145. A player has a super deep tragic emotional backstory for their character and tries to mold the entire adventure into a perfect arc for their character.
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
146. players that think they are so quirky and go around pretending like their #broken and randomly killing characters necacarry to the story or even the other players because they think its absolutely hillarious
147. Players who fail a save and act like it's the DM's fault the monster is powerful.
148. Players who get mad when someone tells them not to make some stupid joke character.
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Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman,BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
149: people who can’t handle the joke character I made that will last at most three sessions because I need time to flesh out my more serious character
150: players that get mad at the dm when they have the audacity to tell them barbarians usually don’t have expertise in eight skills (def not from experience)
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
153: Misinterpreting how a magic item works due to misreading a word in its description, and hinging an entire plan around that misunderstanding, only to realize that the item doesn't work that way mid-plan.
"Wait, everything in a 10-foot sphere? Oh... Oh no. I just banished everyone to the Astral Plane, didn't I?"
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
141
DMs forcing things in a game about freedom and adventure
(But actually anyone can do whatever)
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
142
players complaining about railroading in a linear campaign
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
143
Players leaving a campaign without warning because of personal relations with another player
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
144 DM that go by the book so much that they freak out when an elf doesn't hate dwarves or a drow stays above ground etc.
In God I Trust
145. A player has a super deep tragic emotional backstory for their character and tries to mold the entire adventure into a perfect arc for their character.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
146. players that think they are so quirky and go around pretending like their #broken and randomly killing characters necacarry to the story or even the other players because they think its absolutely hillarious
In God I Trust
147. Players who fail a save and act like it's the DM's fault the monster is powerful.
148. Players who get mad when someone tells them not to make some stupid joke character.
Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman, BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
She/her pronouns please. TITLES: Savior of the Woods by Drummer! Send me a PM! PRAISE JEFF! Join the Hamilton Cult! Hate on Gen Alpha Slang! <--- ( all links)
I lost any measure of sanity I ever had a long time ago!
149: people who can’t handle the joke character I made that will last at most three sessions because I need time to flesh out my more serious character
150: players that get mad at the dm when they have the audacity to tell them barbarians usually don’t have expertise in eight skills (def not from experience)
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
I was reading through and saw this...
BUT HERE ME OUT IT COULD WORK.
Back Once more. Stand Proud Brothers, Till the Sky May Fall and Until the Sun Darks out. Let us ring the Drums of Liberation!
O' Great One, I pledge my Blade to you.
151: Baba Lysaga.
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
152.) People getting goblins color wrong. (is this just me?)
"Big sword, bigger brain"
-BigBrainGoblin
153: Misinterpreting how a magic item works due to misreading a word in its description, and hinging an entire plan around that misunderstanding, only to realize that the item doesn't work that way mid-plan.
"Wait, everything in a 10-foot sphere? Oh... Oh no. I just banished everyone to the Astral Plane, didn't I?"
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
154. When the players use one tactic over and over.
Your not worthless, your heart can sell for millions on the dark web.
PM me the word 🍅tomato or 🍌banana
155 DMs with ✨favorites✨
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
156.) Powergamers
"Big sword, bigger brain"
-BigBrainGoblin
157: DMs with petty grudges. Especially if it's due to something out-of-game.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
157. Murderhobos
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
158.) All the NPC's the DM loves and spends 2 hours designing.
"Big sword, bigger brain"
-BigBrainGoblin