Lord's Rest Inn

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Samaritan is outside, preparing what appears to be a huge feast. He has already set out brussel sprouts with bacon, a whole roast boar, three roast chickens, steamed broccoli, roast broccoli, mashed potatoes, a rack of lamb ribs, ground owlbear lasagna, stuffed cheese tortellini, stuffed shells, baked oysters, raw mollusk, baked possum heads, fired spiders, chocolate and cherry pie, Button Mushroom bites, and chocolate lava cakes. 

It looks like anyone is welcome to join in the Christmas meal.

Riotan pulls up energetically. “Can I help?”

 Samaritan looks down at him "You can help by eating.'

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*Cut for Tarra.*

 He turns to them, smiling “Hello friend. May I help?”

 He continues nibbling at the gingerbread “Hello Wind.”

 He sighs, deflating immediately “Absolutely terrible, but what else is new?” He chuckles.

 "Of course you can" Basil hands over about five gift wrapped boxes

Wind stretches "Don't... eat fifty... I... made a mistake..."

Lify pats him on the shoulder, than gets back to prepping the chicken, her tail swaying a bit as she does

 He begins handing out some of those boxes to people, happy to do so, a smile on his face.

 “I don’t plan to eat that many.” He says, still nibbling on the first.

 James sighs and walks over to them “What the heck is that?” He asks curiously, looking at the chicken, and a bit at the tail but talking about the chicken.

 Soon, Basil hands him more boxes, happy to see someone else helping him give out gifts

Wind pushes themself up with their arms "Okay. wanna... do... something?..."

Lify looks over to talk to him, somehow still seasoning it with no error "An abysal chicken. nice christmas dinner"

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 “I disagree, but I’m not going to argue with you about it.” He pulls back “Want to get something to eat?”

“Oh, uh, sure? Why not?”

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Samaritan is outside, preparing what appears to be a huge feast. He has already set out brussel sprouts with bacon, a whole roast boar, three roast chickens, steamed broccoli, roast broccoli, mashed potatoes, a rack of lamb ribs, ground owlbear lasagna, stuffed cheese tortellini, stuffed shells, baked oysters, raw mollusk, baked possum heads, fired spiders, chocolate and cherry pie, Button Mushroom bites, and chocolate lava cakes. 

It looks like anyone is welcome to join in the Christmas meal.

Riotan pulls up energetically. “Can I help?”

 Samaritan looks down at him "You can help by eating.'

“You sure? I wanna be useful!”

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*Cut for Tarra.*

 He turns to them, smiling “Hello friend. May I help?”

 He continues nibbling at the gingerbread “Hello Wind.”

 He sighs, deflating immediately “Absolutely terrible, but what else is new?” He chuckles.

 "Of course you can" Basil hands over about five gift wrapped boxes

Wind stretches "Don't... eat fifty... I... made a mistake..."

Lify pats him on the shoulder, than gets back to prepping the chicken, her tail swaying a bit as she does

 He begins handing out some of those boxes to people, happy to do so, a smile on his face.

 “I don’t plan to eat that many.” He says, still nibbling on the first.

 James sighs and walks over to them “What the heck is that?” He asks curiously, looking at the chicken, and a bit at the tail but talking about the chicken.

 Soon, Basil hands him more boxes, happy to see someone else helping him give out gifts

Wind pushes themself up with their arms "Okay. wanna... do... something?..."

Lify looks over to talk to him, somehow still seasoning it with no error "An abysal chicken. nice christmas dinner"

 He continues to hand them out, giving little Christmas cheer to everyone he talks to, smiling all the way.

 He looks to them, helping them up as much as he can “You should rest, you look really tired.”

 He looks with slight awe “I keep forgetting you’re an amazing look, who’s the Christmas dinner for?” He ask just as curious.

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 "A good observation. You're sharper than a lot of mages. Would you happen to be a necromancer or diviner? That seems like a very time-oriented observation, and most other specialists don't consider time a notable resource. If they did, they wouldn't be wizards."

Felix squeaks like a dog toy. "You're welcome! I'm glad you like it!"

"Sure, they could destroy their own society, but not in the way that we want. Entropy and chaos are similar on the surface, but Entropy is pure destruction and is natural, while Chaos is a contrivance that crudely sustains itself by force. We want Chaos, not Entropy. A world of silence would be boring."

“I’m a necromancer. A pretty good one if I do say so myself…” He smirks.

Mauric giggles at his comical squeaking. “Where’d you even get this?”

“Well sure, if there’s nothing there’s no fun. People should sustain their world through a Darwinist, hedonistic exchange of mutual pain and pleasure. The strong retrieve and the weak surrender, and those who can claim those titles are constantly in flux. A state of disorderly existence that can be pretty sweet for a magically influential guy who likes food, sex, and power more than any of the entreatments of rational culture.”

 "I guessed correctly. What's your go-to spell? Create Undead, Danse Macabre?" It dips a claw in Ink and begins to write on a piece of parchment. "What about Colossus Grotesque? That's a fun one."

"I uh... got it myself. I had to go to this old cave system filled with monsters. It was so deep down that the gravity nearly squished me. It might have been close to Hell, 'cause it was really hot too."

"Heh. Evil is not our goal. It may be yours, but we don't have the liberty of not caring about anyone. We had a family once. Children. But the mortals took thosr away from us. So we're going to cure their mortality. Their morality. Their cruelty. But first, they must learn the depths of their foolishness."