He thinks for a moment. "An apple juice, please. And a Delayed Blast Fireball for my friend." He looks at what seems to be just thin air, his eyes focusing on something that isn't there.
*It's a drink from the official D&D cookbook, if there's any confusion*
Katarina serves him his apple juice and then, after a minute to clock onto what he meant, she says, "I'm sorry. But you're not allowed to order alcohol under the age of 18. Your friend will have to order it themselves and be of legal age."
The tiefling turns back to the nonexistent entity. "Well? Go ahead." Shortly after, Katarina hears a voice in her head.
"Your mortal customs amuse me... As such, I will entertain such whims. I would like one glass of 'delayed blast fireball.'"
"Okay, Mr. Yohan," Wren shakes his hand. And then pauses, awkwardly. "Um, you too. I mean. . .thanks for the food? And not kicking Bread out? And. . .other stuff. . .thanks a lot. . .I mean----a lot to thank you for? I guess. I mean not not a lot to thank you for. . ." He trails off, clutching Bread tightly. "Um. Thanks. . ."
Yohan winks, "No problem, my guy, no problem at all."
"What do you mean, he doesn't look like much of anything? He's right there! Does he look under 18!?"
"I have no physical possessions of value to you mortals. Is it your intent to deny me my order?"
"If I can't see someone, then I can't check their age. So I can't in for conscience serve that person alcohol. Feel free order another drink."
"Very well. I should like a glass of what Valmir's having, then."
The child seems more annoyed than the entity.
Eladrin in the corner whose actual name I forgot somehow, accidently sends what appears to be a remote controlled firework hurtling inches in front of the kid's face, "AGH! SORRY!"
"What do you mean, he doesn't look like much of anything? He's right there! Does he look under 18!?"
"I have no physical possessions of value to you mortals. Is it your intent to deny me my order?"
"If I can't see someone, then I can't check their age. So I can't in for conscience serve that person alcohol. Feel free order another drink."
"Very well. I should like a glass of what Valmir's having, then."
The child seems more annoyed than the entity.
Eladrin in the corner whose actual name I forgot somehow, accidently sends what appears to be a remote controlled firework hurtling inches in front of the kid's face, "AGH! SORRY!"
The tiefling seems unconcerned. "Oh, this is nothing. Ever been partially scalded by a fireball before you were even old enough to walk?"
"Very well. I should like a glass of what Valmir's having, then."
The child seems more annoyed than the entity.
Katarina hands over the glasses with a smile. "So, what brings you here, with your mysterious friend?"
Oh, you know. This and that. Really, we're just looking for fun stuff to do, things to fight, stuff like that! Is there a forest nearby? I've been wanting to try my hand at hunting...
Wren puts Bread on the counter, who swats at a random glass, knocking it over.
Bread knocks over the glass of apple juice served to the tiefling child's invisible friend played by PugofUtterDestruction.
The tiefling seems to be about to start yelling, but then pauses for a moment and glances at the nonexistent entity. He plops back down in typical angry child manner, looking annoyed and folding his arms.
Oh, you know. This and that. Really, we're just looking for fun stuff to do, things to fight, stuff like that! Is there a forest nearby? I've been wanting to try my hand at hunting...
"There's deer on the next island over, you could probably hitch a ride with a fisherman one morning."
Oh, you know. This and that. Really, we're just looking for fun stuff to do, things to fight, stuff like that! Is there a forest nearby? I've been wanting to try my hand at hunting...
"There's deer on the next island over, you could probably hitch a ride with a fisherman one morning."
The tiefling turns back to the nonexistent entity. "Well? Go ahead." Shortly after, Katarina hears a voice in her head.
"Your mortal customs amuse me... As such, I will entertain such whims. I would like one glass of 'delayed blast fireball.'"
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"I'm sorry, so you have proof of ID? You don't look like anything much which means I gotta check that you aren't under 18."
Chilling kinda vibe.
"What do you mean, he doesn't look like much of anything? He's right there! Does he look under 18!?"
"I have no physical possessions of value to you mortals. Is it your intent to deny me my order?"
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"If I can't see someone, then I can't check their age. So I can't in for conscience serve that person alcohol. Feel free order another drink."
Chilling kinda vibe.
Wren nods, looking a little sheepish.
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Yohan turns away briefly to serve an NPC customer, a bearded dwarf who orders fish pie.
Chilling kinda vibe.
"Very well. I should like a glass of what Valmir's having, then."
The child seems more annoyed than the entity.
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Eladrin in the corner whose actual name I forgot somehow, accidently sends what appears to be a remote controlled firework hurtling inches in front of the kid's face, "AGH! SORRY!"
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Katarina hands over the glasses with a smile. "So, what brings you here, with your mysterious friend?"
Chilling kinda vibe.
Theren is reading a rugged looking journal while humming
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Yohan tries, not very inconspicuously, to read it over his shoulder.
Chilling kinda vibe.
Wren puts Bread on the counter, who swats at a random glass, knocking it over.
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It shows a few pictures. The one that stands out is a giant gateway. "Can I help you?"
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Bread knocks over the glass of apple juice served to the tiefling child's invisible friend played by PugofUtterDestruction.
Chilling kinda vibe.
Yohan blushes, embarrassed that his masterful stealth technique was foiled. "What?! Oh! Errrrr... noooo?"
Chilling kinda vibe.
The tiefling seems unconcerned. "Oh, this is nothing. Ever been partially scalded by a fireball before you were even old enough to walk?"
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Oh, you know. This and that. Really, we're just looking for fun stuff to do, things to fight, stuff like that! Is there a forest nearby? I've been wanting to try my hand at hunting...
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The tiefling seems to be about to start yelling, but then pauses for a moment and glances at the nonexistent entity. He plops back down in typical angry child manner, looking annoyed and folding his arms.
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"There's deer on the next island over, you could probably hitch a ride with a fisherman one morning."
Chilling kinda vibe.
"Good enough." He takes a sip of his apple juice.
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