Cractalus is outside the tavern, he's planted himself and looks like a normal cactus with a really awesome straw hat on top.
Theren walks outside with a spade. "Huh. Cactus water today I suppose."
"NEIN" The cactus screams, uprooting itself. It was actually a cactus greatknight in disguise. "Is that any way to treat a war hero, diplomat, and previous god??" Cractalus says angrily. "The Calamity Cacti have been notified of your rudeness, good sir." He says the last part in an impeccable British accent.
Cractalus is outside the tavern, he's planted himself and looks like a normal cactus with a really awesome straw hat on top.
Theren walks outside with a spade. "Huh. Cactus water today I suppose."
"NEIN" The cactus screams, uprooting itself. It was actually a cactus greatknight in disguise. "Is that any way to treat a war hero, diplomat, and previous god??" Cractalus says angrily. "The Calamity Cacti have been notified of your rudeness, good sir." He says the last part in an impeccable British accent.
"Woah. It talks. Sorry dude. You looked like a cactus that someone had left their cool straw hat on."
Cractalus is outside the tavern, he's planted himself and looks like a normal cactus with a really awesome straw hat on top.
Theren walks outside with a spade. "Huh. Cactus water today I suppose."
"NEIN" The cactus screams, uprooting itself. It was actually a cactus greatknight in disguise. "Is that any way to treat a war hero, diplomat, and previous god??" Cractalus says angrily. "The Calamity Cacti have been notified of your rudeness, good sir." He says the last part in an impeccable British accent.
"Woah. It talks. Sorry dude. You looked like a cactus that someone had left their cool straw hat on."
"It's fine. I am Cractalus, commander of the Calamity Cacti, scion of Edabus." Cractalus bows, sneezes, and turns into an adult black dragon and back again. "I take it you are Theren Dotsk and this is your file?" He holds out a manila folder full of documents and photos of everything about Theren; Galax, Ares, TACELI...
Cractalus is outside the tavern, he's planted himself and looks like a normal cactus with a really awesome straw hat on top.
Theren walks outside with a spade. "Huh. Cactus water today I suppose."
"NEIN" The cactus screams, uprooting itself. It was actually a cactus greatknight in disguise. "Is that any way to treat a war hero, diplomat, and previous god??" Cractalus says angrily. "The Calamity Cacti have been notified of your rudeness, good sir." He says the last part in an impeccable British accent.
"Woah. It talks. Sorry dude. You looked like a cactus that someone had left their cool straw hat on."
"It's fine. I am Cractalus, commander of the Calamity Cacti, scion of Edabus." Cractalus bows, sneezes, and turns into an adult black dragon and back again. "I take it you are Theren Dotsk and this is your file?" He holds out a manila folder full of documents and photos of everything about Theren; Galax, Ares, TACELI...
He flips through it and his eyes flicker at the mention of Taceli. "Yep." he throws the folder back to Cractalus.
Cractalus is outside the tavern, he's planted himself and looks like a normal cactus with a really awesome straw hat on top.
Theren walks outside with a spade. "Huh. Cactus water today I suppose."
"NEIN" The cactus screams, uprooting itself. It was actually a cactus greatknight in disguise. "Is that any way to treat a war hero, diplomat, and previous god??" Cractalus says angrily. "The Calamity Cacti have been notified of your rudeness, good sir." He says the last part in an impeccable British accent.
"Woah. It talks. Sorry dude. You looked like a cactus that someone had left their cool straw hat on."
"It's fine. I am Cractalus, commander of the Calamity Cacti, scion of Edabus." Cractalus bows, sneezes, and turns into an adult black dragon and back again. "I take it you are Theren Dotsk and this is your file?" He holds out a manila folder full of documents and photos of everything about Theren; Galax, Ares, TACELI...
He flips through it and his eyes flicker at the mention of Taceli. "Yep." he throws the folder back to Cractalus.
Cractalus smiles inwardly. The whole plan's coming together... "I was actually looking for Calamitas, you work in her tavern, correct?"
Cractalus is outside the tavern, he's planted himself and looks like a normal cactus with a really awesome straw hat on top.
Theren walks outside with a spade. "Huh. Cactus water today I suppose."
"NEIN" The cactus screams, uprooting itself. It was actually a cactus greatknight in disguise. "Is that any way to treat a war hero, diplomat, and previous god??" Cractalus says angrily. "The Calamity Cacti have been notified of your rudeness, good sir." He says the last part in an impeccable British accent.
"Woah. It talks. Sorry dude. You looked like a cactus that someone had left their cool straw hat on."
"It's fine. I am Cractalus, commander of the Calamity Cacti, scion of Edabus." Cractalus bows, sneezes, and turns into an adult black dragon and back again. "I take it you are Theren Dotsk and this is your file?" He holds out a manila folder full of documents and photos of everything about Theren; Galax, Ares, TACELI...
He flips through it and his eyes flicker at the mention of Taceli. "Yep." he throws the folder back to Cractalus.
Cractalus smiles inwardly. The whole plan's coming together... "I was actually looking for Calamitas, you work in her tavern, correct?"
Cractalus is outside the tavern, he's planted himself and looks like a normal cactus with a really awesome straw hat on top.
Theren walks outside with a spade. "Huh. Cactus water today I suppose."
"NEIN" The cactus screams, uprooting itself. It was actually a cactus greatknight in disguise. "Is that any way to treat a war hero, diplomat, and previous god??" Cractalus says angrily. "The Calamity Cacti have been notified of your rudeness, good sir." He says the last part in an impeccable British accent.
"Woah. It talks. Sorry dude. You looked like a cactus that someone had left their cool straw hat on."
"It's fine. I am Cractalus, commander of the Calamity Cacti, scion of Edabus." Cractalus bows, sneezes, and turns into an adult black dragon and back again. "I take it you are Theren Dotsk and this is your file?" He holds out a manila folder full of documents and photos of everything about Theren; Galax, Ares, TACELI...
He flips through it and his eyes flicker at the mention of Taceli. "Yep." he throws the folder back to Cractalus.
Cractalus smiles inwardly. The whole plan's coming together... "I was actually looking for Calamitas, you work in her tavern, correct?"
"Yea as a chef. Why?"
"I thought you might know where she was. Actually, maybe it's better... not to, since she, uh, kinda incinerated most of my legion. You heard about the Battle of the Jerry Hive?"
Cractalus is outside the tavern, he's planted himself and looks like a normal cactus with a really awesome straw hat on top.
Theren walks outside with a spade. "Huh. Cactus water today I suppose."
"NEIN" The cactus screams, uprooting itself. It was actually a cactus greatknight in disguise. "Is that any way to treat a war hero, diplomat, and previous god??" Cractalus says angrily. "The Calamity Cacti have been notified of your rudeness, good sir." He says the last part in an impeccable British accent.
"Woah. It talks. Sorry dude. You looked like a cactus that someone had left their cool straw hat on."
"It's fine. I am Cractalus, commander of the Calamity Cacti, scion of Edabus." Cractalus bows, sneezes, and turns into an adult black dragon and back again. "I take it you are Theren Dotsk and this is your file?" He holds out a manila folder full of documents and photos of everything about Theren; Galax, Ares, TACELI...
He flips through it and his eyes flicker at the mention of Taceli. "Yep." he throws the folder back to Cractalus.
Cractalus smiles inwardly. The whole plan's coming together... "I was actually looking for Calamitas, you work in her tavern, correct?"
"Yea as a chef. Why?"
"I thought you might know where she was. Actually, maybe it's better... not to, since she, uh, kinda incinerated most of my legion. You heard about the Battle of the Jerry Hive?"
"Havent seen her since yesterday. Also I have not heard of the battle of the Jerry Hive. I've been off the grid for a long time..."
*Ok ill change it*
He narrows his eyes and picks up his things, walking out the door to try and map the tunnels
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
She follows, staring as they walk.
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Roman starts to blend in with the shadows around him
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
She still follows with no problem, slightly disappearing into shadows herself, although her glowing yellow eyes constantly give her away.
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Theren is in the kitchen sharpening his cooking knives.
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Roman groans before a orb of pure light appears in his hand "Can you please leave me alone"
(Its stroth and zylna all over again)
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
Cractalus is outside the tavern, he's planted himself and looks like a normal cactus with a really awesome straw hat on top.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Theren walks outside with a spade. "Huh. Cactus water today I suppose."
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"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." - Oscar Wilde
*Omgosh, it is.*
"No."
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
"NEIN" The cactus screams, uprooting itself. It was actually a cactus greatknight in disguise. "Is that any way to treat a war hero, diplomat, and previous god??" Cractalus says angrily. "The Calamity Cacti have been notified of your rudeness, good sir." He says the last part in an impeccable British accent.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
"Woah. It talks. Sorry dude. You looked like a cactus that someone had left their cool straw hat on."
Join the Town of Agreal! ----> LINK
Check out my photography on Flickr. ----> LINK
"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." - Oscar Wilde
"It's fine. I am Cractalus, commander of the Calamity Cacti, scion of Edabus." Cractalus bows, sneezes, and turns into an adult black dragon and back again. "I take it you are Theren Dotsk and this is your file?" He holds out a manila folder full of documents and photos of everything about Theren; Galax, Ares, TACELI...
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
He flips through it and his eyes flicker at the mention of Taceli. "Yep." he throws the folder back to Cractalus.
Join the Town of Agreal! ----> LINK
Check out my photography on Flickr. ----> LINK
"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." - Oscar Wilde
Cractalus smiles inwardly. The whole plan's coming together... "I was actually looking for Calamitas, you work in her tavern, correct?"
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
"Yea as a chef. Why?"
Join the Town of Agreal! ----> LINK
Check out my photography on Flickr. ----> LINK
"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." - Oscar Wilde
"Ill pay you to leave me alone" he said
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBLdQ1a4-JI
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
*Hehehehe, she is talented at being an annoying goblin.*
"How much?"
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
"I thought you might know where she was. Actually, maybe it's better... not to, since she, uh, kinda incinerated most of my legion. You heard about the Battle of the Jerry Hive?"
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
"one platinum"
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"Havent seen her since yesterday. Also I have not heard of the battle of the Jerry Hive. I've been off the grid for a long time..."
Join the Town of Agreal! ----> LINK
Check out my photography on Flickr. ----> LINK
"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." - Oscar Wilde