47. The DM trying to pretend that an old woman who calls herself "Auntie" anything isn't a Hag and other obvious tropes the DM tries too much to pretend it's not the obvious trope (which it turns out that it is).
If you ripped off a trope, own it. It's more fun playing in a ripped-off trope than trying to convince us it's not.
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Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
49. DM: Alright INT 3 barbarians, you see a puzzle
200 IQ players: guess we're stuck forever, our characters cant solve it.
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My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
The other people: *Freak out and go crazy about the chips*
I had a 50 dollar Tomb of Annihilation book soaked in guacamole.
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Who needs a signature? No-ody ever reads them, -esides, normally it's just quotes from people. Well great, now i'm just going on and on, is this a signature now? No. It's not. I don't need a -ig old signature at the -ottom of my posts. CAUTION: I AM THE LOGIC DESTROYER, DO NOT COME NEAR ME WITH LOGIC, FOR IT WILL BE DESTROYED.
I also love d̶̡̼̥̻͙̣̼̿͂͐͘ę̴̢̨̛̼̙̤̻̞̠̗̳̝̦̹̹̦͍̉̏͛̽͠͠sţ̵̢̼̹̭̖͔͎̞̪͇͚̞̇̀̇̀̒͂̇̍͊̏ru̸̮̭̪̠͆̑̍́̈́̑̾̒̑̂̕ͅc̶̢̜͓̮̩͎͕̄́͑̃̈͋̈͌̑̽͠ͅͅţ̵̢̼̹̭̖͔͎̞̪͇͚̞̇̀̇̀̒͂̇̍͊̏io̵̪̭̞̗̝͙̝̬̥͕̒ͅn̸̨͖̳͓͍̜̬̗̪̜̪̗̺͆̏̆̊́̈́̿̎̅̈͠͝͝ in my campaigns! In other words, i'm an evil DM.
53. Monsters that reduce the Stats or Hit Point Maximums of things that they hit/things that fail one of their saves. Sure, it may turn to normal after a Short or Long Rest, but you likely aren't living to that point if your Intelligence Score is a 0.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild. Join today! May we cast our web across the realms!
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
55. When you write a whole arc about a town of creatures and that one player complains that they aren't acting like that creature should.
56. When the DM makes a town of friendly trolls, orcs, ogres, and goblins.
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My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
True, true.
42. Inanimate Objects. They might be cursed magic items, traps, animated and angry, smothering and rugly, an illusion, or simply a mimic.
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
43. Zombies when you don't have a cleric
Hey! Kinda all or nothing on the forums lately, please excuse me for being late to most parties.
Come visit the Homebound!
Keep marching to the beat my friends and forum goers 🎺
44. The DM's absurdly powerful monsters meant to keep players within the bounds if their story.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild. Join today! May we cast our web across the realms!
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
45. When the DM decides to pit you up against a vampire... at party level 5.
46. Other party member's stupid-as-heck plans.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild. Join today! May we cast our web across the realms!
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
47. The DM trying to pretend that an old woman who calls herself "Auntie" anything isn't a Hag and other obvious tropes the DM tries too much to pretend it's not the obvious trope (which it turns out that it is).
If you ripped off a trope, own it. It's more fun playing in a ripped-off trope than trying to convince us it's not.
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
48: The infamous power of the Moon Druid and its overall broken-ness. Exhibit A: The Grapple Bear.
Take a Moon Druid, give it Grappler, and you have an absurdly difficult to work around combination.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild. Join today! May we cast our web across the realms!
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
49. DM: Alright INT 3 barbarians, you see a puzzle
200 IQ players: guess we're stuck forever, our characters cant solve it.
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
50. The snacks
One Player: *Brings chips*
The other people: *Freak out and go crazy about the chips*
I had a 50 dollar Tomb of Annihilation book soaked in guacamole.
Who needs a signature? No-ody ever reads them, -esides, normally it's just quotes from people. Well great, now i'm just going on and on, is this a signature now? No. It's not. I don't need a -ig old signature at the -ottom of my posts.
CAUTION: I AM THE LOGIC DESTROYER, DO NOT COME NEAR ME WITH LOGIC, FOR IT WILL BE DESTROYED.
I have had an entire cup of water spilled on my players handbook. it`s still readable, but very, very crinkly.
Leader of the Dwarf Lovers Association. Join today here!
51. Having a player not caring if themselves or others die
this is very annoying...
Monsters: Brathkal
Weapons: Sword of Ni , Bow of Ni
Spells: Zone of Ni
I also love d̶̡̼̥̻͙̣̼̿͂͐͘ę̴̢̨̛̼̙̤̻̞̠̗̳̝̦̹̹̦͍̉̏͛̽͠͠sţ̵̢̼̹̭̖͔͎̞̪͇͚̞̇̀̇̀̒͂̇̍͊̏ru̸̮̭̪̠͆̑̍́̈́̑̾̒̑̂̕ͅc̶̢̜͓̮̩͎͕̄́͑̃̈͋̈͌̑̽͠ͅͅţ̵̢̼̹̭̖͔͎̞̪͇͚̞̇̀̇̀̒͂̇̍͊̏io̵̪̭̞̗̝͙̝̬̥͕̒ͅn̸̨͖̳͓͍̜̬̗̪̜̪̗̺͆̏̆̊́̈́̿̎̅̈͠͝͝ in my campaigns! In other words, i'm an evil DM.
52. Railroaders. Sometimes the DM can't help it, but it sure does annoy players.
Running a (homebrew) hexcrawl open-world campaign called In Thrall of the Lost, inspired by BotW and Skyrim.
53. Monsters that reduce the Stats or Hit Point Maximums of things that they hit/things that fail one of their saves. Sure, it may turn to normal after a Short or Long Rest, but you likely aren't living to that point if your Intelligence Score is a 0.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild. Join today! May we cast our web across the realms!
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
54. The DM opening their mouths. Ever. It's a sign of doom.
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
55. When you write a whole arc about a town of creatures and that one player complains that they aren't acting like that creature should.
56. When the DM makes a town of friendly trolls, orcs, ogres, and goblins.
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
57. Mazes.
58. Nat ones.
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Not just any board... THE Board.
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59: When you spend resources on backup plans that you didn't need
Still mad about that time I built 100 ice statues for no reason.
My homebrew content: Monsters, subclasses, Magic items, Feats, spells, races, backgrounds
60: accidentally killing your character by doing dumb stuff, cuz the DM got fed up with your "Shenanigans"
Resident Sultan of Shred,
The God of METALLL! Thrasher Dasher Spectacular (thx King Dragon Slayer) (Extended Sig)