done with my HW, so you know what that means....OP Character time!!!!Evil laughter intensifies*
There's a sudden Crash!, as though a massive lightning bolt just struck the ground outside, and a blinding burst of light, so bright in fact, that it almost seems to char the outside of the Tavern (Not causing any actual damage, so not protected by the Blessing). When everyone's eyes have cleared, there's...someone standing in the field outside the tavern. From the open-faced helm he's wearing, he looks to be another Twilight Elf, although his eyes are glowing with a nearly blinding, holy light. This person is wearing the most unique and ornate set of armor that anyone has seen. It's set with blades in regular places: on the shoulders, elbows, sweeping to the sides from his wrists, curling up from the toes of his boots, and a trio of blades are set on his helm, two of which are angular and point backwards, almost looking like some form of wings. The entire suit is varying shades of purple and deep blue, with runes in pure white engraved into it.
On his back is a green-yellow cape with a dragon's head motif, with an ornate bow made of blackened oak on his back. A pair of ornate curved swords are on his hips, each of which radiate a volatile mix of elemental and holy energies.
The stranger scans the landscape before walking into the tavern, his armor making not a sound as he walks.
Kai looks outside screams, then pops his head back through the door. After a few moments he comes back with 'Crossfire' readied
The stranger simply looks at Kai. A gun. Really? The stranger's eyes seem to bore into him with their intensity, and his voice carries a lot of power, far more power than you think it should.
"YES!" HE screams again, "You just came down in a bolt of lightning!"
The stranger just chuckles. You don't know who you're dealing with. He turns to Ursula. But you should, or at least the one you serve. Yes, I know Yvonne.
Kai pulls the trigger, but forgot to load the gun, "Oh come o-"
The stranger smiles, and waves his hand.
*Make a Strength save*
Kai waves back
*No*
*JK lol*: 18
*Fail*
The pepperbox is yanked straight from his hands and hovers about 10 feet to the side, slowly pivoting until it's pointed at Kai. It clicks once before flying through the air to the opposite side of the tavern. The stranger shakes his head. I know exactly what you are, Changeling. I am no threat to you either.
"...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" He screams, before bursting into flames
The stranger just shakes his head. A wall of water falls on top of Kai, extinguishing the flames.
"why do these things always happen, and exclusively at this tavern?"
"Have you tried not going to the end of the known world miss?" Kai asks
"i would absolutely throw a magic rock in your face if i didn't know that people can't be harmed here."
"I don't think you could throw that far, ya look scrawny." He says, "No offense."
"how about we just take a little walk into the waning woods? away from this WONDER-(gagging)-FUL tavern?"
"Are you asking me out?" He says, before taking time to think about this, a horrified look on his place, "I regret asking."
"aww, you scared of a little spider? come on, its not like the woods are the closest place to here where i can hurt you!"
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*I'm done with my HW, so you know what that means....OP Character time!!!!Evil laughter intensifies*
There's a sudden Crash!, as though a massive lightning bolt just struck the ground outside, and a blinding burst of light, so bright in fact, that it almost seems to char the outside of the Tavern (Not causing any actual damage, so not protected by the Blessing). When everyone's eyes have cleared, there's...someone standing in the field outside the tavern. From the open-faced helm he's wearing, he looks to be another Twilight Elf, although his eyes are glowing with a nearly blinding, holy light. This person is wearing the most unique and ornate set of armor that anyone has seen. It's set with blades in regular places: on the shoulders, elbows, sweeping to the sides from his wrists, curling up from the toes of his boots, and a trio of blades are set on his helm, two of which are angular and point backwards, almost looking like some form of wings. The entire suit is varying shades of purple and deep blue, with runes in pure white engraved into it.
On his back is a green-yellow cape with a dragon's head motif, with an ornate bow made of blackened oak on his back. A pair of ornate curved swords are on his hips, each of which radiate a volatile mix of elemental and holy energies.
The stranger scans the landscape before walking into the tavern, his armor making not a sound as he walks.
Kai looks outside screams, then pops his head back through the door. After a few moments he comes back with 'Crossfire' readied
The stranger simply looks at Kai. A gun. Really? The stranger's eyes seem to bore into him with their intensity, and his voice carries a lot of power, far more power than you think it should.
"YES!" HE screams again, "You just came down in a bolt of lightning!"
The stranger just chuckles. You don't know who you're dealing with. He turns to Ursula. But you should, or at least the one you serve. Yes, I know Yvonne.
Kai pulls the trigger, but forgot to load the gun, "Oh come o-"
The stranger smiles, and waves his hand.
*Make a Strength save*
Kai waves back
*No*
*JK lol*: 18
*Fail*
The pepperbox is yanked straight from his hands and hovers about 10 feet to the side, slowly pivoting until it's pointed at Kai. It clicks once before flying through the air to the opposite side of the tavern. The stranger shakes his head. I know exactly what you are, Changeling. I am no threat to you either.
"...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" He screams, before bursting into flames
The stranger just shakes his head. A wall of water falls on top of Kai, extinguishing the flames.
Kai stands there soaked, "Grandma never should have dated a phoenix." he sighs
i-i never should have heard that, and i will continue on with my life as if i never heard that."
"We all have weird stuff. You're a spider, i'm a changeling, theres atleast two dragons"
And now a Deity of the second tier. The Stranger says. "Elendon Starguide is the name. Patron god of Adventurers and General of the Angelic Armies."
*I'm done with my HW, so you know what that means....OP Character time!!!!Evil laughter intensifies*
There's a sudden Crash!, as though a massive lightning bolt just struck the ground outside, and a blinding burst of light, so bright in fact, that it almost seems to char the outside of the Tavern (Not causing any actual damage, so not protected by the Blessing). When everyone's eyes have cleared, there's...someone standing in the field outside the tavern. From the open-faced helm he's wearing, he looks to be another Twilight Elf, although his eyes are glowing with a nearly blinding, holy light. This person is wearing the most unique and ornate set of armor that anyone has seen. It's set with blades in regular places: on the shoulders, elbows, sweeping to the sides from his wrists, curling up from the toes of his boots, and a trio of blades are set on his helm, two of which are angular and point backwards, almost looking like some form of wings. The entire suit is varying shades of purple and deep blue, with runes in pure white engraved into it.
On his back is a green-yellow cape with a dragon's head motif, with an ornate bow made of blackened oak on his back. A pair of ornate curved swords are on his hips, each of which radiate a volatile mix of elemental and holy energies.
The stranger scans the landscape before walking into the tavern, his armor making not a sound as he walks.
Kai looks outside screams, then pops his head back through the door. After a few moments he comes back with 'Crossfire' readied
The stranger simply looks at Kai. A gun. Really? The stranger's eyes seem to bore into him with their intensity, and his voice carries a lot of power, far more power than you think it should.
"YES!" HE screams again, "You just came down in a bolt of lightning!"
The stranger just chuckles. You don't know who you're dealing with. He turns to Ursula. But you should, or at least the one you serve. Yes, I know Yvonne.
Kai pulls the trigger, but forgot to load the gun, "Oh come o-"
The stranger smiles, and waves his hand.
*Make a Strength save*
Kai waves back
*No*
*JK lol*: 18
*Fail*
The pepperbox is yanked straight from his hands and hovers about 10 feet to the side, slowly pivoting until it's pointed at Kai. It clicks once before flying through the air to the opposite side of the tavern. The stranger shakes his head. I know exactly what you are, Changeling. I am no threat to you either.
"...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" He screams, before bursting into flames
The stranger just shakes his head. A wall of water falls on top of Kai, extinguishing the flames.
Kai stands there soaked, "Grandma never should have dated a phoenix." he sighs
i-i never should have heard that, and i will continue on with my life as if i never heard that."
"We all have weird stuff. You're a spider, i'm a changeling, theres atleast two dragons"
And now a Deity of the second tier. The Stranger says. "Elendon Starguide is the name. Patron god of Adventurers and General of the Angelic Armies."
"Can i have my gun back? That took forever to make,"
*I'm done with my HW, so you know what that means....OP Character time!!!!Evil laughter intensifies*
There's a sudden Crash!, as though a massive lightning bolt just struck the ground outside, and a blinding burst of light, so bright in fact, that it almost seems to char the outside of the Tavern (Not causing any actual damage, so not protected by the Blessing). When everyone's eyes have cleared, there's...someone standing in the field outside the tavern. From the open-faced helm he's wearing, he looks to be another Twilight Elf, although his eyes are glowing with a nearly blinding, holy light. This person is wearing the most unique and ornate set of armor that anyone has seen. It's set with blades in regular places: on the shoulders, elbows, sweeping to the sides from his wrists, curling up from the toes of his boots, and a trio of blades are set on his helm, two of which are angular and point backwards, almost looking like some form of wings. The entire suit is varying shades of purple and deep blue, with runes in pure white engraved into it.
On his back is a green-yellow cape with a dragon's head motif, with an ornate bow made of blackened oak on his back. A pair of ornate curved swords are on his hips, each of which radiate a volatile mix of elemental and holy energies.
The stranger scans the landscape before walking into the tavern, his armor making not a sound as he walks.
Kai looks outside screams, then pops his head back through the door. After a few moments he comes back with 'Crossfire' readied
The stranger simply looks at Kai. A gun. Really? The stranger's eyes seem to bore into him with their intensity, and his voice carries a lot of power, far more power than you think it should.
"YES!" HE screams again, "You just came down in a bolt of lightning!"
The stranger just chuckles. You don't know who you're dealing with. He turns to Ursula. But you should, or at least the one you serve. Yes, I know Yvonne.
Kai pulls the trigger, but forgot to load the gun, "Oh come o-"
The stranger smiles, and waves his hand.
*Make a Strength save*
Kai waves back
*No*
*JK lol*: 18
*Fail*
The pepperbox is yanked straight from his hands and hovers about 10 feet to the side, slowly pivoting until it's pointed at Kai. It clicks once before flying through the air to the opposite side of the tavern. The stranger shakes his head. I know exactly what you are, Changeling. I am no threat to you either.
"...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" He screams, before bursting into flames
The stranger just shakes his head. A wall of water falls on top of Kai, extinguishing the flames.
"why do these things always happen, and exclusively at this tavern?"
"Have you tried not going to the end of the known world miss?" Kai asks
"i would absolutely throw a magic rock in your face if i didn't know that people can't be harmed here."
"I don't think you could throw that far, ya look scrawny." He says, "No offense."
"how about we just take a little walk into the waning woods? away from this WONDER-(gagging)-FUL tavern?"
"Are you asking me out?" He says, before taking time to think about this, a horrified look on his place, "I regret asking."
"aww, you scared of a little spider? come on, its not like the woods are the closest place to here where i can hurt you!"
*I'm done with my HW, so you know what that means....OP Character time!!!!Evil laughter intensifies*
There's a sudden Crash!, as though a massive lightning bolt just struck the ground outside, and a blinding burst of light, so bright in fact, that it almost seems to char the outside of the Tavern (Not causing any actual damage, so not protected by the Blessing). When everyone's eyes have cleared, there's...someone standing in the field outside the tavern. From the open-faced helm he's wearing, he looks to be another Twilight Elf, although his eyes are glowing with a nearly blinding, holy light. This person is wearing the most unique and ornate set of armor that anyone has seen. It's set with blades in regular places: on the shoulders, elbows, sweeping to the sides from his wrists, curling up from the toes of his boots, and a trio of blades are set on his helm, two of which are angular and point backwards, almost looking like some form of wings. The entire suit is varying shades of purple and deep blue, with runes in pure white engraved into it.
On his back is a green-yellow cape with a dragon's head motif, with an ornate bow made of blackened oak on his back. A pair of ornate curved swords are on his hips, each of which radiate a volatile mix of elemental and holy energies.
The stranger scans the landscape before walking into the tavern, his armor making not a sound as he walks.
Kai looks outside screams, then pops his head back through the door. After a few moments he comes back with 'Crossfire' readied
The stranger simply looks at Kai. A gun. Really? The stranger's eyes seem to bore into him with their intensity, and his voice carries a lot of power, far more power than you think it should.
"YES!" HE screams again, "You just came down in a bolt of lightning!"
The stranger just chuckles. You don't know who you're dealing with. He turns to Ursula. But you should, or at least the one you serve. Yes, I know Yvonne.
Kai pulls the trigger, but forgot to load the gun, "Oh come o-"
The stranger smiles, and waves his hand.
*Make a Strength save*
Kai waves back
*No*
*JK lol*: 18
*Fail*
The pepperbox is yanked straight from his hands and hovers about 10 feet to the side, slowly pivoting until it's pointed at Kai. It clicks once before flying through the air to the opposite side of the tavern. The stranger shakes his head. I know exactly what you are, Changeling. I am no threat to you either.
"...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" He screams, before bursting into flames
The stranger just shakes his head. A wall of water falls on top of Kai, extinguishing the flames.
"why do these things always happen, and exclusively at this tavern?"
"Have you tried not going to the end of the known world miss?" Kai asks
"i would absolutely throw a magic rock in your face if i didn't know that people can't be harmed here."
"I don't think you could throw that far, ya look scrawny." He says, "No offense."
"how about we just take a little walk into the waning woods? away from this WONDER-(gagging)-FUL tavern?"
"Are you asking me out?" He says, before taking time to think about this, a horrified look on his place, "I regret asking."
"aww, you scared of a little spider? come on, its not like the woods are the closest place to here where i can hurt you!"
"I-" He pauses, "Only a bit, ok?"
Ursula, who is at least 2 feet shorter than kai, shook the rock menacingly, as she cast magic stone and it started glowing.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*I'm done with my HW, so you know what that means....OP Character time!!!!Evil laughter intensifies*
There's a sudden Crash!, as though a massive lightning bolt just struck the ground outside, and a blinding burst of light, so bright in fact, that it almost seems to char the outside of the Tavern (Not causing any actual damage, so not protected by the Blessing). When everyone's eyes have cleared, there's...someone standing in the field outside the tavern. From the open-faced helm he's wearing, he looks to be another Twilight Elf, although his eyes are glowing with a nearly blinding, holy light. This person is wearing the most unique and ornate set of armor that anyone has seen. It's set with blades in regular places: on the shoulders, elbows, sweeping to the sides from his wrists, curling up from the toes of his boots, and a trio of blades are set on his helm, two of which are angular and point backwards, almost looking like some form of wings. The entire suit is varying shades of purple and deep blue, with runes in pure white engraved into it.
On his back is a green-yellow cape with a dragon's head motif, with an ornate bow made of blackened oak on his back. A pair of ornate curved swords are on his hips, each of which radiate a volatile mix of elemental and holy energies.
The stranger scans the landscape before walking into the tavern, his armor making not a sound as he walks.
Kai looks outside screams, then pops his head back through the door. After a few moments he comes back with 'Crossfire' readied
The stranger simply looks at Kai. A gun. Really? The stranger's eyes seem to bore into him with their intensity, and his voice carries a lot of power, far more power than you think it should.
"YES!" HE screams again, "You just came down in a bolt of lightning!"
The stranger just chuckles. You don't know who you're dealing with. He turns to Ursula. But you should, or at least the one you serve. Yes, I know Yvonne.
Kai pulls the trigger, but forgot to load the gun, "Oh come o-"
The stranger smiles, and waves his hand.
*Make a Strength save*
Kai waves back
*No*
*JK lol*: 18
*Fail*
The pepperbox is yanked straight from his hands and hovers about 10 feet to the side, slowly pivoting until it's pointed at Kai. It clicks once before flying through the air to the opposite side of the tavern. The stranger shakes his head. I know exactly what you are, Changeling. I am no threat to you either.
"...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" He screams, before bursting into flames
The stranger just shakes his head. A wall of water falls on top of Kai, extinguishing the flames.
"why do these things always happen, and exclusively at this tavern?"
"Have you tried not going to the end of the known world miss?" Kai asks
"i would absolutely throw a magic rock in your face if i didn't know that people can't be harmed here."
"I don't think you could throw that far, ya look scrawny." He says, "No offense."
"how about we just take a little walk into the waning woods? away from this WONDER-(gagging)-FUL tavern?"
"Are you asking me out?" He says, before taking time to think about this, a horrified look on his place, "I regret asking."
"aww, you scared of a little spider? come on, its not like the woods are the closest place to here where i can hurt you!"
"I-" He pauses, "Only a bit, ok?"
Ursula, who is at least 2 feet shorter than kai, shook the rock menacingly, as she cast magic stone and it started glowing.
Kai picks up ursula by the back of the collar, "Less scared now."
*I'm done with my HW, so you know what that means....OP Character time!!!!Evil laughter intensifies*
There's a sudden Crash!, as though a massive lightning bolt just struck the ground outside, and a blinding burst of light, so bright in fact, that it almost seems to char the outside of the Tavern (Not causing any actual damage, so not protected by the Blessing). When everyone's eyes have cleared, there's...someone standing in the field outside the tavern. From the open-faced helm he's wearing, he looks to be another Twilight Elf, although his eyes are glowing with a nearly blinding, holy light. This person is wearing the most unique and ornate set of armor that anyone has seen. It's set with blades in regular places: on the shoulders, elbows, sweeping to the sides from his wrists, curling up from the toes of his boots, and a trio of blades are set on his helm, two of which are angular and point backwards, almost looking like some form of wings. The entire suit is varying shades of purple and deep blue, with runes in pure white engraved into it.
On his back is a green-yellow cape with a dragon's head motif, with an ornate bow made of blackened oak on his back. A pair of ornate curved swords are on his hips, each of which radiate a volatile mix of elemental and holy energies.
The stranger scans the landscape before walking into the tavern, his armor making not a sound as he walks.
Kai looks outside screams, then pops his head back through the door. After a few moments he comes back with 'Crossfire' readied
The stranger simply looks at Kai. A gun. Really? The stranger's eyes seem to bore into him with their intensity, and his voice carries a lot of power, far more power than you think it should.
"YES!" HE screams again, "You just came down in a bolt of lightning!"
The stranger just chuckles. You don't know who you're dealing with. He turns to Ursula. But you should, or at least the one you serve. Yes, I know Yvonne.
Kai pulls the trigger, but forgot to load the gun, "Oh come o-"
The stranger smiles, and waves his hand.
*Make a Strength save*
Kai waves back
*No*
*JK lol*: 18
*Fail*
The pepperbox is yanked straight from his hands and hovers about 10 feet to the side, slowly pivoting until it's pointed at Kai. It clicks once before flying through the air to the opposite side of the tavern. The stranger shakes his head. I know exactly what you are, Changeling. I am no threat to you either.
"...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" He screams, before bursting into flames
The stranger just shakes his head. A wall of water falls on top of Kai, extinguishing the flames.
Kai stands there soaked, "Grandma never should have dated a phoenix." he sighs
i-i never should have heard that, and i will continue on with my life as if i never heard that."
"We all have weird stuff. You're a spider, i'm a changeling, theres atleast two dragons"
And now a Deity of the second tier. The Stranger says. "Elendon Starguide is the name. Patron god of Adventurers and General of the Angelic Armies."
"Can i have my gun back? That took forever to make,"
Elendon chuckles again, and the pepperbox simply reappears in Kai's hands.
*I'm done with my HW, so you know what that means....OP Character time!!!!Evil laughter intensifies*
There's a sudden Crash!, as though a massive lightning bolt just struck the ground outside, and a blinding burst of light, so bright in fact, that it almost seems to char the outside of the Tavern (Not causing any actual damage, so not protected by the Blessing). When everyone's eyes have cleared, there's...someone standing in the field outside the tavern. From the open-faced helm he's wearing, he looks to be another Twilight Elf, although his eyes are glowing with a nearly blinding, holy light. This person is wearing the most unique and ornate set of armor that anyone has seen. It's set with blades in regular places: on the shoulders, elbows, sweeping to the sides from his wrists, curling up from the toes of his boots, and a trio of blades are set on his helm, two of which are angular and point backwards, almost looking like some form of wings. The entire suit is varying shades of purple and deep blue, with runes in pure white engraved into it.
On his back is a green-yellow cape with a dragon's head motif, with an ornate bow made of blackened oak on his back. A pair of ornate curved swords are on his hips, each of which radiate a volatile mix of elemental and holy energies.
The stranger scans the landscape before walking into the tavern, his armor making not a sound as he walks.
Kai looks outside screams, then pops his head back through the door. After a few moments he comes back with 'Crossfire' readied
The stranger simply looks at Kai. A gun. Really? The stranger's eyes seem to bore into him with their intensity, and his voice carries a lot of power, far more power than you think it should.
"YES!" HE screams again, "You just came down in a bolt of lightning!"
The stranger just chuckles. You don't know who you're dealing with. He turns to Ursula. But you should, or at least the one you serve. Yes, I know Yvonne.
Kai pulls the trigger, but forgot to load the gun, "Oh come o-"
The stranger smiles, and waves his hand.
*Make a Strength save*
Kai waves back
*No*
*JK lol*: 18
*Fail*
The pepperbox is yanked straight from his hands and hovers about 10 feet to the side, slowly pivoting until it's pointed at Kai. It clicks once before flying through the air to the opposite side of the tavern. The stranger shakes his head. I know exactly what you are, Changeling. I am no threat to you either.
"...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" He screams, before bursting into flames
The stranger just shakes his head. A wall of water falls on top of Kai, extinguishing the flames.
Kai stands there soaked, "Grandma never should have dated a phoenix." he sighs
i-i never should have heard that, and i will continue on with my life as if i never heard that."
"We all have weird stuff. You're a spider, i'm a changeling, theres atleast two dragons"
And now a Deity of the second tier. The Stranger says. "Elendon Starguide is the name. Patron god of Adventurers and General of the Angelic Armies."
"Can i have my gun back? That took forever to make,"
Elendon chuckles again, and the pepperbox simply reappears in Kai's hands.
*I'm done with my HW, so you know what that means....OP Character time!!!!Evil laughter intensifies*
There's a sudden Crash!, as though a massive lightning bolt just struck the ground outside, and a blinding burst of light, so bright in fact, that it almost seems to char the outside of the Tavern (Not causing any actual damage, so not protected by the Blessing). When everyone's eyes have cleared, there's...someone standing in the field outside the tavern. From the open-faced helm he's wearing, he looks to be another Twilight Elf, although his eyes are glowing with a nearly blinding, holy light. This person is wearing the most unique and ornate set of armor that anyone has seen. It's set with blades in regular places: on the shoulders, elbows, sweeping to the sides from his wrists, curling up from the toes of his boots, and a trio of blades are set on his helm, two of which are angular and point backwards, almost looking like some form of wings. The entire suit is varying shades of purple and deep blue, with runes in pure white engraved into it.
On his back is a green-yellow cape with a dragon's head motif, with an ornate bow made of blackened oak on his back. A pair of ornate curved swords are on his hips, each of which radiate a volatile mix of elemental and holy energies.
The stranger scans the landscape before walking into the tavern, his armor making not a sound as he walks.
Kai looks outside screams, then pops his head back through the door. After a few moments he comes back with 'Crossfire' readied
The stranger simply looks at Kai. A gun. Really? The stranger's eyes seem to bore into him with their intensity, and his voice carries a lot of power, far more power than you think it should.
"YES!" HE screams again, "You just came down in a bolt of lightning!"
The stranger just chuckles. You don't know who you're dealing with. He turns to Ursula. But you should, or at least the one you serve. Yes, I know Yvonne.
Kai pulls the trigger, but forgot to load the gun, "Oh come o-"
The stranger smiles, and waves his hand.
*Make a Strength save*
Kai waves back
*No*
*JK lol*: 18
*Fail*
The pepperbox is yanked straight from his hands and hovers about 10 feet to the side, slowly pivoting until it's pointed at Kai. It clicks once before flying through the air to the opposite side of the tavern. The stranger shakes his head. I know exactly what you are, Changeling. I am no threat to you either.
"...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" He screams, before bursting into flames
The stranger just shakes his head. A wall of water falls on top of Kai, extinguishing the flames.
Kai stands there soaked, "Grandma never should have dated a phoenix." he sighs
i-i never should have heard that, and i will continue on with my life as if i never heard that."
"We all have weird stuff. You're a spider, i'm a changeling, theres atleast two dragons"
And now a Deity of the second tier. The Stranger says. "Elendon Starguide is the name. Patron god of Adventurers and General of the Angelic Armies."
"Can i have my gun back? That took forever to make,"
Elendon chuckles again, and the pepperbox simply reappears in Kai's hands.
"Thaaaanks god dude."
Elendon shakes his head. "You're welcome Kai." He says simply before turning and moving deeper into the tavern.
*I'm done with my HW, so you know what that means....OP Character time!!!!Evil laughter intensifies*
There's a sudden Crash!, as though a massive lightning bolt just struck the ground outside, and a blinding burst of light, so bright in fact, that it almost seems to char the outside of the Tavern (Not causing any actual damage, so not protected by the Blessing). When everyone's eyes have cleared, there's...someone standing in the field outside the tavern. From the open-faced helm he's wearing, he looks to be another Twilight Elf, although his eyes are glowing with a nearly blinding, holy light. This person is wearing the most unique and ornate set of armor that anyone has seen. It's set with blades in regular places: on the shoulders, elbows, sweeping to the sides from his wrists, curling up from the toes of his boots, and a trio of blades are set on his helm, two of which are angular and point backwards, almost looking like some form of wings. The entire suit is varying shades of purple and deep blue, with runes in pure white engraved into it.
On his back is a green-yellow cape with a dragon's head motif, with an ornate bow made of blackened oak on his back. A pair of ornate curved swords are on his hips, each of which radiate a volatile mix of elemental and holy energies.
The stranger scans the landscape before walking into the tavern, his armor making not a sound as he walks.
Kai looks outside screams, then pops his head back through the door. After a few moments he comes back with 'Crossfire' readied
The stranger simply looks at Kai. A gun. Really? The stranger's eyes seem to bore into him with their intensity, and his voice carries a lot of power, far more power than you think it should.
"YES!" HE screams again, "You just came down in a bolt of lightning!"
The stranger just chuckles. You don't know who you're dealing with. He turns to Ursula. But you should, or at least the one you serve. Yes, I know Yvonne.
Kai pulls the trigger, but forgot to load the gun, "Oh come o-"
The stranger smiles, and waves his hand.
*Make a Strength save*
Kai waves back
*No*
*JK lol*: 18
*Fail*
The pepperbox is yanked straight from his hands and hovers about 10 feet to the side, slowly pivoting until it's pointed at Kai. It clicks once before flying through the air to the opposite side of the tavern. The stranger shakes his head. I know exactly what you are, Changeling. I am no threat to you either.
"...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" He screams, before bursting into flames
The stranger just shakes his head. A wall of water falls on top of Kai, extinguishing the flames.
"why do these things always happen, and exclusively at this tavern?"
"Have you tried not going to the end of the known world miss?" Kai asks
"i would absolutely throw a magic rock in your face if i didn't know that people can't be harmed here."
"I don't think you could throw that far, ya look scrawny." He says, "No offense."
"how about we just take a little walk into the waning woods? away from this WONDER-(gagging)-FUL tavern?"
"Are you asking me out?" He says, before taking time to think about this, a horrified look on his place, "I regret asking."
"aww, you scared of a little spider? come on, its not like the woods are the closest place to here where i can hurt you!"
"I-" He pauses, "Only a bit, ok?"
Ursula, who is at least 2 feet shorter than kai, shook the rock menacingly, as she cast magic stone and it started glowing.
Kai picks up ursula by the back of the collar, "Less scared now."
Ursula kicks Kai with the full force of 8 legs. however, all this would do is push him back because no hurt zone.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*everyone just left me. that or everyone is waiting for everyone to type.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*I'm done with my HW, so you know what that means....OP Character time!!!!Evil laughter intensifies*
There's a sudden Crash!, as though a massive lightning bolt just struck the ground outside, and a blinding burst of light, so bright in fact, that it almost seems to char the outside of the Tavern (Not causing any actual damage, so not protected by the Blessing). When everyone's eyes have cleared, there's...someone standing in the field outside the tavern. From the open-faced helm he's wearing, he looks to be another Twilight Elf, although his eyes are glowing with a nearly blinding, holy light. This person is wearing the most unique and ornate set of armor that anyone has seen. It's set with blades in regular places: on the shoulders, elbows, sweeping to the sides from his wrists, curling up from the toes of his boots, and a trio of blades are set on his helm, two of which are angular and point backwards, almost looking like some form of wings. The entire suit is varying shades of purple and deep blue, with runes in pure white engraved into it.
On his back is a green-yellow cape with a dragon's head motif, with an ornate bow made of blackened oak on his back. A pair of ornate curved swords are on his hips, each of which radiate a volatile mix of elemental and holy energies.
The stranger scans the landscape before walking into the tavern, his armor making not a sound as he walks.
Kai looks outside screams, then pops his head back through the door. After a few moments he comes back with 'Crossfire' readied
The stranger simply looks at Kai. A gun. Really? The stranger's eyes seem to bore into him with their intensity, and his voice carries a lot of power, far more power than you think it should.
"YES!" HE screams again, "You just came down in a bolt of lightning!"
The stranger just chuckles. You don't know who you're dealing with. He turns to Ursula. But you should, or at least the one you serve. Yes, I know Yvonne.
Kai pulls the trigger, but forgot to load the gun, "Oh come o-"
The stranger smiles, and waves his hand.
*Make a Strength save*
Kai waves back
*No*
*JK lol*: 18
*Fail*
The pepperbox is yanked straight from his hands and hovers about 10 feet to the side, slowly pivoting until it's pointed at Kai. It clicks once before flying through the air to the opposite side of the tavern. The stranger shakes his head. I know exactly what you are, Changeling. I am no threat to you either.
"...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" He screams, before bursting into flames
The stranger just shakes his head. A wall of water falls on top of Kai, extinguishing the flames.
"why do these things always happen, and exclusively at this tavern?"
"Have you tried not going to the end of the known world miss?" Kai asks
"i would absolutely throw a magic rock in your face if i didn't know that people can't be harmed here."
"I don't think you could throw that far, ya look scrawny." He says, "No offense."
"how about we just take a little walk into the waning woods? away from this WONDER-(gagging)-FUL tavern?"
"Are you asking me out?" He says, before taking time to think about this, a horrified look on his place, "I regret asking."
"aww, you scared of a little spider? come on, its not like the woods are the closest place to here where i can hurt you!"
"I-" He pauses, "Only a bit, ok?"
Ursula, who is at least 2 feet shorter than kai, shook the rock menacingly, as she cast magic stone and it started glowing.
Kai picks up ursula by the back of the collar, "Less scared now."
Ursula kicks Kai with the full force of 8 legs. however, all this would do is push him back because no hurt zone.
*I'm done with my HW, so you know what that means....OP Character time!!!!Evil laughter intensifies*
There's a sudden Crash!, as though a massive lightning bolt just struck the ground outside, and a blinding burst of light, so bright in fact, that it almost seems to char the outside of the Tavern (Not causing any actual damage, so not protected by the Blessing). When everyone's eyes have cleared, there's...someone standing in the field outside the tavern. From the open-faced helm he's wearing, he looks to be another Twilight Elf, although his eyes are glowing with a nearly blinding, holy light. This person is wearing the most unique and ornate set of armor that anyone has seen. It's set with blades in regular places: on the shoulders, elbows, sweeping to the sides from his wrists, curling up from the toes of his boots, and a trio of blades are set on his helm, two of which are angular and point backwards, almost looking like some form of wings. The entire suit is varying shades of purple and deep blue, with runes in pure white engraved into it.
On his back is a green-yellow cape with a dragon's head motif, with an ornate bow made of blackened oak on his back. A pair of ornate curved swords are on his hips, each of which radiate a volatile mix of elemental and holy energies.
The stranger scans the landscape before walking into the tavern, his armor making not a sound as he walks.
Kai looks outside screams, then pops his head back through the door. After a few moments he comes back with 'Crossfire' readied
The stranger simply looks at Kai. A gun. Really? The stranger's eyes seem to bore into him with their intensity, and his voice carries a lot of power, far more power than you think it should.
"YES!" HE screams again, "You just came down in a bolt of lightning!"
The stranger just chuckles. You don't know who you're dealing with. He turns to Ursula. But you should, or at least the one you serve. Yes, I know Yvonne.
Kai pulls the trigger, but forgot to load the gun, "Oh come o-"
The stranger smiles, and waves his hand.
*Make a Strength save*
Kai waves back
*No*
*JK lol*: 18
*Fail*
The pepperbox is yanked straight from his hands and hovers about 10 feet to the side, slowly pivoting until it's pointed at Kai. It clicks once before flying through the air to the opposite side of the tavern. The stranger shakes his head. I know exactly what you are, Changeling. I am no threat to you either.
"...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" He screams, before bursting into flames
The stranger just shakes his head. A wall of water falls on top of Kai, extinguishing the flames.
"why do these things always happen, and exclusively at this tavern?"
"Have you tried not going to the end of the known world miss?" Kai asks
"i would absolutely throw a magic rock in your face if i didn't know that people can't be harmed here."
"I don't think you could throw that far, ya look scrawny." He says, "No offense."
"how about we just take a little walk into the waning woods? away from this WONDER-(gagging)-FUL tavern?"
"Are you asking me out?" He says, before taking time to think about this, a horrified look on his place, "I regret asking."
"aww, you scared of a little spider? come on, its not like the woods are the closest place to here where i can hurt you!"
"I-" He pauses, "Only a bit, ok?"
Ursula, who is at least 2 feet shorter than kai, shook the rock menacingly, as she cast magic stone and it started glowing.
Kai picks up ursula by the back of the collar, "Less scared now."
Ursula kicks Kai with the full force of 8 legs. however, all this would do is push him back because no hurt zone.
"Awww, ya widdle spidy feet don't hurt me"
"OH IF WE WEREN'T EXACTLY WHERE WE WERE I WOULD REARRANGE YOUR FACE."
*im imagining Ursula as a little spider baby throwing a tantrum even tho shes 31*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
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"how about we just take a little walk into the waning woods? away from this WONDER-(gagging)-FUL tavern?"
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
"I would act insulted if you weren't technically correct."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"ah- it brings me great pain to find you aren't offended." Ursula said as she picked up a small rock from the ground.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*Aaannnndd the newcomer is immediately forgotten.*
"Are you asking me out?" He says, before taking time to think about this, a horrified look on his place, "I regret asking."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*This will happen. its ok, and 3 people are on rn*
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"It brings me great pain to exist."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"aww, you scared of a little spider? come on, its not like the woods are the closest place to here where i can hurt you!"
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
"Can i have my gun back? That took forever to make,"
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"I-" He pauses, "Only a bit, ok?"
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
Ursula, who is at least 2 feet shorter than kai, shook the rock menacingly, as she cast magic stone and it started glowing.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Kai picks up ursula by the back of the collar, "Less scared now."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
Elendon chuckles again, and the pepperbox simply reappears in Kai's hands.
"Thaaaanks god dude."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
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Elendon shakes his head. "You're welcome Kai." He says simply before turning and moving deeper into the tavern.
Ursula kicks Kai with the full force of 8 legs. however, all this would do is push him back because no hurt zone.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*everyone just left me. that or everyone is waiting for everyone to type.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
"Awww, ya widdle spidy feet don't hurt me"
"OH IF WE WEREN'T EXACTLY WHERE WE WERE I WOULD REARRANGE YOUR FACE."
*im imagining Ursula as a little spider baby throwing a tantrum even tho shes 31*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.