*snip for alaric* "that's the problem!" the woman snaps. "Explain yourself or-" "No need for 'or's, madam, I'll tell all." the inventor wrings his hands. "Bug's only a display model. I usually make my golems to order, but your request was just on such short notice that-" "don't you go shifting the blame onto me!" she gets closer "Alright alright, They don't have a sapphire heart! I was in hard times when I made them, so I cut the clay with sand to make it last a little longer and used a quartz button. But you already paid, madam, and I don't do refunds."
He picks bug up, setting him back on the table "he could be a flower pot potentially" He suggests, trying to prevent a fight
*bug is the size of a small human.* "I didn't pay for a flowerpot, I paid for a servant! A servant who doesn't terrify my daughter and crack under the weight of a teapot!" she gets closer to the tiger, making their height difference hilariously obvious
"Miss? I know you're upset, but please calm down" Elio says,
She scoffs. "I'll calm down when I receive a refund. I can't believe you thought you could sell that walking piece of junk to me with a clear conscience!" He towers over her
He looks between them, worried someone will get hurt
"I can't give you all of your money back, miss, but here's most of it" he holds out a small pouch and she takes it, stomping away and leaving the damaged golem behind
He lets out a relieved sigh, "So why did you sell her a faulty product? You could've just made a proper one instead of selling.... a display I think you said?"
"It takes me quite a while to make a golem to order, boy. She came like a whirling dervish, demanding a golem right then and there with such urgency you'd think her life depended on it" He steps to the table where bug sits. "I'd finally thought i'd be rid of this one"
"Why not improve this little guy then?"
"They're already baked, and their clay is of such low quality that it'd be a waste giving all the proper fixings." he leans on the golem, which doesn't crack them but seems to hurt them. "The eyes alone are hand-painted by yours truly, and they take hours! Why spend all that time on Bug when I can make a better model?"
"A love for your creations," he suggests
He gives a slight scowl. "They're statues, boy. Sure, I make them, but I don't own them or get too attached. If I did that, it would be much harder to give them away, now wouldn't it?" he sighs and takes his weight off of bug. "If you're feeling sorry for this one in particular, why not take them off my hands? Five gold"
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I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
On a particularly rainy day, a couple of dozen seemingly random people (including any characters of your choice) receive gilded letters sealed with dark blue wax, the symbol being a perfectly balanced scale. Opening it, you find it says:
“Dear resident of the Material Realm, you have been given the chance to attend an event of the lifetime, the Yuletide masquerade ball, Hosted by the Rippling Court!” It goes on to talk of the dress code (masks, anything blue or white) the various events (a classical band, an opera performance, among other things). In addition, you can bring 1 person along with you. At the end of the letter, it says:
“Meet at the 17th hour at the local river. Transportation will arrive shortly, bring this letter as proof of invitation.
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, February 15th, 2025 💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Any pronouns, if you mix them up a lot; otherwise, She/They
Hallo, I am a pan, demigirl, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. I am Canadian, and yeah. I have been on DDB for a while, and the forums for one or two years. Call me Tara, or Anto. Or tarasque2897!
On a particularly rainy day, a couple of dozen seemingly random people (including any characters of your choice) receive gilded letters sealed with dark blue wax, the symbol being a perfectly balanced scale. Opening it, you find it says:
“Dear resident of the Material Realm, you have been given the chance to attend an event of the lifetime, the Yuletide masquerade ball, Hosted by the Rippling Court!” It goes on to talk of the dress code (masks, anything blue or white) the various events (a classical band, an opera performance, among other things). In addition, you can bring 1 person along with you. At the end of the letter, it says:
“Meet at the 17th hour at the local river. Transportation will arrive shortly, bring this letter as proof of invitation.
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, February 15th, 2025 💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Any pronouns, if you mix them up a lot; otherwise, She/They
Hallo, I am a pan, demigirl, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. I am Canadian, and yeah. I have been on DDB for a while, and the forums for one or two years. Call me Tara, or Anto. Or tarasque2897!
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, February 15th, 2025 💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Any pronouns, if you mix them up a lot; otherwise, She/They
Hallo, I am a pan, demigirl, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. I am Canadian, and yeah. I have been on DDB for a while, and the forums for one or two years. Call me Tara, or Anto. Or tarasque2897!
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, February 15th, 2025 💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Any pronouns, if you mix them up a lot; otherwise, She/They
Hallo, I am a pan, demigirl, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. I am Canadian, and yeah. I have been on DDB for a while, and the forums for one or two years. Call me Tara, or Anto. Or tarasque2897!
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, February 15th, 2025 💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Any pronouns, if you mix them up a lot; otherwise, She/They
Hallo, I am a pan, demigirl, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. I am Canadian, and yeah. I have been on DDB for a while, and the forums for one or two years. Call me Tara, or Anto. Or tarasque2897!
*I have applied my new pins and I am ready for the day. Weeeee.*
(what pins you have?)
*Optimus Prime pin, Mortal Kombat pin, Fallout New Vegas pin, X-Files pin, Umbrella Corporation pin, my pride pin, a fox pin, a science flask pin, and my Oregon Trail pin.*
He gives a slight scowl. "They're statues, boy. Sure, I make them, but I don't own them or get too attached. If I did that, it would be much harder to give them away, now wouldn't it?" he sighs and takes his weight off of bug. "If you're feeling sorry for this one in particular, why not take them off my hands? Five gold"
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
*I hath returned!*
On a particularly rainy day, a couple of dozen seemingly random people (including any characters of your choice) receive gilded letters sealed with dark blue wax, the symbol being a perfectly balanced scale. Opening it, you find it says:
“Dear resident of the Material Realm, you have been given the chance to attend an event of the lifetime, the Yuletide masquerade ball, Hosted by the Rippling Court!” It goes on to talk of the dress code (masks, anything blue or white) the various events (a classical band, an opera performance, among other things). In addition, you can bring 1 person along with you. At the end of the letter, it says:
“Meet at the 17th hour at the local river. Transportation will arrive shortly, bring this letter as proof of invitation.
-The Rippling Court.”
*I am awake now*
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
*greetings, child of the dark*
. ݁𝜗~☆Extended Signature☆~𝜚.
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, February 15th, 2025 💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Any pronouns, if you mix them up a lot; otherwise, She/They
Hallo, I am a pan, demigirl, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. I am Canadian, and yeah. I have been on DDB for a while, and the forums for one or two years. Call me Tara, or Anto. Or tarasque2897!
*Archfey! Hello!*
. ݁𝜗~☆Extended Signature☆~𝜚.
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, February 15th, 2025 💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Any pronouns, if you mix them up a lot; otherwise, She/They
Hallo, I am a pan, demigirl, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. I am Canadian, and yeah. I have been on DDB for a while, and the forums for one or two years. Call me Tara, or Anto. Or tarasque2897!
(morning)
Hämärä häkellyttävä, menneisyyden menettävä
Tulevaisuus tuntematta, korkealle kurkottava
Kahleet kultaiset kukistin, raudat ruostuneet ripustin
Yksinäisen yön ylitin, sieltä itsenikin löysin
*ello*
This is just Jobah619 again btw
Protect trans kids
Though you rested, you were not content to remain. And so you just had to seek me out.
(mornin jobah)
Hämärä häkellyttävä, menneisyyden menettävä
Tulevaisuus tuntematta, korkealle kurkottava
Kahleet kultaiset kukistin, raudat ruostuneet ripustin
Yksinäisen yön ylitin, sieltä itsenikin löysin
*salutations*
This is just Jobah619 again btw
Protect trans kids
Though you rested, you were not content to remain. And so you just had to seek me out.
(how are you)
Hämärä häkellyttävä, menneisyyden menettävä
Tulevaisuus tuntematta, korkealle kurkottava
Kahleet kultaiset kukistin, raudat ruostuneet ripustin
Yksinäisen yön ylitin, sieltä itsenikin löysin
*not bad but the power went out in my place for like an hour*
This is just Jobah619 again btw
Protect trans kids
Though you rested, you were not content to remain. And so you just had to seek me out.
*ah that sounds annoying*
. ݁𝜗~☆Extended Signature☆~𝜚.
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, February 15th, 2025 💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Any pronouns, if you mix them up a lot; otherwise, She/They
Hallo, I am a pan, demigirl, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. I am Canadian, and yeah. I have been on DDB for a while, and the forums for one or two years. Call me Tara, or Anto. Or tarasque2897!
(well that sucks)
Hämärä häkellyttävä, menneisyyden menettävä
Tulevaisuus tuntematta, korkealle kurkottava
Kahleet kultaiset kukistin, raudat ruostuneet ripustin
Yksinäisen yön ylitin, sieltä itsenikin löysin
*yeah but it came back and none of my food spoiled or anything so no harm, no foul*
This is just Jobah619 again btw
Protect trans kids
Though you rested, you were not content to remain. And so you just had to seek me out.
*well that's good*
. ݁𝜗~☆Extended Signature☆~𝜚.
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, February 15th, 2025 💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Any pronouns, if you mix them up a lot; otherwise, She/They
Hallo, I am a pan, demigirl, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. I am Canadian, and yeah. I have been on DDB for a while, and the forums for one or two years. Call me Tara, or Anto. Or tarasque2897!
*I have applied my new pins and I am ready for the day. Weeeee.*
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
(what pins you have?)
Hämärä häkellyttävä, menneisyyden menettävä
Tulevaisuus tuntematta, korkealle kurkottava
Kahleet kultaiset kukistin, raudat ruostuneet ripustin
Yksinäisen yön ylitin, sieltä itsenikin löysin
*That's neat*
. ݁𝜗~☆Extended Signature☆~𝜚.
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, February 15th, 2025 💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Any pronouns, if you mix them up a lot; otherwise, She/They
Hallo, I am a pan, demigirl, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. I am Canadian, and yeah. I have been on DDB for a while, and the forums for one or two years. Call me Tara, or Anto. Or tarasque2897!
*Optimus Prime pin, Mortal Kombat pin, Fallout New Vegas pin, X-Files pin, Umbrella Corporation pin, my pride pin, a fox pin, a science flask pin, and my Oregon Trail pin.*
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
*oooh new pins! What are they?*
This is just Jobah619 again btw
Protect trans kids
Though you rested, you were not content to remain. And so you just had to seek me out.