"If only I could have no shadow at all instead of a shadow that Sh**talks me all the time..." Neave mutters. "That would be nice." The shadow mumbles something unintelligible because Neave is still standing on its face.
"Sit down, I'll get you something to drink." He orders himself some cactus whiskey, offering them the seat across from his in the booth. He continues to mutter to his sniper, Matilda, who seems to be speaking back to him somehow.
"Thanks." Neave sits down. "Ya know, it's kinda odd watching someone talk to a rifle. No offence." He adds hastily.
His facade seems to crack for a moment, turning in violent rage, but he quickly calms down "I am talking to Matilda, if you could hear her, you would understand."
"Hey, hey, no need for the rage, I said no offence. It's just that usually guns don't talk." Neave doesn't seem particularly worried about potentially getting shot. "Matilda's sentient, which is kinda rare, so bear with mye if I get a little weirded out."
He looks at them, calming down back to his usual smile "You have a sentient shadow, you aren't exactly among the regular either, you can buy your own drink." He begins sipping his cactus whiskey, apparently easily enraged when it comes to talking about Matilda.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
"I don't care what ya want, yer kid deserves an apology. That or I use yer soul as a spell ingredient." Suddenly ethereal chains wrap around the spirit, locking them from escaping.
A young man with dark brown hair, sharp green eyes, and tanned skin hits the ground in a field near the tavern. His salt and pepper bird wings flap as they try to soften the landing. He wears a dark grey tanktop, baggy black jeans, and black combat boots.
He sighs. "Whatever."
They see someone near the tavern, dressed in black and white stripped clothes, with white face paint. A warforged that appears to be trapped in an invisible box, a mime. They are seemingly skinny, built for dexterity with a happy smile.
"Wrong answer." She grabs some more things, seemingly preparing to trap them in something.
"If only I could have no shadow at all instead of a shadow that Sh**talks me all the time..." Neave mutters. "That would be nice." The shadow mumbles something unintelligible because Neave is still standing on its face.
"Sit down, I'll get you something to drink." He orders himself some cactus whiskey, offering them the seat across from his in the booth. He continues to mutter to his sniper, Matilda, who seems to be speaking back to him somehow.
"Thanks." Neave sits down. "Ya know, it's kinda odd watching someone talk to a rifle. No offence." He adds hastily.
His facade seems to crack for a moment, turning in violent rage, but he quickly calms down "I am talking to Matilda, if you could hear her, you would understand."
"Hey, hey, no need for the rage, I said no offence. It's just that usually guns don't talk." Neave doesn't seem particularly worried about potentially getting shot. "Matilda's sentient, which is kinda rare, so bear with mye if I get a little weirded out."
He looks at them, calming down back to his usual smile "You have a sentient shadow, you aren't exactly among the regular either, you can buy your own drink." He begins sipping his cactus whiskey, apparently easily enraged when it comes to talking about Matilda.
Neave raises an eyebrow, and goes to buy a drink, leaving the shadow behind. "Luckily for me, I cannot get shot. Because I have a feeling that you have the right mindset at the moment to do so." It says.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
Neave raises an eyebrow, and goes to buy a drink, leaving the shadow behind. "Luckily for me, I cannot get shot. Because I have a feeling that you have the right mindset at the moment to do so." It says.
"Matilda can shoot ghosts and other ethereal beings." He says, continuing to drink, "I wont shoot you unless Matilda wants to." His ear twitches and he turns to Matilda, nodding along with whatever she is saying.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
Neave raises an eyebrow, and goes to buy a drink, leaving the shadow behind. "Luckily for me, I cannot get shot. Because I have a feeling that you have the right mindset at the moment to do so." It says.
"Matilda can shoot ghosts and other ethereal beings." He says, continuing to drink, "I wont shoot you unless Matilda wants to." His ear twitches and he turns to Matilda, nodding along with whatever she is saying.
"Hunter, huh?" Neave says, as he comes back. "What kinda hunting requires shooting ghosts?"
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
"I don't care what ya want, yer kid deserves an apology. That or I use yer soul as a spell ingredient." Suddenly ethereal chains wrap around the spirit, locking them from escaping.
A young man with dark brown hair, sharp green eyes, and tanned skin hits the ground in a field near the tavern. His salt and pepper bird wings flap as they try to soften the landing. He wears a dark grey tanktop, baggy black jeans, and black combat boots.
He sighs. "Whatever."
They seem someone near the tavern, dressed in black and white stripped clothes, with white face paint. A warforged that appears to be trapped in an invisible box, a mime. They are seemingly skinny, built for dexterity with a happy smile.
"Wrong answer." She grabs some more things, seemingly preparing to trap them in something.
He sits up slowly, complaining about the pain of hitting the ground.
He sighs again
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Ye old creator of characters
Tortured poet and writer
This mortal body is expendable, I will be released from my binding soon.
Neave raises an eyebrow, and goes to buy a drink, leaving the shadow behind. "Luckily for me, I cannot get shot. Because I have a feeling that you have the right mindset at the moment to do so." It says.
"Matilda can shoot ghosts and other ethereal beings." He says, continuing to drink, "I wont shoot you unless Matilda wants to." His ear twitches and he turns to Matilda, nodding along with whatever she is saying.
"Hunter, huh?" Neave says, as he comes back. "What kinda hunting requires shooting ghosts?"
"The kind that hunts monsters and other things." He says, finishing his glass, "Matilda says you two get to live." He smiles.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
Neave raises an eyebrow, and goes to buy a drink, leaving the shadow behind. "Luckily for me, I cannot get shot. Because I have a feeling that you have the right mindset at the moment to do so." It says.
"Matilda can shoot ghosts and other ethereal beings." He says, continuing to drink, "I wont shoot you unless Matilda wants to." His ear twitches and he turns to Matilda, nodding along with whatever she is saying.
"Hunter, huh?" Neave says, as he comes back. "What kinda hunting requires shooting ghosts?"
"The kind that hunts monsters and other things." He says, finishing his glass, "Matilda says you two get to live." He smiles.
"I don't think ya could kill me if you tried, Cash." Neave takes a swig from his beer. "Feel free to give shadow a lesson if you want though." The shadow looks at Neave, folding it's arms in an unimpressed fashion.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
Neave raises an eyebrow, and goes to buy a drink, leaving the shadow behind. "Luckily for me, I cannot get shot. Because I have a feeling that you have the right mindset at the moment to do so." It says.
"Matilda can shoot ghosts and other ethereal beings." He says, continuing to drink, "I wont shoot you unless Matilda wants to." His ear twitches and he turns to Matilda, nodding along with whatever she is saying.
"Hunter, huh?" Neave says, as he comes back. "What kinda hunting requires shooting ghosts?"
"The kind that hunts monsters and other things." He says, finishing his glass, "Matilda says you two get to live." He smiles.
"I don't think ya could kill me if you tried, Cash." Neave takes a swig from his beer. "Feel free to give shadow a lesson if you want though." The shadow looks at Neave, folding it's arms in an unimpressed fashion.
"You don't know what I can do. Don't try to taunt me, that's a stupid mistake no matter who you're up against." He pours himself another glass, "Beer? Huh." He looks seemingly disappointed with them.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
Neave raises an eyebrow, and goes to buy a drink, leaving the shadow behind. "Luckily for me, I cannot get shot. Because I have a feeling that you have the right mindset at the moment to do so." It says.
"Matilda can shoot ghosts and other ethereal beings." He says, continuing to drink, "I wont shoot you unless Matilda wants to." His ear twitches and he turns to Matilda, nodding along with whatever she is saying.
"Hunter, huh?" Neave says, as he comes back. "What kinda hunting requires shooting ghosts?"
"The kind that hunts monsters and other things." He says, finishing his glass, "Matilda says you two get to live." He smiles.
"I don't think ya could kill me if you tried, Cash." Neave takes a swig from his beer. "Feel free to give shadow a lesson if you want though." The shadow looks at Neave, folding it's arms in an unimpressed fashion.
"You don't know what I can do. Don't try to taunt me, that's a stupid mistake no matter who you're up against." He pours himself another glass, "Beer? Huh." He looks seemingly disappointed with them.
"I prefer to keep things simple." Neave leans back, unbothered by the threat.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
"I prefer to keep things simple." Neave leans back, unbothered by the threat.
"And I guess you like the taste of piss, cause that's just what beer is." He taps the counter, before muttering to Matilda, seemingly getting scolded for his language.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
"I prefer to keep things simple." Neave leans back, unbothered by the threat.
"And I guess you like the taste of piss, cause that's just what beer is." He taps the counter, before muttering to Matilda, seemingly getting scolded for his language.
"Every man to themselves. You're drinking whiskey and cactus juice."
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
"I prefer to keep things simple." Neave leans back, unbothered by the threat.
"And I guess you like the taste of piss, cause that's just what beer is." He taps the counter, before muttering to Matilda, seemingly getting scolded for his language.
"Every man to themselves. You're drinking whiskey and cactus juice."
"Cactus juice is healthy, and whiskey has an actual enjoyable flavor." He shrugs, apologizing to Matilda.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
"I prefer to keep things simple." Neave leans back, unbothered by the threat.
"And I guess you like the taste of piss, cause that's just what beer is." He taps the counter, before muttering to Matilda, seemingly getting scolded for his language.
"Every man to themselves. You're drinking whiskey and cactus juice."
"Cactus juice is healthy, and whiskey has an actual enjoyable flavor." He shrugs, apologizing to Matilda.
Neave sighs. Shadow goes 2D again, and dark, wispy smoke curls out from underneath Neave's cloak. He mutters a profanity, and takes out an elaborately styled amulet, dusting it off and muttering a couple words in a language Johnny doesn't understand.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
"I prefer to keep things simple." Neave leans back, unbothered by the threat.
"And I guess you like the taste of piss, cause that's just what beer is." He taps the counter, before muttering to Matilda, seemingly getting scolded for his language.
"Every man to themselves. You're drinking whiskey and cactus juice."
"Cactus juice is healthy, and whiskey has an actual enjoyable flavor." He shrugs, apologizing to Matilda.
Neave sighs. Shadow goes 2D again, and dark, wispy smoke curls out from underneath Neave's cloak. He mutters a profanity, and takes out an elaborately styled amulet, dusting it off and muttering a couple words in a language Johnny doesn't understand.
He rolls his eyes as he watches them, putting Matilda in his lap. Suddenly Neave can hear the soft voice of a German woman, accent incredibly defined "No profanity." She whispers, before the presence disappears.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
He looks at them, calming down back to his usual smile "You have a sentient shadow, you aren't exactly among the regular either, you can buy your own drink." He begins sipping his cactus whiskey, apparently easily enraged when it comes to talking about Matilda.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
They see someone near the tavern, dressed in black and white stripped clothes, with white face paint. A warforged that appears to be trapped in an invisible box, a mime. They are seemingly skinny, built for dexterity with a happy smile.
"Wrong answer." She grabs some more things, seemingly preparing to trap them in something.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
Neave raises an eyebrow, and goes to buy a drink, leaving the shadow behind. "Luckily for me, I cannot get shot. Because I have a feeling that you have the right mindset at the moment to do so." It says.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
"Matilda can shoot ghosts and other ethereal beings." He says, continuing to drink, "I wont shoot you unless Matilda wants to." His ear twitches and he turns to Matilda, nodding along with whatever she is saying.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"Hunter, huh?" Neave says, as he comes back. "What kinda hunting requires shooting ghosts?"
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
He sits up slowly, complaining about the pain of hitting the ground.
He sighs again
Ye old creator of characters
Tortured poet and writer
This mortal body is expendable, I will be released from my binding soon.
"The kind that hunts monsters and other things." He says, finishing his glass, "Matilda says you two get to live." He smiles.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
The warforged notices them, gesturing them over with that smile on his face.
"Yer a [gp], ya know that?" She looks through her books, "Pathetic."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"I don't think ya could kill me if you tried, Cash." Neave takes a swig from his beer. "Feel free to give shadow a lesson if you want though." The shadow looks at Neave, folding it's arms in an unimpressed fashion.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
"You don't know what I can do. Don't try to taunt me, that's a stupid mistake no matter who you're up against." He pours himself another glass, "Beer? Huh." He looks seemingly disappointed with them.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
He does slowly, cracking his back.
"Oh i know." he says with a toothy grin
Ye old creator of characters
Tortured poet and writer
This mortal body is expendable, I will be released from my binding soon.
When they get close, they tilt their head, checking them for injuries. Medicine:12
"What layer o' hell were you thrown inta?" She begins getting materials.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"I prefer to keep things simple." Neave leans back, unbothered by the threat.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
"And I guess you like the taste of piss, cause that's just what beer is." He taps the counter, before muttering to Matilda, seemingly getting scolded for his language.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"Every man to themselves. You're drinking whiskey and cactus juice."
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
He has a busted lip and is a bit bruised up.
He shrugs. "I dunno."
Ye old creator of characters
Tortured poet and writer
This mortal body is expendable, I will be released from my binding soon.
"Cactus juice is healthy, and whiskey has an actual enjoyable flavor." He shrugs, apologizing to Matilda.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
The mime begins tending to them and their wounds with expert skill.
"Well, I'm gonna throw ya inta wrath when I'm done usin' ya."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
Neave sighs. Shadow goes 2D again, and dark, wispy smoke curls out from underneath Neave's cloak. He mutters a profanity, and takes out an elaborately styled amulet, dusting it off and muttering a couple words in a language Johnny doesn't understand.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
He rolls his eyes as he watches them, putting Matilda in his lap. Suddenly Neave can hear the soft voice of a German woman, accent incredibly defined "No profanity." She whispers, before the presence disappears.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)