Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
Frozen Sick
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He nods, smiling “It is, and the mask doesn’t want it to work.”
Sparrow does the same, crunching into all of his own, enjoying every last bite.
“That might be because you slammed your head into a canvas. Is anythin’ happenin’ in yer life?”
"Oh yeah, that would make anyone stressed. I heard about a guy who sold his fancy clothes to buy grey market meat, and still needed to get all the other stuff from his family. There's a reason I haven't opened my own place yet."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Will this destroy it?" she asks.
"Christ, that was good." he chuckles.
"uhhh marriage. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cake." she tries to think.
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
"I already had providers beforehand for vegetables and fruits and stuff like that but meat was usually sourced by me but now that's changed so I have to look for one." He chuckles.
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
*Okie dokie yall, I am gonna head back home now. Ill be back :]*
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
He shakes his head, nodding as he learns what this ‘jewel meat’ is. “So it’s so magically concentrated that is causes the core of the salamander to glow? This must have been a true trial to obtain, let alone prepare. This is really amazing that you can get all of these exotic creatures and plants and materials.” He begins to eat.
"Oh, it's an umbral egg! It was originally a chicken egg, but using a mix of occult arts and alchemy, I transformed it into this thing! It's slightly sweet and chewy, and has a sort of tiramisu-like quality to it."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
“I’m not sure, I hope it will.” He continues playing, unsure of the result.
He puts the plate back over the counter “Sure was, ain’t like anythin’ back home.”
Her eyes widen “You’re gettin’ married an’ ya didn’t tell me?! [gp] Sparrow ain’t tell me either, I’ll have ta knot his head fer that.” She grabs their shoulders “When?”
She accepts the offered egg, and takes a small bite. "Hmm... it's very good! Something about the flavor feels... I don't know. It's a good flavor, though. Thank you!"
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Felix laughs. If his voice weren't so naturally soft, it might be considered a cackle. "Oh, you wouldn't believe how hard it can get sometimes! You've seen how I look. Most suppliers don't take me seriously because of my stature, so I have to get this stuff myself a lot of the time since I have a bad habit of avoiding black markets."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
“You know I would be happy to help you out, I don’t have much I do here other than the occasional odd job. No one has much need for an inhumanly giant dragon hybrid soldier. Helping you get all these things would be something worth my time.” He says, smiling softly.
"You're welcome! I'm glad you like it! So, how have you been doing? I see your claws aren't as in-the-way as before."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Felix claps. "Thank you!! This will help a lot! There are a lot of ingredients that I just haven't been able to get before! Crazy stuff that only the elitest of the elite are supposed to even have!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"I've been doing alright. Got my revenge, and now I'm trying to learn magic. How have you been?"
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
“Fair enough. I will work to do better by you in the future.”
“Well, I guess it doesn’t really matter… so I was born outside?”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"Eh, not so great. Lots of complicated things that I don't think I'm qualified to talk about. Other than that I've been fine."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*I'm alive.*
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
*When I was four dozen eggs, I ate four dozen dozen eggs
Every morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of five dozen dozen dozen eggs*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*HUZZAH*
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.