Lord's Rest Inn

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 "I guessed correctly. What's your go-to spell? Create Undead, Danse Macabre?" It dips a claw in Ink and begins to write on a piece of parchment. "What about Colossus Grotesque? That's a fun one."

"I uh... got it myself. I had to go to this old cave system filled with monsters. It was so deep down that the gravity nearly squished me. It might have been close to Hell, 'cause it was really hot too."

"Heh. Evil is not our goal. It may be yours, but we don't have the liberty of not caring about anyone. We had a family once. Children. But the mortals took thosr away from us. So we're going to cure their mortality. Their morality. Their cruelty. But first, they must learn the depths of their foolishness."

“Probably Create Undead.” He answers after thinking for a second.

“You did that for me???” Mauric hugs him even tighter. “You didn’t have to do that!!! You’re crazy, man!”

“Well while you’re ‘curing them’ or whatever, you can let me reign in sin and debauchery. I wanna show that little [gp] Graz’zt that he’s not the only one who can get things done.”

 "I know some ways to alter that spell. Ever heard of a Spell Catalyst? Small, sacrificial objects to supplement a spell's material components. Most think creating Shadows, Ghosts, Wraiths, and even Skull Lords are difficult. But all you need is the right reagents."

"I know. But I wanted to get you something really cool! You're one of my best friends, so you deserve the best!"

"Feel free. Kill, eat, ****, pillage. Not my problem. I despise Mortalkind, and I assure you whatever you've done, I've seen it and have possible done it myself before. But nowadays I'm a lot lazier." It lays its head on his lap.

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 "I guessed correctly. What's your go-to spell? Create Undead, Danse Macabre?" It dips a claw in Ink and begins to write on a piece of parchment. "What about Colossus Grotesque? That's a fun one."

"I uh... got it myself. I had to go to this old cave system filled with monsters. It was so deep down that the gravity nearly squished me. It might have been close to Hell, 'cause it was really hot too."

"Heh. Evil is not our goal. It may be yours, but we don't have the liberty of not caring about anyone. We had a family once. Children. But the mortals took thosr away from us. So we're going to cure their mortality. Their morality. Their cruelty. But first, they must learn the depths of their foolishness."

“Probably Create Undead.” He answers after thinking for a second.

“You did that for me???” Mauric hugs him even tighter. “You didn’t have to do that!!! You’re crazy, man!”

“Well while you’re ‘curing them’ or whatever, you can let me reign in sin and debauchery. I wanna show that little [gp] Graz’zt that he’s not the only one who can get things done.”

 "I know some ways to alter that spell. Ever heard of a Spell Catalyst? Small, sacrificial objects to supplement a spell's material components. Most think creating Shadows, Ghosts, Wraiths, and even Skull Lords are difficult. But all you need is the right reagents."

"I know. But I wanted to get you something really cool! You're one of my best friends, so you deserve the best!"

"Feel free. Kill, eat, ****, pillage. Not my problem. I despise Mortalkind, and I assure you whatever you've done, I've seen it and have possible done it myself before. But nowadays I'm a lot lazier." It lays its head on his lap.

“Ah. I do create plenty of shadows… their intangible nature makes them easy to use in bulk.”

“Thank you so much. I got you something nice, but nowhere near as amazing as this.”

*did you mean the f word or the r word?*

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*I just got the Crooked Moon alpha! Yay!*

 *RUN RUN DON’T SHRINK AND COWER JOIN US AT THE WITCHING HOUR*

 *There's a mask with the wonderful property of allowing you to set yourself on fire!*

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*I just got the Crooked Moon alpha! Yay!*

 *RUN RUN DON’T SHRINK AND COWER JOIN US AT THE WITCHING HOUR*

 *There's a mask with the wonderful property of allowing you to set yourself on fire!*

*oh, i can do that without a mask. You Gen Alpha liberals, always needing help*

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 "I know some ways to alter that spell. Ever heard of a Spell Catalyst? Small, sacrificial objects to supplement a spell's material components. Most think creating Shadows, Ghosts, Wraiths, and even Skull Lords are difficult. But all you need is the right reagents."

"I know. But I wanted to get you something really cool! You're one of my best friends, so you deserve the best!"

"Feel free. Kill, eat, ****, pillage. Not my problem. I despise Mortalkind, and I assure you whatever you've done, I've seen it and have possible done it myself before. But nowadays I'm a lot lazier." It lays its head on his lap.

“Ah. I do create plenty of shadows… their intangible nature makes them easy to use in bulk.”

“Thank you so much. I got you something nice, but nowhere near as amazing as this.”

*did you mean the f word or the r word?*

 "Interesting. They are some of the most dangerous that I've found, especially given their propensity to reproduce. Although I will say they aren't good for utility. I personally prefer creating demons to using undead, but necromancy is an under-utilized craft, and can easily be a beautiful one."

"Honestly? I'm happy you chose to get me anything at all. Even a pair of nice socks would be better than what I got most Christmases."

*Would Riotan care? But it was the R word. I'll actually not use that word in the future, though. It's a nasty one, and I wasn't thinking about how I could potentially trigger anyone here.*

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 "I know some ways to alter that spell. Ever heard of a Spell Catalyst? Small, sacrificial objects to supplement a spell's material components. Most think creating Shadows, Ghosts, Wraiths, and even Skull Lords are difficult. But all you need is the right reagents."

"I know. But I wanted to get you something really cool! You're one of my best friends, so you deserve the best!"

"Feel free. Kill, eat, ****, pillage. Not my problem. I despise Mortalkind, and I assure you whatever you've done, I've seen it and have possible done it myself before. But nowadays I'm a lot lazier." It lays its head on his lap.

“Ah. I do create plenty of shadows… their intangible nature makes them easy to use in bulk.”

“Thank you so much. I got you something nice, but nowhere near as amazing as this.”

*did you mean the f word or the r word?*

 "Interesting. They are some of the most dangerous that I've found, especially given their propensity to reproduce. Although I will say they aren't good for utility. I personally prefer creating demons to using undead, but necromancy is an under-utilized craft, and can easily be a beautiful one."

"Honestly? I'm happy you chose to get me anything at all. Even a pair of nice socks would be better than what I got most Christmases."

*Would Riotan care? But it was the R word. I'll actually not use that word in the future, though. It's a nasty one, and I wasn't thinking about how I could potentially trigger anyone here.*

“Oh, most certainly. Necromancy harnesses the most fundamental energies of all the multiverse!”

Mauric takes out a gift bag and hands it to him. “A nice pair of socks is always great, but I tend to wear open toed shoes ‘cause of the claws.”

*…yeah, he would care. He never sexually assaults anyone, and violently murdered Anna’s would-be abuser. Even Evil Has Standards. He’s a hedonist, but that doesn’t make him entirely boundless.*