Vertina's original thread kind of died after reaching 200, but I always enjoyed that thread so I'm starting a new one
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DM: You see an ancient red dragon, what do you do
Level 1 fighter: I charge it and attack
DM:... its CR 26
Fighter: But it's what my character would do
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6. The other players at the table having "lives" and "scheduling conflicts that are 'more important' than D&D night"
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Enethia is running a library, Kalnor is with one of his friends(Likely Mithris), Mali is making an elixir, Asari is sad, Ink is dying in Kalnoia, Nox is dead, Zal is eating cheese fries, Tefeerinn is experiencing fuller life, Shardia is watching the safehouse, Mabij is prepping for a trial, Hrakor is running from prophesy, Viperitahk is locked in a strange battle, Void is watching, Redd is writing all of these. See the EXTENSION for the rest
8. Players who keep assuming that whatever they state just happens without any attack roles, saves, or skill checks.
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15. One of the players deciding to do completely unrelated and stupid things. Such as ripping out the party's Aarakocra's tail feathers. Yes, I have experienced this.
15. One of the players deciding to do completely unrelated and stupid things. Such as ripping out the party's Aarakocra's tail feathers. Yes, I have experienced this.
lol
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Vertina's original thread kind of died after reaching 200, but I always enjoyed that thread so I'm starting a new one
1.
DM: You see an ancient red dragon, what do you do
Level 1 fighter: I charge it and attack
DM:... its CR 26
Fighter: But it's what my character would do
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"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
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2. People spelling Rogue rouge.
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3. The DM summoning in backup for the enemy
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4. Level 5 bard using vicious mockery against a cr 16 white dragon.
5. The Barbarian.
DM: "What exactly was your plan after throwing a rock at the green dragon?"
Barbarian: "I dunno."
DM: *deep sigh*
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6. The other players at the table having "lives" and "scheduling conflicts that are 'more important' than D&D night"
Enethia is running a library, Kalnor is with one of his friends(Likely Mithris), Mali is making an elixir, Asari is sad, Ink is dying in Kalnoia, Nox is dead, Zal is eating cheese fries, Tefeerinn is experiencing fuller life, Shardia is watching the safehouse, Mabij is prepping for a trial, Hrakor is running from prophesy, Viperitahk is locked in a strange battle, Void is watching, Redd is writing all of these. See the EXTENSION for the rest
7. The Party's Stupid Plans.
Cleric: "I would like to cast Insect Plague 200 feet above the demon."
Druid: "....aaaand since I go next, I would like to use Animal Shapes and turn all the insects into elephants."
DM: *visible confusion*
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8. Players who keep assuming that whatever they state just happens without any attack roles, saves, or skill checks.
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
9. When players fight with each other for real, often because two of them have a crush on the same person. Really ruins the game.
10: Anything described with more than 10 words.
DM: "A lone bullfrog hops out of the mud, the rain glistening on its warty skin-"
Wizard: "I cast Witch Bolt!"
Barbarian: "I rage and charge in with my greataxe!"
Paladin: "I cast Spiritual Weapon and attack the frog with it!"
DM: "*sigh* Roll for damage...."
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11. Unsatisfying endings
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12. I have to say it, I know it's obvious... TPK
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13: The DM retaliating against the PC's shenanigans.
The DM has had it with your nonsense, so here's Cthullu in adamantite armor here to smite you. Roll initiative.
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14. A shrieker with a headband of intellect (I have experienced that)
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Wow! That’s one smart shrieker lol.
Yeah, and it's especially annoying when it rallys an army with a ring of persuasion too...
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15. One of the players deciding to do completely unrelated and stupid things. Such as ripping out the party's Aarakocra's tail feathers. Yes, I have experienced this.
lol
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16. The DM giving the enemy advanced technology
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