"Trust me, you're underprepared... Even little old Rei here will agree with me about that" Rei shakes her head 'yes'
He sighs, putting his blade down in front of him, crossing his arms, "Fine, I'll kill you later then." He says with an insane smile.
"Hmm... what might Rei be doing here? Awwww... did she run away in fear!? Afraid!? Hmm... I though you said that the fight would never end!?!..." It chuckles
"I suggest you stop talking. Otherwise I will have to put this blade to the test, underprepared or otherwise." He says, his eyes burning with that same madness.
"Hmm... You think people are afraid of you... you really think that John? A useless fighter with an even more useless life ahead of them!" Rei stares daggers at the creature "I am going to [GP]ing kill you!"
He cackles at that more than anything else "OH PLEASE PROVE HOW USELESS I AM!" He picks up his blade from the ground, pointing it at them "I don't think anyone is afraid, but they will be." Init:20
False Gods Init: 20, Rei's: 20
*Okay, so I think whoever has the highest dex should go first.*
Sweets is working on what look like platform boots with metal plates under their (currently removed) rubber soles. Judging by the springs, gears, coils, and other clockwork bits and bobs lying on the table, these aren't normal shoes.
*Meet Rag's nephew*
What appears to be an orc in his young 20s, the one who came along with the rest of the 8th Fleet of Monster Hunters, with a giant backpack on his back, runs past them, before stopping, turning around, and smiling at them broadly "Ello."
He looks up, then holds up a finger. He reaches into his hat, which is set upside-down on the table, and pulls out a cold soda and two glasses, each with with a large metal cube inside them. He places one before himself and one before the orc before pouring them drinks, which seem to freeze a bit around the cubes. Then he clears his throat. "Hello. Are you a monster hunter?"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Sweets is working on what look like platform boots with metal plates under their (currently removed) rubber soles. Judging by the springs, gears, coils, and other clockwork bits and bobs lying on the table, these aren't normal shoes.
*Meet Rag's nephew*
What appears to be an orc in his young 20s, the one who came along with the rest of the 8th Fleet of Monster Hunters, with a giant backpack on his back, runs past them, before stopping, turning around, and smiling at them broadly "Ello."
He looks up, then holds up a finger. He reaches into his hat, which is set upside-down on the table, and pulls out a cold soda and two glasses, each with with a large metal cube inside them. He places one before himself and one before the orc before pouring them drinks, which seem to freeze a bit around the cubes. Then he clears his throat. "Hello. Are you a monster hunter?"
He nods, still moving, simply running in place, his legs moving surprisingly fast for someone with a backpack bigger than himself on his back "Sir, yes sir. I'm a member of the 8th Fleet I am. Here's me badge." He holds out a badge to prove that is in fact a monster hunter. He takes a deep breath, walking over to them, more calm than energetic "Nice to meet you, I'm Thorfinn."
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
"I would suggest you stop right now, but eh, better to have you both out of the gene pool" It strikes with its maw, dealing 18 piercing damage
*No to hit or nothing?*
He takes the hit without any difficulty, blood trickling from his mouth as he begins to swing his blade twice at them, flames and holy power coming off of it. To hit:1014 Damage:1919 Smite damage:1214
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
She chuckles a bit as well, kissing him back. "I know- I wouldn't want that either." She responds, before looking back at her in-progress art. "Though, if you do ever have any more, I want to try some as well." She adds, smiling.
Helianth turns to Tony as they begin to leave. "Is Tiffany here? I wouldn't want to leave her behind here."
"I'm not quite sure it's safe yet, love. Once my experiments are completed and it is entirely safe, I would be happy to provide you with as much as you can get." He says, looking out to the beautiful ocean, "Honey, do you have to be so perfect?"
He nods, "I'll go get her, you take Tim." He passes them Tim before running off to grab Tiffany before the building explodes. (Oh the temptation to blow it up with them inside.)
"And I'd be happy to help with the experiments when we go back." She responds, looking out at the ocean as well. "I don't have to be, but that doesn't stop me from trying my best to be." She answers.
It takes Tim in its roots and leaves the facility, melting a hole through the wall with its star-fueled flames and continuing to walk away. Once outside, it pauses, waiting for Tony and Tiffany to return.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
He looks up, then holds up a finger. He reaches into his hat, which is set upside-down on the table, and pulls out a cold soda and two glasses, each with with a large metal cube inside them. He places one before himself and one before the orc before pouring them drinks, which seem to freeze a bit around the cubes. Then he clears his throat. "Hello. Are you a monster hunter?"
He nods, still moving, simply running in place, his legs moving surprisingly fast for someone with a backpack bigger than himself on his back "Sir, yes sir. I'm a member of the 8th Fleet I am. Here's me badge." He holds out a badge to prove that is in fact a monster hunter. He takes a deep breath, walking over to them, more calm than energetic "Nice to meet you, I'm Thorfinn."
"I'm Sweets!" He puts a tuft of cotton candy on top of each drink, the metal cube keeping it from melting entirely. "I always wanted to be a monster hunter, but I've never had the physicality. I'm small, so that means slow, weak, and short range."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"I would suggest you stop right now, but eh, better to have you both out of the gene pool" It strikes with its maw, dealing 18 piercing damage
*No to hit or nothing?*
He takes the hit without any difficulty, blood trickling from his mouth as he begins to swing his blade twice at them, flames and holy power coming off of it. To hit:1014 Damage:1919 Smite damage:1214
Both hit The False God's chitin, yet they do not slice through it
"And I'd be happy to help with the experiments when we go back." She responds, looking out at the ocean as well. "I don't have to be, but that doesn't stop me from trying my best to be." She answers.
It takes Tim in its roots and leaves the facility, melting a hole through the wall with its star-fueled flames and continuing to walk away. Once outside, it pauses, waiting for Tony and Tiffany to return.
"And that's what makes you even more perfect than before." He says with a chuckle, lying down on the sand, the water touching the bottom of his feet.
Tony and Tiffany aren't too far behind, though the building begins to self destruct as they make it out, causing a pillar of flame and a shockwave that rumbles the earth, leaving nothing but a crater where it once was.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
*So The False God*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*I would assume so.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
He looks up, then holds up a finger. He reaches into his hat, which is set upside-down on the table, and pulls out a cold soda and two glasses, each with with a large metal cube inside them. He places one before himself and one before the orc before pouring them drinks, which seem to freeze a bit around the cubes. Then he clears his throat. "Hello. Are you a monster hunter?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
He nods, still moving, simply running in place, his legs moving surprisingly fast for someone with a backpack bigger than himself on his back "Sir, yes sir. I'm a member of the 8th Fleet I am. Here's me badge." He holds out a badge to prove that is in fact a monster hunter. He takes a deep breath, walking over to them, more calm than energetic "Nice to meet you, I'm Thorfinn."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"I would suggest you stop right now, but eh, better to have you both out of the gene pool" It strikes with its maw, dealing 18 piercing damage
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*God dammit I'm stupid... forgot to roll to hit 30 (and it aims for john)*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*Wait who's next in init? Rei has a +3 in dex*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*No to hit or nothing?*
He takes the hit without any difficulty, blood trickling from his mouth as he begins to swing his blade twice at them, flames and holy power coming off of it. To hit:10 14 Damage:19 19 Smite damage:12 14
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*Rei would be next.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"And I'd be happy to help with the experiments when we go back." She responds, looking out at the ocean as well. "I don't have to be, but that doesn't stop me from trying my best to be." She answers.
It takes Tim in its roots and leaves the facility, melting a hole through the wall with its star-fueled flames and continuing to walk away. Once outside, it pauses, waiting for Tony and Tiffany to return.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"I'm Sweets!" He puts a tuft of cotton candy on top of each drink, the metal cube keeping it from melting entirely. "I always wanted to be a monster hunter, but I've never had the physicality. I'm small, so that means slow, weak, and short range."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
She hits it with her gauntlets 14 9 13 8
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Both hit the chitin of the beast and miss
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Both hit The False God's chitin, yet they do not slice through it
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
The False God runs away (At 100 ft) "You both of you better hope you don't cross paths with me again..."
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*HI Jester I just realized my username has rizz in it :(*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
"And that's what makes you even more perfect than before." He says with a chuckle, lying down on the sand, the water touching the bottom of his feet.
Tony and Tiffany aren't too far behind, though the building begins to self destruct as they make it out, causing a pillar of flame and a shockwave that rumbles the earth, leaving nothing but a crater where it once was.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
He watches them run away, cackling "COME BACK AGAIN! I DARE YOU!" He says, entirely unafraid of death.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*You have not W rizz, but D rizz*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Rei watches as they run away
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.