He reaches out for their hands, sliding the rings onto each of their fingers “They were made especially for all three of you, my loves.”
“I’ve had much of my life to practice, my dear. I would be happy to teach you how to be an alcoholic.”
He begins working on tuning it to his liking, a long process but one he’s perfectly content doing “I love you more, I should get working on your gift soon.”
He reaches out for their hands, sliding the rings onto each of their fingers “They were made especially for all three of you, my loves.”
“I’ve had much of my life to practice, my dear. I would be happy to teach you how to be an alcoholic.”
He begins working on tuning it to his liking, a long process but one he’s perfectly content doing “I love you more, I should get working on your gift soon.”
He reaches out for their hands, sliding the rings onto each of their fingers “They were made especially for all three of you, my loves.”
“I’ve had much of my life to practice, my dear. I would be happy to teach you how to be an alcoholic.”
He begins working on tuning it to his liking, a long process but one he’s perfectly content doing “I love you more, I should get working on your gift soon.”
As Sylvain takes the ring, it burns her finger and she screams slightly, prying it off. "What the... the [GP]...?"
"I know how to drink, Damian, but you're over here drinking it like it's fine wine" she laughs a bit
"If you insist, i'd be happy just to be here with you."
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He reaches out for their hands, sliding the rings onto each of their fingers “They were made especially for all three of you, my loves.”
“I’ve had much of my life to practice, my dear. I would be happy to teach you how to be an alcoholic.”
He begins working on tuning it to his liking, a long process but one he’s perfectly content doing “I love you more, I should get working on your gift soon.”
As Sylvain takes the ring, it burns her finger and she screams slightly, prying it off. "What the... the [GP]...?"
"I know how to drink, Damian, but you're over here drinking it like it's fine wine" she laughs a bit
"If you insist, i'd be happy just to be here with you."
He takes the ring back, looking down at it for a moment before burning it to ash in his palm, reforming the ashes into the shape of a ring “That was strange.”
He laughs with her, smiling happily “Savor what I can, you should too.” He downs the rest once he’s got the flavor.
“I suppose it can wait.” He closes his eyes and puts down his bango once he’s tuned it enough.
He reaches out for their hands, sliding the rings onto each of their fingers “They were made especially for all three of you, my loves.”
“I’ve had much of my life to practice, my dear. I would be happy to teach you how to be an alcoholic.”
He begins working on tuning it to his liking, a long process but one he’s perfectly content doing “I love you more, I should get working on your gift soon.”
As Sylvain takes the ring, it burns her finger and she screams slightly, prying it off. "What the... the [GP]...?"
"I know how to drink, Damian, but you're over here drinking it like it's fine wine" she laughs a bit
"If you insist, i'd be happy just to be here with you."
He takes the ring back, looking down at it for a moment before burning it to ash in his palm, reforming the ashes into the shape of a ring “That was strange.”
He laughs with her, smiling happily “Savor what I can, you should too.” He downs the rest once he’s got the flavor.
“I suppose it can wait.” He closes his eyes and puts down his bango once he’s tuned it enough.
She rubs her finger, frantically looking through a book given to her by Hinven
She pours another glass, attempting to do what he did
"I think I might rest now, will you join me?"
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He reaches out for their hands, sliding the rings onto each of their fingers “They were made especially for all three of you, my loves.”
“I’ve had much of my life to practice, my dear. I would be happy to teach you how to be an alcoholic.”
He begins working on tuning it to his liking, a long process but one he’s perfectly content doing “I love you more, I should get working on your gift soon.”
As Sylvain takes the ring, it burns her finger and she screams slightly, prying it off. "What the... the [GP]...?"
"I know how to drink, Damian, but you're over here drinking it like it's fine wine" she laughs a bit
"If you insist, i'd be happy just to be here with you."
He takes the ring back, looking down at it for a moment before burning it to ash in his palm, reforming the ashes into the shape of a ring “That was strange.”
He laughs with her, smiling happily “Savor what I can, you should too.” He downs the rest once he’s got the flavor.
“I suppose it can wait.” He closes his eyes and puts down his bango once he’s tuned it enough.
She rubs her finger, frantically looking through a book given to her by Hinven
She pours another glass, attempting to do what he did
"I think I might rest now, will you join me?"
“Do any of you know what just happened?” He asks, looking at her as she looks at the book.
He demonstrates with a smirk, before allowing them to do the same.
“Of course I will, I can start working on it tomorrow.”
He reaches out for their hands, sliding the rings onto each of their fingers “They were made especially for all three of you, my loves.”
“I’ve had much of my life to practice, my dear. I would be happy to teach you how to be an alcoholic.”
He begins working on tuning it to his liking, a long process but one he’s perfectly content doing “I love you more, I should get working on your gift soon.”
As Sylvain takes the ring, it burns her finger and she screams slightly, prying it off. "What the... the [GP]...?"
"I know how to drink, Damian, but you're over here drinking it like it's fine wine" she laughs a bit
"If you insist, i'd be happy just to be here with you."
He takes the ring back, looking down at it for a moment before burning it to ash in his palm, reforming the ashes into the shape of a ring “That was strange.”
He laughs with her, smiling happily “Savor what I can, you should too.” He downs the rest once he’s got the flavor.
“I suppose it can wait.” He closes his eyes and puts down his bango once he’s tuned it enough.
She rubs her finger, frantically looking through a book given to her by Hinven
She pours another glass, attempting to do what he did
"I think I might rest now, will you join me?"
“Do any of you know what just happened?” He asks, looking at her as she looks at the book.
He demonstrates with a smirk, before allowing them to do the same.
“Of course I will, I can start working on it tomorrow.”
she reads a bit more, sighing. "The main body, me, cannot be bound my a marital contract..."
"Do I have to look smug while doing it?" she asks, raising an eyebrow
She settles in, holding him close and closing her eyes.
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He reaches out for their hands, sliding the rings onto each of their fingers “They were made especially for all three of you, my loves.”
“I’ve had much of my life to practice, my dear. I would be happy to teach you how to be an alcoholic.”
He begins working on tuning it to his liking, a long process but one he’s perfectly content doing “I love you more, I should get working on your gift soon.”
As Sylvain takes the ring, it burns her finger and she screams slightly, prying it off. "What the... the [GP]...?"
"I know how to drink, Damian, but you're over here drinking it like it's fine wine" she laughs a bit
"If you insist, i'd be happy just to be here with you."
He takes the ring back, looking down at it for a moment before burning it to ash in his palm, reforming the ashes into the shape of a ring “That was strange.”
He laughs with her, smiling happily “Savor what I can, you should too.” He downs the rest once he’s got the flavor.
“I suppose it can wait.” He closes his eyes and puts down his bango once he’s tuned it enough.
She rubs her finger, frantically looking through a book given to her by Hinven
She pours another glass, attempting to do what he did
"I think I might rest now, will you join me?"
“Do any of you know what just happened?” He asks, looking at her as she looks at the book.
He demonstrates with a smirk, before allowing them to do the same.
“Of course I will, I can start working on it tomorrow.”
she reads a bit more, sighing. "The main body, me, cannot be bound my a marital contract..."
"Do I have to look smug while doing it?" she asks, raising an eyebrow
She settles in, holding him close and closing her eyes.
He holds the ash version of the ring, sighing “I understand, well, you understand the meaning behind it. The ring isn’t truly necessary.”
“Definitely, dear. You knew I had to look smug some times.” He leans back in his chair.
He fall asleep in her arms, thinking of what he’s going to make for her.
*Just gonna intro this guy now.*
Sitting in the Autumn portion of Aspen, on a pile of leaves is a man, tall and muscular with tanned skin, made so by his time spent in the sun. He’s dressed in casual attire, simple blacks and greys, his hair black with a streak of grey that runs through the slicked back hair, a small portion of bangs covering his eyes. He’s playing the electric guitar, humming to himself quietly.
He reaches out for their hands, sliding the rings onto each of their fingers “They were made especially for all three of you, my loves.”
“I’ve had much of my life to practice, my dear. I would be happy to teach you how to be an alcoholic.”
He begins working on tuning it to his liking, a long process but one he’s perfectly content doing “I love you more, I should get working on your gift soon.”
As Sylvain takes the ring, it burns her finger and she screams slightly, prying it off. "What the... the [GP]...?"
"I know how to drink, Damian, but you're over here drinking it like it's fine wine" she laughs a bit
"If you insist, i'd be happy just to be here with you."
He takes the ring back, looking down at it for a moment before burning it to ash in his palm, reforming the ashes into the shape of a ring “That was strange.”
He laughs with her, smiling happily “Savor what I can, you should too.” He downs the rest once he’s got the flavor.
“I suppose it can wait.” He closes his eyes and puts down his bango once he’s tuned it enough.
She rubs her finger, frantically looking through a book given to her by Hinven
She pours another glass, attempting to do what he did
"I think I might rest now, will you join me?"
“Do any of you know what just happened?” He asks, looking at her as she looks at the book.
He demonstrates with a smirk, before allowing them to do the same.
“Of course I will, I can start working on it tomorrow.”
she reads a bit more, sighing. "The main body, me, cannot be bound my a marital contract..."
"Do I have to look smug while doing it?" she asks, raising an eyebrow
She settles in, holding him close and closing her eyes.
He holds the ash version of the ring, sighing “I understand, well, you understand the meaning behind it. The ring isn’t truly necessary.”
“Definitely, dear. You knew I had to look smug some times.” He leans back in his chair.
He fall asleep in her arms, thinking of what he’s going to make for her.
*Just gonna intro this guy now.*
Sitting in the Autumn portion of Aspen, on a pile of leaves is a man, tall and muscular with tanned skin, made so by his time spent in the sun. He’s dressed in casual attire, simple blacks and greys, his hair black with a streak of grey that runs through the slicked back hair, a small portion of bangs covering his eyes. He’s playing the electric guitar, humming to himself quietly.
"Sorry, so sorry.." she sighs and hugs him tightly. "Maybe I can wear it on a different finger?"
"No, I meant, is it part of the process?"
Omi turns a page in his book, and doesn't look up at the man. "Hello, welcome to my Domain."
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“Not worth trying, I don’t want to burn you again. You understand my love for you lasts beyond my entire existence, I could be forgotten by everyone else, but I know you would remember me.”
“Oh absolutely not.” He leans across the table and gives them a kiss before waiting for the food to arrive.
He looks up from his guitar and over to them, nodding to them as he stops playing the guitar “Happy to be welcome.” His voice is polite but heavy.
“Not worth trying, I don’t want to burn you again. You understand my love for you lasts beyond my entire existence, I could be forgotten by everyone else, but I know you would remember me.”
“Oh absolutely not.” He leans across the table and gives them a kiss before waiting for the food to arrive.
He looks up from his guitar and over to them, nodding to them as he stops playing the guitar “Happy to be welcome.” His voice is polite but heavy.
"Until the end of time, my lovely little spark~" she nuzzles into his neck
She takes another sip after the short kiss, smiling
He looks up, a slight frown. "I must ask you refrain from playing too loud, this town is supposed to be serene."
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Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined. >Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you YESNO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
“Not worth trying, I don’t want to burn you again. You understand my love for you lasts beyond my entire existence, I could be forgotten by everyone else, but I know you would remember me.”
“Oh absolutely not.” He leans across the table and gives them a kiss before waiting for the food to arrive.
He looks up from his guitar and over to them, nodding to them as he stops playing the guitar “Happy to be welcome.” His voice is polite but heavy.
"Until the end of time, my lovely little spark~" she nuzzles into his neck
She takes another sip after the short kiss, smiling
He looks up, a slight frown. "I must ask you refrain from playing too loud, this town is supposed to be serene."
He wraps his arms around them, leaning against them, “I wish I could live long enough to be with you until then. Unfortunate I won’t.”
Once their food arrives, he patiently waits for them to finish their beverage, before breaking into the food with a smile.
“Really? It seems it, I’ll try to keep the volume to a minimum.” He plucks the first for cords to ‘From the Start’, his teeth unnaturally sharp for a human.
“Not worth trying, I don’t want to burn you again. You understand my love for you lasts beyond my entire existence, I could be forgotten by everyone else, but I know you would remember me.”
“Oh absolutely not.” He leans across the table and gives them a kiss before waiting for the food to arrive.
He looks up from his guitar and over to them, nodding to them as he stops playing the guitar “Happy to be welcome.” His voice is polite but heavy.
"Until the end of time, my lovely little spark~" she nuzzles into his neck
She takes another sip after the short kiss, smiling
He looks up, a slight frown. "I must ask you refrain from playing too loud, this town is supposed to be serene."
He wraps his arms around them, leaning against them, “I wish I could live long enough to be with you until then. Unfortunate I won’t.”
Once their food arrives, he patiently waits for them to finish their beverage, before breaking into the food with a smile.
“Really? It seems it, I’ll try to keep the volume to a minimum.” He plucks the first for cords to ‘From the Start’, his teeth unnaturally sharp for a human.
"Sadly, but alas, it is what it is." she sighs, kissing his neck
She cracks into the lobster, antsy and hungry.
"Please do. Do you plan on staying here? There are several empty houses."
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Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined. >Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you YESNO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
“Not worth trying, I don’t want to burn you again. You understand my love for you lasts beyond my entire existence, I could be forgotten by everyone else, but I know you would remember me.”
“Oh absolutely not.” He leans across the table and gives them a kiss before waiting for the food to arrive.
He looks up from his guitar and over to them, nodding to them as he stops playing the guitar “Happy to be welcome.” His voice is polite but heavy.
"Until the end of time, my lovely little spark~" she nuzzles into his neck
She takes another sip after the short kiss, smiling
He looks up, a slight frown. "I must ask you refrain from playing too loud, this town is supposed to be serene."
He wraps his arms around them, leaning against them, “I wish I could live long enough to be with you until then. Unfortunate I won’t.”
Once their food arrives, he patiently waits for them to finish their beverage, before breaking into the food with a smile.
“Really? It seems it, I’ll try to keep the volume to a minimum.” He plucks the first for cords to ‘From the Start’, his teeth unnaturally sharp for a human.
"Sadly, but alas, it is what it is." she sighs, kissing his neck
She cracks into the lobster, antsy and hungry.
"Please do. Do you plan on staying here? There are several empty houses."
He cradles her in his arms, “So we shall savor the time we have, you three are my life. Any of you want to do anything?”
He smiles as he watches her, biting into his rice and leaning against the table, his eyes focused purely on her.
“I think I do, there’s nothing else I would want to do but stay somewhere. I’ve got to protect someone anyway, and this place seems safe.” (Can’t wait to see your smol bean.)
*Didn't really like the session I played at the game store last night, but it inspired me to make my own game since I realized that I can actually run something for people who are interested in playing. My home games are miserable and half the time no one shows up. Like, brother it's your own house. We don't go anywhere or do anything, so do not tell me it was a scheduling conflict.*
*Anyway, I might want to run my game both on DDB and at the game shop, if y'all have any interest in it.*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Didn't really like the session I played at the game store last night, but it inspired me to make my own game since I realized that I can actually run something for people who are interested in playing. My home games are miserable and half the time no one shows up. Like, brother it's your own house. We don't go anywhere or do anything, so do not tell me it was a scheduling conflict.*
*Anyway, I might want to run my game both on DDB and at the game shop, if y'all have any interest in it.*
*You don’t have to say any more, you’ve got me on board, I’m sorry you’ve got to deal with home games like that, I’ll try to keep up as much enthusiasm as I can muster, though I may not be able to take part some days.*
*Didn't really like the session I played at the game store last night, but it inspired me to make my own game since I realized that I can actually run something for people who are interested in playing. My home games are miserable and half the time no one shows up. Like, brother it's your own house. We don't go anywhere or do anything, so do not tell me it was a scheduling conflict.*
*Anyway, I might want to run my game both on DDB and at the game shop, if y'all have any interest in it.*
*You don’t have to say any more, you’ve got me on board, I’m sorry you’ve got to deal with home games like that, I’ll try to keep up as much enthusiasm as I can muster, though I may not be able to take part some days.*
*All I ask is that you post once a day, even if that post is "I can't play today" or "I'll be on tomorrow"*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
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*Henlo, Jester! Can't rp rn, but I can chat! :3*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*Cut for Salem.*
He reaches out for their hands, sliding the rings onto each of their fingers “They were made especially for all three of you, my loves.”
“I’ve had much of my life to practice, my dear. I would be happy to teach you how to be an alcoholic.”
He begins working on tuning it to his liking, a long process but one he’s perfectly content doing “I love you more, I should get working on your gift soon.”
*Cut for Salem.*
He reaches out for their hands, sliding the rings onto each of their fingers “They were made especially for all three of you, my loves.”
“I’ve had much of my life to practice, my dear. I would be happy to teach you how to be an alcoholic.”
He begins working on tuning it to his liking, a long process but one he’s perfectly content doing “I love you more, I should get working on your gift soon.”
*Good to see you Tarra, we’ve got to rp later, we don’t enough.£
As Sylvain takes the ring, it burns her finger and she screams slightly, prying it off. "What the... the [GP]...?"
"I know how to drink, Damian, but you're over here drinking it like it's fine wine" she laughs a bit
"If you insist, i'd be happy just to be here with you."
Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined.
>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
He takes the ring back, looking down at it for a moment before burning it to ash in his palm, reforming the ashes into the shape of a ring “That was strange.”
He laughs with her, smiling happily “Savor what I can, you should too.” He downs the rest once he’s got the flavor.
“I suppose it can wait.” He closes his eyes and puts down his bango once he’s tuned it enough.
*True. How're ya doin tho?*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
She rubs her finger, frantically looking through a book given to her by Hinven
She pours another glass, attempting to do what he did
"I think I might rest now, will you join me?"
Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined.
>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
“Do any of you know what just happened?” He asks, looking at her as she looks at the book.
He demonstrates with a smirk, before allowing them to do the same.
“Of course I will, I can start working on it tomorrow.”
she reads a bit more, sighing. "The main body, me, cannot be bound my a marital contract..."
"Do I have to look smug while doing it?" she asks, raising an eyebrow
She settles in, holding him close and closing her eyes.
Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined.
>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
He holds the ash version of the ring, sighing “I understand, well, you understand the meaning behind it. The ring isn’t truly necessary.”
“Definitely, dear. You knew I had to look smug some times.” He leans back in his chair.
He fall asleep in her arms, thinking of what he’s going to make for her.
*Just gonna intro this guy now.*
Sitting in the Autumn portion of Aspen, on a pile of leaves is a man, tall and muscular with tanned skin, made so by his time spent in the sun. He’s dressed in casual attire, simple blacks and greys, his hair black with a streak of grey that runs through the slicked back hair, a small portion of bangs covering his eyes. He’s playing the electric guitar, humming to himself quietly.
"Sorry, so sorry.." she sighs and hugs him tightly. "Maybe I can wear it on a different finger?"
"No, I meant, is it part of the process?"
Omi turns a page in his book, and doesn't look up at the man. "Hello, welcome to my Domain."
Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined.
>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
*Cut for Salem.*
“Not worth trying, I don’t want to burn you again. You understand my love for you lasts beyond my entire existence, I could be forgotten by everyone else, but I know you would remember me.”
“Oh absolutely not.” He leans across the table and gives them a kiss before waiting for the food to arrive.
He looks up from his guitar and over to them, nodding to them as he stops playing the guitar “Happy to be welcome.” His voice is polite but heavy.
"Until the end of time, my lovely little spark~" she nuzzles into his neck
She takes another sip after the short kiss, smiling
He looks up, a slight frown. "I must ask you refrain from playing too loud, this town is supposed to be serene."
Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined.
>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
He wraps his arms around them, leaning against them, “I wish I could live long enough to be with you until then. Unfortunate I won’t.”
Once their food arrives, he patiently waits for them to finish their beverage, before breaking into the food with a smile.
“Really? It seems it, I’ll try to keep the volume to a minimum.” He plucks the first for cords to ‘From the Start’, his teeth unnaturally sharp for a human.
"Sadly, but alas, it is what it is." she sighs, kissing his neck
She cracks into the lobster, antsy and hungry.
"Please do. Do you plan on staying here? There are several empty houses."
Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined.
>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
He cradles her in his arms, “So we shall savor the time we have, you three are my life. Any of you want to do anything?”
He smiles as he watches her, biting into his rice and leaning against the table, his eyes focused purely on her.
“I think I do, there’s nothing else I would want to do but stay somewhere. I’ve got to protect someone anyway, and this place seems safe.” (Can’t wait to see your smol bean.)
*I'm back, everyone!*
*Didn't really like the session I played at the game store last night, but it inspired me to make my own game since I realized that I can actually run something for people who are interested in playing. My home games are miserable and half the time no one shows up. Like, brother it's your own house. We don't go anywhere or do anything, so do not tell me it was a scheduling conflict.*
*Anyway, I might want to run my game both on DDB and at the game shop, if y'all have any interest in it.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*You don’t have to say any more, you’ve got me on board, I’m sorry you’ve got to deal with home games like that, I’ll try to keep up as much enthusiasm as I can muster, though I may not be able to take part some days.*
*All I ask is that you post once a day, even if that post is "I can't play today" or "I'll be on tomorrow"*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.