63. (this never happened to me but it probably happens)
When a player includes you in their backstory without permission.
for example:
Rouge: I was robbed of everything by Wizard, and have sworn revenge ever since.
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"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
70. When the DM adds their custom made monster in a campaign
It depends on what kind of monster it is, especially it's CR, HP, immunities and resistances, and weather or not it's multiattack allows it to attack twice, or six times!
I also love d̶̡̼̥̻͙̣̼̿͂͐͘ę̴̢̨̛̼̙̤̻̞̠̗̳̝̦̹̹̦͍̉̏͛̽͠͠sţ̵̢̼̹̭̖͔͎̞̪͇͚̞̇̀̇̀̒͂̇̍͊̏ru̸̮̭̪̠͆̑̍́̈́̑̾̒̑̂̕ͅc̶̢̜͓̮̩͎͕̄́͑̃̈͋̈͌̑̽͠ͅͅţ̵̢̼̹̭̖͔͎̞̪͇͚̞̇̀̇̀̒͂̇̍͊̏io̵̪̭̞̗̝͙̝̬̥͕̒ͅn̸̨͖̳͓͍̜̬̗̪̜̪̗̺͆̏̆̊́̈́̿̎̅̈͠͝͝ in my campaigns! In other words, i'm an evil DM.
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"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
72: When players are being too lighthearted in a really serious campaign, or when someone is being really edgy, gritty, and otherwise dark in an otherwise happy, somewhat joke campaign
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74: When a player describes how they did everything perfectly before rolling, as if they rolled a nat 20, and then sticking with it even if they roll a nat 1
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61. When the party decides to avoid *every* combat encounter you put their way.
62. The seductive bard.
63. (this never happened to me but it probably happens)
When a player includes you in their backstory without permission.
for example:
Rouge: I was robbed of everything by Wizard, and have sworn revenge ever since.
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"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
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64. when people can't grammer right.
65. when players metagame, but you just want to roleplay
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66. when the DM targets only one player
67. (similar to 66) when the DM plays favorites
68. The DM going too easy on you
69. When the DM makes a battle multi-staged
70. When the DM adds their custom made monster in a campaign
It depends on what kind of monster it is, especially it's CR, HP, immunities and resistances, and weather or not it's multiattack allows it to attack twice, or six times!
Monsters: Brathkal
Weapons: Sword of Ni , Bow of Ni
Spells: Zone of Ni
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71. When your backstory conflicts with the plot.
"My character was saved by Mordenkainen"
"... this is Dragonlance"
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"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
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72: When players are being too lighthearted in a really serious campaign, or when someone is being really edgy, gritty, and otherwise dark in an otherwise happy, somewhat joke campaign
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73: Monsters that have no business being stealthy somehow managing to sneak up on the party and get the drop on them.
Like, seriously, how did none of us notice the ogre wearing chain mail despite the Wizard having a 19 in Passive Perception?
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74: When a player describes how they did everything perfectly before rolling, as if they rolled a nat 20, and then sticking with it even if they roll a nat 1
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She/They pronouns
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75. The players giving a cool campaign a bad nickname. Such as murder at Whitmore becomes plopping at $#1tmore
Just realised this isn’t the dm one but the player one. Can be used in both though I guess.
Skyrim!
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did this happen to you?
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The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
Ermmm, possibly
Skyrim!
Also I will cripple your bank accounts.
76. The dm deciding it’s a good team building Exersise to throw a terrasque at a level 1 party.
Skyrim!
Also I will cripple your bank accounts.
77. The dm giving all of the enemies in the encounter resurrection as a cantrip with no material components
78. Players killing the rest of the party while they sleep because “it’s what my character would do”
79. Ties in with 78 people playing chaotic neutral and thinking they can do whatever just because “it’s what my character would do”
Skyrim!
Also I will cripple your bank accounts.
80. That once person who makes a joke character for a serious campaign.
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81. When the dm tells you to make a Dex save with no context,
”What why? WHY? WHATS HAPPENING? TELL ME! ARGHHH.”
Skyrim!
Also I will cripple your bank accounts.
82. Players that are on their phones the whole session and the DM doesn’t have the guts to tell them to put their phones away.
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83. Players that play games or are on their phone and the dm does care but the player doesn’t
Skyrim!
Also I will cripple your bank accounts.
84. Players that metagame when there isn’t a reason for it.
85. Players that metagame at all
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86. Annoying players with annoying schemes.
Skyrim!
Also I will cripple your bank accounts.
87. Players obsessed with max extinction in the name of a massive nuclear explosion
Skyrim!
Also I will cripple your bank accounts.