”well, then, duh,“ she says rather bluntly. “But why wouldn’t you be scared of me? You seemed very sure you didn’t need protection from the spooky lady robbing a grave.”
“I’m already suffering. You couldn’t make it worse.”
She looks up, directly at him. “You think so?”
“I do.”
She grips her wand with both hands, leaning forward.
”you think that nothing I am capable of doing could ever make you hurt? Not. Even. A. Little. Bit?” She doesn’t seem angry, offended, or spiteful. Just… curious. Morbidly curious.
“You can cause me pain, but nothing worse than what I’ve already endured.”
“Alright.” She blinks, leaning back, seemingly content with the answer. ”I think you’re at the point of life of creatures that can’t die that I like to refer to as the, ‘don’t care anymore,’ phase.”
He snaps. “Exactly. You’re right.”
“Now, usually, you’ll either find something worth caring about and stick to that to keep sane, or you will continue to wallow in your sadness and darkness until time forgets you. Fun, right?” She taps him on the head with her wand.
”well, then, duh,“ she says rather bluntly. “But why wouldn’t you be scared of me? You seemed very sure you didn’t need protection from the spooky lady robbing a grave.”
“I’m already suffering. You couldn’t make it worse.”
She looks up, directly at him. “You think so?”
“I do.”
She grips her wand with both hands, leaning forward.
”you think that nothing I am capable of doing could ever make you hurt? Not. Even. A. Little. Bit?” She doesn’t seem angry, offended, or spiteful. Just… curious. Morbidly curious.
“You can cause me pain, but nothing worse than what I’ve already endured.”
“Alright.” She blinks, leaning back, seemingly content with the answer. ”I think you’re at the point of life of creatures that can’t die that I like to refer to as the, ‘don’t care anymore,’ phase.”
He snaps. “Exactly. You’re right.”
“Now, usually, you’ll either find something worth caring about and stick to that to keep sane, or you will continue to wallow in your sadness and darkness until time forgets you. Fun, right?” She taps him on the head with her wand.
“Ow! Hey! That does not sound fun!”
She frowns, tapping him again with the wand. “Yuh-huh, which means you have to do what?…” she asks expectantly.
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_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
”well, then, duh,“ she says rather bluntly. “But why wouldn’t you be scared of me? You seemed very sure you didn’t need protection from the spooky lady robbing a grave.”
“I’m already suffering. You couldn’t make it worse.”
She looks up, directly at him. “You think so?”
“I do.”
She grips her wand with both hands, leaning forward.
”you think that nothing I am capable of doing could ever make you hurt? Not. Even. A. Little. Bit?” She doesn’t seem angry, offended, or spiteful. Just… curious. Morbidly curious.
“You can cause me pain, but nothing worse than what I’ve already endured.”
“Alright.” She blinks, leaning back, seemingly content with the answer. ”I think you’re at the point of life of creatures that can’t die that I like to refer to as the, ‘don’t care anymore,’ phase.”
He snaps. “Exactly. You’re right.”
“Now, usually, you’ll either find something worth caring about and stick to that to keep sane, or you will continue to wallow in your sadness and darkness until time forgets you. Fun, right?” She taps him on the head with her wand.
“Ow! Hey! That does not sound fun!”
She frowns, tapping him again with the wand. “Yuh-huh, which means you have to do what?…” she asks expectantly.
“Ow! Find something worth caring about and stick to that to keep sane or whatever you said?”
”well, then, duh,“ she says rather bluntly. “But why wouldn’t you be scared of me? You seemed very sure you didn’t need protection from the spooky lady robbing a grave.”
“I’m already suffering. You couldn’t make it worse.”
She looks up, directly at him. “You think so?”
“I do.”
She grips her wand with both hands, leaning forward.
”you think that nothing I am capable of doing could ever make you hurt? Not. Even. A. Little. Bit?” She doesn’t seem angry, offended, or spiteful. Just… curious. Morbidly curious.
“You can cause me pain, but nothing worse than what I’ve already endured.”
“Alright.” She blinks, leaning back, seemingly content with the answer. ”I think you’re at the point of life of creatures that can’t die that I like to refer to as the, ‘don’t care anymore,’ phase.”
He snaps. “Exactly. You’re right.”
“Now, usually, you’ll either find something worth caring about and stick to that to keep sane, or you will continue to wallow in your sadness and darkness until time forgets you. Fun, right?” She taps him on the head with her wand.
“Ow! Hey! That does not sound fun!”
She frowns, tapping him again with the wand. “Yuh-huh, which means you have to do what?…” she asks expectantly.
“Find something worth caring about and stick to that to keep sane or whatever you said?”
“Yuh-huh.” She looks away, absently using her wand as a nail file. “Your welcome for the advice, I take payment in gold and platinum only, please.”
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
”well, then, duh,“ she says rather bluntly. “But why wouldn’t you be scared of me? You seemed very sure you didn’t need protection from the spooky lady robbing a grave.”
“I’m already suffering. You couldn’t make it worse.”
She looks up, directly at him. “You think so?”
“I do.”
She grips her wand with both hands, leaning forward.
”you think that nothing I am capable of doing could ever make you hurt? Not. Even. A. Little. Bit?” She doesn’t seem angry, offended, or spiteful. Just… curious. Morbidly curious.
“You can cause me pain, but nothing worse than what I’ve already endured.”
“Alright.” She blinks, leaning back, seemingly content with the answer. ”I think you’re at the point of life of creatures that can’t die that I like to refer to as the, ‘don’t care anymore,’ phase.”
He snaps. “Exactly. You’re right.”
“Now, usually, you’ll either find something worth caring about and stick to that to keep sane, or you will continue to wallow in your sadness and darkness until time forgets you. Fun, right?” She taps him on the head with her wand.
“Ow! Hey! That does not sound fun!”
She frowns, tapping him again with the wand. “Yuh-huh, which means you have to do what?…” she asks expectantly.
“Find something worth caring about and stick to that to keep sane or whatever you said?”
“Yuh-huh.” She looks away, absently using her wand as a nail file. “Your welcome for the advice, I take payment in gold and platinum only, please.”
”well, then, duh,“ she says rather bluntly. “But why wouldn’t you be scared of me? You seemed very sure you didn’t need protection from the spooky lady robbing a grave.”
“I’m already suffering. You couldn’t make it worse.”
She looks up, directly at him. “You think so?”
“I do.”
She grips her wand with both hands, leaning forward.
”you think that nothing I am capable of doing could ever make you hurt? Not. Even. A. Little. Bit?” She doesn’t seem angry, offended, or spiteful. Just… curious. Morbidly curious.
“You can cause me pain, but nothing worse than what I’ve already endured.”
“Alright.” She blinks, leaning back, seemingly content with the answer. ”I think you’re at the point of life of creatures that can’t die that I like to refer to as the, ‘don’t care anymore,’ phase.”
He snaps. “Exactly. You’re right.”
“Now, usually, you’ll either find something worth caring about and stick to that to keep sane, or you will continue to wallow in your sadness and darkness until time forgets you. Fun, right?” She taps him on the head with her wand.
“Ow! Hey! That does not sound fun!”
She frowns, tapping him again with the wand. “Yuh-huh, which means you have to do what?…” she asks expectantly.
“Find something worth caring about and stick to that to keep sane or whatever you said?”
“Yuh-huh.” She looks away, absently using her wand as a nail file. “Your welcome for the advice, I take payment in gold and platinum only, please.”
“I’m not paying you. I don’t have anything.”
She chuckles. “It’s called sarcasm, dummy.”
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_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
”well, then, duh,“ she says rather bluntly. “But why wouldn’t you be scared of me? You seemed very sure you didn’t need protection from the spooky lady robbing a grave.”
“I’m already suffering. You couldn’t make it worse.”
She looks up, directly at him. “You think so?”
“I do.”
She grips her wand with both hands, leaning forward.
”you think that nothing I am capable of doing could ever make you hurt? Not. Even. A. Little. Bit?” She doesn’t seem angry, offended, or spiteful. Just… curious. Morbidly curious.
“You can cause me pain, but nothing worse than what I’ve already endured.”
“Alright.” She blinks, leaning back, seemingly content with the answer. ”I think you’re at the point of life of creatures that can’t die that I like to refer to as the, ‘don’t care anymore,’ phase.”
He snaps. “Exactly. You’re right.”
“Now, usually, you’ll either find something worth caring about and stick to that to keep sane, or you will continue to wallow in your sadness and darkness until time forgets you. Fun, right?” She taps him on the head with her wand.
“Ow! Hey! That does not sound fun!”
She frowns, tapping him again with the wand. “Yuh-huh, which means you have to do what?…” she asks expectantly.
“Find something worth caring about and stick to that to keep sane or whatever you said?”
“Yuh-huh.” She looks away, absently using her wand as a nail file. “Your welcome for the advice, I take payment in gold and platinum only, please.”
”well, then, duh,“ she says rather bluntly. “But why wouldn’t you be scared of me? You seemed very sure you didn’t need protection from the spooky lady robbing a grave.”
“I’m already suffering. You couldn’t make it worse.”
She looks up, directly at him. “You think so?”
“I do.”
She grips her wand with both hands, leaning forward.
”you think that nothing I am capable of doing could ever make you hurt? Not. Even. A. Little. Bit?” She doesn’t seem angry, offended, or spiteful. Just… curious. Morbidly curious.
“You can cause me pain, but nothing worse than what I’ve already endured.”
“Alright.” She blinks, leaning back, seemingly content with the answer. ”I think you’re at the point of life of creatures that can’t die that I like to refer to as the, ‘don’t care anymore,’ phase.”
He snaps. “Exactly. You’re right.”
“Now, usually, you’ll either find something worth caring about and stick to that to keep sane, or you will continue to wallow in your sadness and darkness until time forgets you. Fun, right?” She taps him on the head with her wand.
“Ow! Hey! That does not sound fun!”
She frowns, tapping him again with the wand. “Yuh-huh, which means you have to do what?…” she asks expectantly.
“Find something worth caring about and stick to that to keep sane or whatever you said?”
“Yuh-huh.” She looks away, absently using her wand as a nail file. “Your welcome for the advice, I take payment in gold and platinum only, please.”
“I’m not paying you. I don’t have anything.”
She chuckles. “It’s called sarcasm, dummy.”
“Ah. Should’ve known. I’m Desto.”
“Edith. Edith Perte. Fairy Godmother and apparently unpaid therapist.”
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
”well, then, duh,“ she says rather bluntly. “But why wouldn’t you be scared of me? You seemed very sure you didn’t need protection from the spooky lady robbing a grave.”
“I’m already suffering. You couldn’t make it worse.”
She looks up, directly at him. “You think so?”
“I do.”
She grips her wand with both hands, leaning forward.
”you think that nothing I am capable of doing could ever make you hurt? Not. Even. A. Little. Bit?” She doesn’t seem angry, offended, or spiteful. Just… curious. Morbidly curious.
“You can cause me pain, but nothing worse than what I’ve already endured.”
“Alright.” She blinks, leaning back, seemingly content with the answer. ”I think you’re at the point of life of creatures that can’t die that I like to refer to as the, ‘don’t care anymore,’ phase.”
He snaps. “Exactly. You’re right.”
“Now, usually, you’ll either find something worth caring about and stick to that to keep sane, or you will continue to wallow in your sadness and darkness until time forgets you. Fun, right?” She taps him on the head with her wand.
“Ow! Hey! That does not sound fun!”
She frowns, tapping him again with the wand. “Yuh-huh, which means you have to do what?…” she asks expectantly.
“Find something worth caring about and stick to that to keep sane or whatever you said?”
“Yuh-huh.” She looks away, absently using her wand as a nail file. “Your welcome for the advice, I take payment in gold and platinum only, please.”
“I’m not paying you. I don’t have anything.”
She chuckles. “It’s called sarcasm, dummy.”
“Ah. Should’ve known. I’m Desto.”
“Edith. Edith Perte. Fairy Godmother and apparently unpaid therapist.”
“I didn’t realize fairy godmother only did things for a price.”
*ALRIGHT OKAY IT TOOK LIKE FOUR HOURS BUT I MADE A CHARACTER*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
*ALRIGHT OKAY IT TOOK LIKE FOUR HOURS BUT I MADE A CHARACTER*
*How?*
*Well, I had to bonk my brain on a wall multiple times to make sure I focused, because I was uninspired, so it took a while, BUT I DID IT*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
*ALRIGHT OKAY IT TOOK LIKE FOUR HOURS BUT I MADE A CHARACTER*
*How?*
*Well, I had to bonk my brain on a wall multiple times to make sure I focused, because I was uninspired, so it took a while, BUT I DID IT*
*WOW*
*YES. IT'S DAYS LIKE THESE I WISH I COULD STEAL SOMEOONE ELSE'S BRAIN FOR A COUPLE INUTES.*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Edith scowls. “Well, Y’know what, I do, and I have a good (1GP)ing reason for it.” the star of her wand lights on fire. She frowns and extinguishes the flame, calming down slightly.
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
Edith scowls. “Well, Y’know what, I do, and I have a good (1GP)ing reason for it.” the star of her wand lights on fire. She frowns and extinguishes the flame, calming down slightly.
*ALRIGHT OKAY IT TOOK LIKE FOUR HOURS BUT I MADE A CHARACTER*
*How?*
*Well, I had to bonk my brain on a wall multiple times to make sure I focused, because I was uninspired, so it took a while, BUT I DID IT*
*WOW*
*YES. IT'S DAYS LIKE THESE I WISH I COULD STEAL SOMEOONE ELSE'S BRAIN FOR A COUPLE INUTES.*
*brains taste yummy.*
*Indeed.*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
“Ow! Hey! That does not sound fun!”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
She frowns, tapping him again with the wand. “Yuh-huh, which means you have to do what?…” she asks expectantly.
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
“Ow! Find something worth caring about and stick to that to keep sane or whatever you said?”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
“Yuh-huh.” She looks away, absently using her wand as a nail file. “Your welcome for the advice, I take payment in gold and platinum only, please.”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
“I’m not paying you. I don’t have anything.”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
She chuckles. “It’s called sarcasm, dummy.”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
“Ah. Should’ve known. I’m Desto.”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
*gtg, be back in 10.*
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
“Edith. Edith Perte. Fairy Godmother and apparently unpaid therapist.”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
“I didn’t realize fairy godmother only did things for a price.”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
*ALRIGHT OKAY IT TOOK LIKE FOUR HOURS BUT I MADE A CHARACTER*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
*How?*
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
*Well, I had to bonk my brain on a wall multiple times to make sure I focused, because I was uninspired, so it took a while, BUT I DID IT*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
*WOW*
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
*YES. IT'S DAYS LIKE THESE I WISH I COULD STEAL SOMEOONE ELSE'S BRAIN FOR A COUPLE INUTES.*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
*cut with Banan*
Edith scowls. “Well, Y’know what, I do, and I have a good (1GP)ing reason for it.” the star of her wand lights on fire. She frowns and extinguishes the flame, calming down slightly.
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
“Oh-oh, sorry.”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
*brains taste yummy.*
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
*Indeed.*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
*RP?*
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!