A kenku child rushes into the inn holding a gift basket above his head. "Hello. Take bread please?" He looks around the inn, looking hopeful.
Maria shrugs. "This is a tavern. They sell food here. But... I guess a bite can't hurt."
He goes over to you and hands you something. It's a small brown cat. It looks up at you, lazily. "His name is Bread so don't name him anything else. And no eating Bread. At all. And he likes muffins and onions on a pickles and cheese sandwich. I think." He waits a moment, then scratches the cat behind the ear. "He's all alone. I found him in the river. And he's always gonna be safe, forever. . ." He looks up at you. "So you'll take him?"
Maria blinks. "I thought you were talking about the food. Ummmm... Does he have a home? Like, owners? I mean, if not, I can look after him..." She leans over. "Hey! Katrina! Cats allowed in your tavern?"
"I think I'm his owner. So I guess he might miss me. But I can take him to someone else if you really don't want him." He hugs the cat.
"Do you want him? Um... where are your parents?"
"I don't know where my parents are." He starts crying. "I. . .I guess I'll keep Bread. I think I need him."
"I'm afraid not, it's not in the usual shipment. I can have some ordered for next time, I'm sure."
"I can find some! With my gun! For steak that runs away! Lots of that here."
"No you can't. There's no elk here. And you won't be doing any other kind of hunting. My husband won't allow it." At this, Yohan, who is a middle aged man in not particularly spectacular shape, looks blearily up from stroking a mass of cats. "Errr... yes Kat? What am I doing again?"
"Why? Your husband seems cool. Wouldnt you guys love it if I worked for the inn? I could go out on my wolf for a few hundred miles out, shoot some deer, and come back? I just need a gold a deer. Did I not mention the wolf?"
Dalia whistles, and a huge dire wolf bounds into the tavern.
A kenku child rushes into the inn holding a gift basket above his head. "Hello. Take bread please?" He looks around the inn, looking hopeful.
Maria shrugs. "This is a tavern. They sell food here. But... I guess a bite can't hurt."
He goes over to you and hands you something. It's a small brown cat. It looks up at you, lazily. "His name is Bread so don't name him anything else. And no eating Bread. At all. And he likes muffins and onions on a pickles and cheese sandwich. I think." He waits a moment, then scratches the cat behind the ear. "He's all alone. I found him in the river. And he's always gonna be safe, forever. . ." He looks up at you. "So you'll take him?"
Maria blinks. "I thought you were talking about the food. Ummmm... Does he have a home? Like, owners? I mean, if not, I can look after him..." She leans over. "Hey! Katrina! Cats allowed in your tavern?"
"I think I'm his owner. So I guess he might miss me. But I can take him to someone else if you really don't want him." He hugs the cat.
"Do you want him? Um... where are your parents?"
"I don't know where my parents are." He starts crying. "I. . .I guess I'll keep Bread. I think I need him."
"Ummm..." Maria looks for Katrina again. "KATRINA! Some Help please!"
"Oh, it's alright. Thank you anyways. How about deer venison?"
"Sure thing. How'd you like it cooked?" Glance up at the head. "Or maybe you eat it raw?"
"Raw would be fine. Thank you." Marko gives a wolfy smile.
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"I'm afraid not, it's not in the usual shipment. I can have some ordered for next time, I'm sure."
"I can find some! With my gun! For steak that runs away! Lots of that here."
"No you can't. There's no elk here. And you won't be doing any other kind of hunting. My husband won't allow it." At this, Yohan, who is a middle aged man in not particularly spectacular shape, looks blearily up from stroking a mass of cats. "Errr... yes Kat? What am I doing again?"
"Why? Your husband seems cool. Wouldnt you guys love it if I worked for the inn? I could go out on my wolf for a few hundred miles out, shoot some deer, and come back? I just need a gold a deer. Did I not mention the wolf?"
Dalia whistles, and a huge dire wolf bounds into the tavern.
Marko looks like he had to stop him himself from both screaming and fainting.
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"Why? Your husband seems cool. Wouldnt you guys love it if I worked for the inn? I could go out on my wolf for a few hundred miles out, shoot some deer, and come back? I just need a gold a deer. Did I not mention the wolf?"
Dalia whistles, and a huge dire wolf bounds into the tavern.
"Maybe when you've lasted a week without killing anyone," says Katarina. "There's deer on the next island over."
"I'm afraid not, it's not in the usual shipment. I can have some ordered for next time, I'm sure."
"I can find some! With my gun! For steak that runs away! Lots of that here."
"No you can't. There's no elk here. And you won't be doing any other kind of hunting. My husband won't allow it." At this, Yohan, who is a middle aged man in not particularly spectacular shape, looks blearily up from stroking a mass of cats. "Errr... yes Kat? What am I doing again?"
"Why? Your husband seems cool. Wouldnt you guys love it if I worked for the inn? I could go out on my wolf for a few hundred miles out, shoot some deer, and come back? I just need a gold a deer. Did I not mention the wolf?"
Dalia whistles, and a huge dire wolf bounds into the tavern.
Marko looks like he had to stop him himself from both screaming and fainting.
"Are you alright, wolfy man? Sinac is harmless. Unless you hurt them."
"Why? Your husband seems cool. Wouldnt you guys love it if I worked for the inn? I could go out on my wolf for a few hundred miles out, shoot some deer, and come back? I just need a gold a deer. Did I not mention the wolf?"
Dalia whistles, and a huge dire wolf bounds into the tavern.
"Maybe when you've lasted a week without killing anyone," says Katarina. "There's deer on the next island over."
"I would never kill. Never. Too easy around here."
"Oh, it's alright. Thank you anyways. How about deer venison?"
"Sure thing. How'd you like it cooked?" Glance up at the head. "Or maybe you eat it raw?"
"Raw would be fine. Thank you." Marko gives a wolfy smile.
"Any particular cuts you prefer, sir?"
"Cuts? What do you mean?"
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"I don't know where my parents are." He starts crying. "I. . .I guess I'll keep Bread. I think I need him."
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"Why? Your husband seems cool. Wouldnt you guys love it if I worked for the inn? I could go out on my wolf for a few hundred miles out, shoot some deer, and come back? I just need a gold a deer. Did I not mention the wolf?"
Dalia whistles, and a huge dire wolf bounds into the tavern.
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"No!"
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"Ummm..." Maria looks for Katrina again. "KATRINA! Some Help please!"
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"Ok... I'm confused... Are you the kid's mom?"
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"No... I'm trying to help them. Unless you'd like to try?"
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"Raw would be fine. Thank you." Marko gives a wolfy smile.
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Marko looks like he had to stop him himself from both screaming and fainting.
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Yohan gives him a friendly grin. "Hey there, what's your name?"
He places half a dozen hot white rolls into the basket.
Chilling kinda vibe.
"Maybe when you've lasted a week without killing anyone," says Katarina. "There's deer on the next island over."
Chilling kinda vibe.
"Any particular cuts you prefer, sir?"
Chilling kinda vibe.
"Are you alright, wolfy man? Sinac is harmless. Unless you hurt them."
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"I would never kill. Never. Too easy around here."
She grins
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"In that case, you could probably get a boat over to one of the other islands for a day's hunting."
Chilling kinda vibe.
"Can I pay for the boat in a promise of deer?"
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"I'll give you a loan for renting a boat. It comes out of the cost of any deer you sell me, mind you."
Chilling kinda vibe.
"Katrina!" Maria waves again, looking at the cat and the kenku child. "Please!"
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"Deal. But how much does a deer sell for?"
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"The whole thing? Perhaps five gold with the hide and all the meat."
Chilling kinda vibe.
"Cuts? What do you mean?"
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