"I prefer to keep things simple." Neave leans back, unbothered by the threat.
"And I guess you like the taste of piss, cause that's just what beer is." He taps the counter, before muttering to Matilda, seemingly getting scolded for his language.
"Every man to themselves. You're drinking whiskey and cactus juice."
"Cactus juice is healthy, and whiskey has an actual enjoyable flavor." He shrugs, apologizing to Matilda.
Neave sighs. Shadow goes 2D again, and dark, wispy smoke curls out from underneath Neave's cloak. He mutters a profanity, and takes out an elaborately styled amulet, dusting it off and muttering a couple words in a language Johnny doesn't understand.
He rolls his eyes as he watches them, putting Matilda in his lap. Suddenly Neave can hear the soft voice of a German woman, accent incredibly defined "No profanity." She whispers, before the presence disappears.
Neave pauses. "Well, Matilda, why didn't ya stop me swearing at shadow earlier? Ya could have told me ya didn't like the words." At this point, Johnny has probably noticed that Neave's sentence construction heavily clashes with his fancy accent.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
Neave pauses. "Well, Matilda, why didn't ya stop me swearing at shadow earlier? Ya could have told me ya didn't like the words." At this point, Johnny has probably noticed that Neave's sentence construction heavily clashes with his fancy accent.
Johnny tilts his head, curiously "Are you faking your accent, Neave?" Matilda speaks to them again, without the presence being detectable "It is rude to interrupt someone I hadn't yet decided gets to live or die. Please, no profanity or I may have to change my choice."
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
Neave pauses. "Well, Matilda, why didn't ya stop me swearing at shadow earlier? Ya could have told me ya didn't like the words." At this point, Johnny has probably noticed that Neave's sentence construction heavily clashes with his fancy accent.
Johnny tilts his head, curiously "Are you faking your accent, Neave?" Matilda speaks to them again, without the presence being detectable "It is rude to interrupt someone I hadn't yet decided gets to live or die. Please, no profanity or I may have to change my choice."
"Faking my accent?" Neave sounds genuinely confused. "Why would I be?" He glances at matilda, muttering to himself, "Pretty extreme to change your choice about me living or dying just because I swear..."
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
Neave pauses. "Well, Matilda, why didn't ya stop me swearing at shadow earlier? Ya could have told me ya didn't like the words." At this point, Johnny has probably noticed that Neave's sentence construction heavily clashes with his fancy accent.
Johnny tilts his head, curiously "Are you faking your accent, Neave?" Matilda speaks to them again, without the presence being detectable "It is rude to interrupt someone I hadn't yet decided gets to live or die. Please, no profanity or I may have to change my choice."
"Faking my accent?" Neave sounds genuinely confused. "Why would I be?" He glances at matilda, muttering to himself, "Pretty extreme to change your choice about me living or dying just because I swear..."
"The way you speak, it doesn't match your accent well, like you're trying to hide it." The sniper rifle seems to cock, without Johnny even touching it "You are going to stop swearing, then, aren't you?" She asks, not really asking.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
Neave pauses. "Well, Matilda, why didn't ya stop me swearing at shadow earlier? Ya could have told me ya didn't like the words." At this point, Johnny has probably noticed that Neave's sentence construction heavily clashes with his fancy accent.
Johnny tilts his head, curiously "Are you faking your accent, Neave?" Matilda speaks to them again, without the presence being detectable "It is rude to interrupt someone I hadn't yet decided gets to live or die. Please, no profanity or I may have to change my choice."
"Faking my accent?" Neave sounds genuinely confused. "Why would I be?" He glances at matilda, muttering to himself, "Pretty extreme to change your choice about me living or dying just because I swear..."
"The way you speak, it doesn't match your accent well, like you're trying to hide it." The sniper rifle seems to cock, without Johnny even touching it "You are going to stop swearing, then, aren't you?" She asks, not really asking.
"Hey, uhh... Matilda's getting a little extreme back there..." Neave says, slightly uncertain now.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
"Hey, uhh... Matilda's getting a little extreme back there..." Neave says, slightly uncertain now.
Johnny tilts his head, "Oh? Matilda is talking to you, what do you mean shes getting extreme?" He seems very confused.
"She's considering letting you kill me because I swore at my amulet."
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
"Hey, uhh... Matilda's getting a little extreme back there..." Neave says, slightly uncertain now.
Johnny tilts his head, "Oh? Matilda is talking to you, what do you mean shes getting extreme?" He seems very confused.
"She's considering letting you kill me because I swore at my amulet."
"You are swearing? Did Matilda tell you not to?" He seems much more focused on that part "I thought you said I couldn't hurt you."
"I mean, ya, she kinda did, but AFTEr I swore several time while stomping on Shadow's face, so I don't get it." He sighs. "Also, getting shot is getting shot. Even if having a hole in my skull couldn't kill me, it would be much better if it wasn't there, no?"
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
"Hey, uhh... Matilda's getting a little extreme back there..." Neave says, slightly uncertain now.
Johnny tilts his head, "Oh? Matilda is talking to you, what do you mean shes getting extreme?" He seems very confused.
"She's considering letting you kill me because I swore at my amulet."
"You are swearing? Did Matilda tell you not to?" He seems much more focused on that part "I thought you said I couldn't hurt you."
"I mean, ya, she kinda did, but AFTEr I swore several time while stomping on Shadow's face, so I don't get it." He sighs. "Also, getting shot is getting shot. Even if having a hole in my skull couldn't kill me, it would be much better if it wasn't there, no?"
"After? She wouldn't want to interrupt. It makes perfect sense to me, but I'll talk with her about it if you want to keep living." He holds the rifle, muttering to it at a volume they can't hear, talking back and forth for Neave's sake.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
"Hey, uhh... Matilda's getting a little extreme back there..." Neave says, slightly uncertain now.
Johnny tilts his head, "Oh? Matilda is talking to you, what do you mean shes getting extreme?" He seems very confused.
"She's considering letting you kill me because I swore at my amulet."
"You are swearing? Did Matilda tell you not to?" He seems much more focused on that part "I thought you said I couldn't hurt you."
"I mean, ya, she kinda did, but AFTEr I swore several time while stomping on Shadow's face, so I don't get it." He sighs. "Also, getting shot is getting shot. Even if having a hole in my skull couldn't kill me, it would be much better if it wasn't there, no?"
"After? She wouldn't want to interrupt. It makes perfect sense to me, but I'll talk with her about it if you want to keep living." He holds the rifle, muttering to it at a volume they can't hear, talking back and forth for Neave's sake.
Neave very carefully grabs his staff from its propped up position.
*gtg. see ya*
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
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(does anyone want to rp)
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
I am failure and perfection
Without grace, but I am tired
Of walking life like it's a wire
"Thank you..." he mumbles as his wings flutter nervously.
He nods. "if thats what you'd like."
Ye old creator of characters
Tortured poet and writer
This mortal body is expendable, I will be released from my binding soon.
They nod, not speaking, because Mime, getting them handled quickly with a smile.
"... How was anyone stupid enough ta have a kid with ya."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
Neave pauses. "Well, Matilda, why didn't ya stop me swearing at shadow earlier? Ya could have told me ya didn't like the words." At this point, Johnny has probably noticed that Neave's sentence construction heavily clashes with his fancy accent.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
Johnny tilts his head, curiously "Are you faking your accent, Neave?" Matilda speaks to them again, without the presence being detectable "It is rude to interrupt someone I hadn't yet decided gets to live or die. Please, no profanity or I may have to change my choice."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"Your a mine arent you?" he asks
He raises a finger at that. "Technically he was made in a lab. He has no real parents. Just genetically modified and built as a weapon."
Ye old creator of characters
Tortured poet and writer
This mortal body is expendable, I will be released from my binding soon.
*Hello everyone. I'm working on a "new" character again*
Jacob is pan-frying the brains he cleaned the day before.
Atticus is eating a hamburger in the woods. Occasionally be feeds a bit of it to one of the animals that have gathered around him.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
He nods, pulling back once he's done.
"That makes a lot more sense, yer completely unlovable." Suddenly she seems to begin draining and distilling his ethereal essence.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"Faking my accent?" Neave sounds genuinely confused. "Why would I be?" He glances at matilda, muttering to himself, "Pretty extreme to change your choice about me living or dying just because I swear..."
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
*im going to go. Im having a rough time mentally right now. I dont know if ill be back on today or tmr*
Ye old creator of characters
Tortured poet and writer
This mortal body is expendable, I will be released from my binding soon.
"The way you speak, it doesn't match your accent well, like you're trying to hide it." The sniper rifle seems to cock, without Johnny even touching it "You are going to stop swearing, then, aren't you?" She asks, not really asking.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"Hey, uhh... Matilda's getting a little extreme back there..." Neave says, slightly uncertain now.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
*Please take care of yourself man, I'm here if you need me any time.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
Johnny tilts his head, "Oh? Matilda is talking to you, what do you mean shes getting extreme?" He seems very confused.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"She's considering letting you kill me because I swore at my amulet."
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
"You are swearing? Did Matilda tell you not to?" He seems much more focused on that part "I thought you said I couldn't hurt you."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"I mean, ya, she kinda did, but AFTEr I swore several time while stomping on Shadow's face, so I don't get it." He sighs. "Also, getting shot is getting shot. Even if having a hole in my skull couldn't kill me, it would be much better if it wasn't there, no?"
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
*You've got a new character, Jester?*
*Cool. Living weapons are always interesting.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"After? She wouldn't want to interrupt. It makes perfect sense to me, but I'll talk with her about it if you want to keep living." He holds the rifle, muttering to it at a volume they can't hear, talking back and forth for Neave's sake.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
Neave very carefully grabs his staff from its propped up position.
*gtg. see ya*
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.