HA! Jerry has total ownership of anything combustible, so no rocket fuel for you!
And gold dragons are creatures of fire. Jerry is becoming the god of fire. Good luck.
Do beholders even have brains? Their anatomy is so alien that we might never know....
*kills a gold dragon*
*wishes all gold dragons and their scales out of existence*
"Now now, none of that." Stargazer snaps his fingers, Wishes Helmut out of existence and returns all gold dragons back into existence.
Great I have to kill it again!
*immediately re-exists, now in the form of a CR 563 Celestial*
"Oh, what was that? I thought this was a war. Are we not allowed to fight?"
("Also, missiles will not be a problem, as Jerry and all his followers are immune to fire.")
Stargazer just looks at Helmut. "Nice trick, but not something I haven't seen before. You're dealing with a creation Deity here, and I'm not going to tolerate erasing AN ENTIRE SPECIES FROM EXISTENCE. Unless it's the Grell. Still not sure where those things came from, and they're just so... brainy...." As he trails of, a look of confusion with a hint of disgust crosses Stargazer's face.
"Anyways, where was I? Oh right." Stargazer looks at Helmut again, and time seems to rewind for Helmut alone. First, he was gone, then he wasn't. Time continues to reverse, until Helmut's a child, then an infant, and then, suddenly, just gone.
HA! Jerry has total ownership of anything combustible, so no rocket fuel for you!
And gold dragons are creatures of fire. Jerry is becoming the god of fire. Good luck.
Do beholders even have brains? Their anatomy is so alien that we might never know....
*kills a gold dragon*
*wishes all gold dragons and their scales out of existence*
"Now now, none of that." Stargazer snaps his fingers, Wishes Helmut out of existence and returns all gold dragons back into existence.
Great I have to kill it again!
*immediately re-exists, now in the form of a CR 563 Celestial*
"Oh, what was that? I thought this was a war. Are we not allowed to fight?"
("Also, missiles will not be a problem, as Jerry and all his followers are immune to fire.")
Stargazer just looks at Helmut. "Nice trick, but not something I haven't seen before. You're dealing with a creation Deity here, and I'm not going to tolerate erasing AN ENTIRE SPECIES FROM EXISTENCE. Unless it's the Grell. Still not sure where those things came from, and they're just so... brainy...." As he trails of, a look of confusion with a hint of disgust crosses Stargazer's face.
"Anyways, where was I? Oh right." Stargazer looks at Helmut again, and time seems to rewind for Helmut alone. First, he was gone, then he wasn't. Time continues to reverse, until Helmut's a child, then an infant, and then, suddenly, just gone.
wut?
Stargazer looks over to Pheonix. "No need to worry about yourself. You didn't try and erase an entire species from existence, unlike Helmut. And since he did, he ceased to have ever existed."
I... what? When did I try to erase an entire race from existence?
Just a while ago, when you erased all the gold dragons.
Oh yeah, that....
Unbeknownst to you, though, my "erasing" of them from existence was merely moving them to a different reality only known and accessible to me and the Jerry.
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Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
I... what? When did I try to erase an entire race from existence?
leeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaave
How are we supposed to have a war if we can't post on the same forums?
"Let me put this into simpler terms." Suddenly, three glowing dots appear on you as Anahita looms over you, cannons trained on your chest. "Leave now. This is your final warning."
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
I... what? When did I try to erase an entire race from existence?
Just a while ago, when you erased all the gold dragons.
Oh yeah, that....
Unbeknownst to you, though, my "erasing" of them from existence was merely moving them to a different reality only known and accessible to me and the Jerry.
Stargazer's still sitting there. "You may be able to fool them mortal, but not me. The Dragons are my first creation. I know where they are, even across planes. THEY CEASED TO EXIST AT ALL!" You can see the burning rage in his eyes, and feel yourself being sucked into the endless black void. "YOU ATTEMPTED GENOCIDE!!!! Deny it all you want, but it's true." With that, Helmut is once again gone, this time, being drawn into a black portal that was slowly growing behind him.
I... what? When did I try to erase an entire race from existence?
Just a while ago, when you erased all the gold dragons.
Oh yeah, that....
Unbeknownst to you, though, my "erasing" of them from existence was merely moving them to a different reality only known and accessible to me and the Jerry.
Stargazer's still sitting there. "You may be able to fool them mortal, but not me. The Dragons are my first creation. I know where they are, even across planes. THEY CEASED TO EXIST AT ALL!" You can see the burning rage in his eyes, and feel yourself being sucked into the endless black void. "YOU ATTEMPTED GENOCIDE!!!! Deny it all you want, but it's true." With that, Helmut is once again gone, this time, being drawn into a black portal that was slowly growing behind him.
Now that's more like it.
"Ah, the paradise that is fire...."
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Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
I... what? When did I try to erase an entire race from existence?
Just a while ago, when you erased all the gold dragons.
Oh yeah, that....
Unbeknownst to you, though, my "erasing" of them from existence was merely moving them to a different reality only known and accessible to me and the Jerry.
Stargazer's still sitting there. "You may be able to fool them mortal, but not me. The Dragons are my first creation. I know where they are, even across planes. THEY CEASED TO EXIST AT ALL!" You can see the burning rage in his eyes, and feel yourself being sucked into the endless black void. "YOU ATTEMPTED GENOCIDE!!!! Deny it all you want, but it's true." With that, Helmut is once again gone, this time, being drawn into a black portal that was slowly growing behind him.
Now that's more like it.
"Ah, the paradise that is fire...."
But it's not fire. It's all cold, and black. There's nothing here. Nothing at all.
You hear Stargazer's voice in your mind. Welcome to the void, my original home. Here you will stay, as it is sealed to anyone who is not a deity, which Jerry is not yet.
wut?
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
Stargazer looks over to Pheonix. "No need to worry about yourself. You didn't try and erase an entire species from existence, unlike Helmut. And since he did, he ceased to have ever existed."
I thought this was spider guild, with mischief & food made by spiders for spiders with spiders.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
Eh, it's complicated. Especially when we're at war with the Jerry Hive.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
It is, but there's a war on as well.
Your guild versus the Jerry Hive mind.
I... what? When did I try to erase an entire race from existence?
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
Just a while ago, when you erased all the gold dragons.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
leeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaave
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
Oh yeah, that....
Unbeknownst to you, though, my "erasing" of them from existence was merely moving them to a different reality only known and accessible to me and the Jerry.
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
How are we supposed to have a war if we can't post on the same forums?
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
"Let me put this into simpler terms." Suddenly, three glowing dots appear on you as Anahita looms over you, cannons trained on your chest. "Leave now. This is your final warning."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Stargazer's still sitting there. "You may be able to fool them mortal, but not me. The Dragons are my first creation. I know where they are, even across planes. THEY CEASED TO EXIST AT ALL!" You can see the burning rage in his eyes, and feel yourself being sucked into the endless black void. "YOU ATTEMPTED GENOCIDE!!!! Deny it all you want, but it's true." With that, Helmut is once again gone, this time, being drawn into a black portal that was slowly growing behind him.
Now that's more like it.
"Ah, the paradise that is fire...."
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
But it's not fire. It's all cold, and black. There's nothing here. Nothing at all.
You hear Stargazer's voice in your mind. Welcome to the void, my original home. Here you will stay, as it is sealed to anyone who is not a deity, which Jerry is not yet.
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Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
Ok, I got the scales & heart of a gold dragon your majesty. *drops them by previous table.*
sorry Stargazer my queen needed stuff from a gold dragon, so I had to kill it. at least I didn't try to wipe them all out.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
OK I GOT THE REST OF THE TAARASQUE SKELETON IM OFF FOR GEARS.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
...This is chaos.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
GET STARGAZER TO HELP ZOMBLESKLEIN, SHES BEING INFECTED BY JERRY! also here's 50 gears, varying sizes.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.